₦airaland Forum

Buskolo:
Guys that are through with Induction kindly update us on how its going!! have you guys been posted out?

Any info on calls for interview?

Observing

Naija mentality.

Baba don tell applicant make he rub d potion for hand, anybody u shake must give u what u want.
You think interviewers don't know this?

Some go look u like.... Na me u wan jazz with handshake abi? Ur own don be.

magdayne:
I have my drive test today and am still on the road to ikotun facing serious traffic.......plss can any1 help with any info as regards the ongoing test.

You would have missed the one-on-one chat with the CEO of the driving school, the test on road signs, the written test and possibly the driving test within the school. However, if you are able to meet them before driving to the streets, you MAY still have a chance.

Csami:
He deserves something like this or even worse

Mayweather would love to train for 2moro's match with the CPL's balls

adeborlaaa:
does anyone know when the result of these driving test is coming out?

I guess josephlegm who gave the time for test results might have an idea. When did u do ur driving test?

ajalaolanr:
Ben bruce, you waited 6 years to write this bullshit because you are looking for relevance.

All the truth and nation building suggestions of yours would have made utmost sense were you to have written this 3-4 years ago..alas you also enjoyed from the rot that characterized the Gej govt.

Now you want to play holy.

Ferk you!!

On point.

DickDastardly:
No hate speech bro, the thing is that you naturally buried your head in the sand like the ostrish at the mere sight of the topic. Topic is reality 101 for you & buhari

Bruce is only playing to the gallery. When did he advice the man to whom he is LOYAL to reduce presidential fleet, reduce allowances etc.

He should stick to business. He's not a politician at all.

Cherez:
I don't think so cos I didn't go with any but still scaled thru and now waiting for offer letter after d medicals.
I just went with my national id

Congrats. Were u invited for interview before medicals? What was the time frame between ur driving test and interview / medicals?

josephlegm:
Since we're going to b grouped into batches and what if I fall to 1st batch am I still going to stay long till that 5-6Pm?

How's it going? I guess you're there.

iameman:
U can't decided ur posting oo.. we came to join a project called focus on east, so all of us were posted to d east..but we will soon be sub divided into various states n zones in the east.

Thanks

Equalizer:
Was it only Azikiwe that escaped the coup? didn't you hear that Awolowo and other top yuroba leaders escaped too.. In Nigeria, when one makes sentence without including the Igbos in it, the sentence seems not to be correct..

You don't really have an accurate knowledge of the history you are commenting on. Awolowo was in prison for treason during the coup.

iameman:
U welcome.... U r not driving round lagos, just within the vicinity... it will take long too I finished d whole process around 5.30pm. U guys will be arranged in batches of 25 or so... No need to fret.. U will be fine

Thanks for the updates and head ups. Please I would like to know if everybody in your batch was posted to the east and which state specifically. I would also like to know if you have the option of choosing where you'll be posted to.

Thanks a lot

inception101:
Not really but its strongly advise that u have it under process

Pleas what's the approximate time to get a response from them after the driving test? I have a project to monitor outside Lagos that could take up to 3 weeks.

Taeewo:
If u know hw to get to Palmgroove or Onipanu...drop at any of d bus stop and ask Jkk

Too far o. It's between Obanikoro and Anthony.

If you are coming from Ikeja/Ketu-ojota axis, take a bus going to Yaba or Ojuelegba, drop at town planning. Keep walking ahead of you JKK is by your right.

If you are coming from Yaba/Ojuelegba axis, drop at Obanikoro, cross over to the other side ( make sure you use the pedestrian bridge o). Walk towards Anthony, JKK is gonna be by your left..

sCun:
Thanks.
Will do that.
Just stay positive.

Congrats. What comes after the driving test?

misterkelly:
How do I get to the driving test venue from ibadan? Mine is slated for 30th by 9am. Another hitch is how and what time to move so as to get there before time.

What's the address?

Plaease take UNILAG off this list. Masters student in department of geosciences have not graduated since 2011 despite completing their theses.

2rutalk1:
If U are not academically sound, pls don't go close to UNILAG gate let alone seeking admission for PG programme. Someone said he abandoned the programme, yes! That can be purely attributed to the level of his/her intelligence. I did Msc Programme in Economics there and my convocation comes up on thursday next week. You need extra doggedness and robust academic prowess to pull through. I would have graduated with first class in my Bachelors, if i had put similar effort during my undergraduate days.

Plaease take UNILAG off this list. Masters student in department of geosciences have not graduated since 2011 despite completing their theses.

kodlins:
For Masters degree, how can you list OAU
The fastest 3 are
1. Unilag
2 UniIlorin
3 Unizik

In no particular order!!

Plaease take UNILAG off this list. Masters student in department of geosciences have not graduated since 2011 despite completing their theses.

https://www.google.com.ng/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=road%20traffic%20signs&source=web&cd=5&ved=0CCwQFjAE&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rsdt.gov.ng%2Ffiles%2F%2520NEW%2520HIGHWAY%2520DESIGN%2520MANUAL%2FVolume_VI_Road_Signs_and_Markings_Published_v1_0.pdf&ei=xLA3VcH6NYT3O4PLgOAH&usg=AFQjCNGF1f_6KWUgLWzCyX-2xzh1ebj3tg&bvm=bv.91071109,d.ZWU


Wow...... Guys who have passed through the process, what comes after driving test?

Buskolo:
You hit the nail on the head. I know the list was for 250 people because each of the five accreditators had a list containing 50 names n over head one of the workforce guys saying not everyone showed up. please who has an idea when we will hear from them?

That's the #1M naira question. When they'll respond.

For the very fact that you made the ONLY significant comparison in your analysis with UNILORIN on point 8, I can tell you that UNILORIN is better by faaaaaaaar.

eduxerxes:
Dear **************,

We are pleased to inform you that you were successful at the Nigerian Breweries online test

and have been shortlisted for a Computer Based Test (CBT) on Saturday 18th April,

2015 in Lagos state.

Kindly visit www.wfmcentre.com/nb2015 to retrieve and print out your test details.



NOTE: this message came to me yesterday. I have previously gotten a REGRET mail from same people. I wonder what they want from me again. Or they wanna make me travel all the way to Lagos From Owerri just to send me another Regret mail E no go work for dem!!!

How did it go

Orijin101:
Without wasting much time, roll with me as i bring you the types of prostitutes we have in Nigeria:

1 Local Prostitutes
These are the types of prostitutes my Yoruba friends calls "sarewa" meaning "rush come", they are always present in every hood.
NB: All they need is recharge card then you are free to explore the unexplorable.

2 Part-time Prostitutes
They will be the one to call you whenever they are broke so that they can pay you a visit, but during the visit! miracles shall happen. keep calm, they are just part-time oloshos.
NB: You will also pay for their t-fare.

3 Full-time Prostitutes
These are the real deals. you will always find them only at night around suya joints, beer parlors, on the streets and their main industries.
NB: They charge very low, you can even try your luck with N750.

4 Holy Prostitutes
They are regular church or mosque goers but they can't just do without having some lashes within the week then during the weekends, you will see them asking for forgiveness.
NB: They always emotional after the ministration, some will even start crying and you will start feeling guilty.

5 E-Prostitutes
They are more like OLX or konga all you need to do is to negotiate with them online and trust me, they will never fail you
you will always find them on every social networks even on _nairaland
NB: They charge high.

6 Corporate Prostitutes
They are always at our work place, schools even in our hoods. They are always good looking whenever you see them, but all they need from you is to approach them, take them out for shopping, then the main ministration will take place at night.
NB: They don't have time for dating and long stories coz they already have their parners.

7 High-Class Prostitutes
If you are not a billionaire, don't just render yourself useless by going near them or else! you know the rest. They are always patronized by politicians, successful businessmen, popular actors and so on.
NB: They also play international matches.

8 Add urz

keep calm and run from oloshos
orijin101

Your last sentence.... There's a thread on nairaland where guys meet and exchange numbers/PIN/pix of oloshos. In fact, on that thread, all u need is to mention ur location anywhere in Nigeria and some1 will describe the nearest olosho location.
Guess what, the thread has over 400 pages already. Probably the thread with the most pages on nairaland.

https://www.nairaland.com/1290971/list-out-ashawo-joints-states/400#32869725

xdunamis:
Whats the meaning of Ondox? Is it because the disease emanated from ondo state? Why must you name a deadly disease after a Nigerian state? Is it a virus or a bacteria? Can it be transmitted? If yes, how?

Sometimes, scientists name new discovery based on where it was first found. Lassa fever was first discovered in a village in the north Lassa.

ninjasta:
But this is the real. Senator bello maitama yusuf.
Correction pls.

I believe the first pix should be Maitama Sule

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NobleG1:
Have you taken your medications? I'm trying to help you.

I really wanted to believe that you're intelligent enough to understand. If you don't, please read my post again. But if after reading it, you still don't understand it then it's not your fault... Some heads are made of block and wood.

NobleG1:
You've all the symptoms of a mentally ill patient. Have told your parents (if you're not a f*ucking b*astard) yet? Have you started treatment? You really need it before you cause serious damage.

Make sure you hand over your kids (if you're potent enough to have any) to sane people around you (if any), if crazies don't run your family.

You know, mentally ill a*ssholes like you usually think everyone is your fellow nutter. Leave the internet and go take your medications. If you can't afford them, tell me. I can drag you to any vet, close to you, that treats mad dogs, because your symptoms match the terrible ones usually found in mad dogs.

Stop living a bitter life. Stop being bitter about life. If you can't add value, keep moving and don't stop.
Living a life of frustration is not good for your health

NobleG1:
You're mentally deficient. Arguing with an im*becile is not my thing

You really have a problem and I hope someone helps you identify it very soon. Your posts show that you live a bitter life and your bitterness is directed towards all who cross your path.

I would suggest you get to a mental facility wherever you are for a full psychiatric check-up.

Many are crazy but few are roaming.

You are already roaming on Nairaland.