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Nnkay also evicted

Ugly, if not for make ups eehhh

That's an irony i used above.

MyGeneration:
stop saying what u dont know. nobody is monitoring u except u have something to hide, the world is too big for any govt to dedicate trillions to be monitoring everybody. its only people who go as far as popping up the radar.

12million dollars is too big for the owner to just relinquish to a Nigerian scammer.

Well I don't know how to reply you, just that I am not good at pidgen English, but from what I know, I will just make it categorical

" dey there make pant dey wear you"

MyGeneration:
the day dem go remember u. d way dem go use catch u go surprise u

Don't mind that guy, the can catch him anyday they like if they meant him.

They can just send you a job invite

They can just make you a Mod

They can just use a female profile to get you

They can just tell him to send his account num that they wanna send him money for his good comments on some posts



There are just many ways, let him think about it.

Let me not say what I know, but I am gonna tell you guys something.

If you have a browsing phone with front camera, forget it, you are being watched. It is very confidential and highly secretive.

Some people always cover their front camera with cello tape or their laptops web cam.

Some normally cover their faces when perpetrating the acts of scamming people online.


No wonder some gee guys have a special phone for scamming.


Your calls are monitored

pics you update online are monitored

Your profiles are monitored

Your movements are monitored


Flee from scam!!!!!

That's 2018 Honda SUV naa.

Oh!!, I forgot we are in Nigeria. More reason the op says, "latest"

Boarding a flight is a suicide mission which some people don't know. Even the pilots and crew members and also engineers on board know.

I remember a flight that the 4 engine had failed and not functioning, the pilots told the crew members and flight attendants to tell the people to hold on and put on their seat belt, they were even smiling as they were making the announcement without the passengers knowing what was about to happen.

Next thing a push up alarm ( loosing altitude) started bleeping and when passengers started seeing green grasses, then they knew it was their last.



Plane is still unsafe. Your going and coming, cruising and landings are all just luck.


His private jet should have been used instead.

Those who give a fucck are above me.

Imagine the dam Dj flashing a gun, just because he has small popularity or prominence, he's started displaying supremacy and being recusant.

He should be arrested if he doesn't have a license.

Since Kenya is part of Africa and Nigeria is also part of Africa, then on behalf of Africa, it is my business to comment.

Channels 154 dstv, watch cowbell pedia now.

No love in the land again. Everyone seems to be reclusive, and when you ask those that love you to help you with money or little assistance all they say is "let me pray for you"

Now this young man is dead and someone that knows him will say," I miss you love, i will always remember you"

Sharapppp!!! When he was in a state of despair, you never loved or remember him.


RIP to the dead.

dirtydiva:
Na my mood speak for me

Ok sir.

dirtydiva:
Chelshit you're MAD!!!

How??

What type of human being are you?

What is a penalty??

It is a game of luck, stop being bitter to yourself.

kante has improved ooo.

Chelsea played well.

On Sunday you people would carry big bible bigger than your head to church, yet you still watch porn show.



Thousands of Christians supporting and texting messages to BBNG FB/TW account, yet they claim to be holy holy.



It is very clear in Life. You have to choose.

Support Good 100% or Remain bad/evil.

In masturbation, you are focusing so much on achieving an erection which therefore weakens the body as a result of single procedure.

24kmagic:
I still don't understand how men masturbate.
I just don't!

Read it below
Onanism is different from masturbation.

Everyone should follow what his/her mind tells him/her

Sacking loading!!!!

4-0

What a bad start

I think i am the only one that hasn't danced this soapy dance.

Who else is with me?

Where is the op ooo

3-0


shaiiiii

Aye de kill aye

Aro dey kill aro

Eiye dey kill eiye

Bucanner dey kill bucanner

Double double dey kill double double

Ahoy dey kill Ahoy

KK(klans) dey kill KK

Oscar dey kill Oscar

Green arrow dey kill green arrow

Red lamp dey kill red lamp

Effertanity dey kill efferternity

Amazon ladies dey kill Amazon ladies

Daughters of Jezebel dey kill Daughters of Jezebel

Pinky ladies dey kill pinky ladies

PDP dey kill PDP

APC dey kill APC


Believe in Jesus and be saved

wow.

Let me help you wake all the whole Mods on Nairaland.

Nigeria is already bastardized. Nothing is working again in Nigeria, only Dick and pussy works, nothing more again.


Revolution would have been the better option, but evil people/bigots wouldn't like it to take place.


I can't wait to eat Sallah meat tomorrow and my favorite game Manchester United vs Chelsea.

He inserted his disgusting dick inside the girl's pussy and was enjoying her raw. He released and his brain came back to normal, his eyes opened and he realised he's done wrong.

He ran away thinking he can never be caught, but now, he's caught.

He should be dealt with for destroying, ruining, and messing up that girl's mind.



I know a man who owes a lady 2 helicopter, a house in Abuja and iphone x just because after he released / ejaculated, he found out that he had been hypnotised by the wetness and softness of the pussy.

So they don't know that court orders should be obeyed.

The headline only reveals that they hadn't been obeying court orders before.

That's also why I don't enter a bike.

I prefer trekking to biking.

The worst part is that, that road is a single lane.

The whole lesson from this story is," it is better to be late than be dead on time."

SingleGuy9999:
Good day guys, I'm not really too active here, but this is a 2nd account I created for this. I am 22 year old student in my final year. But I've never had a girlfriend, also I have never had sex, but that is not the major problem as I can easily get a hooker and pay. I feel I'm pretty good looking, at least average. This would be a little long, pls try to read through.

My problem is I can't seem to get a girlfriend, I have been rejected by girls like 7 times in a row or more...I don't meet that many girls but I do go out and meet sha and if I like a girl and I feel she's someone I can date I ask her out. If we aren't really vibing I just delete their numbers and forget about them. But I keep getting rejected by all the girls I've asked out, they either see me as a friend and tell me stuff like I'm a good friend or they not ready for a relationship or that they feel I have no feelings for them...like wtf

It's really frustrating so much that it's literally killed every confidence I have to ask girls out. Like the last 3 girls I wanted to ask out I ended up not bothering since I know it'll end same way...planned to ask one out today but I just couldn't stand to get rejected again...cos even tho I think what I'm getting might be green light I'm not sure about girls anymore...in fact now I'm no longer sure if the girls I think liked me before ever did (I wasn't interested in them so I didn't ask them out). Even the one who made me lose all hope was after spending so much time with a girl, I was asking her out for 4 months, I never tot I'd ever ask a girl out that long but I was blinded by love...and we spent so much time together, my friends kept wondering if we were dating but she never said yes even tho she said she liked me too but kept giving excuses...and I pretty much abandoned chasing other girls in for that while...but I still got a no at the end with story changed to she tot she liked me but was just trying to as she could see I was in love with her and didn't wanna break my heart...

That killed my confidence, and I'm not blaming her or anyone...now since then I've only asked 2 girls out, and I still got rejected...

I spend time with the girls, we hang out, flirt, chat etc but they would never date me... I've gotten so lonely as I want to date someone I truly care about and I have even questioned if it's possible for 2 people to fall in love with each other out of the billions of people on earth.

I've heard from someone that I play with girls too much so they won't take me seriously, another was that I'm nice (I don't think I'm that "nice guy" cos I won't go extra mile for any girl just cos I like her, but I'm understanding and I think I tend to make excuses for people when they disappoint). And I'm tired of girls seeing me as a friend, or being taken for granted. In fact my best female friend is one who I asked out before.

When I see people dating I wonder if they from another planet, I can't figure out what's wrong...is it that I have no luck with girls? I have gone online, read books etc. They all keep saying same thing...they talk about confidence but I had that...tho right now I just fake it cos all my confidence is gone with numerous rejections. Then I read about working on yourself, I have done that, I may not be anywhere near the freshest guy but at least I'm sure I'm okay. They talk about creating tension and stuff by making contact and I do that, I hold them around the waist etc....

So far I even read that I shouldn't blame myself or stop trying to figure out what went wrong when I face rejections, that's what I'm doing now...but nothing seems to be changing. I rarely spend time with girls again, except some good friends, and instead I've been focusing more on my hobbies cos I now see it as a waste of time when it only ends in rejection. I think of going out with a girl but I just rather sit at home or spend more time with my guys or even spend the money on them cos I'm fed up. The thought even crossed my mind to give up on girls since it never seems to work...I'm not used to multiple failure as even in other stuff I don't fail as much, but I just can't seem to get it to work with girls. Everything seems fine at first and going smoothly but it all ends with rejection.
I don't wanna give up on girls and I know there's nothing left of my confidence when it comes to girls, tho I fake it...and I will never result to insulting girls just cos of my rejection.

Pls I need real advice on what to do, I have exhausted all my options, and today I resolved to never ask any girl out till I'm 99% sure she'll say yes, but is that even possible? I know every guy gets rejected but it's not easy when u get rejected several times in a row by girls you have serious feelings for.

Should I just cut my losses and give up on girls? For months I spent time on other things and never really cared about any girl any longer but now that feeling is back with this new girl but I can't even ask her out cos I can't say for sure what her reply would be... maybe a no as I usually get...

Pls don't insult me or call me names I just need advice that would help

They don't wanna ruin you because you are a good guy. The good one will surely come.

I have said it before and will say it again, " Buhari is the law as long as he is still in power till he hands over"

Now, we have seen the powers of a president. The next president would be so harsh and mean to the citizens.


I just hope those that see Buhari handwork and actions won't criticise the next president that will rule.