spanzed:
mehn I am still finding it hard to believe sum1 can trek that distance...

lordmayor2013:
Newcastle can't have a high mortality like that, go for a clinical assay

Lefty500:

Na lie, how much was the school population then? Imagine 14k fresher add that to the number of stalite, if you see queue you go run. Staying 2hrs + on a queue, e no easy o.

soonest:
Pls don't repeat this elsewhere. It's Escherichia coli

HandOfChukwu: e-coli is a disease, that means you are a disease.

Ohibenemma:
Spot on! Told the policemen so, but they refused to accept it. Their accent was just too slanted for students.
*INDIGO* U skul for Adekunle Michael Jackson? Haven't heard that term for quite a while now.

Ohibenemma: Funny but realistic. Mine happened in January, 2011.
We had graduated december 2010, but had to return to put finishing touches to our projects and submit them. Then, as school was yet to resume, we were only three students in a 16 roomed, all students "face me I face you" hostel - Elites Castle, Akungba. This created the confusion on who would lock the metal door leading to the passage as those who usually ensured that it was locked by 10pm were yet to resume. I retired early, around past 6 (the area was drab and devoid of activity already) or so and locked my own door. Expecting others to lock the main door later, I slept off. I was surprised to hear a bang on my door in my sleep and before I could make any sense of it, a torch was beamed on my face.
'Who be dat?' I growled, wondering who could have the audacity to enter my room uninvited.(I never permitted such over familiarity, not even from other housemates)
'Na your papa get the house, abi?' One of them replied, his tone heavilly accented.
Realisation dawned on me immediately that I had "night visitors".
'We be robbers, na your money we want.' The same voice added aFTER the other person had ordered me to lie face down. 'Where your money?' He asked next, while the second flashed his torch around.
'I no get money,' I replied, spying at them from the corner of my eye. I was trying to ascertain the extent to which they were armed, determined to stand up to them if there was no gun. One of them flashed a torch on the battle axe of the other, but I wasn't scared of that. They had to physically subdue me to successfully batter me with an axe, I told myself.
'You no get money, abi?' One of them said. 'You go get to treat yourself for hospital sha.'
I maintained my earlier stance, while still trying to size them up. I couldn't for everywhere was pitch dark, save for their torch flashes. Resigned to fate, I hoped they won't find the over 17k I had withdrawn the previous day to make some purchases, but continued arguing with them. One of them even kicked me at a point, making me wish for just a flash of light from PHCN. Then, they picked my slim Nokia Express Music which was still in vogue then and were about leaving when my next house neighbour, a fellow edolite, called my 2nd phone.(He'd wanted to inform me of the presence of robbers in the area, but was too late). They added the phone too and went out after hinting on my miserliness. Ten minutes later, I heard many voices enter my house - other students and policemen who had been alerted. It was too late. I looked around. Everything still seemed intact, television, DVD and CD player. Happy that only my phones were gone, I got up from the rug and made for my jean trouser in which my wallet was. I opened the wallet, but alas! It was empty. Now feeling very bad, I checked my table and met the thirty naira there gone too. Other items gone included a gold necklace of about 10k, my roll on, perfume, glasses and even my toothpaste. The only other room robbed belonged to PD STUDENT. He had only 70 naira, but they went away with his two new jean trousers and shirts with which he had hoped to announce his entry into 100level when school resumed.
We went with the policemen to the police station to write our statements...an exercise in futility, especially as we had to trek home.

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