₦airaland Forum

berrystunn:
Can someone that REFUSED to ATTEND OPUTA PANEL when invited talk about justice?
Can someone whose statements are loaded with VIOLENCE assure peace?
Can someone who promised he would ensure that SHARIA LAW gets to all part of the country tolerate people from other religion?
Can someone that asked MUSLIMS TO VOTE ONLY MUSLIM be voted for by other religion?


hope he will handle stubborn OBJ....too

Oputa panel?...who dafaq are they n wah is dier relevance...n boko haram n corrupt politicians don't need words of peace really tho...for Christ sake mehn a faqqin pastor is his running mate...

Dis lady is d real deal...dunno y guys don't lik buhari...naija peepz need a faqqin stick now n again to keep dem in check #NaturallyStubborn...n buhari's track record proves he knows aw to handle stubborn Nigerians...actually lik d fact dah he wants to go after d corrupt ones...gud bye to bad rubbish...back to d point well said @Buhari's wifey

DonphilopusGuy:
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Lol...who can take possession of d community borehole...na to fetch n comot noni...

Dey shuld.burn d bastards dah did dis too a fellow human being...I swear Deres no difference between dis an boko haram...faq shii...hypocritical set of nonsense people

dulaman:
The depth or shallowness of each candidate and his political form is further accentuated in the following joke currently trending in Nigeria’s social media:
1. APC: We will ensure power stability.
1. PDP: Where is Mrs Buhari?
2. APC: We are going to fight corruption
2. PDP: APC tried to hack INEC computers
3. APC: We are going to fight terrorism
3. PDP: Some APC elder statesmen are garage touts
4. APC: We will invest in agriculture
4. PDP: S/South will collapse the economy if Jonathan loses
5. APC: We are going to upgrade standard of education
5. PDP: I will expose failures of our ex heads of state
6. APC: We will curb degradation of environmental pollution
6. PDP: Buhari doesn’t know his phone number.
7. APC: Nigeria’s wealth must be enjoyed by all of us
7. PDP: Buhari put Umaru Dikko inside a crate
8. APC: We will encourage rural development
8. PDP: Buhari cannot use a computer.

Guy ure head dey dere...lol

Nna mehn..fer dis lyf #DeseHoesAintLoyal

My eyes!!!..dey burn!!!...choi....#TheHorror

Gaddam tired of all dis gossip shii...ain't dese niggaz politicians...wen is someone gonna effin tell me bout planned policies or reforms n quit with d whole 'chief ororo refuses to endorse buhari so Jonathan begins to dance shoki'

Choi...if dis is tru...d state of our national defence is in som deep shii...

CaniiiceDim:
This Is How Most Babes Now Use Relationships To Ply Their Trade.
You 'll Love It.
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Tina cuts Ola in,
she feels that instead of always giving Ola fish, she will have to tutor her on how to catch the fish, especially in the neighbourhood.
She now seems to have a great idea.

*TINA: Don't you know that most of the time, when you collect money from these boys and immediately give them congo to shine, you end up losing out on the bigger package?
Relax... There are better ways to do it.

*OLA: Bu..but, they come straight-forward na,, they come asking for it straight,, you know all these boys. They re so blunt.

*TINA: Relax jooor,,, don't be a juu-girl. See eh,, it's just simple. When a guy comes trying to play blunt eh,, just cut him short and let him know that you will have to "Get To Know Him first". That way, ur game would be set. #‎nods_head‬

*OLA: A guy comes asking for osho, you re telling him about getting to know him? #‎bursts_into_lafter‬ Hahahaha

*TINA: Keep on laughing, later you ll be disturbing me to tell you how I get so much money and gifts from my guys.

*OLA: #‎holds_laff‬,,, ok... Okk, sorry,, but you know its complicated nau,,, Any guy you tell that will not agree na,,, they go even apply more pressure,,, You know guys na.

*TINA: Comot there jooor,,, don't you know that it's a way to form DECENT BABE for guys? Once you tell them say you can't hook up with a guy u don't know, they 'll respect you sharp sharp. U no know?

*OLA: Ohhh, So, the whole game is all about appearing as a decent babe to him?

*TINA: Before nko?... You no know before ?
See eehh, runs get level,,, And na smart babes get this format I wan teach you so.
You dey listen?

*OLA: ehee,,, ehee,,, Tell me abeg,, tell me ooO,,,, Ma body don dey hot, hehe

*TINA: Ok.... See eeh,,, When a guy wey you feel say hold some cash, come to toast you unto that congo way na,,, ehee,,, Make you just talk to am as if him don commit one big forbidden crime like that. Make am to know say you no be babe wey him go just start to dey talk to like that,,,, infact, if you fit vex, make u vex wella,,, but eh, no over-do things ooO.

*OLA: Ahh,,,, Ahh,,,, What of if him come lose interest na?

*TINA: Him no fit,,, he go just respect you kpatakpata,,, Those kind guys dey like babes wey them see as decent babes.
And na on top those kind babes them dey spend pass.

*OLA: You don't mean it !!! ... Eehhhee, .... And wetin next ?

*TINA: When you don whine him head finish,,, him go come come down, and start to dey see you unto that level of decent babe wey u don package urself give am ehh,,, Na there work start ooO,,,

*OLA: Wonderful.... Tell me more abeg...

*TINA:: Haaah,,, Ola, you go pay for this lecture ooO,,, hehehe,,, Ok na,,,
After you don on am keep,, him go wan toast you, make you be him girl,,
No try to play Hard-to-Get.
Just gree.
But give am condition say you no go come him house FOR THE FIRST THREE MONTHS OF THE RELATIONSHIP.

*OLA: Hhheeeeeyyyyy !!!,,,,

*TINA: Wetin?.... Na the job be that na,,, If you no put boundaries,,, him go just chop Osho-free, break door comot,,,, So you got to wise up.

*OLA: But how him go dey give you money? As you no dey give am the thing na?

*TINA: Na to give am hope na,,, You be children?
Within the first month, you go just forge one family or school problem wey you get, give am bill.
Na So You Go Dey Give Am Bill Through Out That Three Months ooO,,,, Sooteyy, you go see say him go don spend pass wetin him for spend if to say you give an osho that time, collect money.
You no see say money dey this package pass?
Imagine say you hold like 5 guys for this kind work,,, Your own never better?

*OLA: Ahhhhh,, Tini baebeeyyY !!!... This your runs package na fire ooO,,, O boy!

*TINA: I just dey look you since na,,, you just dey collect change from these boys.
See Tunde, that short guy... Ehee, him never see anything chop ooO,
but him just credit my account with 10k this morning.

*OLA: Huuhhh,,, teeeennn wettiinn?

*TINA: Dey there,,, If you no sabi form decent babe for some Naija guys eeehh,,, Na that time you go see say them stingy die.
But if you just dey package yourself unto the levels of babe wey too dey go evening fellowship for church,, wey no dey like man, and.. and all those good good girls parole eehhh,,, You go see say some guys brain na akamu.

*OLA: BaabbeyyY,,, I dey telllsss yhu,,, Chai,,, See package ooO.
I just dey sleep since oooooOOO

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Guys,
Share your experience, if u can relate with this drama.

Lol...spend money on a bae b4 she grees...who does dah...Rotflmao...#NoGameNiqqas

Princecalm:
1. A guy who loves his girl and think his girl does the same but later finds out she has already fallen for his brothe/friend.
2. You knew he was broke beford you entered in to the relationship but later along the line you told him you are the first child(ada) of your parent and you need to get married just because you found someone rich.
3. She gossip you with her friends how you are not man enough because she has started seeing someone elsewhere.
4. You knew he was not handsome before you entered into the relationship and now you are making him feel like he is the ugliest man on earth.
5. You give a guy false hope that he is dating you not knowing that he is in the friendzone(girl will not kill us o!)

Pained niqqa

Nothing!!!!!!!

Wow...a gud one...civil organisations shuld start doing more of dis kinda stuff geared towards a better 9ja

*gasps*..sounds too gud 2 b tru..*opens new tab n goes straight to Google*

bright007:
Everybody seems to be liking this write up....

well i think its because most of the posters above me schooled in Nigeria. For those that schooled in France like myself, getting first class is all about drinking french wine especially 5 minutes before sitting for an exam

Works here in naija 2...except it's not french wine buh orijin...

GMB 2015!!!

Lolzzzz...only one option niqqa

Baba try in his time...buh na so lyf be...u don't move wit it, it leaves u behind...guys lik Yung6 n olamide n phyno...dey no dey do pure hip hop ni?

Really wishing d best fer dis country.. ...@dose dah say d southern guys up.north should leave...som of dem don't av means to leave n some southerners dere av no oda home...tis easy to make armchair statements lik dah from ure crib in lagos...buh real lyf ain't lik dah...

...dint think dere was a such thing as a male virgin...wonders never cease..

Omo...na to run away sure pass...#Yolo...lyf is 2 short bruv...plenty of fish in d sea

thegoodjoehunt3:
Being a nice guy does not mean the guy is a P***y.

It is a myth girls do not like nice guys. When we are talking about a nice guy, I a talking about someone who respects and treats his lady with care.

*shrugs*...different strokes fer different folks bruv...i.jus gav ma two cents...

thegoodjoehunt3:
I repeat, all those ladies hate nice guys are myths.

How many romance novels or chick flicks have the hero acting rude and badly to a lady?

Ladies keep reading romance novels and watching telemundo despite the guys acting soft and saying things like, MY LIFE WOULD HAVE ENDED IF NOT FOR YOU.

Never said nuffin bout romance bruv...girls lik dah shii...buh Deres a diff between romantic n being p*ss*.... everybody knows wah happens to p*ss*...need I say mor

Well...d only things nyc in dis lyf are mums...n most baes don't wanna date a mum.. ...#JusSaying