To those saying this will end prostitution what about marriage? Won't this dastardly act affect marriage too? When thinking about bad, think about good too. Because it's the absence of good that fuels bad. People don't marry anymore for sex or love, they just chop each other and divorce.

That's where Elon Musk seep in.
No crack on your wall, no lizard can enter
#itiswell!

Up till now some people still don't believe that Tinubu is their president

Irony of life

She doesn't need to eat anymore with her previous posture

I wonder what someone will be eating to be as fat as that

But they said it's not food that makes one fat Sha

Cheik tiote

Samuel okwaraji

This guy in fast and furious ehn what was his name

Governors are the cuase of high rate of poverty, Buhari keeps deceiving himself

How did he in the first place became the President?
Wasn't it, the governors all of which he solicited their support that ganered votes of Nigerians in their states that ended voting for him?
Didn't he know that they governors were small letter g gods in Nigeria?

You can't become a president without winning more than 20states outs of the 36 and that is the fact

So let's tell Buhari to stop deceiving himself
In 2015, many states weren't unable to pay salaries of their civil servants, they collected bail out funds, ecological funds and Paris club

Up till now many of them are still unable to pay minimum wage of N30000,

A bag of rice is 38k or 40k, now let's assume the minimum wage is 40k, if I buy a bag of rice with my salary,
How much remains?,
What about my house rent?
What about the school fees of my kids,?
What about fuel for my car?

We are just deceiving ourselves

I checked the definition of Palliatives in the dictionary, and it said
A Palliative is not meant to solve the problem for which it was distributed without actually solving the cause of the problems

Now there is floods and they are giving
A bag of rice,
A carton of indomie and
Five litres of cooking oil to the family whose house has been washed off,
No bed to sleep on,
No mosquito net to prevent malaria,
No shelter?

Like touts at the garage often say
WHO DOES THAT?

Ask about Nigerias debt profile and you will be perplexed
Someone even said very soon,
Everyone will be debited by china

He analysed that if you divide the amount that Nigeria borrowed by 200million ,
Her polulation, then everyone including the young babies and kids be be summoned to pay up

Now there is post covid effect, there is high inflation rate,
There is also global recession going on
like water power should flow from the head or from the mountain to the bottom or the plains and valleys, but when whater or power is flowing from bottom to up

Then there will be higgledy piggledy

MAY GOD SAVE US ALL!

Send 2k to my account, I will register you


Lol!

I can give you ten tribes in Nigeria wey fine pass ibo girls

Fulani
Idoma
Kogi girls
Calabar girls( short and thick)
Rivers and bayelsa girls( figure eight with breasts that can swallow your head)
Edo girls( don't try the slender ones on bed if you don't want to die)


Welcome to Nigeria ( I love ibo girls too, so let's forget tribalism and love each other for love and nothing but love sake)

Mr dj please play me

ENDOWED BY DBANJ

The guy no allow us rest in peace for campus when I dey sch. Every minute na him music thrn dey always play. By fire by force him lyrics ENTER MY HEAD!

Where the hell is he now? Definitely not in Naija anymore!

Years back

I watched one yoruba film, police arrested some guys claiming they were into fraud
The guys replied "SIR MY EMAIL IS GMAIL, ITS NOT YAHOO MAIL SIR!"

LOL!

Wey guys dey line up to sleep with her

I might be wrong but why I think there is high demand for gay porn in those places might be due to high rate of prostitution there. And also ladies don't marry early, the bride price is very very high, so the society is filled with alot of matured single men and women. It's a very big menace,
So have even made up their minds that they won't marry again. That's what is fuelling gay!

My opinion though!

Did snake swallowed the money?

When the weather is cold, some skip one or two days before taking bath

Nothing bad there Sha

Some can't bath with cold water so they bath when the sun is out

Empty hen indeed

There were alot of slave trade during those times. And a very cheap way of free labour is slavery, from your slaves you will find men of talent, wood cutters, stone hewers, bricklayers and masons.

Also there was definitely presences of foreign bodies like giants and some even said aliens as at back then.

And alot of sorcery and witchcraft too was used by pharoaoh himself

Don't forget that illuminati started from Egypt

Is this man thinking that Nigerian politics is like music?

Two tribes in Nigeria, when some ethnic groups have gone extinct with no one speaking their language again?

Is this guy okay like this?

Many of them use Alum to rub the place( vagina) to make it tight.

If you have female friends that you gist together with they will tell you or if you have as.hawo friends that you fxck regularly, they will confirm it

But wait oh

Didn't you use condom?

Weren't they the ones that voted him(Soludo) into power

So why are they complaining now?

Mouth and private parts

Those two things have destroyed alot of people
May God save us

Nigerians and deceit be like five and six

They kept shouting Buhari, Buhari,

Now Buhari is counting days to leave

Did Buhari disappeared himself into office?


Nonsense and nonsensical!


After the elections, we will see the next National Anthem!

Ghana

Once you have a car, dress flashy and let them know that you are loaded with cash and from Nigeria

They will line up Infront of your house to get fxcked

Ah ah oga is there A State in Nigeria bearing Kilimanjaro?

You want to fight corruption in Nigeria?


Are you a bombosticbratatta?

See meat

Kill and chop as usual


Welcome to Nigeria!


Dont we have wild life conservation?

Buhari again?

Are you a bombosticbratatta?

Op mouth go collect wotowoto!

One day all the people in Nigeria will migrate to another country

All the bad guys will now be asking "WHERE ARE THESE GUYS?"

Whether then add naija or not, can Nigeria win the world cup?

Last last na Argentina go still beat Nigeria

Leave us alone abeg

Op nice moniker

Lol

I was going to work last week and I dey hear " pah, pah pah, Tah Tah Tah fah fah fah" and " argh, uugh, yes, yes," early in the morning inside one of the rooms beside the road and I was like
Inside this place?

Those girls small small girls you are seeing nowadays can tutor devil and MR DEVIL will be speechless.

As for the op

Keep it up EHN,

THEN NO DEY TELL PERSON

Are you alright EHN?

AND AS YOU ARE POSTING IT HERE, YOU WANT THEM TO BLOCK IT?


ARE YOU ALRIGHT?


MUST YOU KISS AND TELL?

When him dey club, dey chop women yansh

We dey there?

Make him send him account number for Ecomm on Ashawo thread, the guy dey give Sha

The fall of a dried leaf, is a lesson for the fresh ones