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Zoharariel:
A good reputation is more desirable that great wealth, and favourable acceptance more than silver & gold - Proverbs 22:1

Nice 1 Pattybf - We're very proud of you and I hope Sooperrescue & InspiredAutos can learn a thing or 2 from you.

Fhemmmy:
Because our customers are why we are in business, we decided to let everything else wait and treat this as urgent . . . . Here is what you have requested for and please view with caution cos it could be contagious oh

2011 Lexus RX 350 , , , ,MINT Machine that will land in Lagos at a cost of ONLY 4.6M Naira (Clearing is NOT inclusive - But clearing would be within the range of 1.2M Naira ( So total landing would be 5.8M Naira (when the craziness at the port comes down, Adexfem of Nairaland might be able to do it cheaper))

GAZZUZZ:
hope to see you too.

cnwokike:
Please what is the cost of O2 sensor for Toyota Corolla 2003. My corolla seems to consuming so much fuel and when I checked the location for the O2 sensor, I found that it is not there.

How much can I obtain a new one?

weyabblog:
Fayose is God sent. Chaiii buhari want to finish us. When did buhari give our lands to fulani for their our personal business of no tax. We are finished. Chaiiii
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zico530:
Fayose, if you are to arm them, give them sophisticated weapons. With what I am seeing the herdmen are well armed with AK 47 guns while your hunters are using double barel .

Sempumping:
I hope she can use that thing .

hungryboy:
Chai,
Politicians don kill us for this country,

Imagine, 13000naira on just one meal for one man?,

Na full goat dem dey chop at once?.

raker300:
See the dirty creature that got her pregnant sef. Mumu get mind to sit near am sef for this kin time

What's it with these people and banging underaged girls?

Is it that their va-jay-jay is tighter or what?

See the Mumu man face sef be like back of Nyash

koboko69:
Only the wicked in heart, and the useless tribalistic bigots, plus the unrepentant mentally deluded wailers will pretend like the economy today is not as a result of the dwindling oil price, and the ineffectual rulling, and endemic corruption by the ineffectual buffon.

Baba clearing PDP's mess since 1900.!!!!

billy187:
On a lighter, (rather derailing) note, the color of your rav4 is AWESOME. Any idea of the name or code of color used?

freshvine:
Sir, Apology is not enough! One thing you should understand in business is that the customer is always right and they're the reason you're in business. Create a certified customer and not a disgruntled one.

Call this guy back and help fix his car at little or NO extra cost to him. He'll come back here testifying with satisfaction.

I think I can relate to his predicament. If I take my car in for maintenance, NO auto medics dare tamper with the original specifications of the vehicle. I won't tolerate any bypass I rather buy a replacement for a faulty item. No matter how he try to convince me I'll insist on "carry come" echoed in the local parlance

sooperrescue:
When I said my boys will collect the money from him, i meant that when he buys a better car, one of my boys might in the future become his mechanic and they will collect that money. It is glad to know that you are a heart reader to know which one is evil or good. If the gear is bad, how come the car can get to 100 kms with the rpm on 3000? My auto business is in safe hands and i have thousands of nairalanders whom i have not met that i have been doing business with. And they are reading this topic and wondering if emeka is on oshogbo weed.

Standing5:
Gej wasn't trusted by even governors (APC n PDP). They preferred to share excess fund as it was being looted via phony federal expenses like BH war and so the masses were right to feel the same way and reject subsidy removal which put more money in the hands of the federal govt.
The Jonathan govt didn't show sign of blocking leakages at federal level but wanted to throw more money at the corrupt system, Buhari govt on the other hand showed its readiness to block leakages before going ahead to throw more money at a less corupt system.
The difference is clear.

CNARIOjoseph:
I am making this post because I am frustrated and totally fed up with how badly I've been treated by Mr. Patrick (sooperrescue). This post may be long because I want to explain in details what has transpired.

I noticed my car (Hyundai SantaFe 2002 V6 2.7l) had started consuming fuel abnormally, so I finally decided to take it to Mr. Patrick (sooperrescue), after discussing with him severally on the phone, to have my transmission oil changed and to also have them check my car.

Wednesday, 27th April, 2016
The moment I pulled up, he told me that my car was dragging. They drove it and told me the car wasn't selecting gear. After checking the car, Mr. Patrick (sooperrescue) told me that my car had no serious problem, but that:

1. My Starting Switch Needed to be changed
2. They needed to replace the cable that connects to the Gear Body,
3. Transmission Oil change,
4. New Air Filter,
5. New Spark Plugs

I sat there in his office thinking they were working on my car outside, but each time I came out to check on the car, I met it unattended to, and each time I asked, I was told "they had gone to buy the things needed to fix the car". I ended up spending the entire day there and was surprised when I was told to come back on Friday, 29th April 2016, to pick my car. It was a bitter pill to swallow because my car is a very important work tool, and I'd just taken a new client project. So being without it for two whole days was going to cost me a lot, but I had no choice at that time but to wait. He said they needed some money to work, so I paid N10,000 (Ten Thousand Naira) that day via POS.

Friday, 29th April 2016
I went to his workshop to pick up my car, and was told the car was ready except that they hadn't been able to find my Spark plugs anywhere. This is a Hyundai SantaFe 2002 for crying out loud, how come they couldn't find my plugs anywhere in Lagos; a whole Lagos? He said the only place they found my Plugs was in Agidingbi, at the cost of N15,000 (Fifteen Thousand Naira), and they'll go there first thing on Saturday morning to get it. I told Mr. Patrick (sooperrescue) how disastrous it'll be for me to go without my car due to my kind of work, and he gave me another vehicle, a JEEP Commander to use till Saturday evening. He demanded N50,000 (Fifty Thousand Naira) to help speed up things, and sent one of his boys to go with me to the ATM to get the money.

Saturday, 30th April 2016
The JEEP Commander he gave me turned out to be an absolute nightmare. After 60liters of fuel for a 30km trip, I called him that I was returning the car. To say I was frustrated and disappointed is an understatement. How could he give me a faulty car? My own faulty car didn't consume that much fuel, yet he gave it to me knowing fully well it was no good. Back at his workshop, I saw they had bought the new plugs for my car, and was hopeful I would leave with my car that day. After putting the new plugs, they drove it around brought it back and started work again, after which my car refused to even crank up, not to talk of starting. To cut the long story short, I was told to come back on Monday, 2^nd May 2016. Since my car was going to stay that long, I told them to go ahead and change my engine oil and faulty engine seat.

Monday, 2^nd May 2016.
I called on the phone and Mr. Patrick (sooperrescue) told me my car wiring was messed up that they needed to download my wiring diagram from the internet and rewire my car...

Tuesday, 3^rd May 2016.
...they were still rewiring my car...

Wednesday, 4^th May 2016.
They said I should come and pick up my car and I should bring a balance of N65,475 (Sixty Five Thousand, Four Hundred and Seventy Five Naira Only). WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!. They said my bill was N125,475 (One Hundred and Twenty Five Thousand, Four Hundred and Seventy Five Naira Only). I asked them so email me the invoice so that I can have a look, and they said their internet was bad. So the Secretary sent me the following invoice via SMS:

Plugs/Air Filter 17,000
Transmission Repairs/ Fluid 70,000
Engine Oil 5litres 21,500
Engine oil filter 1,500
Engine Flush (1pc) 3,500
Wiring 6,000
VAT 5,975 = 125,475.
PAID 60,000
Bal 65,475

I called Mr. Patrick (sooperrescue) and told him to send me a detailed invoice, but he said their WIFI was down.

Thursday, 5^th May 2016.
Them: Oga, come with your balance of N65,475 and come and collect your car
Me: Email me the detailed invoice first
Them: Our internet is down

I wasn't really bothered about my car anymore cos I'd been through hell without it, and was on location at that moment.

Friday, 6^th May 2016.
...same story...


Saturday, 7^th May 2016.
...same story...

Monday, 9^th May 2016.
...same story.... But I've had enough of it. I went down to their workshop.
Mr. Patrick (sooperrescue) started dodging me around the workshop like he always did each time I came around, but I wasn't having any of it this time around, I was ready for his tricks. I took the invoice, a paper, and a pen, and was following him around, demanding that he give me a detailed breakdown. Omo, the padding for the invoice be like naija budget. He used all tricks to known to man to try and sneak away from me like he always did, but I was on his tail. We checked everything and came to around N90,000, but I needed more clarifications cos most of what he was saying was vague. When he saw I wasn't backing down, and was demanding to see the fictitious items he bought/replaced, he flare up, and I equally flared up; I was ready to give him hell. There was this particular item on the list called switches with a price tag of 12,000. I demanded to know what kind of switches and he was showing me wires. I be fool? shey I no know difference between switch and wire again. This man, Mr. Patrick (sooperrescue), refused to go over the invoice anymore with me cos I'd found him out; he said he wouldn't look at it anymore. CAN YOU IMAGINE?! He said his boy should go over the list with me and we came down to N77,500. But I still insisted I wasn't going to pay for the fictitious 12k Switches, so my balance came to N5,500, but Mr. Patrick (sooperrescue) refused to collect the N5,500 balance, saying I must pay for the invisible 12k Switches . To cut the long story short, I took my car and left.

When I was driving I noticed my car wasn't changing gear; the same issue that took me to him in the first place; and I called Mr. Patrick (sooperrescue), but he said it was a lie. My car has both automatic and manual modes. I tried the manual mode, and discovered my car is permanently on gear 3. He said I should change my leaking Airflow Meter tube.

If you think it ended there, na lie. The fuel tank was empty so I bought 20liters black-market fuel at Maryland for 5k. You can imagine the shock on my face when I saw my fuel gauge running down like it was drilling for crude. By the time I got to Lekki, I'd run out of fuel, 20 whole liters from Maryland to Lekki . Well, for the first time since I bought my ever reliable car, I got stranded in Lekki after spending 60k to avaoid getting standed. I called Mr. Patrick (sooperrescue) but he refused to pick his calls.

Tuesday, 10^th May 2016.
After spending 60k at Mr. Patrick's workshop, I was forced to take my car to Baba Saheed (my own Kazeem), to fix the leaking Airflow Meter tube and my engine seat (did I mention Mr. Patrick couldn't find that in the whole Lagos?). My car doesn't just feel and drive the way it did before going to Mr. Patrick (sooperrescue), it now consumes more fuel.

Wednesday, 11^th May 2016.
Called Mr. Patrick (sooperrescue) in the morning to complain about the car and he said he'll call me back. Afternoon, no call yet. I called him several times, but he wouldn't pick up his calls. He finally picked the call in the evening and said he'll get back to me..... till now

CONCLUSION
I feel I have been scammed by Mr. Patrick (sooperrescue). After spending N60,000 at his workshop, my car is worse than it was when I took it to him. If I use my connect to deal with him, he wouldn't find it funny at all, so I decided to come here first.

FORGIVE THE LONG EPISTLE.


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lutherkelechi:
please wots d website address because trying the npf.gov.ng is not responding

SleekAboki:
Personally, I like Kemi and rooted for her as the underdog to succeed where my Ngoo babe failed.
Her association with this government that lacks the cutting edge ideas desperately needed to salvage and reposition the nation is doing irreparable damages to her emerging career nationally and internationally.

BraniacX:
I come from the Niger Delta and i want them to carry on so why are you south waste westerners more concerned about my environment than i? Chai! See painment of life! let me hand you a bucket so you can fill it with your magical tears of concern

^^^^^^^^^^
Parasites

Always crying more than the bereaved

SleekAboki:
Kemi seems overwhelmed! I see fear and paranoia in her eyes.

bastien:
Driving school 2wks, 1wk for theory the other week for practical.


For anybody who wants to drive first of all enroll into good license driving school... U gonna learn so many things, I was happy I did

1. Cars steering has number, which many drivers don't know
2. Cars can move without u engaging the throttle/gas
3. They are two common ways to hold the steering (2-10 or, 3-45 etc)
4. The last person wey drive the car fit don adjust am go front top much, when u drive na ur leg go dey pain u.
5. Those sign on the dashboard, some people dey drive them no know oil sign smh.

Etc

jomonic:
Don't mind the lunatics. They are completely oblivious of what the marginalized groups are going through.

blackmatter007:
The 5% have spoken, since buhari choose not to carry every one along, then the oil resources from the area of the 5% percent will cease to flow.

I thought lagos and ondo are oil producing states, i thought lake chad(borno) and sokoto has oil, i thought agriculture and solid minerals are abundant in the north, i thought cocoa built lagos and southwest as a whole.

Why are you yorubas and fulanis/hausa crying more than the bereaved

Parasites

lazo1:
I invited dis girl to my house, i noticed d smell from her pucci wen i pulld her jeans because of conji, i went ahead and Bleep her d smell from her puna was rill bad and stronge . for fear of having any deseas have to rub my dick wit dettol and my room still smell till nw. . Pls ladies always take care of ur puna . just hope i would get any STDs

mycece:
Sorry my bro these are all the pictures available. Y not make out time to inspect. Price is 4.950.

Thanks.

laptopsale:
toks 2001 Nissan Frontier going for just 1.4m
Registered 2011 Hilux going for 3.6m
Both cars are in Festac town

kissval1388:
Hello nairalanders,
last night, I heard my English/police dog barking and struggling, I didn't came out to check what was happening because there was light and I was enjoying my sleep.
I woke up these morning to find out that my dog killed these fat rat/mouse. in fact (rodent)
lol I would have prepared pepper soup with it but you know, The fear of lasssa fever is the beginning of long life.
Have a nice day fellas.

iflywithbuhari:
In 2019, you will swallow those words. Just you wait, and see.

mycece:
Clean ride...

kunle75:
Hello peeps,


I am urgently in need of a Toyota Hilux or Takoma double cabin toks or neatly naija used within lagos and ogun for farming purposes



Nissan Frontier double cabin toks or neatly naija used within lagos and ogun for farming purposes,


Any seller should contact me ASAP...................Thanks

KissCODE:
Was it buhari that submitted the suplementary bill?
How can Amaechi defend what the president did not send to NASS?
Why would u say it was removed to accomodate selfish interest when u first acknowledged it was not in the bill submitted by the president.