₦airaland Forum

Burgerlomo:
😎

Give me chair, let don dey pain me

Exc2000:



Japarians don come again


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As in
I don too read many discouraging stories

Carcholce:
My parents will be shy to watch it with me. My dad will feel less of a man after watching what his son did in university.

Meaning, you scatter things those days

Hezzyluv:
Chai.....
I wouldn't try such ooo.
Because, na my pornographic movies go dey in circulation be that.

Thank God I don change now.

Hallelujah, let the change last

Oluromantic:
Knowing fully well that your parents are forgiving abi. They know it's one of those young days things

I was a good girl all through my days in school

10 million naira to watch your university life with your parents, would you accept it?


As for me, I will gladly accept it

drlateef:
Are you serious?

Yes I am

drlateef:
Okay lets make a bargain through DM then.

Okay

drlateef:
Excellent one at that. That's why i am looking for equally excellent product.

Same here
I am also looking for an excellent products

MechanicMike:
Sleep? Yes.
Please can I sleep with ubplease? I swaaaar I have moiney.do u want 15k cash .u can have the shance to do shoppings and buy cloth please?

Go sleep

drlateef:
Okay let me see if you are a good product. Let’s DM each other if don’t mind.

Hope you are a good product? Men likes painting women bad

IamdbuII:
G

H

No place like home, let make Nigeria great together

yashika:
Very well spoken. You will see it by the daily display of yansh and breast, no brain.

Yet, you still follow them around broda ode

MechanicMike:
You are a ilitarate..did u attend primary 6? U can't spell English? We spek queens English here in London innnnit so u can never under stand coz u stand no shance & u not on my level!!!!!(no offenscce)

Go sleep

MechanicMike:
hey, respet yor sef. have u been to london? can any of your boyfriend even reach london? listen up, u talkin to a loandon & I aint on yor level innnit so chill when u stand a shance to talk to me innnit....giimmme yor nomba please i have moiney(no oofenicse)

I can't comprehend what you typed

drlateef:
Allow me to search in peace. Abi kilode? Are you in the market ni? 😜😜😜

Yes, I just entered the market

kevwemike:
learn to read and understand simple English: I said most not all

Misogynist eyan

MechanicMike:
Ok you win...I want sexxxxc I beg...juss 2 round.
Can u help me help you help me?

With that tiny stick? Go away

He looks hungry

kevwemike:
Most Nigerian girls have nothing upstairs their only assets is breast and ass, nothing more.

What asset do you have?
Men and their talks

drlateef:
Singles market is too big. I am still searching till i reach the other end of the market 😂😂😂

Search well and don't stumble

MechanicMike:
Are u lightskin?

MechanicMike:
U on nairaland loookin for man's then u complain u can't find man on nairaland....do u need help?(no offenscce)

MechanicMike:

Mechanic, you are really looking for my attention. Now you have it, kilo fe?

Tell us why you are still single


Funny response only

Redpiller keep off

Gäy enhanced post

depure:
Don't go there jumia is safe

E Pele Jumia agent

Pengician:
Una don convert am to indigenous language. How person when no from Una side go take decode na?

Shey o fe gbo Yoruba ni?

OloYeOfEgbE:
Oluwa lan gbadura fun. TGIS

Tor, adura wa ma gba o

Guys with this kind of beards, is a NO for me. Imagine kizzing him and hair entering my mouth, tufiaka

OloYeOfEgbE:
Farabale.. a kin ja..mami... so wa pa?

Dada ni mo wa, eyin ko?

OloYeOfEgbE:
Oko re

Lati ibo si bo

Na repercussions of fornication
Repent bro

Well, go to hospital and always use CD because STD/STI is real