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Family / Re: I'm Tired, My Husband Is Mentally Challenged by kushme: 1:54pm On Jul 30, 2023
CILAX:
" help us renew our house rent"
Make them no use advice kill you for wahala that can be solved with money. Your point has been noted

Walai, you don talk everything with few lines.
Na money she need. 😓. And she said the husband is a nice person oh. I feel for them. I no get money to help. I hope a generous person with money go help her.

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Family / Re: I'm Tired, My Husband Is Mentally Challenged by kushme: 1:50pm On Jul 30, 2023
Konjiboii:
All I can make out in this story is that you are tired because there's no money, all that mental illness talk na just excuses to justify your separation.

No be lie. If money dey, she no go complain of the mental health.. Cos, she said, He isn't violent..

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Politics / Re: Why Is Nigeria Importing Fuel? by kushme: 12:20am On Jul 27, 2023
Righthussle:


The countries we buy refined fuel from are behind it.

I heard one oil and gas expert saying this. He called some young european billionaires from countries like Switzerland and the rest..
TV/Movies / Re: Meet The BBNaija "All Stars" 2023 Female Housemates (Profile And Pictures) by kushme: 8:51am On Jul 25, 2023
scholes23:


Kiddwaya's new meat

Uriel fit collect too.
Sports / Re: Messi Scored A Sensational Freekick To Seal 2-1 Win For Inter Miami On His Debut by kushme: 10:26am On Jul 23, 2023
Almiron:
if he can display such behavior in public, he will do worse in private, his whole family na jealousy and bitterness full am.

I could imagine that. Well, Messi is ahead. They can take all their jealousy and bitterness somewhere else.

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Sports / Re: Messi Scored A Sensational Freekick To Seal 2-1 Win For Inter Miami On His Debut by kushme: 11:30pm On Jul 22, 2023
Almiron:
it’s obvious that wan na clown, glory hunter, attention seeker, I remember when he Dey congratulate King James on his NBA milestone sometimes last year, he made “Goat like Goat” statement, that was before the World Cup though, i noticed he no Dey call himself goat anymore, na his fans still dey daydream.

I ain't competing.. But I wonder how he would have disrespected people who compared him with Messi then before now...

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Romance / Re: Our Ladies Are Aging Without Men In Their Life by kushme: 4:31pm On Jul 19, 2023
HanisahZuwy:
And I plan coming to Abuja thinking I'll find man there. Maybe I should change my mind or go to another state. Which state should I go instead?

What wrong with your current location?

Are there no men there? Why Abuja, you dey find money men, abi?
Health / Re: A Gym's Heartfelt Plea To Its Customers (Pics) by kushme: 2:49pm On Jul 16, 2023
Entanglement:
she no see husband marry ohh. And she don dey enter menopause ohh. AKA evening newspapers stage, and the worse part of it is that she come fat untop the matter!
Na all this things make her toxic ohh

Kai, bad boi.. As for me, I don't do fat fvcks...

I get liketwo around my space and i honestly feel choked with their size around me.
I wonder how married men dey cope with landwhales as wives...

I prefer moderate to slim females with nice arsees and small titties...

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Politics / Re: Reps Panel Calls For ‘swift Action’ Against Losing Another Territory To Cameroon by kushme: 11:54pm On Jul 15, 2023
godofuck231:
Send in the navy and establish a base there with power vested in a clan head or traditional ruler , a judicial Court will be constituted , by that along any encroachment will be an act of aggression and will be met with military respose,

Nigerian Military no fit do Cameroon anything.

You think Cameroon is Benue, Borno,plateau or zamfara and checkpoints were they are fast to attack armless people?
Politics / Re: 20 Benue Youths Slaughtered In Ukum (Disturbing Photos) by kushme: 1:33pm On Jul 09, 2023
Creamypie:
What's really happening

My reaction. Exactly the statement that came outta my mouth.

If we'll ask questions like this without jumping into conclusions with the stupid mindset of 'it is the bandits, herdsmen or unknown gunmen, then we are sure to get exact answers as to who did this and why are they doing it!


If you notice, the victims are mostly young men.

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Romance / Re: Mindset Of An Evening Newspaper by kushme: 9:08am On Jul 08, 2023
COOL10:



God was never on their minds when they were jumping from one diick to the other and "rocking life". They only remembered him when they lost their value. Now their only hope is for a "Brother in the Lord" to find them worthy of marriage grin

Yea. Some of them had a lot of cock count 😁. On the other hand, some of them, I could tell didn't jump from dick to dick.. They were more of like waiting for a high value man, or an ideal man of their dreams while waiting upon the Lord to show them.

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Romance / Re: Mindset Of An Evening Newspaper by kushme: 10:28pm On Jul 07, 2023
COOL10:
They slut away their youth by fvccking all kinds of irresponsible men out there but when they realise that they're about to hit 40 and those men don't want to be with them anymore with all the wrinkles forming on their faces and their once attractive breasts now pointing downwards as a result of gravity, they resort to blaming all men for their predicament which they put themselves in.


They suddenly find God again and make him their source of refuge and comfort while praying for him to bless them with a God-fearing husband grin.

Now tell me why God will be eager to answer that kind of prayer cheesy cheesy. Dimwits.

I have some of them on my WhatsApp status. All they now post is anything relating to God, from music to quotes and skits.. clowns 🤡

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Romance / Re: Sex Is Overrated - Writing From Experience. (Pictures) by kushme: 7:13pm On Jul 07, 2023
Opurumiri:
All the OP said is very correct. Sex is indeed very overated. I met a very pretty girl two days ago on social media. Chatted her up then told her I wanted to meet with her for sex. To my greatest suprise she agreed. Shes actually a student of Uniport. You won't believe some hours later this lady was in my house and we had sex... After I cum, I came back to my senses like how did I just meet a random girl online and had sex with her? Mehn the whole act meant nothing again to me!

Hookup. How much you pay?
Romance / Kiss kiss by kushme: 11:53pm On Jul 03, 2023
Hola,

We know kissing is a way of showing affection, and it is not something we practice openly here in obodo Naija. Growing up, I never saw my father, not even by mistake kiss my mother in our presence. I think men do initiate kissing most times. Abeg, no smelling mouth talk here. 😉
Well, few months after we finished secondary school, I visited one good friend at his father's house only to be shocked when I saw the Dad gave the mom a kiss before leaving the house. Within me, I said, no wonder my friend sabi play love with Fatima!

Since that day, I said to myself. Any babe I find worthy and kissable go dey chop better kiss for my hand. Long story short. I still dey kiss wella.

I kiss one of my Kano bae that year, she begin believe the ministry of kiss from the lips to the bellybutton..

So guys, who like kiss pass. Men or Women?
Parents, do you kiss your kids? On cheek, forehead.. Or you just say I love you,bye.

Crime / Re: Akwa Ibom Man Shoots Dead His Only Son During Argument (Photo) by kushme: 10:14am On Jul 03, 2023
BanjiHols:


"They say I'm wrong and I'm heartless, but all along
I was lookin' for a father, he was gone"

I hung around with the thugs
And even though the sold drugs
They showed a young brother love.
Education / Re: UNIBEN May Lose Geology Accreditation As Varsity Begs For N2.5m Funding by kushme: 4:26pm On Jul 02, 2023
Villa12:
how do you mean please? Is the Department responsible to provide jobs for the graduates they chun out yearly? Or the Department is responsible for providing enabling environment that would attract foreign investors?

I don't seems to understand you seriously

Maybe Tunde835 wants the lecturers in the department who are equipped with geological knowledge in economic geology and mineralogy should put on their thinking caps and practically apply the techniques they have been teaching in the lecture halls. By going out to search for gold or other valuable solid minerals,then sell it to raise the accreditation money with change even remaining..
Not just sitting in classrooms and be teaching theories to no end...
Family / Re: Story Of My Life And Lessons To Learn. by kushme: 1:31am On Jul 02, 2023
pstemma1990:
Thanks to everyone who recommended mountain of fire...

The truth is I can't count how many times I attended their deliverance program with fasting.. At some point the pastor and deliverance minister referred me to their Abuja headquarter at Utako...

I'll be honest, the prayers and fasting help to some point.. But some of the problems still remained... If I should count the number of times I went for deliverance there, it should be more than 11 times..

The life of an orphan is hard, no doubt, especially when they are young without much support from families and friends of the parents. Keep hope alive, things go change for good...

But let's assume the prayers and fasting helped to some point, that means your problems were partially solved to an extent. To me, here is the thinking, if this your thread was moved to the front page for wider view and some big generous guy/group sees it and was touched to help financially.

Would the story now change from " prayer and fasting helped to some point to prayer and fasting helped a lot", and only God should take all the glory?

What am I trying to say; serve your God as long as you're seeing him as your comforter. Now, if some good Samaritan bless you with a reasonable amount or a nice job. We hope you would be able to learn how to use the funds judiciously.

Cos, we won't like you to come blame your village people or some foundational curse like most christians do, peradventure you mismanage the money.
Explore other options.. Cos, I think your mind is kind of fixed on church business/success.
Politics / Re: Opinion: Hamza Al-Mustapha - One Person Tinubu Must Have In His Cabinet by kushme: 10:29pm On Jul 01, 2023
Una no dey hear word.

Is it that you people find it so difficult to understand that, the Nigerian military(boyscout) caused most of the problems we have today!

They know nothing about governance, they only want power to rule people around them. That is their mentality. They are not leaders.

The story of over 300 parasitic generals(through godfatherism) doing nothing but earning a lot from scarce resources never reach una to drop any opinion about them. People who want to become politicians after dropping uniform. What development are they going to contribute?

Those guys orientations don't change.
They always want a militarized system while we are trying to see that the Nigerian state is demilitarized.
Politics / Re: Ex-service Chiefs To Get Four Bulletproof Suvs, 20 Domestic Aides, 36 Soldiers by kushme: 12:36pm On Jul 01, 2023
sammiewrite:
While in office, they ignored several calls from the people of Ondo, Taraba, Jos and Benue, only to appear shortly after the attacks on the locals to prevent them from going after their attackers. The truth is, we know what these guys deserve here on earth and in the afterlife, and it is none of those things up there.

Reasons they need bulletproof SUVs. If they had done their jobs, they won't be worried thinking about bulletproof cars while going about their businesses after retirement.

They know they have failed and should not have anything to do with security in the first place.

I am kind of happy seeing the comments of some nairalanders, how they wholeheartedly condemned these largeses for men not worthy of it, unlike before where people just hear and say nothing.

Again, It is quite sad to read from some slow and irrational folks on this thread supporting these fraudulent benefits from a country that is not rich per se.
Politics / Re: Ex-service Chiefs To Get Four Bulletproof Suvs, 20 Domestic Aides, 36 Soldiers by kushme: 12:14pm On Jul 01, 2023
OriOko88:

Me thinks there no asset atal in our diversity. That's why d citizens cannot hv a common ground on any issue. Every tribe always sees issues in tribal and religious lenses.

Nigeria is too heterogeneous. That's d major cause of our problems. The masses can never b united on any issues affecting them

You have clearly stated why revolution wouldn't happen in Nigeria. Even when a region rise to fight for their rights and against oppressors, it would be easier to use state resources like the big guns and fighter aircraft to concentrate on destroying both the revolutionists and the neutral people there.

The thinking of some of the regions maybe like, if that region is reduced in numbers, we could become majority and elect our brother into office(new oppressors). Another may say good for them, that useless region and its people had caused the backwardness of Nigeria.. Different stupid excuses to justify why you shouldn't revolt.
Food / Re: See How We Barbecue Rams In Birnin Kebbi Today Sallah Day by kushme: 10:59pm On Jun 29, 2023
GorgeousAF:


grin grin grin...hmmmm I will as a good Christian !!

grin correct.👍🏽

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Food / Re: See How We Barbecue Rams In Birnin Kebbi Today Sallah Day by kushme: 10:22pm On Jun 29, 2023
GorgeousAF:


I no get beef with them ni o angry..they gave me sweet rice during Ramadan,I chop akara for sadaka...na y I dey wonder wetin come occur for this big sallah grin... nothing spoil Sha I[b] go do only Christmas for them leave new year [/b] grin make we for balance

grin. I hope you change your mind and do new year for them too, when the time come..
Food / Re: See How We Barbecue Rams In Birnin Kebbi Today Sallah Day by kushme: 8:15pm On Jun 29, 2023
GorgeousAF:


I still did not eat sallah meat o cry...I go revenge during Christmas grin..Ram wey I see live like this,I bear the noise from d ram for nothing grin No wam
My neighbor 1
Me 0

😀. Abeg no take am too personal. Abi,you get beef with one the family member, and they decide not to share their beef with you? cheesy Sorry for the ram noise.

You still fit make am,
My neighbor 2.
Me 0, during Christmas.

Sabi, Christianity preach love and share regardless...
As for me, funny again, two other neighbors bring fried meat for me today.. cheesy . Na three for me now..
Though, I do sallah for the two of them with 5alive juice... Balance abi? cool
Food / Re: See How We Barbecue Rams In Birnin Kebbi Today Sallah Day by kushme: 11:42pm On Jun 28, 2023
GorgeousAF:


Oboy na enjoyment get u so like this o grin me dey wait for tomorrow...make I use am take hold body grin maybe d meat no quick enter fire..and Dem give me food for Ramadan o ;Dwetin come dey sup now?...btw na babe

grin OK babe. No worry, tomorrow go be. Dem go knock your door...
Food / Re: See How We Barbecue Rams In Birnin Kebbi Today Sallah Day by kushme: 9:21pm On Jun 28, 2023
GorgeousAF:
See time I never still see sallah meat chow ...my Muslim neighbor hasn't come to knock on my door...and see d big ram he slaughtered grin...shebi i won't go and knock on their door like this angry this sallah is not sallahing o grin

Babe/abi guy, cheesy my neighbor from the next compound just gave me a kilo+ raw cow meat.. Na them come knock my door.. I dey spice am like this..
Romance / Re: All Of My 8 Girlfriends Tattooed My Name - Says Man (pix/video) by kushme: 5:25pm On Jun 28, 2023
Oluwatosin is the man! 🙌🏽

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Politics / Re: Shaibu Vacates Office For LASU 5.0 CGPA Graduate as Acting Edo Deputy Gov (Pics) by kushme: 5:12am On Jun 27, 2023
Angelfrost:
How about you give her a senior permanent job role in a key and relevant sector or ministry, instead of this media eye-service and clout-chasing??!

If it were a BBNaija P0rn show winner, you guys would have hurriedly given her a top appointment!

Senior ke! She would go through process and cadre to rise to senior na. Meanwhile see the excerpt below:

Miss Aminat and her parents who departed the deputy governor’s residence at about 3:00 PM, are expected to make a stopover at the Office of the State’s Head of Service, where the LASU record-setter is expected to be formally offered automatic employment.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Things You Didn’t Know About Those Commissioned Into The Nigerian Army by kushme: 5:56pm On Jun 26, 2023
SamuelAnyawu:


I go dey hype them for life. I dey near Sambisa and I see the kind of work dey put here.

Na person wey never come here no know wetin terrorism be. This one no be street Aro and Egede battle.

Dey play. I dey Northeast.. I know WhatsApp. Well, every man with him thinking...
Dey hype them dey go..
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Things You Didn’t Know About Those Commissioned Into The Nigerian Army by kushme: 1:14pm On Jun 26, 2023
SamuelAnyawu:
@OP. Doctors come under DSSC or SSC?

MY Doctor friend here in Borno dey fire down operations for Sambisa forest.

May God continually bless all service men here in Borno.

No be small thing Dem dey do here to keep us safe.



Whenever I see the bold statement, I sometimes laugh. Then I ask myself a question? Are the boyscouts with government resources at their disposal really fighting non state actors to keep me safe or themselves safe?

Make una stop to dey too hype dem...

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Culture / Re: Let Have Some Fun Mention One "Pidgin Proverbs" You Know? by kushme: 1:51pm On Jun 22, 2023
Okpolo eyes no be open eye. grin

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Politics / Re: New Service Chiefs: 100 Military Generals May Be Retired by kushme: 9:21pm On Jun 21, 2023
jaxxy:



Lol not that close round them. just my secondary school.

cheesy okay

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