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Sports / Re: Coronavirus: NPFL Clubs To Pay N2.5 Million Per Game For Tests by Kurtis02(m): 11:32am On Jun 10, 2020
lipsrsealed




Their revenue generated per game isn't up to 1 MiL



They're taking corona as an investment program. Cause for these culb to even pay their players not to talk of paying 2.5mil for every game.
Health / Re: NCDC Approves Testing Of Covid-19 Cases In Akwa Ibom State by Kurtis02(m): 11:04am On Jun 10, 2020
ubox:

U forgot to add they'll tag you as an APC member if you do complaingrin
Correct bro.


My colleague whose father is a Ward chairman does same thing ..Any complain he tags you APC member.



We need collective effort to grow our state and stop this individual party issue our father's played that led us to this point cause it ain't working.


If things continue like this generation would still be this way.


Imagine AKS @ 33 nothing remarkable
Religion / Re: Rev. David Okechukwu Cries Over Poor Road In Aba (Pictures) by Kurtis02(m): 10:55am On Jun 10, 2020
shocked. shocked
Health / Re: NCDC Approves Testing Of Covid-19 Cases In Akwa Ibom State by Kurtis02(m): 9:23am On Jun 10, 2020
ubox:

Are you satisfied with the state of things in uyo the capital, udom's performance so far is just about average. Simple things are now looking like rocket science. Simple management of traffic light is herculean task. Traffic light as ure returning to shelter afrique from udo udoma has been non functional for some weeks now and that place is a mess in the evening. Even the ones at abak road. So before u call someone a fool, they might have seen better.
Lol, That guy just choose to ignore the obvious.



The traffic light at Iron Road ( Udotong Ubo, Iran street, may flower), Abak road... none works


Worst is the waste management, before now we had waste containers to accommodate waste , but now every thing is on the floor and before those guys come to pack dem it usually takes two days ..


imagine driving on the road where those dirt are kept, the smell alone ehn.


That governor has nothing exceptional to offer, He's just good at media propaganda. Doesn't like criticism



Even radio station nko if you lay complain they quickly end call and start claiming network problem.
Crime / Re: Corper Gang-Raped In Akwa Ibom State by Kurtis02(m): 8:06am On Jun 10, 2020
embarassed
Health / Re: NCDC Approves Testing Of Covid-19 Cases In Akwa Ibom State by Kurtis02(m): 8:05am On Jun 10, 2020
Hunchogee:


Idiot like you will continue to be jealous of his progress. I wonder how many your papa don do.
Just shut your gutter please.


Ikor idad
Health / Re: NCDC Approves Testing Of Covid-19 Cases In Akwa Ibom State by Kurtis02(m): 8:03am On Jun 10, 2020
Hunchogee:

You retarded fovk you will continue to live in hate the whole of your miserable life fool

Ishi ke fo doo.


Always resulting to insult when you have nothing Intelligent to negate the critics of your god(udom)..



Very certain you are aware of the truth but chose to ignore because of the paltry stipend you receive for asslicking.



Nko udom ebu iba kesinsi..



Fucking Dingbat
Health / Re: NCDC Approves Testing Of Covid-19 Cases In Akwa Ibom State by Kurtis02(m): 6:02am On Jun 10, 2020
dantrillion:


Little projects you say??

How many projects has your weak, lame ,
incompetent government done in 5years now its a pity we celebrate failures over success in nigeria.

Udom is the best Governor in Nigeria currently.

Dundee, best governor indeed .


Best governor in pouring Asphalt in potholes OR by making road with no drainage OR by abandoning one project yet gave new contract .


You think government is by erecting a 21 storey building..


Where a larger percentage of citizens are traders and after taxing them heavily , yet nothing to show for..


Udom knows next to nothing about Government/Leadership . Just enjoying Akpabio glory.



After he would hire different women group to come and hype him.
Health / Re: NCDC Approves Testing Of Covid-19 Cases In Akwa Ibom State by Kurtis02(m): 5:23am On Jun 10, 2020
Hunchogee:

Fools like you enjoy bad news


Useless fellow Udom minion.


What has ur stupid master done that no other governor has? Useless people playing politics a every given opportunity...



Idad, Aya diok Uno ..
Health / Re: NCDC Approves Testing Of Covid-19 Cases In Akwa Ibom State by Kurtis02(m): 7:22pm On Jun 09, 2020
MostIncredibleDFirst:
Udom Emmanuel has not really made any impressive performance in Akwa Ibom as governor.

Any good story about his administration is always garnished with exaggeration and lies to make it to sound interesting. The governor plays politics with every thing.
Very True bro.


The man always exaggerate. Any little project his administration completes no matter how little, he always overemphasize on them.
Health / Re: COVID-19: Africa Records 168,464 Cases, 73,000 Recoveries & 4,700 Deaths by Kurtis02(m): 12:28pm On Jun 05, 2020
Lol..



Few monrhs back, Algeria had more cases than Nigeria and now the reverse is the case.



All thanks to the NCDC inflated record.

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Sports / Re: Ighalo Set For Super Eagles’ Return by Kurtis02(m): 12:19pm On Jun 05, 2020
Don't need him anymore
Career / Re: 270 Indian Workers At Dangote Company Depart Nigeria by Kurtis02(m): 12:18pm On Jun 05, 2020
Let them remain in their country

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Sports / Re: Marcus Rashford Congratulates Ighalo On Signing New Manchester United Loan Deal by Kurtis02(m): 9:08pm On Jun 01, 2020
Monday60655:
Ighalo hope your career won't finish at Man U? They sabi kill players die.




Na God epp

Di Maria even Falcao
Politics / Re: Nationwide Curfew Now 10pm To 4am – FG by Kurtis02(m): 7:00pm On Jun 01, 2020
Airport should be opened soonest
Politics / Re: Gov. Ugwuanyi Directs Fixing Of Potholes, Traffic Lights, Asphalting (Pic) by Kurtis02(m): 5:37am On Jun 01, 2020
No comment


meanwhile... it's a new month, despite all the brouhaha of this year we still moving ahead.


Happy New Month y'all.
Romance / Re: Transgender Model Shares Photo Of Her Eight Month Pregnant Husband by Kurtis02(m): 3:07pm On May 28, 2020
shocked shocked


Ogini this, Ogini that

Career / Re: Nigeria To Disengage 500,000 N-power Beneficiaries ‘soon’ by Kurtis02(m): 12:53pm On May 28, 2020
Lol
Health / Re: Please Help, My Mind Has Not Been At Rest by Kurtis02(m): 8:50pm On May 26, 2020
Indomie Generation sef



Informing your folks about your sex life .


koshi danu

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Travel / Re: FAAN Fumigates Lagos, Abuja, Port-Harcourt Airports Ahead Of Reopening by Kurtis02(m): 10:02pm On May 19, 2020
Better..


Let dem reopen and provide adequate control method.


Can't wait to travel back home and hope there won't increase flight fare.
Travel / Re: Ibom Air 4th Aircraft Unveiled By Governor Udom by Kurtis02(m): 9:46pm On May 19, 2020
Uma Ukpai the real Jack of all trade Clergy and Politics cheesy


Kudos to the AKS govt.



Smartwink

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Investment / Re: Germany Purchases Made In Nigeria Speed Boats. by Kurtis02(m): 7:39am On May 18, 2020
grin grin grin


OP, Nice headline its really catchy.


The gunboat was bought to support Nigerian Navy to be used in Rivers state .
Foreign Affairs / Re: Covid-19: Japan's Economy Falls Into Recession by Kurtis02(m): 7:34am On May 18, 2020
Corona sha
Romance / Re: What Happened Between My Girlfriend And My Mother by Kurtis02(m): 2:56am On May 18, 2020
GloShare:
funkmrflexx

You are a disgrace.

You have dishonored your mother.

Do you know how your mother would be crying at night at the realization that you are a lost child?

God forbid!

I'd rather be dead than be you!



grin grin grin



Wicked!
Romance / Re: What Happened Between My Girlfriend And My Mother by Kurtis02(m): 2:53am On May 18, 2020
Gideonmi:
Guy! R u sure you are reading all this comments? If you are, Oya Run , i mean run ; until u are very very far away from her, in mind,spirit, nd physically. Thank me leta


People like this would come to seek for advice, but won't follow up because their view contradicts yours.



Las Las him go do wetin dey him mind.
Crime / Re: CCTV Captures Moment Some Theives Invaded A Home In Abuja. VIDEO by Kurtis02(m): 6:37am On May 17, 2020
Gbas Gbos


Not even professionals.


Oyinbo for don disable the Cctv, these ones just enter like say dem forget key inside house.


SHIOR

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Sports / Re: Bundesliga Restarts! With Dortmund Vs Schalke 04 by Kurtis02(m): 3:30pm On May 16, 2020
Dortmund- Over 2.5 cool



RasenBallsport Leipzig - Home Win lipsrsealed cool


game wan cast
Car Talk / Re: Why Do We Regard Tokunbo Cars As New Cars In Nigeria? It's An Insult. by Kurtis02(m): 7:12pm On May 15, 2020
Lol..


My lecturer bought a 2007 4runner recently (before Corona ish). Because of the nylon used to wrap the seat, he started claiming brand new.


Whenever students lean on the car ehnn na courseRep dey go chase pple.



He even refused to remove the Nylon

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Politics / Re: Governor Umahi Pictured Mixing Concrete by Kurtis02(m): 6:21pm On May 15, 2020
Lol...Politics in Nigeria is overwhelming




Small project you carry photographer full everywhere.


Labourer with big belle cool

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Health / Re: My Experience As A Covid 19 Survivor. by Kurtis02(m): 1:01pm On May 15, 2020
I'm not doubting the existence of Corona, but your narration gave no insight of ur experience with the Virus.

you claimed to have been treated within 7days yet other are asked to remain in the isolation centre for 14days even after testing negative.





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