₦airaland Forum

saxwizard:
to please humans dey very hard I tell you

Its practically impossible

Correspondence:
If Fayemi wants to empower people, he should help by funding rice cultivation and other things. Will he continue to give people rice every time? They say, don't give me fish. Teach me how to catch fish.

Some years back, Igbemo rice was very popular. Back then, many communities in ekiti state cultivated rice.

All of a sudden, rice cultivation died and now those who are supposed to awaken this segment of agriculture would rather share 4 bags to a ward.

Too bad

asha9:
Awka is Nigeria's Dubai..


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This is the greatest lie of the century.

Places like Umuike, Umubelle, Umuonaga, Ulonese, Amikwo, Obodo Ezi, that constitute indigenous Awka are in shambles.

No good roads, no drainage, just eroded and sandy roads.

All roads off Obinagu roads are not motorable.

Everyday, I laugh at the seeming gullibility of these people.

The cost of 1 of these bridges will fix 85% of road network inside Awka.

Anyway, the governor's propaganda is working. If you are passing through Awka, you see bright lights, tarred express road and 3 bridges. That's the image of Awka passersby will have.

Even Awka residents are complaining bitterly.

I've never seen a bridge that will be closed down for repairs at least once a week until I got to Awka.

PaulIdu:
That machine gunner sure knows how to use that weapon accurately

He sure does.

auxyn1:
Pls help
How can i go abt this

my dad was jst scammed of almost 700k right nw by some1 with this number 08146196707

He was sent a fraudulent bank email. Which responded and called the contact number which pretended to be bank customer care.

He was convinced to fill out a form in the email and that was how he strted receiving alert.

We have called the bank customer care and they have blocked the acct and said they'll investigate and also said the one of the withdrawals was traced to a sterling bamk acct.

pls wat more can we do, pls any idea from anybody pls

Call 0809 7393494

okuya:
Yeah there are very beautiful women in the army especially medicals corpses. But if u wanna see the hottest babes Nigeria has go to the Navy,its like if u r not beautiful u will not b enlisted into Nigerian Navy. followed by d airforce

Abeg, no kill person this morning oooooo. CORPSES kwanu? Na u kill them?

abduljabbar4:
She can't do sh!t without a gun. Check this one out

This one face dey vex naturally

When I hear Kuye, I remember others in building unit of those days.....Hillary, Odetunde, Adebayo, Young Millionaire, Alimeke,Duru and others of Block 38, Area 2, Abuja....... Drivers like Nojimu, Sura, John(egin) also come to mind. I miss those good old days mehn

247frolicboss:
Chief Oladipupo Kuye (rtd), the former Comptroller of the Nigeria Customs Service (NCS) has been reported dead

He was aged 81 years.

Until his death on Wednesday, January 6, he was the Otun Baba Ijo, Methodist Church Nigeria, Ijebu Ode, Diocese of Ijebu of the Church. Kuye, a seasoned administrator, community and religious leader, also belonged to the prestigious Island Club, Lagos, the Ijebu Club and other eminent religious and community societies.

www.metronaija.com/2016/01/former-comptroller-of-nigeria-customs.html

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cc: lalasticlala

Seriously?

redcliff:
U wan carry him problem?

E no concern u.

purest21:
I met this girl on badoo and we got talking. Barely two weeks we knew she offered to come to my place at awka from asaba. Which straight guy would turn down such offer? I was amazed as she did not even request for t-fare and I wondered if really such type of girls still existed in Nigeria.
She got to awka the next day and I've already arrange some cash that would buy us some nice time not knowing that what I called 'cash' wouldn't be able to settle up to 20% of the liability that was impending.

As this girl stepped into my house, the next morning she got heavily sick! Oblivious of the gravity of the sickness, we went to the medicine store on my street and the guy mixed drugs for her. After three days, this girl started showing symptoms that she's about to die, the same symptoms I saw on my grandmom before she died. With that fear I rushed her to the hospital and the doctor prescribed a list of heavy heavy drugs that I must buy in their hospital. Due to inadequacy of cash because the so called cash I reserved for flexings has almost exhausted, I had to buy only one out of the four listed drugs.
And that was when this dying girl started making me to feel she planned the whole thing. That maybe she knew she was going to fall sick and then needed a medical maga. She would not appreciate my kindness so far, instead she would be busy utilizing any given opportunity to complain, diss or attack me.

To cut it all short, I've already spent close to 10k on this ungrateful sickler and still spending. And sure thing is either this girl dies in my house or I'll be going bankrupt if she doesn't go back to asaba soonest.
As I'm typing this, she's here lying next to me and not even thinking of going back to her place. Please I need advice on how to send her back because I've reasoned it will actually take some balls to just wake her up and eject her indiscriminately, I don't even know if she can travel back on her own. I dont think this kind of ill-luck should be starting somebody's year!! Advice please

Which side for Awka u dey?

viviangist2:
is he harsh or just saying the truth ?

Sometimes people don't really want to hear the truth

zikIPE:
Hello everybody.
I was walking towards Y-Junction somewhere in awka, the Anambra State capital, when i spotted the police cars recently commisioned by Governor Willie Obiano being put to good use. I'm happy it hasn't been sold after showing off or parked in someone's backyard. This is not the first time i'm seeing the car there, but i've always been scared to take a picture of it lest our trigger happy policemen use me for target practice. I've also seen some of them parked at strategic locations all over awka The police also setup a make-shift base at Y-Junction where there is a high incidence of motor accidents. Last month, a cyclist had his head crushed by a trailer *shivers*. More power to a working governor-Governor Willie Obianor. As he would say, "Willie is willingly working" 8-)
cc: obinoscopy lalasticlala seun Afam4eva

There's another parked at AROMA junction near Anambra broadcast service, another close to Arthur Eze junction, still another at Agu Awka roundabout.
just wait till 6pm and you'll see these men harrass okada/keke riders for 20 naira.

What's the difference? New cars, same old extortion still going on.

I guess you were going towards Okpuno.

YorubaParapo:
.......more

Source

Geophysical cameraman. Samuel I see u o

I guess this is why there are lots of power bikes in Awka cruising around town today. No wonder Trig Point full finish

NONE

Easzy88:
Yes, I collected mine in lagos.

Thanks.

Easzy88:
Guys waiting for offer letter, I suggest you call mr emmanuel.

Have the letters gone out? Pls let's know if anyone has received so he's not bombarded with calls unnecessarily.
Thanks.

Dumebi, ur mumsy dey make waves o

CADiversified himself

Wow. He taught me PHI 101 back in 1999.

Is he still a Jehovah's Witness?

Ehimax:
Reduced from 6 months to how many months bro?

About 5 I guess. A lot of these decisions seem to be in the making but will be finalised before our training starts. It's also possible they might not change. In a few weeks time, we'll know for sure so I wouldn't like to speculate.

Easzy88:
Bro. Did you finally do the medicals?

Yes I did. They've been trying my Num and 1 other person but couldn't get through. Our names were to be given to Mr. Chidi this evening for him to send us mails and if we didn't respond to that, case closed.

Thank God I decided to pop in myself. Finished around 5pm

I almost met abodunrinseun. I was with mr Emma when his call came thru.

See y'all in about 2 weeks time.

Buskolo:
Guys having their medicals today how is it going?? Did you guys get a chance to speak with mr. Emmanuel??

Yea I did speak with him. We are the last set to be inducted, hotel might possibly change from the regular place we know. The training length has been reduced from 6 months and August 15 still holds.

He was very encouraging.

kodred:
Ooo I get. Received the call yet? if not, you should call Mr. Emmanuel

No call. I Dont have Mr. Emmanuel's Num but I'm on my way there.

BP don high

kodred:
Just got the platinum call lol. Funny thing is I'm already on my way there. I wasn't gonna let a call deter me lol. Thank you Lord #Godwin

@laboguashi come through with your number eh

Boss, to drop my number here hard for me o.

Easzy88:
No specific time @seun, I will be there in the morning.

@laboguashi
@kodred
I guess u guys will be called today(tuesday)ahead of wednesday. I assure you I am very sure you will be called..

The mr emmanuel sounded very friendly and he knew we were expecting the call cos he started laughing when I shouted "THANK GOD FINALLY"

But if you want to get there, its fine.. I just know one thing, we shall all meet at the induction. Amen!

Amen

kodred:
Mhen no call yet o but me dey March go there. I no fit Shout....right now, my destiny lies in my hand.

Mhen no call yet o but me dey March go there. I no fit Shout....right now, my destiny lies in my hand.

Nice move. I sent you a PM. Let's hook up and go together if possible.

Easzy88
Abodunrinseun

Congrats to u guys.

Kodred how far with u? Did u get d call?

E be like say Na only me and u or only me be nairalanders way remain to get call o.

It is well.

DoubleFaith. Happy viewing. Been seeing u viewing since morning.

No be small thing o. After waiting so long for the call for meds, I hope say person BP go don normal at the point of checking it. I guess it's the usual NB way of doing things in order so make we just try keep calm make BP no go over high.

I'm sure calls will be made 2 Moro too.

Anyone with MR Emmanuel's number can send it via PM since we are on an open site to give him privacy.

Has anyone heard from Mr Chidi too? I miss his mails though.

Kodred
Easzy88
Abodunrinseun

We'll get our calls tomorrow, I'm optimistic.

I greet all the guest(s) who have been viewing this thread since morning o.

Ehimax:
Good morning, am good. Hope u've been called for medicals?

Not yet. Still waiting with my phone by my side.

Ehimax how far? Good morning.