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Omojuwa, we know your type, you just seeking attention like the way Oshiomole did. If dem don give am appointment now, he go shut up

She is reading queen premier, mastering english and verbal apptitude. She wan dey spoke gramma......shioooo olodo ni 1st lady wa

You say the baby boi no be cartoon Ogbanje boi

Bad belle people sha.......if na your younga broda, yu sef go dey feel like superstar......abeg d boi dey make me proud. Dunno about you o

Infcat I raed witouht knwoing lettres are intrecahnged..........ayam loving this jor

@jigawatt, never knew he was your dad, such a brave man who had shown feats in the propagation of islam. Words cannot adequately explain how I felt when the news was broken to me in the mosque. There is nothing to be said again than to pray for the entire household that Allah SWT should be with you all. And for that useless @ebamma, stop thinking as if you are on steroid. Are you high??

Wonders shall neva end...... Aye ti baje finally, e go pain me if I no talk am.........Error nla nla

I save them with what's necessary.... Save the names with what I know them for.....Sikiru smoke, Felix liqour, Segun asiama, Chinedu monkey tail, Bisi paraga, Wale cause trouble, Kunle union, Kamoru lastma, Saidi Kai, Biodun ile igbe......abi make I still dey go on

These foolish old men are theatre politicians, they should be deployed to ANTP. Awon ole, okanjuwa, onijekuje agbalagba.

@op if all you wrote could possibly embarrass you, then you are embarrassing nairaland.....all you wrote seem very normal.....na you jus dey form jor

Never knew I was laffing until I scatta for for ground.......@op nice one

dopeJemi: None!

Dey r both dry n boring

Your critics are dull and dry. Why don't you try something out and let's see how far you can go. Cheap cow

Sunymoore: Almost here is my story
was taking a shorth cut home recently
beside a burial ground in the evening.
some guy was coming behind me and
suddenly turned back and started
running, i immediately turned and
wondering if there`s danger ahead i also
started running after him. then he
started shouting ghost! ghost!! ghost!!!
just then i increased my speed to Gear 5.
two other men and one Lady that had
also joined that short path quickly took to
their heels and was also shouting. we all
ran out into the major road and where
panting as people gathered. people
curiously asked what exactly is the
matter and none of us responded until
the guy right behind me as first broke
the silence by saying that he did not see
me when he joined the pathway so when
he sighted me in his front, he then
thought i was a GHOST.

Lwkmd.............. Like seriosly, you no well @ all

The 2012 presidential campaign
passed the $2 billion mark in fundraising Thursday, fueled
by an outpouring of cash from both ordinary citizens and
the wealthiest Americans hoping to influence the
selection of the country's next leader.
The eye-popping figure puts the election on track to be
the costliest in modern U.S. history. It comes amid a
campaign finance system vastly altered by the
proliferation of outside groups and "super" political
committees that are bankrolling a barrage of TV ads in
battleground states.
President Barack Obama and Republican challenger Mitt
Romney have brought in about $1.7 billion so far this
election, according to fundraising reports submitted
Thursday night.
Added to that: nearly $300 million in donations involving
super PACs since early 2011, as well as tens of millions
more in donations to nonprofit groups that run election-
related ads but don't have to disclose their donors.
Obama, the Democratic Party and related fundraising
committees raised a combined $88.8 million for the first
15 days of October, reports showed, while Romney's
fundraising apparatus reaped $111.8 million during the
same period.
The largest of those were two pro-Romney groups.
American Crossroads, a Republican-leaning super PAC
with ties to former President George W. Bush's longtime
political counselor Karl Rove, reported raising at least
$79.6 million through Oct. 15. Restore Our Future,
founded by former Romney aides, reported pulling in
$130.6 million so far. And Priorities USA, a pro-Obama
group founded by two former aides to the president,
reported $62.8 million in contributions.
Added to that: nearly $300 million in donations involving
super PACs since early 2011, as well as tens of millions
more in donations to nonprofit groups — often affiliated
with super PACs — that run election-related ads but don't
have to disclose their donors.
Presidential candidates in 2008 raised more than $1.8
billion in inflation-adjusted figures. This time, new factors
have contributed to the escalation in the campaign
money chase.
This year marked the first time that both major party
candidates opted out from the public financing system
established to set limits on how much a presidential
candidate can raise and spend. Both Obama and Romney
would have been eligible for about $100 million in
taxpayer money to support their campaigns through the
general election, but both gambled — correctly — that
they could raise and spend far more.
In 2008, Obama became the first presidential contender
to refuse all public financing while his Republican rival,
Arizona Sen. John McCain, accepted the government
funds. The lopsided result — Obama outspent McCain by
more than 2-to-1 in the general election — effectively
ended public funding as an option for serious candidates.
With the 2012 election so tight, both Obama and Romney
have spent considerable time at high-dollar fundraising
events courting wealthy donors. Romney last month
lamented the time spent fundraising rather than speaking
to larger groups of voters, saying that "fundraising is a
part of politics when your opponent decides not to live by
the federal spending limits."
Both Obama and Romney have raised considerable cash
from small donors, too, especially the president. His
campaign has reported that more than 4 million donors
have contributed.
Obama spokesman Adam Fetcher acknowledged
Thursday that Romney and his supportive super PACs
were outspending the president on the airwaves. He said
the Obama campaign was making efforts to expand its
donor base as it headed into the remaining days before
the election.
Federal election regulators have raised the limit on
individual contributions to candidates, which means
campaigns can solicit more money from donors than they
have in the past. Individual donors can now give a total of
$5,000 in the primary and general elections to a
candidate, compared to just $2,000 in 2000.
Michael Toner, a Republican campaign finance lawyer
and former chairman of the Federal Election Commission,
said the close race between Obama and Romney and the
sharply polarized electorate have also played a role in
accelerating the dash for dollars.
"I don't know any campaign manager who thinks they
have too much money. In this political 50-50 environment
you can't ever have enough," Toner said. "Every last
million could make the difference in who is elected."
But the emergence of super PACs and other outside
groups, emboldened partly by the Citizens United decision
by the Supreme Court in 2010, has done more than
anything else to reshape the contours of presidential
campaign fundraising. A handful of federal court cases
have broadly eased campaign finance regulations,
allowing donors to give unlimited sums. That kind of
money has largely been funneled to super PACs, which
can raise and spend money on behalf of candidates as
long as they don't coordinate expenditures or strategy
with the campaign.
"The distinctive factor in this election is the outside
money being spent and the corrupting money financing
it," said Fred Wertheimer, a longtime campaign finance
reform advocate. "It's a symbol of the disastrous
campaign finance system we have and the undue
influence relatively few well-financed individuals and
interest groups now have over government decisions.
Las Vegas casino mogul Sheldon Adelson is the top super
PAC donor this year. Adelson, a billionaire, has
contributed more than $40 million to Republican super
PACs, including those backing Romney and former
candidate and House Speaker Newt Gingrich.


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Seconded jare.....gbam

Media will always go after your personal life even if you are hiding in a hole. Since they won't allow a sleeping dog lie, then the dog will go chasing after them. Screw their ass Tom

Tom Cruise has launched a $50 million (£31 million)
defamation lawsuit against US magazine 'Life & Style'
over an article which claimed he'd abandoned his
daughter Suri following his split with Katie Holmes.
The story was published in July, and featured the
headline 'Suri in Tears: Abandoned by Her Dad'.
Cruise's long-time lawyer Bert Fields called the story 'a
disgusting, vicious lie', and filed the suit at the US District Court in Los Angeles.
A statement from Fields read: “Tom doesn't go around
suing people. He's not a litigious guy. But when these
sleaze peddlers try to make money with disgusting lies
about his relationship with his child, you bet he's going to sue.
Referring to the magazine's publisher Bauer Media, Fields added: “These serial defamers are foreign owned companies with their global headquarters in Hamburg. They take money from unsuspecting Americans by selling their malicious garbage.
“Having to pay a libel judgment may slow them down.
Tom will undoubtedly give the money to charity. He
always has.” It's the second time this year that Cruise has taken issue with a magazine article surrounding his personal life.
In September, a feature in 'Vanity Fair' which was also
decried by Fields claimed that auditions were held by the Church of Scientology to find a partner for the actor following his split with Nicole Kidman, though no legal action followed.
Cruise split with Holmes, his wife of five years, in June.



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If the cable don wet, e go dey shock.....buhahahah

If its not fair, then its fairer. Stop playing mind games for us. You don't expect a performing incumbent be unseated just because of your party's craving for power and greed. Its glaring to everyone Mimiko is a performer. Our eyes don open wella. Bleep Thief-Nubu

vivacious vivi: Then u r a MUMU.

Quite apparent, you are the MUMU with thick skull......

Expensive items of such are meant for exhibition. Expect to see them in the gallery soon and of course it will be a subject of bidding later.

nikkyshyne: Okay, here’s how to work out how he did it:

1. Did he really walk on water? No.

2. Therefore he walked on something solid. Yes.

3. Plexiglass is the obvious solution.

Anything else can be discounted. He really didn’t seem to be suspended by wires, and the crowd would have spotted that. And forget about air-cushioned shoes. No, he was walking on something that we couldn’t see, possibly a small plexiglass shelf. The exact mechanics aren’t clear. But the key to any trick like this is to do plan things properly. Dynamo didn’t do something impossible. He did something highly improbable.

http://100gf./2011/06/27/how-did-dynamo-walk-across-the-river-thames-magician-performs-stunt-for-tv-show/

Btw, the pictures looks fake.

If the picture was not quite convincing but the video footage and real time viewers, proved it virtually convincing. Dynamo is a magician, learnt magic from his grandfather, has so many prominent stars as fans and has performed a real time magic at the Emirate Stadium(Arsenal).....

nikkyshyne: Anybody that believes that picture is a bloody MUMU.

Com'on, don't let faculty give you a wrong assumption, what he did was pure illusion conjured with magic.... Watched the visual on TV (NTA) today.......

He may be a relatively unknown illusionist, but you could hardly describe Dynamo as being wet behind the ears.

And the magician, whose real name is Steve Frayne, certainly proved this was the case as he 'walked' across the River Thames.

The nifty footwork was a suitably jaw-dropping publicity stunt for his new TV series.

The Bradford-born illusionist, 28, made it half way across the stretch of the river in front of the Houses of Parliament in London before he was picked up by what appeared to be a River Police boat.But Mail Online understands that this was one more thing that was not as it seemed - and the boat crew all part of the act.

Stunned onlookers watched from Westminster Bridge as the magician recorded the stunt for his new TV show Dynamo: Magician Impossible.

A spokesman insisted the photographs were not faked.

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www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2008399/Illusionist-Dynamo-walks-Thames-Magician-crosses-river-foot.html

odehaj: We are proud of you Ngozi!Its good to read. Any woman there from the Muslim world?

You are a dumbass. What has that got to do with this thread? Una jus like to dey seek unnecessary attention, meanwhile na trouble you dey find.....

Na today.................. We alreadi know what the outcome would be. The idiots are just making headlines.

Is A.Y writing report for the CIA? His combo of grammar sef go too much for Kenny oo but e don dey tire me before I finally see d joke........I for like make d joke na reality.......

berem: COULD YOU PLS SHUT DA FUCCK UP AND STOP RANTING LIKE A TOOTHLESS BULLDOG!!

You are just as foolish as your semi-illiterate people fighting against an almost defenceless community. Where are the so-called NANS after the massacre of 25 students in Mubi? Do you want to tell me those ones are cloned human being? You jus seeking unnecessary attention at the expense of getting your post liked...... Its high time people like you stop reasoning with their anus

Dr. Whizy:
my brother, why would u not believe that there was transparency? Why would you not believe that the dude has finally paid up. Why would you just choose 2 believe that sumtin shady must hav happnd. Cnt we just believe in posiivity.

Mumu like you are easily fooled. What sort of positivity are you insinuating? We all know the relationship between Otedola and FG, so you think all those goons would just let go their assets to clear debts......

GARRI (x7):
Some fools break traffic laws and come to nairaland to cry and solicit for undeserved sympathy....
At this point, I can conclude that the driver contravened a traffic law and was arrested by LASTMA. The OP is trying to seek sympathy for a driver who has no regard for traffic laws.
@OP, next time you are in a vehicle, encourage your driver to obey simple traffic laws.

I wonder how people like you think, do you reason through your ANUS?? What right does the LASTMA officer has to drive the bus? The state govt already made it clear to the public that its unlawful for a LASTMA officer to drive a traffic defaulter's vehicle. I wouldn't blame you dis heartless monkey