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Charmerbeautylooks:
There's no smoke without fire! Reporter tell us d real story, u family members must have gone there to query wot killed ur sister. Forgetting u r in another man's land n far frm home. Smthing serious must have generated d cause of d fight nt wot ur mum said. Meanwhile may d dead rest in peace, amen!

yeye post..their inlaw's village is almost filled with people like you.Murderers!

The way these nl GIRLS are picking on guys these days ehn!wetin happen?person preek stand up because you sit ontop am..na em you carry come nl again!

Anuoluwapo23:
I don't know any so you guys tell me i will check them out..


And they should also come here lemme see them..

you carry juju for mouth?see command sha..

jamela:
How about, if I were your daughter and you told me you loved me, you asked me to stay away from the bad boys that live down the block, but then I sneaked out to meet them only to get raped and killed. Is that your fault?

I don't understand this your logic ma.Isn't God the one who'll throw those who don't follow him into hell by himself?More like,you disobey your father to hangout with the devil,then your loving father catches and kill the both of you.And who created evil?did the devil just become evil all by himself?so he created something(evil) God didn't create..?

udekwuebuka:
Toke be looking like maleficent...

exactly, I've been trying to figure out who she looks like.

Are these nl detectives trying to debunk the news or blaming the lady for being robbed...

lol..very good.Some Nollywood producers can disgrace Nigeria ehn!

mtcheew!wrong thread to book space..money don enter em head,he thinks everybody works for him.

Bros why na?You've done the worst.

when i was still a little boy,i use to hide my preek from people because it was so huge for a boy of my age then.Used To wear very tight pants to hold it down so it won't show too much in school.I thought i wasn't a normal kid oh...but when i kon start to fvck i realise wetin God do for me.Thank God for blessing me oh! I won't trade my big boy for anything in the world.

I've seen like 3 other counter threads.This one seems to be the wackest(no offense,please) but a little bit funny though..because of that big and small yansh part.Romance section is doomed!!

So predictable....

Frontier2:
But I love her, even because of i stay away from do many girls
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oya sidan there dey wait na..people dey teh you sontin naw,you no wan listen.The earlier the better..

no oh! She can't be just 14...She looks way older than that..or am i really a perv

tottinova:
Come lemme press it for you

make sure you suck his deek too...you think it's funny abi?

I can swear the op takes shii on this forum more personal than the people she described.

schumastic:
i concur @op

moral of the msg is this;
a girl can be in love with a broke guy but il stil want a rich guy as financial back up...the funny part is, she will spend the 3k wit her bf n d mumu go they form lover boy ;Dn brag about his babe..#WhoFineBoyDoneHelp ?

how?the fine boy fvcks her and still folo her chop your money.As long as he doesn't know how you bang his girl..he's a happy guy..i dey with the op though,

Thank God.
This guy can't write without using the word "popular"...then he goes ahead to mention the names of people he associates with.. I don't even know most of them sef.
His style of writing is wack. Just trying so hard to be influential.

Am not hating at all oh!

bardella1:
mumu
U are rolling wt sum1 dat is nt even in schl nd u expect her nt to be dependent on u

Haba! So any girl who is not in school must be dependent

From what I see everyday, girls who are in school are the most demanding and dependent ones.

Mtcheew

Wey some women dey find big_prick, this one dey complain.

If na my wife be this ehn... She for don pack tey tey because I'm mighty.

My_prick can kill!

Go and marry squad, over to you guys... Yeye


My crush... Perfect!

I used to take a whole sachet of 120mg of tramadol a day.. Was so sweet until I passed out. I woke up tied with a rope on a hospital bed. Infact when they narrated what I did ehn, I stayed indoors for almost a month because of shame.
After i stopped breathing,everybody thought I was dead. They started crying but I woke again and started acting like a mad man.. Didn't even recognize anyone, according to them.
It was hard for me to quit though because I had gone so deep in abusing it. There were days that I even took more than a sachet.
I still passed out 4 more times sha before I finally gave up on it. It wasn't easy oh. It has serious withdrawal symptoms for real.
Sweet but one can easily get addicted to it.


My tramadol story.

faith4love:
Na wa o

Hehe... I love women

Smellymouth:
Badoo Sneh.. I hail ur government

Lol..
No worry, I go make you one of my ministers.

Oma307:
I like u for acknowledging but u need to repent

Repentance mode activated!

xendra:
Ah finally!! I started to wonder who com be d womanizers since everyone is like when I was a womanizer. Anyway brother as part of my Sunday evangelism, the kingdom of God is at hand oo, pls repent.

Lol

That is one of the reasons why I pray fervently.. I like women
I go repent today sha.

I'm a womanizer but I never go to the front to dance, I always hide my offering, I've never paid a girl's offering, I close my eyes and pray like a prayer warrior, I don't quarrel with ushers, I just explain why I need to sit at the back(because of the fan), sometimes I wear same clothes to church.

Well, I do the rest though...

Progress2468:
Funny you, no wahala.
But warn those girls who want to dress hot to be careful to avoid been hurt

Yes sir. I'll do just that.