ditrix: I greet d house.

Man u go beat shaktar,das a fact

i greet u too sire

you cant rob peter to pay paul cos one day you'll have to depend on paul to pay peter.

Whew ....

ditrix: I greet d house

greetings bro

0n average the kidney filters ab0ut 1.3 litters of bl0od every minute.

We don't live in a world of reality anymore, but in a world of perceptions.

Did you know that over 90% of people are no longer friends with somebody that they once called their best friend ?

Tall people are m0re intelligent than short people...while...short people have m0re sense of hum0ur than tall pe0ple.

Did you know that men are actually more
emotionally affected by relationship troubles than
women - They just do a better job of hiding it.

If you've got an itch in your throat, scratch your
ear. When the nerves in the ear get stimulated, they create a reflex in the throat that causes a muscle spasm, which cures the itch.

Having trouble hearing someone at a party or on the phone?
Use your right ear it's better at picking up rapid
speech. But, the left is better at picking up music
tones.

Did you know that the average amount of time a
woman can keep a secret is 47 hours and 15
minutes.
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I mean no disrespect to my sisters out there.

Did you know that human breast milk naturally
contains many of the same cannabinoids found in
marijuana, known to be vital for proper human
development?

Did you know that Doctors' sloppy handwriting kills more than 7,000 people every year?

S3x makes women prettier. During s3x, the body
doubles its estrogen levels, which makes her hair
shinier and her skin softer.

Every year, 100,000 Africans injure themselves while trying out bizarre s3xual positions.

An elephant will use its p3n1s as a fifth leg to
support its weight at times.

Abraham Lincoln, Walt Disney, Bill Gates, Mark
Zuckerberg, Henry Ford, Thomas Edison and Steve
Jobs, all of them had no college degree.

a formal education will earn you a living. self
education will earn you a fortune.

Couples who engage in s3xual intercourse during
the morning tend to live longer

Dudes keep f**k.ing up their relationship because of internet p*s's'y that they will never see.

The Colombian drug lord Pablo Escobar Gaviria,
who died in 1993, made a bonfire with two million
dollars in cash to prevent their daughter from dying of cold.

The truth is that airports see more sincere kisses
than wedding halls, and hospitals have heard more
prayers than the walls of churches.

Next time the doctor's going to give you an injection, COUGH as the needle is going in. The cough raises the level of pressure in your
spinal canal, which limits the pain sensation as it
tries to travel to your brain.

If you ate a big meal and you're feeling full as
you go to sleep, lay on your left side. That'll keep you from suffering from acid reflux it keeps your stomach lower than your esophagus, which will helps keep stomach acid from sliding up your throat.

Great sex can temporarily erase a woman's memory, This is technically referred to as
"Transient Global Amnesia."

According to a recent research done on 16000
women, the more curvy a woman, the more
intelligent she is.

Most of the pain that we are dealing with are really only thoughts.