₦airaland Forum

No mata how small kpekus wata small e dey rish jontomos take baff.somebody translate

loomer:
So person go open mouth call this one zoo

I tire ooo,i see crock inside bucket

israel007:
Really. So what's the promise. GEJ delivered on?

deliver Wetin!!! Bross abeg yus leave me as I dey

dre11:
You sure say any ashawo go allow you taste before you pay

I no knw ooo,if you are talking from experience please let us knw

EUROBOMBER:
How much was this cretin paid for this job

you can do better

I talk am! Ego!!!!![/b][b][color=#990000][/color]

There is no need publicising they should just keep it safe,one month no too far

All of knw the people advising our president and the tribe they are from,that tribe is good at praise singing and deception.i no mention the tribe ooo

For we area we go dey expect light next week 24hours for atlist 3days.as we dey hurry enjoy am na so nepa dey knock ya door for dem bill.after those 3days we no go see light again till the end of next month,if you nor gree pay dem go cut ya light,if you talk too much dem remove d pole kpatakpata. I just tire

Na dog. Wey over gymn

Why not just test before you pay

E go hard maa believe say a whole contri like naija wan go buy arms to control gbege dem go come carry cash follow body,haba nah!!! Na akara dem dey go buy ni? Anyway as e go be naim e go be,maa yus rest mata

Terrorist siddon for executive rubber chia while soja siddon fo bench.later oyibo go shout human right violation.anyway e nor corsan me sef.maa yus kack dey obsarve d mata as e dey vamuse go

Thinkr:
Those old indian films are the best jo. Sholay, Promise, Mard....

thank you jor,burning train,mother India

Tom hanks denzel

Demdem:
The drunkard look amazed. He isn't used to this.
Get him a canoe and see him do wonders.

guy!!! You don make fall off my chair.chai!!! Guys wicked

It's possible during military rule,dont think it is now sha,nice lesson

What is pako about picking fruits, talk about things like hunting,stealing sugarcane going swimming in streams etc

delishpot:
Dawn and day break in pidgin means the same. When wesay day don break, we generaly reffer to the dawn time( Break of dawn)
I can say he left at dawn to catch the early bus
OR say
He left at the break of dawn to catch the early bus
I can say I got there at the stroke of 1(am or pm) likewise I can say I got there at 1(am or pm) 1 mint late means its 1 min past 1
Those words infront
Break, stroke, kick, rise etc are more to express or stress the time.

guy you knw book.you too mush

delishpot:
It has been long since dawn
wey my prize?

break of down or down

E don tay wey day break!

Most companies,businesses are shut,people have travelled to villages so why wunt there be enough light to go round?

tit:
Me too, i want to dump Jonathan except he pays my 2015 shop levy!

nne kedu maka afia

A soldier ideally should not and cannot dictate what equipment he needs to go to war, if an order is given even if you are bare hands you must advance,however let's look at the root of the matter which still boils down to corruption the billions that is voted yearly for defence is being used by the old post bellied generals to build empires.

stagger:
OP,

There is nowhere in the bible it said the wise men were three in number, just like it never said that Adam and Eve ate an apple. It said a fruit of the tree of knowledge of good and evil, never an apple.

THEY WERE MANY, bearing THREE gifts (gold, frankincense and myrrh). God made them bring those gifts so that Joseph and Mary would be able to survive in Egypt on those items (gold for money; frankincense and myrrh for use in burials and embalment which the Egyptians were known for) until when Herod was dead.

If only three rich men enter Nigeria, they would not attract attention of the presidency. But if many rich men enter Nigeria at once, they would definitely catch the attention of the presidency the way the presence of the wise men caught King Herod's attention.

Read the bible with understanding. THE WISE MEN WERE NOT THREE IN NUMBER. If you see anywhere where the bible says there were three wise men, please come and paste it here. Enough of the fallacies.

stop giving yourself headache if for example pastors oyedepo oyakilome and adeboye goes to visit you cos you gave birth to a child destined to be great,how will you tell the story? Cos am sure each of them won't be aloneOr you want the bible to explain to you everything in detail including when they had to stop over for a shit,

No just try am for naija babes even if na she take you out she expects you to pay and if you don't they label you stingy.as for me am now a changed man,i prefare to be called stingy than mugu

UchihaMadara:
Mrs. Holmes, so after all this ur preliminary investigation, wettin you go come tell am na?

Chai! Imagine conversation that day:

You: Hey honey, how was work?
Guy: Stressful!

You: Please, I've been waiting for you to come back home, I want to ask you something.
Guy: What is it, I hope everything is okay!

You: Yes it is, the thing is.... Please Can I See your Peniis?
Guy: Haba Mirabel, I thought we said we were going to wait until we get married.

You: Please, I just want to check something.

***falls off toilet seat***lwkmd

Ariel20:
Na these kind idiots dey give us bad name

Hihihihi madam how market

What happens to the beer after the show....cos am available

I swear if that guy for middle no dey help himself maa die