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Back then in school there was this guy with big nose,so while our teacher was showing us something in a textbook he suddenly said...Bross shift abeg!!! you are consuming all the oxygen around me...I peed in my pants that day

Na correct kolobi na him dem dey take kill mosquito wey kack for blokos otherwise your generation go perish

kuuljay:
I once saw a woman after bathing her Lil daughter pour dusting powder in her vagina and started squeezing and massaging the clitoris I asked her why she was doing that and she said continuous procedure kills the cells around there,instead of cutting it off,however you will discover that some women's breast are more sensitive to them than their vulva so what's the use

no be exactly Wetin I type I dey see so,why the site they edit my post

I once saw a woman after bathing her Lil daughter pour dusting powder in her vagina and started squeezing and massaging the clitoris I asked her why she was doing that and she said continuous procedure kills the cells around there,instead of cutting it off,however you will discover that some women's breast are more sensitive to them than their vulva so what's the use

Omg,you are 1oo percent right.let me add mine

i remember as a pre teen one boy in jss 3 sent a love letter to me.there was no phone or social networks then and he put the letter in one colourful enveloped,perfumed it and sent it througj a juniour in jss1.when i read the letter he sent to me ' you are the love of my life,i cant sleep without thinking of you,you are the most beautiful girl i have ever seen and other bull sh1t like that,i was so happy i kept the letter so closely and when i got home my mom asked me to remove my school uniform and go and spread it on the railings.meanwhile the letter was inside my school uniform and i forgot it was there and so the letter fell off my pocket while she was washing clothes,of course she saw the wind blowing it off and she said shewa go and bring that paper ( in my mind i was like moku o) i said it is just rough paper and she said abi ori awon ale baba e daru ni,i said go and brinmg that paper that flew off from your pocket.if that paper should go i will kill you today.

Anyway i chased the letter and gave her.she read it out and stood up to adjust her wrapper again.she said ha shewa otiku leni.ti awon ota e mati baje. i was already vibrating.she said so because you are already growing breast,you want to bring pregnancy into this house abi.she started beating and biting me.she said dont you know if a boy start sending letters to you he will touch you and if he touches you,you will get pregnant.it is today i will kill you.so you have started following boys you want to waste my money abi

the woman beat me like tomorrow no dey.when my dad came back from work she showed him,my dad said so you want to get pregnant abi.otirinrinkurin,oya kneel down since then,they changed my school to all girls school
today when i remember,i laugh at my self

haaaaa shewa! I have finally found you.so this is what happened Haa the world is a small place

MichaelSokoto:
Taaaaah!
Which AJ city?
Who knw u 4 area?

Bross calm down na! We knw say na you get area

Bunsky:
honestly i no steal meat,my childhood days was fun.
I remember then,whenever we saw dis whites birds,we all be shouting leleleke give me white white finger,imagine it worked then.

I'm very good at mama and papa play.lol.

good at mama and papa don't tell me you did the real thing

ahmed486:
I drive boris well and my own get the best design then

Hihihi that thing sabi tear the lower sides of our shirts die

shilees:
I did everything on the list my childhood was superb.I remember always stealing bournvita when my dad noticed, he poured nescafe inside, d day I tried again, I received anointing to smell before I eat anything.I thought I was d only one buh my brother too was doing it too.
I enjoyed my childhood so much

sweetheart you mean you did the husband and wife own too the real onr

Exjoker:
No, that play is so expensive. Only rude boy like you did that

Hihihi I follow for that one

[quote author=Nduxzy post=28639253]How can i forget using NPK plug,matches and nail as Banger!

The days are gone but the scar remains![/quote omg you just reminded me,this shit was only for the brave kids then

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Nokialumia720:
I,ve done all these except stealing meat from the pot.

Bross talk true na! Nobody will say you grew up to be a yahoo [color=][/color]

DonaldGenes:
Oh yes, Op is damn RIGHT

Sometimes, I do still bath Nakedd when no one is around our compound. Just wanna relive my old Childhood memories..

you mean after some good sk

Chiamaka01:
Is that a curse? Whatever you implied is your female relatives' portion.

curse ke!!! Why would I do that to a darling like you,just being objective

You beg me money you come and get it in my house,and when you come,we negotiate in barter.shikena!!! I don graduate from being a mugu

Chiamaka01:
That lady who said, "what is happiness without a man in a woman's life?" deserves to have a millstone around her neck and be thrown into sea. Like, what the... ?

all those women were once thinking like you,time shall tell

The back door technique what does it mean,am interested in it so I can recommend

I wish we exchanged president our own for never worse rish this point

[quote author=amiskurie post=28414641]How much is 5billion dollars to Nigeria,they can't even partner Russia on such projects like Indian does.[/quote]see you No be one person dey chop one billion naira for only food for naija ni,forget my guy there is money only for the wrong things

This one wey okonjo don dey talk say awa pepe don dey finish why bucus oyibo dey pay only chikini money to buy awa oyil,m,if this kine Jen come show for market naim be say wahala dey ooo,me no dey ready for anode subsidy greedia!!! Again ooo

ISpiksDaTroof:
A good 85% of Americans don't know that there's a place called Nigeria on this planet

. 85%!!! Really? And how many Americans have you met bro?

How mush na!!

ireneony:
i took him out on his birthday that was then o, but now no boyfriend

no girlfriend too,so Wetin go come happen now

Yes I cried,not for her though,i did cos when I remember my skull fees wey I take pay her rent wata go just they run away my eyes

Christmas don near I no dey ask any girl out,i no fit shout abeg,even the once wey been dey form don dey flash me

idupaul:
How can there be over one million Igbos in Benue state when the state population is slightly above 3 million?

. 3million in the state? What do you think is the population of tivs alone


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Yard!!! I dey hear yard for my area but I no see am here,why the segregation

See what too much ogogoro has done to your sense of comparism

Must they buy from the yanks ni? Russia will be more than happy.i just tire for naija and blame shifting