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SeaTrade:
I think I was 12yrs old then,funny thing is no one thought me how to,
I use to monitor my dad closely do his thing then in his Toyota carina II,that was in 97/98 up till 2003 I'm sure.
Then took the bull by the horn one day around 2004 and drove my brother's Corolla xli when he travelled.
bleeped up initially but after some hours I finally got it right,so I took the car to see friends and we all had a good time until it was time to return the car home.
Anyways ,we got home safe but couldn't park well cos other cars were in the way,so we managed to put it in with the tail end still a bit outside so it obstructs the gate from closing properly,
So our idea was to tie the gate with rope and tell my brother that the car rolled on it's own and push the gate like that,A story he didn't buy and beat the hell out of me when he got back.Bastard bully that boy!
Well,stopped driving for a while,then when I turned 15 or 16 I think ,I started driving again,This time a Toyota dyna 100,this time my hand don strong small sotey I dey use am go pick my sister's kids from school,
My mistake was thinking 3 and 4 year olds can't tell a tale,
Well,when their mom(my sister) came back na so them tell am say na me dey drive truck come pick them up for school as a big baller weh I be ooo
I deny but for where,the whole neigbourhood just dey come tell my mama say well done,you train your son well ooo,e sabi drive like em papa sotey e dey take motor go pick his nephews from school
Well,them no beat me sha as my mama cover my stupid ass,
I finally lost the keys to that truck one day after one of my escapades (long story) and my bully big brother whol likes to make a mountain out of a mole hill decided to write the truck off just because I lost its keys ,something that can be reprinted easily.Alwats trying to make me look bad and stupid
Well,I think I continued again with a toyota vitz (automatic) that was just lying useless @ home and I became a pro from there and I think I was 17/18 then...
This was my journey to being a master at driving,I am the best behind the wheels ,to find a competition might be difficult honestly.

True confession don dey come out small small. You were a fvcking teenager in the 90s. Bro that’s over 30 years ago. And you dey claim early 20s for Nairaland. Short 45 year old bald man like you. No wonder your complexion don condemn finish. Decades of alcohol and ciga don destroy your skin and liver. You better change your ways immediately

Pocohantas see the short old man wey dey chase you up and down

SeaTrade:
One thing I really hate.
If I will ever have children,if you Bleep up the way I go take kick you ehn,
Unless maybe na female child sha but as for stubborn boys,I've got their medicine.
The mother will only vex but nothing will stop me from teaching the kid a bitter lesson,
Nonsense!

That’s why you are a frustrated 45 year old man with no wife and kids

You are in your mid 40s and see the kain stupid senseless post wey you put for Nairaland. Wetin be this?

You no dey tire for online begging? Money wey you go use play betting, smoke loud and then go brothel to nack okpo. Seek help

After smoking loud and going brothel to nack okpo, you come here with this format to deceive people wey no sabi. Abi?

2metrelaurie:
My exams starts next week

Local man is 15k short of his tution fee
If I fail to pay it before Friday...I won't be able to graduate this year
My account 0734249533 (Access )
Help a local man

Local man leave your full name, matric number and account number of your school so the 15k can be paid directly to the school