26. Not every quote you read online is true or is applicable to your live.

Sid2018:


Lol. We are back to this again??

Yep, training date has been fixed oo

15th March

This is the month oo

allan2:
good news folks!! .....going to get laid on tuesday. thanks for your concern

Use a diskette brah

Why must I do all this stress when I can go to any club around and ask 5 girls for sex one must say yes

Ujonghauwa:
Use this week/next week to call ur source(s) to help u check if ur names are still on the list...

I repeat, use this week and next week to check if ur names are still on the list.
May God help everyone.

Heard a similar gist too

Mary Odili the pdp queen in this chess game is missing .....una dou

So I went clubbing tonight and picked an olosho 5k we bargained, for my mind I dey say I go wound person daughter. my guy even forced me to take a pill. I went to drop my friend at home toke my car and returned to the hotel I paid 5k. Olosho said she is sick, she had this pain reliever she toke. I don't want to make headline on nairaland someone advice me, am so hot can't sleep been pacing since I can't sleep

So I had to create a new moniker because I am a popular face on nairaland and am so ashamed of my action but this is so real.
I meet this girl last year in my work place. I was just coming out of a broken relationship where I was hurt terribly, so I was not in a hurry to give my heart to anyone.

So let me call her sharon, so Sharon worked opposite my office and they use our light. So any time the generator has fault I wil go there to disturb her work in a funny manner. She would laugh so loudly. With the way my ex humiliated me I was happy someone finds me attractive. Truth be told I was not in love with her. So I started taking her out as a distraction.

Later I asked her out she said yes. I stay with some relatives she stays alone. She is my right height and ambitious those I love about her. so I take her out alot because I cant bring her to the house. I tried to make her see reason why we should be meeting at her place but she refused so I stop taking her out and I hardly call her. she wrote a long epistle and said she no longer doing. I did not feel to bad because I was really into my work because I got a new job and I was really enjoying it.(I do travel a lot) and I did not put my whole heart into the relationship
Since then I don't date any time konji is to much I enter club and have one night stand sometimes I pay if she ask for money. So there are guyss I club with, one of them that works in her office he told me he had a one night stand with sharon this was months after we date. Mind you Sharon and I agreed not to let anyone know we where dating. so anytime this my friend come in when we made video call she will hide the phone. That was then, we are no longer together so no big deal.

On Christmas day I sent message to all my contacts including her. She called me and we joked about a lot of things. She said she did not prepare for Xmas so after church I went to see her and toke her out. We had a nice time. There was this day I visited her I saw her outside talking to a dude for long but I did not ask her. There was a time I was suppose to see her after church she never came and refuse to puke my call. Gave me an excuse that her family friend siezed her phone that should take her blessing home church.
Later we became close and started dating. I had 2 friends with benefits I cut them off sharp sharp . I started loving her for really. She allowed me to sleep over I did not touch her even when the signs where everywhere her kissing me and all, because I was not in a hurry. I wanted it to be perfect I was already shopping for Valentine gift.

Then yesterday I was supposed to see her, she was the one that asked me to come later she said said had to go do something for her aunty. After that I called but she refused to pick and I warned her this morning that I will not take any type of games from her. She reassured me.
We agree to meet today, I went to her house and there was this strange dude at her place. Claim to be her bf trying to push me to a fight at the gate. And will not let me see her. He had her phone in his hand. And he seems to know me. I pity him Sha because they no de carry woman matter for head. He said she told him to give her time to get rid of me, when she is the one really pushing for us to date but can't fight or died for what I don't understand. So I went home oo. I guess I will be single for a very long time. And even scared to call my friends with benefits because I don't want this type of embarrassement in my life.