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e concern una

BTW


1. Kissing your man is not a problem, The problem is
how you do it. Stop making sounds like a car crash
"pitom pitom pitommi"! Abeg U dey disturb me.
2. Screaming during sex is romantic and its not a
problem, The problem is screaming and shouting
like werey "JESUS, Oh my God, Holy mary".. You
are having sex, Not a Church service! And besides I
don't knw if you are reminding God to punish you
latter.
3. Wearing short skimpy skirts or dresses is not a
problem in fact its very sexy I just pray there won't
be forced entry into your Sin Hole , The problem is
wearing your mini looking all nice and walking
around and when you see guys you try to pull it
down, Now you want it to be long?.... Abi.. Keep
deceiving urself na. # sMh
4. Loving your man is not a problem as it is
KOKANYE for me but the problem is changing your
Surname to his on Facebook. Bitch his mother
doesn't even know you ...Chill!! And I would hate to
read ur post later saying MEN ARE WICKED OR
CHEATS.
5. Calling all men dogs is not the problem, The
problem is tagging yourself saint when you know he
didn't Bleep himself but you.. So since you did it with
him, kindly say I HAVE BEEN SLEEPING WITH A
DOG OR DOGS as the case may be and please let us
know the breed of dogs you came to the world from
coz ur dad is male too and your mum have always
been his bed partner..
6. Some girls are looking for tall guys with pink lips
and six packs when their father is short, pot bellied
with pomo lips you better be contented like your
Mother # lol.
7. If runs girls dont fail sunday's church services I
wonder who will?
8. Saying all guys are the same is not my problem bt
is 2face and me the same? Is ur dad and ur teacher
the same
9. Bleaching your skin is not a problem, The problem
is having white face, yellow hands chocolate lips
and black legs. Are you zebra?
10.you are saying all men are goat is not my
problem,i accept buh av u given ur broda and ur dad
grasses to eat today?
11. And if you Read this without a COMMENT or LIKE
hmmm! I really wonder what your problem is?

e no concern mi





BTW, The hype on Wizkid's album faded faster than a
coloured cloth soaked in JIK

A brief visit...
Nigeria which way forward!!!!
My brother and I are really close. We’ve always
been close. Maybe it’s because I am a tomboy
and
he’s the only boy. Maybe it’s because I’m the
only
one who makes the most effort to understand
him.
Maybe… I don’t know why. But we’re the closest
of
the four of us. He is six years older but you’ll
never
know unless we tell you. My brother is my best
friend. Even his girlfriend knows it.
My brother has always had a bad temper. He
doesn’t get angry easily but when he does, he
literally hits the roof. The day my brother heard
that
some guy beat me up, my brother slashed his
arm
with a knife. It’s not exactly something we’re
proud
of. But it’s just one of those things.
My brother is fiercely protective of the people he
loves. Our father is late, so it’s just mum, my two
sisters, my brother and myself. My brother will
go
to the ends of the earth for us. That’s just how
important we are to him. And then his girlfriend
too.
They’ve been together for three years and even
though he’s mostly away, she remains loyal to
him.
She visits every weekend, even when he is out of
town.
More than anything else, my brother hates
injustice.
He cannot stand people being mean to other
people.
He really can’t stand people being unfair or nasty.
It
gets him really angry and when that happens he
errr, tends to go a bit overboard.
My brother is a soldier in the Nigerian Army and I
haven’t seen my brother in almost a year. The
last
time he was home, he spent only about a week
and
then he was deployed to Maiduguri to fight the
Boko
Haram insurgency.
I remember one of our many late night
conversations that week. He shared stories of the
guys in his battalion who had become his second
family. He spoke of the thrill that came with being
in
a life-threatening situation and I shook my head.
How would that thrill or excite anyone? He spoke
of
the nights spent drinking with his guys, spoke of
the
chain of women most of his friends kept and how
he
thought it was really amusing.
I asked if he kept a string of girlfriends like his
friends and he shook his head. There was no
need,
he said. And then he revealed to me his plans to
propose to his girlfriend on his next return home.
That information warmed my heart. I really like
her.
She’s cool. He made me promise to keep it a
secret
and I agreed.
The following morning, just before he left, my
brother told me to pray for him. The Boko Haram
insurgence was getting intense and several
soldiers
had been deployed to fight them. He told me to
pray
for his safety and with tears in my eyes and a
bright smile in his, I said a short prayer for him
and
made him promise that no matter how bad things
got, he would find a means of staying in touch. He
laughed and said
“Don’t worry, I’ll call you in the heat of battle to
tell
you how many of them bad guys I’m taking out.”
We both laughed but my laughter did not stem
from
anywhere other than my lips.
You see, the thing about being related to someone
in the armed forces in times of crisis is that, you
are constantly on edge, living in the fear that you
could get a message any minute informing you
that
your loved one would not be returning home. I
stopped reading or listening to the news a long
time
ago. Mum said I was silly to not be aware of
things
going on around me but I told her life was sad
enough as it were. I did not need more of that.
My brother kept communicating with me. He
sounded light and hopeful each time we spoke
and
even though I knew things were really bad, it was
somewhat of a relief to not hear the tension in his
voice.
Sometime in May however, I began to notice a
change in his tone. I knew something was wrong.
He sounded distant and somewhat reserved. And
it
did not get better in the months that followed. He
sounded like something had died inside of him.
Like
he had given up and that frightened me terribly.
Several times, I asked what was wrong and
always,
he said
“We’re at war sis, how should I sound?”
“I want you to sound hopeful. One day, all this will
be over.
You’ve got a woman to come home to and marry.
Don’t forget that. Even if you won’t return for my
sake, ensure you return for hers.”
That was the last thing I said to him.
It was almost a month and I had not heard from
my
brother. The tension at home was palpable. You
could feel it crushing everyone in the house. Mum
snapped at us for the silliest reasons. The
girlfriend
kept visiting and would stay for up to three or four
days. I could sense she was hurting and worried
but so was everyone else. Every time my phone
rang around her she would look at me
expectantly,
willing the caller to be my brother. Everyone was
going crazy with worry.
The phone call came at night. I did not recognize
the
number but even before I picked, somehow I
could
sense it had something to do with my brother. The
voice at the other end was gruff and cold. He first
confirmed my identity- my brother had used me
as
next of kin- then he went on to say my brother
had
been charged with mutiny and sentenced to death
by firing squad.
I was dizzy.
“Wha… what?”
The person at the other end repeated himself and
said he was sorry.
I did not hear anything afterwards. The phone
dropped to the floor and I let out a scream that
was
sure to shatter all the glasses in the house.
Everyone came running. I could almost see their
hearts pop out of their chests. My eyes were
round
and my breathing too fast for me to measure. One
of my sisters grabbed me and shook me.
“Is he dead?!”
I shook my head but the tears were already
pouring
from my eyes.
It took me a while to gather myself together and
make a coherent statement. My house that night
was a garden of emotions. All sorts. All forms. All
shades. Pure madness.
The following morning, I surfed the net for news.
This was the story.
My brother and his battalion were sent on a
special
operation to some local government in Borno
state,
part of the fight against Boko Haram. When they
were done, their GOC insisted they return to
Maiduguri even though it was late at night. The
soldiers pleaded because it was risky but their
GOC
was adamant. My brother and his battalion
embarked on the road trip and halfway into their
journey, they were ambushed by Boko Haram.
More
than 10 of them were killed and the following
morning, my brother and some other soldiers
rebelled and fired shots at the GOC. They blamed
him for the deaths of their friends. The soldiers
were tried and found guilty of mutiny and
attempted
murder and were sentenced to death by firing
squad.
Just like that.
And what was their crime again?
They lost friends and brothers in a manner that
could have been avoided. Human as they were,
they
went crazy and rebelled. They took out their
frustrations on the person responsible for the
deaths of their colleagues and now they would be
killed. Simply for venting their anger.
My heart was shattered into a million fragments.
There would never be a piecing back together.
The GOC did not die, just so you know.
Maybe if the GOC had died, I would try to
understand. A life for a life. Or 12 lives for a life?
That would not add up. But I could try to make
sense of it. However my brother and 11 others
have
been sentenced to death for trying to avenge the
deaths of their colleagues.
My brother is fiercely protective of the ones he
loves. He lost friends that night. Their deaths
could
have been avoided. But some commanding officer
sent them to their death. I wasn’t surprised that
my
brother went on a shooting spree. He is fiercely
protective of people he loves.
The commanding officer has walked free, yet my
brother and other officers have been sentenced to
death.
I’m still trying to make sense of it all. Boko Haram
did not kill my brother. But the Nigerian Army
wants
to kill him. Like the number of dead soldiers are
not
sufficient.
My eyes are red and swollen. I have been crying
for
three days. Mum is in the hospital. My brother’s
girlfriend is home with me and my sisters. We
have
cried together and we are tired. Our voices are
broken, just like our hearts. No one says anything
anymore. There is nothing left to say.
So I sit here and think about the sound of his
voice,
the sound of his laughter, the way his eyes
narrow
in concentration when we’re having a serious
conversation, the way his eyes twinkle when he
gets up to some mischief. I think of how much he
loves his girlfriend. I think of how I promised him I
would be the coolest aunt to his children…
My only brother. My best friend. He is everything
to
me. He is the light of my life
The light is about to be taken from our lives. Our
symbol of strength, might and bravery. My
brother
is about to be taken away from us.
Can I send a plea to the Nigerian Army? Can they
please not take the light out of my life?
# in honour of the agrieved families of soldiers
charged for MUTINY....




source..... unknown

I just felt we could actually discus a very important issue, guys....

soo many times we here this 'WHO ARE YOU:?

have you ever thought of it?
OK, let me just ask you once again, WHO ARE YOU?

I can here some folks saying, I am Nnadozie Fortune 1 of ndigbo land

now, if you don't know who you are, it will be difficult for you to accept something new, why? because the old other is better....

let's talk, pals...

You can call it bible study.....

labakeJ: funny guy B)

now u gat moi

labakeJ: funny guy B)

now u gat moi

LETTER TO GOD:
Good Morning, Baba God,
I don't know what time it is where you are, but
since you're everywhere, I used Nigerian time.
Sorry to wake you this Morning....sorry I just
remembered that you don't sleep. Anyway, you
already know what I want to say.
I want to report my Country Nigeria to you. I don't
understand what is happening here anymore oh.
You blessed us with everything we need but few
people have kept it for themselves and their
generation unborn while the majority suffer.
You remember the "white" people who were here
before? They took some of us as slaves, ruled us
by force, carried some of our precious artifacts to
their country. We got fed up in 1960 and asked
them to go so we can manage our business.....
I'm confused now, that decision to chase "the
Oyinbo " away seem premature because since
they left, our brothers who took over have been
shipping our money and natural resources back
to the same "white" people to keep for them while
we starve here.
Our brothers who claimed they are ready to rule,
still depend on this "Oyinbo" people for everything
from medicare to their children's education.
Papa God, I know what you did in Sodom and
Gomorrah in the Bible, we have done worst than
that in my country but in your mercy you have
kept quiet. I don't want to tell you about NNPC,
the last time we complained about missing money
we suffered fuel scarcity.
Ehhhhhhhheee!!! Before I forget, this Boko Haram
people are still destroying things and killing
people but don't let them know I told you abeg.
I'm just begging you to act fast before we do
something that is not written in the Bible oh!
Papa God, this coming election is a good
opportunity for you to teach people lessons. I'm
not telling you what to do oh, it's just my own
suggestion.
Thanks for reading my letter.
Signed
Kunmi

LETTER TO GOD:
Good Morning, Baba God,
I don't know what time it is where you are, but
since you're everywhere, I used Nigerian time.
Sorry to wake you this Morning....sorry I just
remembered that you don't sleep. Anyway, you
already know what I want to say.
I want to report my Country Nigeria to you. I don't
understand what is happening here anymore oh.
You blessed us with everything we need but few
people have kept it for themselves and their
generation unborn while the majority suffer.
You remember the "white" people who were here
before? They took some of us as slaves, ruled us
by force, carried some of our precious artifacts to
their country. We got fed up in 1960 and asked
them to go so we can manage our business.....
I'm confused now, that decision to chase "the
Oyinbo " away seem premature because since
they left, our brothers who took over have been
shipping our money and natural resources back
to the same "white" people to keep for them while
we starve here.
Our brothers who claimed they are ready to rule,
still depend on this "Oyinbo" people for everything
from medicare to their children's education.
Papa God, I know what you did in Sodom and
Gomorrah in the Bible, we have done worst than
that in my country but in your mercy you have
kept quiet. I don't want to tell you about NNPC,
the last time we complained about missing money
we suffered fuel scarcity.
Ehhhhhhhheee!!! Before I forget, this Boko Haram
people are still destroying things and killing
people but don't let them know I told you abeg.
I'm just begging you to act fast before we do
something that is not written in the Bible oh!
Papa God, this coming election is a good
opportunity for you to teach people lessons. I'm
not telling you what to do oh, it's just my own
suggestion.
Thanks for reading my letter.
Signed
Kunmis1

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Segirl18: And who gave u d impression u r fine..?

I no need anybody validation
and am sure most guys on DAT list aint beta Dan mi

u guys funny here

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My list goes thus alphabetically.




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Austyn44: LAST BULLET
Girl: so what are we now?
Guy: we are nothing but pencils in the hand of the creator.

Lord have mercy on our sisters. Amen!

we are sperm count in the eyes of our parents

Austyn44: LAST BULLET
Girl: so what are we now?
Guy: we are nothing but pencils in the hand of the creator.

Lord have mercy on our sisters. Amen!

we are sperm count in the eyes of our parents

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KingAdeOluomo1: What Eva

poor man mentality

u for kuku dey live with the machine.

wen u start ya own biz u go no how va


quoted d whole post cos of wateva

high level mumuness

holluwai: This man has just said nothing but nonsense!!! I don't get any explaination from this.

wen u no go go school

Nigerians sha

the man was rit afta all

cobhams
don jazzy
ty mix
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j sleek
shizzy
d tunes
master craft
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samklef


psquare is abt peter n Paul, dey already no wat dey want before dey rit d lyrics. BTW, dey don't produce for other artist like every oda producer on ma list ..... dey r gud on deer beat

customized13: I don't agree with you, lagos should be on that list, most people don't know what it takes to train children in a comfortable housing in lagos. The cheapest areas in lagos will be probably ikotun, egbe, igando and environs are relatively more expensive than most cities in nigeria. The only thing cheap in lagos is food and maybe clothings.

don't mind DAT nigga

BTW , is food really cheap in Lagos?
compare to d cities mentioned above?

pure water 5? I bet u its Ogun not Lagos cos mst pple feel dey r in Lagos meanwhile dey r in Ogun.

lacasera is 100 everywhere, one fool is tryna make luk cheap in Lagos , even in sum places u can get d damm tin for 150..

accommodation in Lagos? heheherrr,na b joke o. talk abt mainland .. I.e, magodo, Ikeja, omole , a 3bd is noting less Dan 1m plus a year.... d most expensive place in naija is Lagos.... banana island ? talk abt island na.... millions to own a plot of land. apparently, lkeja , banana island r d most expensive place In Niger...

transport ? d same miles other cities on d list take for 100# its double or triple in Lagos

checkdate: I Dont Understand.

y quoting d whole post just to say u don't undastand?

aboki

kennygee: Shift jor.

make I shift? so DAT u go lye down , oya na

kennygee: The vegetation in southern Nigeria trips me during the rainy season, it is just beautiful.

did you fall?

kennygee: The vegetation in southern Nigeria trips me during the rainy season, it is just beautiful.

did you fall?

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