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Politics / Re: 7-days Ultimatum: Akpabio Arrives Gbaramatu, Set To Meet With Tompolo, Other Sta by kurocyte(m): 8:49pm On Jun 03

Niger Delta Republic (NDR)

Who wants to wake the sleeping lion

Haas izon...

Izon keme miye

Emi oooo. Bunaowei, tubara?
Education / Re: Samples Of DPR Past Questions by kurocyte(m): 2:13pm On Jul 17, 2017
The Department of Petroleum Resources DPR has started sending out invites to shortlisted candidates for its aptitude test starting from 24th of July 2017.

Have you received the invite or you are still expecting to receive the invite for the next batch? Then, this is the time for you to start your preparation. I am sure you don't want to miss this golden opportunity of working with DPR.

To prepare for the test, you need to practice some past questions on DPR. If you do not have samples of their past questions and you need one, kindly drop your email or send a private mail to request for it free

Please, my email address kurocyte@yahoo.com. Thank you.

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Celebrities / Re: Top 5 Hottest Rappers In Nigeria Right Now by kurocyte(m): 7:19pm On Jul 10, 2015
If it isn't Jesse Jagz and the others, then I don't know.

Jagz is the greatest!
Politics / Re: Graphic! Killings Continue Unabated In PLATEAU State, Under The Watch Of STF Co by kurocyte(m): 12:12pm On Jun 14, 2015
One day the river will overflow!

I am ijaw by tribe and feel pained when these vile beasts unleash terror on innocent people. My advice is that no one has monopoly of violence. The LGA should mobilise, get arms, recruit the youths, kill as much Fulani as possible to send a message to the others.

Enough is enough. Gun full everywhere! Defend yourself with all you've got!

Bloodthirsty beasts! I'm pissed!!! angry


Music/Radio / Re: List Of Radio Stations In Nigeria by kurocyte(m): 7:14am On Jun 02, 2015
In Bayelsa, you omitted Raypower 102.5 Elebele and Rhythm 94.7 Yenagoa.

Nice compilation though.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: ICS Limited Calling ; 19/01/2015 by kurocyte(m): 1:01pm On Jan 16, 2015
Gmaths, English(comprehension) and others. That's all. All the best but I have nothing good to say about ICSL. Especially the staff in D-Line.
Car Talk / Re: I Am More Afraid Of Road Safety Than Police And Army. by kurocyte(m): 8:14pm On Dec 06, 2014
One asked me for safety knife_____ just when I felt I was law abiding.

I was like wtf shocked

He said, just incase your sit belt hooks,
__ do you intend using your teeth to cut it off??

I knew my own done be immediately. cry
Naso I take buy 'pen-knife' put for car.
Tomorrow police will see it and call me serial-killer...the Lord is my strength o.

Lol. Very funny indeed!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: WAEC Recruitment Aptitude Test Let's Meet Here by kurocyte(m): 12:45pm On Dec 02, 2014
To God be the glory,I was one of the fortunate AEO's taken by the council. It was a long journey but it was worth it.

Nairaland is such a great site which is informative and interactive.

I love you all!

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Literature / Re: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by kurocyte(m): 7:26am On Dec 04, 2013
You have really kept me entertained with this piece.More ink to your pen.@Rock.

*impatiently waiting for an update*

I greet all my brethren wey dey this community. Una weldone oooooooo!!!
Literature / Re: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by kurocyte(m): 12:05pm On Nov 24, 2013
I don stand for here taya waiting for an update. Uduak jst dey waste time with all these free camel toes.

*looks around to discover 5 empty Alomo bottles under my seat in the front row***
@Sexy sapphire,are they yours?
Career / Re: List of Companies That Promote Staff Welfare And Treat Them Well by kurocyte(m): 8:59am On Nov 19, 2013
cryWAEC and Police
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Unconventional Job Interviews You Have Experienced. by kurocyte(m): 7:57am On Nov 09, 2012
Mine was with one of these banks making waves right now.I wasn't expecting it;Was asked if I have lied before.For like 10 seconds,I thought of what the consequence of my response.I eventually said yes and was asked to give examples.I told the panel that I want proud of it but it happened.

I was sent an SMS the next day to come for documentation.
Politics / Re: Boko Haram's `Accountant’ Arrested With N4.5m Cash by kurocyte(m): 11:58am On Sep 23, 2012
Zhenov: 'intense interrogation'...hmmm...i pity tht dude
Lol.He will taste the waters of hell.

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