₦airaland Forum

Macfloyd:
His "common sense" just sprang up after GEJ's defeat last year, I just wonder if dat meant he's been senseless all dis years

honmusa:
call autologic @ 08061166316 .

ok i will tx bro

diportivo:
Which side are u in ikorodu?

I reside at ebute ipakodo around Dangote port

Hello peeps,

i drive an 04 toyota corolla but for some times now my fuel gauge just drop flat,i have to continually make sure that i maintain full tank at shortest possible distance.

please i need a good technician who can help me out i live in Ikorodu area of Lagos .

Thanks in advance

PentiumPro:
Henceforth, you are only permitted to quote me if you have something sensible to say, of which I doubt.

seconded

chelseaboi:
That was when kids were not on facebook..now..kids on nude pics everywhere on facebook..

You are very right cos i meet my wife of 4yrs now and still counting on FB too.

HungerBAD:
Wow.

I had always thought Calabar is on the quiet side, as regards crimes, and this is surprising.

Police do the needful.

yes generally its a quiet city but the southern part of calabar is a no go area, from watt market to egerly to mandela,to anatin and the likes guys there arnt smiling at all...............ii once live in the city so i can confirm this

Aufbauh:
Why are all those warlords that the IPOBians bragged of at the inception of PMB's administration hiding and unusually incapacitated?
What have taken their balls and grinds? Indeed there is a new experienced Sheriff in the town, a Pharaoh that does not recognise the 'Moses of the IPOBians'.

Your head they dear bro.......the have all suddenly wake up to the reality that no nonsense sheriff is in charge.......infact i was wondering about ASARI and his water pipe mouthed wife sudden quietness lately too.

AZeD1:
I'm all for this. Give them 5 oil blocks and tell them to pay via infrastructure.
Two blocks for power
Two for rail
One for roads

i support this idea and its better than situation where our collective wealth ends up in private pocket.............They should think fast jorrr

HighKing01:
You a chain agent with eyes at the back of ur dumb skull, readjusting to economy failure, fuel scarcity, electricity reduced to 1000megawatt, dollar @ its highest, instead of job employments we get company downsize, mediocre i advice u Stop decieving urself dat dey have things worked out wen his latest hobby is flying around the world like a celebrity going for performance #wakeupzombie!!!!

Another hater on the loose......

modath:
The possibillity of a country that is solely & wholly import dependent to ever aspire to be a great nation is between zero & zilch......


Convulsing, cursing, crying..etc won't stop this present administration from weaning Nigerians off that state of mind, sooner people get with the programme , adjust accordingly & take the hard times in their stride the better...


*caveat*.. everyone can feel the heat but one's attitude will make one see things either half empty or half full!!

Your submission are very apt........................i can read through the mind of this present govt its tougher to change peoples mentality but we are getting there.

Jadekitana:
I would have ignored a dummy like you but lemme reply you as a bush uncultured lady! The thread doesn't in anyway insinuate prost.titution except u the certified okpo here! Seems you'v done okpoism your entirely life so it's so easy for you to call someone who would feed your entire household one. You can now take your okpo infested maggot brain off my thread, before you drag others into your okpoish level, bush brat.

You too harsh wetin na

BushidoBlue:
Do you know the Rivers state?

Illiterate couch lion.

Most you spit rubbish with that your unguided mouth in the name abusing here?Omo ale jatijati,olodo oloju eja akotileta

Young03:
Does she know how to speak?

when God appears to them in Zion they were like those that dream.

leave speaking for speaker................Some are not even anywhere to close that platform....just pray for your before you talk of speaking....

Bbsharon:
Thanks, but the plan b girl self is a year younger than him too so I do not think is age issue.

Na wa for you girls of now a days oooooooooo imagine you even knew the side chicks already and her age too.........

shameseun:
Overnight pencil factory setup. This government has always been the joker of all time.

I dont think its an over night thing,but i suspect that govt is planning to revive a moribund pencil factory in the eastern part of the country.

Legitbaba:
May God forgive u.... U saw wike when he was causing havoc abi... lies... Continue lying... This happened in ogoni and not PH... help me xplain how innocent civilians became architect to there problem??

Ameeennn to your prayers but say the truth and be set free nothing to loose for saying it

DonCortino:
Mr kunle ph is not ogoni. And how did u arrive to d conclusion that whatever u saw in ph caused what happened in ogoni?

yes you are right but the are all neighbors and related somehow due to proximity of the Bayesian and them.........and most of the population in PH also comprises of the ogonis too

Zceesneh:
thats not the school or teacher's business, thats what trending so mind your business

Sorry bro not on the internet,if you want me to mind my business you should not have come here in the first place.

Goke7:
I pity you guys no be small. I used to commute between Ikorodu and apapa few years back with my car, mhen when I get to the office, I be so useless in the office till about 1pm when I try to gather small strength to work. chai, guys like you need National award, I don't how you guys are doing it o.

Mile 12 and owode markets are the problem, once they are relocated there will be relief for everybody. Only those who are selfish won't support the Govt's idea.

You are very correct bro,


But i have stopped driving through the road for a year plus and choose the water transport optuion even though its risky and very costly too.


But less stressful and very on time.

JuanDeDios:
Good to learn those murdering barbarians are seeing the light. I hope you too see the light. You sound like a vile racist consigning a race of people to carrying water and cutting grass.

Bro you cant be too sure am only stating the obvious no beef

onismate:
Now who says you can't get a job because of the personal CDS project you did in NYSC? Who says that proper documentation of the good work you did online can't get you a job? Well, am a living testimony.. This is my story...

I served in a small community in Akwa Ibom state. And my place of primary assignment was a small community secondary school with a population of 30.
In 2014, 3 months before my NYSC passing out parade (POP). I was thinking what I would do for my community. I had spent 8 months there. At first when I came into the community, there was no electricity power, no constant browsing network. So I thought of what to do that will be less expensive since I can’t give them power. I finally settled on giving text books to my school and notebooks, writing materials to the students. I spent about N12,000 of my money to buy the books and other things. The day I donated the materials to the school and students, one of my colleague and fellow corper took pictures. I didn’t really see it as a big deal with the photos because we call him “blogger.” He has a website. He said in some big communities and PPAs, what I did, some big media houses would have carried it on their stations and print media. Me sef I no even send. I just saw it as normal thing. “And why should I go to the media because I want to donate some things, charity work.” So blogger said he would upload the story and photos of what I did on his website. Other corpers laughed. Some were like “who will see those photos,” considering that it was still a young and not even popular website. It was only corpers in that small community that know he has a website and calls him blogger. I felt nobody again knows his website. Some even call him “Fake blogger.”
So blogger convinced me to allow him post my story and the photos of what I did on his website. Some of my colleagues felt maybe he would use it to make money on his website. He said it would boost my moral and for proper documentation. For me, I didn’t really make any real deal about what he wants to do. Maybe because I never knew how far that story could go. Na so I tell him to “go ahead” and use the story. Me sef no put importance on the thing sef. Because I ask myself, “who know me?” He finally posted the story and all the photos on his website. I saw it and it would have been vanguard, punch and other big news media. But I encouraged him. He encouraged other corpers to do the same thing I did, document photos of what they did for their community and put them online, we never can tell who will see it. Some of us corpers then didn’t see anything in it.
After passing out, all of us went to our different ways. I searched for a good job but couldn’t get one. I had to settle for a teaching job in a local school in Lagos where I was paid N15,000. I thought 3 classes and 4 subjects. It was stressful.
In late 2015, a friend of mine told me that an international NGO affiliated to United nation was recruiting. When I saw the requirements for the job, I was discouraged because they were much. Though my friend told me that if I get the job the pay is so good that one month salary can even change my life. The incentives and traveling to countries was part of the job. Part of the job requirements was that applicant would have 3 years’ experience in humanitarian work. That one I never get. I told my friend that I couldn’t meet up to most of the requirements. She encouraged me to apply atleast I still have nothing to lose. I applied and continued with my teaching job.
0ne month I was surprised when I got a call from the organization to come for oral interview in Abuja. I went for the interview. When one of the staffs of the organization addressed us, he said we were 500 people that applied for the job but they scaled it down to 25 of us. And the interview started. When it got to my turn, I entered and I saw it was two white men were in charge. The first question one of them asked me was why I didn’t add the personal community development service (CDS) I did during my service year as an experience. Na so I begin look the man. I was confused and couldn’t recollect or remember what he was talking about. There was a laptop in front of him. He saw I was confused so he turned the laptop to me to see. He showed me the news, photos of what I did in my PPA over a year ago, were I gave text book, notebooks and writing materials to students. The webpage was my former colleague, blogger’s website. I had even forgotten about all those things. He (interviewer) apparently Googled it out. immediately I saw it, I didn’t know what to reply him why I didn’t add it to my work experience. “Or are you not the person?” he asked. Because it was my name and photos that was there on the website. I smiled and told him I was the one though forgot to add it. He seemed disappointed. He said that kind of thing does not need to be forgotten easily to be added to my CV. “This is actually a great work that must be added to your CV regularly.” He said. He said next time I should be adding it to my CV. The other interviewer said “Would there be even next time? There won’t be any next time because you will work for us. You won’t look for another job.” Apparently I had been hired. I was so happy as I was told to stand and go to the HR department. As I stood up and was leaving, one of the interviewer called me back. He said if they were to go through my qualifications and requirements for the job, I didn’t even meet up to some of them. But it was what I did during my service year, from what they saw on the photos stood me out. The little I had, I was able to give back to my PPA. “Keep it up. It will be great working with you,” one of them said. I was happy as I left there. I received my appointment and began my job. That was how I got the job ooo and since then my life had not remain the same. Getting any country visa is not even a problem to me. Me that was even thinking if I will even travel out Nigeria in my life time. Infact na people, organizations for outside country dey ask when my organization will come for a project in their Countries.
So my advice to people, most especially corp members, no matter where you are serving, please give back to your community genuinely and make sure you document and share it online. The internet is a big place where many organizations, companies come to get information about applicants. So you never can tell who will see it and you receive reward for your hardwork. I know corpers are complaining that it’s not worth giving back because the Government is not paying much. But God will surely reward you.
For Christian the Blogger, he’s doing great and I have now come to appreciate what he did in 2014. I didn’t appreciate it then. But now I really do and eating from it.

http://www.hovabuzz.com/frontline/1107-how-my-personal-community-development-cds-project-during-my-nysc-days-got-me-a-very-job

Make sure you remember the blogger in your kingdom oooooo

Inspinia:
I no longer know what to do. We have been together for 8 months and I want to marry her quickly. I have my reasons. She has been my childhood crush for years and now that she gave me a chance I don't want it to slip away. Many guys flock around her so before one asks her to marry him I had to do it first. And she is very responsible and definitely not a fling.

But I have problems with her aggression. A little thing she picks an issue with it and starts dishing out hurtful words to me. I always try to apologise and make her happy even when she is wrong not me just so she will be calm. It was working before now it no longer works. Whenever I try to make her happy she gets more angry and tell me I'm trying to patronise her. If I take her out on shopping she will be so angry that I'm trying to buy her with money that I don't love her.

My fellow brothers, what do I do? There was a day I had to invite my sister to come talk to her as woman to woman talk this lady pulled the belt on her jeans and began to assault my sister I'm grateful to God that I was there even my left eye is still bruised wth the way she hit me too that day. And the worst of it all is everytime she gets more angry and more violent.

I threatened to call off the wedding thinking it will make her rethink but it didn't instead she got angry that day and pushed me against the wall. God saved me beause if there was knife or bottle around that day with the way she was angry sh could have used any on me.

Please I need assistance from matured minds. I love her so much that I don't want to call off the wedding I want her to be wife but her aggression is too much. She get angry easily. She outrightly told me no sex till marriage and I can't do anything about because she seems stronger than I am (Yes she works out alot. Perhaps because she is a model or so i don't know)

I need help.

What help did you need when you already idenfied your problem.........CALL IT QUIT NOW BEFORE YOU REGRET IT LATER AND THAT IS IF YOU ARE ALIVE TO TELL US ANOTHER SET OF TAIL LIKE THIS............And besides you dont sound too serious minded to me ,you said because she is your crush and so what?..............you better allow you brain to think for you instead of your emotion.........

Goke7:
as a matter of fact, the closure of that market gave me the perfect opportunity over the weekend to go and see my mother who lives in Ikorodu of which the traffic at mile 12 has always been my hindrance of seeing my mum regularly.

I support the relocation 100%, those who have concerns should also look at the big picture especially for workers who live in Ikorodu and must be in their offices 8am everyday, those workers are as important as those traders in mile 12. I seriously pity those who commute daily between Ikorodu and other parts of Lagos. Honestly I don't know how they are surviving that everyday traffic.

My brother no be small thing oooooo,i have been commuting from ikorodu to lekki and back since 2007 and i can tell you that the only bottle neck on that road is mile 12 in particular...........infact i support the move 1m % and this will open up ikorodu and its environs...........God bless lagos state.

Goke7:
no be lie you talk o, in addition to the yearly oro around Ikorodu garage and igbogbo areas, that will unsettle the hausas and fulani.

The Sagamu crisis years ago come to mind. no be small gbege then o

This assertion is not totally true...........i have lived in ikorodu for years now and i can say categorically that the ORO festival is fading away little by little not as strong as when we are growing up..........Besides i have known some hausa community around SABO market in ikorodu for donkey years and they are still there...........some of their children have even almost become OMO ONILE .

So unsettle them might not be totally true.......after all we need them around for some menial job like KURA KURA ( weeding farm) and fetching water and likes...........all we need most now is to let them know understand how to co habit with their host communities and live in peace.

Eko ni ba je oooo

samseen02:
I knew it frm the Onset that this is gonna happen. The case of the riot is just a perfect opportunity for the government of the day to take chances.

Instead of rebuilding the market they are relocating them. For what, to plant flowers or for overhead bridges?

This coward step isn't gonna stop any inter-tribal riot in the future, so this step is just so useless to me.

Hurray, HBD to me!!

let me wish happy birthday first.

but i will not share your sentiment on this issue.......i recalled that the last administration made several effort to do same but the political will was nether here nor there....this is the perfect window of opportunity to do the needful and move them.

I can confirm to you that the land allocated for the market relocation at MAYA area of ikorodu is thrice the current size of the mile 12 market.

What i think we should all do now is to mount pressure on the Govt to expedite action on their movement.

Besides if you enter inside the mile 12 market as its currently constituted you will but not have any option than to support the govt on this move.

Abi na the stench oooozzing out of the market whenever it rained you wan talk?

Infact there is no perfect timing than now

EKo Oni baje ooooo

Abosi31:
I'm marking my student's test and I saw this in his book. I guess the struggle is real. Wait, is he even up to 18?


Via
http://www.escapedmydiary.com/2016/03/morning-surprise.html?m=1

your student is a gambler simple

adesegun121:
Such a rare show of humility, the photos were sent in by a reader. this is the accompanying words:

Good morning everyone, I trust your night was great. Am enroute work, however, I saw something very interesting some few minutes ago. I guess you know the nature of the traffic on the Island if you live in Lagos. This morning wasn't different- there was commotion that prevented cars from moving courtesy of impatience; however, after some few minutes, the traffic situation eased courtesy of a man conducting and directing the flow. I couldn't believe my eyes to see Pastor Paul Adefarasin... The bible makes reference to the things Jesus began to teach and to do. I must say Pastor Paul Adefarasin embodies the message of Theophilus to the body of Christ. It's easier to teach via examples than to preach. I do hope to imbibe values such as this.

: http://www.gistmelove..com/2016/03/checkout-rare-photos-of-pastor-paul.html

Sorry OP i don't see why this is a rear fit cos i do it at every opportunity i have both within and outside Lagos............Though on the 5th of feb 2016 that i did something like that in PH around trans Amadi people seems to look at me somehow awkward but am fulfilled its some thing that should form part of our daily thinking...............stop celebrating it

Clerverly:
Deluded IPOB Youth! Did you see Ayade in any of the Billion -Naira Thanksgivings conducted By The South East and South South PDP Governors after the Supreme Court Judgments? Have You Seen Him in any of the Useless PDP gatherings?

Can't you read the signs? No wonder, you guys are called IPOB Idle Youths...

Please tell them ooooooo,maybe BEN AYADE body odor never reach them

ojay72:
This Can Only Happen In Nigeria.(photo)

IGP Solomon Arese, this 'officer' has willingly dismiss himself from service, please and kindly confirm his dismissal. And also make sure he dosent go unpunished.

When we are busy recruiting people with mediocrity background that's what we get in return...................

ogochukwu247:
No fewer than three students of Babington Macaulay ‎Junior Seminary School, a private school in the Ikorodu area of Lagos, have been abducted by some gunmen.

It was learnt that the bandits stormed the school at about 8.30 pm on Monday and seized the children.

The ‎Lagos State Police Command confirmed that three schoolgirls were abducted. However unconfirmed reports said the number of the abducted students was more than three.

Details later‎…


http://www.punchng.com/breaking-gunmen-kidnap-three-female-students-in-lagos/

I have a colleague in my office who has a son in the same school,the boy told her that the affected student were seven in number,2 girls and 5 boys.

We pray for their safe return.

yusufadebayo02:
Imagine you just got a new job and your salary is ₦850,000 monthly but your New Boss insults you too much and call you all sought of names…. You can Imagine!
What would you do?

develop a thick skin and move on with your job or resign and go back to 250k per month job.