₦airaland Forum

obyrich:
Peter knows how to disarm his opponents.

Sincerely, he's much more intelligent than people think.

Na why dem dey call am G.O.A.T.
He dey always turn up

@Snapchat
Are you here?
Watcha you gonna say about this?

Follower Dór?

Pauldollars:
Its only on Nairaland, parts of Kogi State, parts of Kwara and some parts of Lagos State, BAT supporters are still making some small small noise.

Like Mr. Eazi sang
You think say the world dey revolve around your bum bum

Yesso
With emphasis on Nairaland.
You know they are faceless here, so they can yarn okpata and wield tribal and ethnic swords without limit.

Snapchat:
What if he doesn’t shine lol. Ronaldo is misfiring for Portugal I hope you know

The opening match of this edition will soon be here.
We are eagerly awaiting world cup actions.

Snapchat:
CR7 is not even starting or on the bench .

Very painful walahi . Me wey don gather plenty Pendu memes.

Btw, I feel Ronaldo has already played his last game for Man U against Aston Villa.

Lol
If he shines at the world cup, you will still continue blaming him for being Man Utd's problem?

Snapchat:
Boss man, wetin I do?

No gaslighting Man Utd and CR7 today cos we are winning this match

@snapchat, I'm looking at you with one eye
Let's go United.
Fulham to collect woto woto.

Sengbo werey

Penguin2:
Don’t worry, na February all this your madness go end.

I recall your real name is something Ogbemudia which suggests you are from Edo. Hope you saw Peter Obi in Edo state today?

So, it’s evident that while you are here writing trash, even your mother and your ancestors in your village will be voting Obi.

The only thing you will do is write trash in support of Tinubu but you can’t influence even half vote for him even in your constituency.

Onye ala!

Leave am
He's a paid urchin.
Writing hate and derision with the ink.
E go soon clear like Supersports for him eyes

Viscuz:
E choke urchins

Woto woto

M for massive!

PrinceOfLagos:
I wish President Buhari and Governor yahaya Bello of Kogi state could revisit Dino melaye criminal case so that we can have another Nollywood drama to laugh about

A dino that climed tree to dodge police arrest should not be taken serious

Make dem teach am small lesson and vire am kobo.
That Dino is a spoilt man

Pinterest:

We dey wear white but today dey red. Omo

Pinterest:
How far, is Ronaldo on the field?

Comrade, I will Osimhen you with violence

Pinterest:
I say make I go drink water come back, I see say Pendu and the boys don dey chop 2.

If ETH no bench Penaldo for next match, call me Pinterest

E tun de

SmartPolician:
Tomorrow, if journalists ask El-Rufai how the APC-led federal government has fared over the years, he will still tell them that Buhari has done excellently well. To be honest, politics is not for decent people.

Gaskiyya
You've said it all.

Lovely actually

Pinterest:
One of your co-Ronaldo fan reported the Snap moniker, though the ban would have been lifted now, I’ve just not logged in.

Thing is I don’t hate Ronaldo. I just bant. It’s what Ronaldo fans do against Messi every time , especially on Twitter.

I know you like Ronaldo that’s why you have issues with my bants lol, but if someone like that joker man does same to Messi, you’ll probably be LOLing

Unlike his previous performances this season, Ronaldo did great today tbh, I saw his stats, but he’s just not clinical in front of goal as before.

Oh, I see.
I personally don't hate on Messi. They are both legends. They've made their marks sincerely.
Actually, I have this conviction Ronaldo has still got some good performances to deliver before he resigns. Time will tell though.

Pinterest:
Yes, I’m the same Snapchat you know.

The bold is true, hating Pendu makes me cum easily

The only thing Penaldo fans celebrate these days is his celebration, the one he can’t do often because he doesn’t score tap in and penalty as before

EDIT: btw who’s Robalo?

Lol
You're not serious . Pay me for bursting your monikers
But jokes apart, CR7 deserves some respect from all football lovers.
He has paid his dues.
What do you have to say about his assist tonight?

Pinterest:
This is the only player who is not at risk of getting injured before the World Cup because he get benched against serious oppositions and get to play only against Cyprus farmers and Moldovan pepper hawkers.

EDIT: He played against real Spanish B-Class footballers tonight and still ghosted!

I can bet it. This is the same guy with the same moniker Snapchat. Hating on Ronaldo gives you libido.
I can understand.
Let CR7 not play again in his life. He's still a legend. In fact his celebrations alone fast becoming a religion and we love it.

GreatrAnalyst:
Can you even imagine it?

Who ought to have resigned ever since and stop collecting salary and all the allowances.
No single dose of shame.

I'm telling you.
Deep down too President M. Buhari is imagining how much of a failure his administration is.
God should help us

Do the honorable thing and resign.

Joebayo217:
u no go like rest just stop ur hating on cr7

No mind the guy.
CR7's greatness threatens his existence. It's understandable

paulolee:
No matter the mistake u make in this life, never u place cr7 in same sentence with the legendary maradona

Taa
If your hate beclouds your sense of respect for CR7, that one is your ish.
But, bro CR7 is as great as Maradona.

It's official
De Gea was the man of the Man of the Match for today's game.

Efuaye:
Politicians are in a fix on what to do with Obi-Datti coming on board, especially in these very trying times.
They would have been "babuzzling" us with lies and fake promises

Lol
The urchins are kuku trying their best here to soak and embroil Obi in propaganda.
Na water pass garri for them.
People don see through their cheap propaganda

Cryofigbos:
Guy man don dey use mumudients and zombidients ppl money fly helicopter up and down

Ipigs stay off my mention oh b4 u guys start barking like dog

If you're a good student of history, you will know Obi is a made man before venturing into politics. But then you may have been blinded by hate. Another possibility.
I feel for you

No wonder
Mark if you're here, oya do normal o

Basiljoe:
Technology and Evolution don't care about emotions or old ways of doing things.

Evolve or Die.

That quote carry weight.
True though

Ok
The impossible have it
End of thread

Jokes apart, some of these Nigerian politicians are babalawo.
In fact, devil dey fear them sef.