What a way to wake up from the bed.. I've had to laugh so hard that I got tears flowing..

Corolla with Venza engine.. What "Kazeems" cannot say does not exist..

Pele my dear.. But u gatz change that ur Monica cos u blind true true

BlindAngel:
Good morning Nairalands

After my never ending fuel gulping battle with my Toyota Camry, I later ended up buying a 2012 Toyota Corolla.

I went with my mechanic to a car stand to get it, when we got there we saw different kinds/types of corolla. My mechanic told me some are 1.8l engine while others are 2.0l and a lot of the corolla uses venza engine.

I wanted to buy any of the corolla of 1.8L engine but my mechanic told me that they're old model, that I should get a recent corolla with Venza engine, but I refused when I heard the word "venza engine"

I told my mechanic that over my dead body will I jump from frying pan to fire, from Camry to Venza. I said so because since the corolla is using Venza engine, it'd surely gulp up fuel like Venza, which would be a lot worst than a camry.

But my mechanic assured me that what I said is very false, that it won't. That a corolla is a corolla and corollas doesn't eat fuel.

His words really calmed me down and I bought the 2012 corolla.

So I bought 8k fuel to test the fuel usage and see how long it'd last, I know I should have bought more, but I needed to get a faster result.

Well, it turns out that my mechanic tricked me and I'm in so much pains right now, my 8k fuel only went for 31km before the fuel got exhausted, I later realized that I was very much right and shouldn't have listened to my mechanic that a corolla is a corolla, venza engine or small 1.8L engine.

From my observation, it seems the 2012 corolla is gulping up fuel like a venza. Yesterday, I took it to a mechanic and asked them to fix anything that'd make the car to gulp up fuel, they changed the plugs, cleaned the filter, I will be testing it today with another 8k fuel, I pray and I hope that it won't be as bad as it was yesterday, because I'm so depressed right now, after what my camry did to me which made me went for a corolla, now I'm having same issue with my corolla. I'm really so down right now.

Nawa o..

But ashawo work no easy o.. Wetin go make 38 years old woman follow 18 years old boy knack? And that one go dey command her, turn like this, do like this..

Sirchiboy:


https://thesun.ng/18-year-old-boy-stabs-lover-38-to-death-in-hotel/

sIfioksq:
What a sight to behold! A woman with an empty pot joining the protest in Ojota. This is what we call a grand show of desperation.

While some are genuinely hungry for change, others are merely hungry for attention. The empty pot is a perfect metaphor for the empty promises these protests bring.

Instead of uniting to build, we are busy parading our woes for the world to see. When will we learn that no amount of noise will fill those pots if the leaders remain deaf to our cries?

You mean this is all you could bring out from the picture?

You must be heartless not to feel the pains and hopelessness in that empty pot..

This is one of the reasons why Nigeria has not made progress, 64 years after independence..

Just 2k and we are willing to sell our conscience to the devil!.. And these people are the one suffering hunger more o...

I bet those "hired Bishops" are still enjoying the paltry sum they paid them to commit blasphemy!

Can we stand up for once and say no to bad Governance?

If you don't stand up against them today, they will stand on your neck tomorrow

Which nonsense intelligence? What have they done to all d intelligence they gathered about bandits and boko haram?

Again..

What about the evil merceneries that advised them to remove fuel subsidy and float Naira?

No amount of intimidation will work this time.. August 1st, we move!

seunmsg:
Lmaooo! Same way Adeboye drove from Ibadan to Lagos without petrol in his car. This is how these scumbags deceive gullible people. They collect their money and give them false hope backed by lamba like this in return.

Anyway, if you no get sense, them to use am for you. The small people wey get sense go dey use the head of the majority wey no get sense.

Hello mate,

Not to take anything away from you.. But you know different people have different realities..

When I was still very close to God, we once had a difficult course topic in 300L, no one in my class or 400L could help us understand.. One day as I was about reading, I just had a simple prayer and then I just heard a gentle whisper in my spirit telling me to open to page xx in a particular textbook, I did and I heard again..apply the same principle.. I did and I gained perfect understanding of the concept.. Needless to say.. I taught most of my mates so much that the Prof had to ask for me.. When I told her how I gained the understanding, she was marveled.. Saying I was the the first to understand it in 20 years!..

Nothing is impossible with God..

Joker!

Hotzone:
I stand on 650k minimum wage or nothing

SadiqBabaSani:
If my brother earns 200k presently how will minimum wage increase of 125k for instance benefit him?

Alhaji, why are you interested in your Brother's salary?

Let your brother breathe😊

I got married at 26☺️..
I remember my mom, my friends and colleagues all calling me crazy..
A friend even told me he was not going to attend the wedding, his point was.. No need to be a part of wedding that would not last.

Today at 39, about 13 yrs of Marriage.. God has been faithful in every way..

Drove my wife to market yesterday to buy a few things, the woman called me aside and said.. "Broda, this your wife fine o".

My regret:
Maybe I didn't have enough time to explore before getting married.

Jokers..

Nigeria at no 6 just confirms that both the organization and the people that participated in the survey are all mad

Wetin concern masses with wine..

Make people chop first, wine later

The Government has taken us for a ride for too long..

They are obviously oblivious to the real situation of things in Nigeria or they simply chose to ignore us..

I stand with NLC on this protest..
APC has proven to be the devil set against Nigeria and we must all say no to them.


Nigerian Youths, it's now or never!

ednut1:
i see a lot of men today doing hard man , hard man, forming invincible. Old age is a leveller , Without a familiy most ment cant survive old age.

You are right sir.. That's why we must take good care of our family and bond well with them..

Old age is scary

victorclean:
Rich men should pay more tax than the poor/ average. Provided it does affect the house rents for the poor/ average.

Dey play..
1st.. Cost of properties will go up cos sellers will infuse the tax into the selling price.. New buyer will fix rent considering how much the property was acquired..

2nd.. The rich are already paying huge tax.. Even some of us wey be middle-class dey cry.. Imagine paying tax of about N10m on ur salary per annum..

Which pay? Their type no dey get sisi.

I suspect the guy be one shapely go nuga for one girl..

Juoflife1:
Thank God he's alive to pay the gbese

By the special Grace of God.. I have used 3 corollas- 2006, 2010 and 2016 and also used 3 camry.. 2001, 2003 and 2009

I currently have in my garage 3 corollas and 1 camry

My observations:

1. Corolla is about 30% more fuel efficient than Camry.. This is a lot now at 617/L
2. Camry is more enjoyable than corolla in terms of comfort, smoothness of drive and speed
3. Corolla will do for you what camry will do for you.
4. Maintenance is basically the same.. Just pray to God that your CVT does not have issue.. I spent over 900k to replace a bad CVT gear.
5. Camry is more spacious than corolla.

So the ball is in your court..

For me.. I drive my corolla 90% of times..

Kongaone:
Considering current fuel situation and cost of maintenance, which car should I buy between Toyota carry 2012 and corolla 2014.

Help me with their prices where possible

Scarrr:
Something den don increase already .. I bought 10k worth of unit last night, I was given 97.46....instead of 139.77

Are you serious?

I was lucky to get 1500kw for 120k on Saturday nìyẹn o

This thread is ridiculous.

Why so much hate for people that are just trying to survive.. Let them breath!

If you are not married, feeding a family, paying school fees, paying house rent and paying for medicare, you do not have a single right to run your mouth..

Much love to all the mamas doing all for the love of their kid(s). Love u all and God bless you

This guy no get sense I swear

socialmediaman:
Adamu Garba tweeted:



Source: https://twitter.com/adamugarba/status/1659174589325344769?s=46&t=dR32GmclMO3sOOFX1ADAtw

😂😂😂😂
Don't blame yourself guy, Na too much juice!
That girl must be too juicy for you to lose your senses the second time..

Fabulozz:
As titled above. I made the worst mistake in my life impregnating my baby mama for the second time. She and her mother had given me so much trouble in the past. I don't even know what came out of me to start sleeping with her again. Boom she is pregnant and has refused to abort.

She want me to pay her brideprice or else she will tell my wife. If only I had control my manhood I would have not found myself in this terrible situation.

What should I do now mature advice please?

Not necessarily true bro..

Some families are terrible.. I'm on this table live!

emmyileri:
This story is not complete. Something is definitely missing. The writer of the story is projecting an idea, "victim". Her own side of the story isn't sufficient to cast a judgment.

So sad!

Families are fast becoming a menace and threat to couples..

@Op,i can totally relate.. May the Lord give you the wisdom to handle them..

What got me off is "Husband should love and take care of his parents more than his kids".. Just imagine that "nonsense!

My own Experience
That's how I myself and my wife became enemies of my family members.. Because they are never satisfied with what we do for them..

They have accused my wife innocent wife of depriving them of love and money of their son and brother.

The same family we built a house for, bought 2 cars for them.. Paid the school fees of all of my siblings.. Sponsored the wedding of my siblings. Raise Millions of Naira capital for one of my siblings who eventually squandered it. We never failed in buying my parents food stuff and we have never even turned down any request for assistance from any of them..

Yet, whatever we did for them was never enough..
They started complaining that the school our kids are attending was too expensive..
Next was my wife does not "slave" for the family whenever we have family function..

Now, for our own peace of mind.. I have taken a position of "To your tent O Israel".

I cannot come and die because I have family.

Never..

You are not really helping the child. You give the child a mindet that he/she cannot succeed on his/her own merit.

I have a neice I'm sponsoring. When it was time for her to write WAEC and Jamb, many people around expected me to register her in the so-called special centre.

I simply called her, and told her I'll give her the right environment to succeed.. Extra Lessons.. All text-books, access to "guided-Internet" and all.. I made her understand that she could do it..

And she did it and became very confident in her own ability.

Today, she's in 400L hoping to graduate soon.

Dey play..

They have this entitlement mentality..
They believe that you should understand..
Some will tell you to have sex with them and forget it..

I once borrowed a single mother 50k because she was genuinely in need.. While doing it, I intended to dash her 25k but didn't tell her.. When it was time to pay back, Na so this lady paid only 10k and started giving vibe like paying the remainder in kind..

I just laugh and told her to forget it..

Kati kati
Rada rada
Rede rede

Just say: "I divorce you" 3 times.. That's what my muslim friends told me

My imaginary girlfriend..
The one after my own heart ♥.
I love you.. And I'm still waiting..

Wanted to ask why u needed side chicks..

Only to realize I have too.. 🤫

efficiencie:


Is that consultant a Nigerian? Two months salary equals rent could be devastating, particularly if you add, feeding, transport, service charges at home, wifey is a full time housewife, Buhari or Tinubu is president, Elemiewele is still CBN governor and there are tons of side chicks contending for the small change wey you get.

Wow.. An average of 12 per annum and 1 per month..


Hmnnn, it is well with you

Pussykills:
I have come to the conclusion that I'm addicted to prostitutes. It started in 2010 when I first slept with a hooker. Its 13yrs now and I still patronise prostitutes. I slept with 155 of them, 55 were without protection.

The problem right now is that I don't have that much feelings for the new girl I'm dating. Since she's been in my life I have been able to stop but I noticed my soul still longs to experience that feeling of getting high and banging a hoxx.

In fact, I'm thinking if ending this relationship should be my next line of action.

This is not the first time, my past relationships ended because the feelings weren't there.

What would you suggest? Does sleeping with many partners make one loose the feeling of love? I don't get it, I can't even love, it's not just there.

As wonderful as family can be, they can also be the source of your pains.

For me, it's the entitlement mentality..

Imagine one of them came to my house and saw the school fees reciept of my 3 year old and screamed.. "Brother, you are wasting money on Abuja, why pay so much when you can send the child over to school in Ilorin for a fraction"?

Anytime they ask you for money and you tell them you don't have, they tag you insensitive and start targeting your innocent wife..

There is one that I supported with almost 2m in the last 18 months still telling people that I haven't done enough..

Imagine what this kind of family would do to my wife and kids if God forbid, I die now!

RedpillAnalyst:
The most toxic people you know might be people in your family.

Leeches and parasites care about friends and family not calling them.

You strive in life to not be a parasite to ANY ONE as long as you are healthy.

I heard some people complaining that their uncle is abroad and a doctor in big hospital yet he can't support their families bla bla. He has his life and other thing to worry about that you have zero clue about.

People that always complain someone didn't call them or check on them are entitled, parasites and most likely lazy.

You should be too busy focusing on your goals that you don't even know some called or not.