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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Gnld Don Finally Catch Me. by L0ve: 11:18am On Sep 08, 2023
grin grin

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Romance / Re: 10 Signs That Shows That You Are In The Friend Zone by L0ve: 12:28pm On Aug 13, 2023
Konjii na bastard

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Romance / Re: 10 Signs That Shows That You Are In The Friend Zone by L0ve: 7:09am On Aug 13, 2023
Still very relevant
Gaming / Re: Gas Generator To The Rescue For My Business by L0ve: 3:04pm On Aug 11, 2023
Let see how it goes, kindly share pictures
Crime / Re: Vigilante Burst Criminal Hideout In Nnewi; Military Wears, Number Plates Found by L0ve: 6:47am On May 15, 2023
Is that kiss condom I see
Politics / Re: Leaked Audio: Atiku, Okowa, Tambuwal Planned On How To Rig The Election by L0ve: 11:31am On Feb 24, 2023
So if atiku and okowa are talking they will be call each other's full names and saying de need to rig the election haba mana fear God no plan was even mention this is a lie

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: You Can Now Use Regular Emojis On Nairaland by L0ve: 7:10am On Jan 21, 2023
😋👏👏👏👏♥️♥️♥️
Romance / Re: Girls Don't Give Fake Number Anymore by L0ve: 10:13am On Dec 06, 2022
So you can view her status
Politics / Re: Photo& Video . Sokoto One Million Man March For Peter Obi by L0ve: 3:57pm On Oct 22, 2022
Massive indeed I cant count upto 500 people
Seast people are very delusional
Politics / Re: Bekwarra/Obudu/Obanliku Federal Constituency: Martha Agba Picks APC Form by L0ve: 1:22pm On May 11, 2022
This babe that year in FGC Malali na so so corner dem de catch her with her bfs
Travel / Re: Accident At Sango Ota Toll Gate, HAPPENING NOW!!! by L0ve: 8:02pm On Apr 11, 2021
inahlot:
Happening now at Lagos/Abeokuta Toll gate which is just before sango ota and after Alakuko, if you're coming from lagos state, is a container and a keke napep involving in an accident, I wasn't able to gather enough fact as to wether if life was lost or not, but from the look of things, it seems no life was lost.. please let us be careful and always exercise enough patience for all this tankers, containers drivers and co.. May God continue to guide and protect us.
Good job sir
Wer u able to get more information ppease
Family / Re: I Just Don't Understand My Marriage Anymore... Please Help.. by L0ve: 8:00am On May 09, 2020
If you want him to give you belle why don't you just change your behaviour to how it was before you married. But that's a short term solution to a long term problem. Read the book 5 love languages , look for someone he listen to and beg them to advise him to do same. What you are going through is normal and a lot of people are struggling with Same.

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Romance / Re: 10 Signs That Shows That You Are In The Friend Zone by L0ve: 10:11am On May 08, 2020
PureGoldh:
Picks my popcorn waiting to read the remaining part of the article

Unkle @Op kuku finish the article oh
All done
Politics / Re: Wike Arrests Trailer Loaded With Cows And Humans (Photos) by L0ve: 2:57am On May 08, 2020
grin

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Romance / 10 Signs That Shows That You Are In The Friend Zone by L0ve: 2:40am On May 08, 2020
As a young guy, I was in the friend zone for many years that i got use to it. To me that is how a normal relationship should be. but a close look at my present relationship and that of others around me, I decided to give back. Here are my top 10 gestures that shows you are in the friend zone or at least an assistant boyfriend. Note having a few of this signs is not enough to conclude because different people have different ways of expressing love but chaces are if you get up to 50 present of this types of behaviours then you should be shopping for a new lover.


1. She calls you a good guy and praises your good qualities
Lets face it, nobody is good. We all have our faults. This does not mean we are all on the same level when it comes good behaviour. But for most girls "good" is another name for boring, not adventurous and monotonous. Humans love emotionally and not logically. a girl who is always praising you is subconsciously giving her herself a reason to relate with you. It like you need her approval that is why you are always nice to her.

2. She rarely or does not fights with you
If you are in a committed relationship, it doesn't take too long before you both begin to disagree. If you are not having misunderstanding then, it's either you guys are not spending enough time together or one person is being too nice and has to be put in the friend zone.

3. She does not play dress-up on you:
Girls are generally neater than guys, given the fact that you are the most important man in her life, she will always want you to look clean and attractive. In those days in secondary school the first thing that changes when a student is dating is their dressing. If you claim to be dating and your woman does not corrects your fashion mistakes, my brother you are most likely dating yourself.

4. She does not fill your dialed register on your phone.
A girl who loves you will call you frequently. All this I don't have credit or data is finished, is all a gimmick to extort money from you. Girls are naturally clingy and want to always feel loved. If you are the one always filling her chats and she replies ones in a while, you better consider looking else where.

5. She misses your birthday:
This is a big red flag. Ladies are always conscious of birthday dates, even the very busy once set reminder on their phones. If you have been with a lady say two years and she has never bought you any thing on your birthday my brother run. There is always money for what is really important. The quality is not the focus here but the gesture.

6. She is not intimate with you:
it might not be sex but most ladies will want to atleast kiss, hug, hold you or sit on your lap. Except, she sees you as a brother meaning you have been zoned. If you watch ladies they are of the habit of always touching each other. Therefore if she is free with you, she will want to express it with a touch. Chances are if a girl is not a virgin and she does not want to have sex with you given that you both are friends or even worse close, that you have been friend zoned.

7. She does not fantasy or daydream with you in mind:
Now you are not in her mind to know her thoughts, but what she is saying can be a pointer. Does she talk about marriage as it concerns you both? What about having kids for you or Sharing important events with you. If referring to a distanant event, she uses the phase " if we are still friend by then " watch your back she may be planing to show case her main man.

8. She is not proud of you.
Different ladies show this in many ways. For instance dp, chance are if other guys are on her displace picture and you are not one of them, you have been zoned, You can't come and be spoiling market for her. You are not introduced to her friends and family. She does not celebrate you on her status. invite you to important event such as weddings. What about pictures? Does she delete pictures, you to snapped together. is there a guy whose picture is everywhere on her phone,such acts should not be overlooked.


9. She does not invest in you or spend time with you.
A girl that likes you, always wants to spend time with you. weather is over the phone, chats, date nights, hangouts. She will ignore every other chat and give you attention. She will cook for you. Buy you cloths, give you gifts. If you are sick she will travel down to see you. She will attend your special event. If you claim to be dating and all you have gotten from your girlfriend is body spray, on your birthday for that matter, brother run for your sanity.

10. hardly gets jealous:
every human being want to keep what they consider as valuable all to themself. She will monitor your calls. Check your frequently dailed calls, chats. She will take note of your free time and call to know who you are hanging out with. If you are laughing with a girl you both met at an event, her mood will change and she will look for an excuse to get you out of the conversation. But if you claim to be dating and your woman don't frequently ask questions about your whereabouts, have a rethink.

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Crime / Re: I Killed The 3 Students Because They’re Rippers - Suspect by L0ve: 4:56pm On May 07, 2020
May God save us from dying another man's death, if joy and the other guy know the for stay house

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Romance / Re: Finally!!! It Happened Last Nite!!!! by L0ve: 4:53pm On May 07, 2020
People still dey light their landload pikin?
Crime / Re: Pastor Caught With 5 Babies’ Heads And A Female P-rivate Part In Oyo State by L0ve: 8:53pm On May 04, 2020
Na them grin

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Politics / Re: #RevolutionNow: Pots Pans Protest Against Buhari Kicks Off (Video) by L0ve: 5:21pm On Apr 25, 2020
Police will soon start picking people from their home for hitting their pot....some may get shot be wise eat your garri in peace

Crime / Re: Breaking News: Chadian Soldiers Killed Abubakar Shekau Boko Haram Leader by L0ve: 4:27am On Apr 09, 2020
otipoju:
This picture has been online since 2015...its not him.
Crime / Re: Breaking News: Chadian Soldiers Killed Abubakar Shekau Boko Haram Leader by L0ve: 4:23am On Apr 09, 2020
Onebottle:
This news is faker than silicon
Foreign Affairs / Re: Boko Haram: God Has Revealed Himself To Idriss Derby, French Counterparts To Sev by L0ve: 3:58pm On Apr 06, 2020
Religious folks always looking to cash out from every situation
Foreign Affairs / Re: Chadian Troops Kill 100+ Boko Haram, Rescue Nigerian Soldiers by L0ve: 12:01pm On Apr 05, 2020
Chad is getting support from the US.
Jonathan had stole all the funds
We are fighting covik 1 nine
PDP has destroy this con3
We have no one to sell arms to us
We are waiting for Daddy abacha to send more funds from d great beyond
grin grin grin

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Crime / Re: 23-year-old Jilted Lover Commits Suicide With Sniper In Abuja by L0ve: 12:49am On Apr 05, 2020
Bitchlover:
Cus you are the next victim grin
Wish me death I wish you death and hell

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Crime / Re: 23-year-old Jilted Lover Commits Suicide With Sniper In Abuja by L0ve: 10:04pm On Apr 04, 2020
Bitchlover:
Another victim of bittersweet l0ve
Why you mention me angry grin

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Romance / Re: My Husband Lasts Too Long In Bed, I Need A Remedy To Make Him Release Fast by L0ve: 9:36pm On Apr 02, 2020
To same men lasting is a miracle while to others is a curse undecided.....reminds me of this girl I use to smash she will be stretching neck to suck my nipples while I banter her all so I release....Ah favour wink
Romance / Re: I Asked My New Gf What She Likes About Me,she Said This. Now Am Losing My Esteem by L0ve: 10:36pm On Mar 30, 2020
AmbitiousDrama7:


Bro is she in ile ife?
No she is from IB but stays in the north. Why
Romance / I Asked My New Gf What She Likes About Me,she Said This. Now Am Losing My Esteem by L0ve: 10:27pm On Mar 30, 2020
My relationship is a month old, my girl has been really good to me. She is this high class babes that has dated big boys.
She always say if it's money she for no de with me. Note I earn close to a 100 per month but from her stories you know she has rich men disturbing her. In a scale of 10 she is an 8.5 and that's me been modest she is really hot and does not use makeup.
So I ask her what she like about me. She said I know how to use the magic stick. I was smiling when she said with your small rod.I Was like what embarassed she was like yes it's very small and very sweet.she noticed I was disappointed and change topic.
No girl ever told me my dick is small. Was she joking? Can a small dick really be sweet. I last very long what if I stop lasting long will she leave me. I love the way she is crazy about me. Help

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Politics / Re: Dantata Is Dead by L0ve: 2:28pm On Mar 28, 2020
Wow they died in rapid succession, this resemble covik(4)19
Education / Re: Zainab: Student Commits Suicide Over Her JAMB Score. Leaves Note For Her Parents by L0ve: 10:00pm On Mar 17, 2020
Waste of fuzzy

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by L0ve: 10:37am On Mar 08, 2020
Success1930:
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Stop sharing classified information, this thread is meant for recruitment not sharing classified information online about Nigerian secret service, please stop it's wrong

There is nothing completely secret anywhere my brother..It's good to understand d terms & condition of service before finally enlisted. Don't discourage people from dropping relevant infor that may seems unnecessary or irrelevant to u

I will only suggest that potential officers in the house should forget any other things not pertaining to this recruitment & focus majorly on the call to camp that is taking everlasting. We keep hearing, d call to camp will be today , tomorrow , next week, next month, this month.this year.Only God will intervene with the renovation of a thing.I have not given up anyways..All the best
But it's ok to share important director posting eh ok oh

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