₦airaland Forum

bejeiodus:
Buhari to Osibanjo: Didn't I tell you he is more amenable than Saraki?

Osibanjo: Yes, you did.

Dogara: Why won't I? I don't want to be seen on TV in an accused box.

All of them then laughed heartily.

You garrit man!!!!! ya cracked ma ribs..............

EMMAUGOH:
2000..

He was given 1000 and gave out change 800, The 1000 is bad and 800 naira is gone with customer . So he lost 1800 in financial exchange . If added the 200 naira worth of goods the customer took along, we should have a debit of 2000 naira.




Bad debt-1000
Misc- expenses-800
Bad\lost goods-200
=
2000

Ori e pe jare (your head correct). 2000 is the answer..............

As Muslims, we have no option than to observe it. its an obligation....................

For precautions, an insulator should have been considered along with this innovation. And I know my abokis wey kan charge (they are like..........)Anyway sha thumbs up for d guy............

Bitterleafsoup:
Liar why is every important postion given to a Norterner? This is the first time in the history of Nigeria, all the three arms of government are headed by Northerners:  Executive, President Muhammadu Buhari;  Legisture, Dr Bukola Saraki; and Judiciary, Justice Mahmud Mohammed.

Are they foreigners

Achuwa1:
Mr Buhari,i cannot call u president because you & your wife are obviously corrupt.
mr Buhari is on a very long thing coz this boys are tired of Nigeria & is either u give Niger Delta total control of their resource by implementing National confab or let my ppl go peacefully.
The choice is urs & the earlier the better coz boys are not smilling

its obvious your hands are not sleeping but your brain is still sleeping. Go catch some sleep dope head.................

mamaafrik:
That'z how i saw 1 the other day coming to the whole market with his sword tied to his waist,.......Datz why they never desist from dat silly act,wen they elders arent scolding them.

I think you had better shut your mouth instead of spewing thrash. The herdsmen had been infiltrated already by terrorists. Are all herdsmen criminals? .......................

Banter1:
I wonder why ogah has'nt been sworn in by now.

They are all bunch of criminals. We are being ruled in this country by psychopaths. Imagine when a mad man is controlling a sane person.................

Vendoor:
Valid Point.... shameless leaders everywhere!

They are always being celebrated by our youths..............

Our so-called democratically elected leaders in the Senates are bunch of shameless and useless men. They are failing us and yet their profound pursuits for their personal interest is high. They even go to the extent of holding the judiciary in the neck (what a leader)..............

adigunomomama:
Where is the fada?

another jamb question? ask the pictures na...........................................

I don't understand why criminals are always looking for immunity to protect them against criminal charges. The judiciary system is fuvked................

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haxorDelite:
you be mumu if you no get anything reasonable to talk just waka dem force you?

you dey mind the mumu edioot, they forgot their brain is meant for reasonable thinking...............

I would suggest you keep up with your dreams by building it. Remember Ikorodu of today was a no go area for people in the early 90's when land was still very cheap but now it's a destination where people are living and go to work on the Island. May God help you......................

See as everyone dey act like saint, na wa oooooooo..................

allansie:
So u telling me a graduate of chemical engineering still needs 2 study refinery operations again b4 dey can operate anytin...dis is jus one of d reasons 9ja education is in shambles...May God help

See jamb question............

you must be a comedian and the employer must be kolomental.......................

Theese 2 institutions; Cbn and nnpc are doing the nation a great wreckage it won't survive if care is not taken. I wonder how enormously rich the abokis in those institutions will be....................

Na so so recovery we go they hear and you go still dey look for bail out. come back and tell me your state is broke again if I won't slap you via Internet................

Na so the factions go dey fight ooooooo till they realize they are fighting on a non existing party....................

His Excellency Sir, I think you need a brain reset. You and your personal assistants don dey mental. You employed incompetent people because you are also incompetent, if you are too busy to know the status of your visa, can't your PA call you to attention? I insist, weyrey ni yin Sir.......................

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kenkenn:
Wait a minute!

So the FG wants Saraki and Ekweremadu to resign

is that why they are witch hunting them?

Haba!

Are you still expecting Google to give you that answer...........................

The world itself is not safe. Rip to the dead...........

freeze001:
The problem was that they were killing and destroying living beings with blood flowing through their veins yet their dumbass religious and traditional rulers refused to step up to the plate and get to d roots of the madness. It hurts me whenever I consider the number of Christian men, women and children those demons have wasted.

I strongly disagree to agree the Boko Haram are fighting for a religious cause, it's a political orchestration, they blew up churches and mosques in Kano. Also,the fulani herdsmen is another sect killing people in benue and enugu for baseless reasons. The militants triggered an inhumane action by killing people in Ikorodu. I still maintain my stand, we are in deep mess in this country.............

freeze001:
See how the traditional rulers and other leaders are rallying to save the situation but in d north with all the boko haram wahala, their local chiefs and rulers absolutely refused to try anything because they were killing Christians and also determined to destroy GEJ's govt. Even Buhari gave those murderers tacit and overt support.

Meanwhile I hope the clear mandate of these SS Monarchs is nothing short of restructuring, resource control and fiscal autonomy. It better not be an attempt to sell out and maintain status quo just for oil to flow.

Nigeria must achieve a diversified economy with multiple resource bases and the only way that is happening is by simultaneous development and ingenuity on all fronts and from all regions. It is time to grow up and stop the bottle feeding system of governance.

Do not forget that the militants are sets of human being having blood flowing through their body, hence, they are living things but Boko Haram are sets of robots with no blood and brain, hence, they are non living things and worthless...................

The present government is ready to bend any pro active and vibrant political opposition in office because all of them be thieves and they know each other's books and records. All they need to do is just to switch on activation mode of the anti graft agencies in your direction..................

omg!!! see set of crew producing a song, why won't it be a hit...................

Ogbeni, I thought your state is broke and you are unable to pay salaries.............