₦airaland Forum

Pakute:
Naso.. Make we do tribal for online and nack each other for closets. FFK nack Bianca, if Pakute sef follow nack Rosa, na democracy.

Na knacking make the Yorubas wey get around me dey buy houses for Igbo fair girls for Abuja.

But I no say your level never reach that one

Pakute:
Abeg rest. u no get talk.

Coward,are you getting tired?

Pakute:
Don't you ever put Yoruba & ibo in same sentence. One has produced a President & VP , the other one is still day dreaming. Abeg, know your level.

Yet, una still dey mine skull while aboki dey chop food from Igbo man dustbin?

Remember say Lagos na no man's land.
Even C of O no dey reach anybody hand.

Pakute:
Wetin carry fucck enter this one nau, you dey on heat?.
You no say Yoruba man no dey waste time.

Suegbe!
Show Yoruba man small flesh and e go empty in bank account.I dey supply big big breast oooo.
But I go reserve them for my friends wey dey about to live state rep into federal rep.

Money wey me go chop from Yoruba,you no go see am chop.I be Omo Igbo wey dey chop Yoruba money

You can only rant here.
Shebi na for this FCT.Owambe clothes na every week!


Na mumu dey do tribal politics wey no go give am shishi

Pakute:
O shey lady pímp!
I don finish this babe today, make i pity u.

Weakling.A Yoruba man's sickness.
Hope say you no dey chop vegetable first before you _4ck?

chiefoga:
It’s these people that some miscreants want to run dis country, tufiakwa.

They don’t even hold their home in high regard, that’s why they are always insulting other people’s home state where they scavenge like cockroaches.

Ehnnnn!
Let it be.
So you call Nigeria country?
Nigeria belongs to the fulanis.
Anybody that's not Fulani in aso rock,na still refugee.

Weda you be Igbo or Yoruba.

Pakute:
Na una be cannibal na, na una sabi how human barbeque dey taste so.

Just the way una chop those policemen blokos during end SARS?!

ScamHunter:
Last time was when I went to Ikoyi to pick my daughter's passport a couple of years ago. It rained heavily and it was horrible on the island. The city practically needs amphibious vehicles during rainy seasons. We got back to the hotel sometime around past 1.00 AM. Lagos is practically a dump when you're trapped at the wrong place.

Little wonder.
It's worst.Especially during this raining season.
You don't want to be on the island as it is.
Even in majority of the Estates, I can't jog after it rains.Water everywhere,it's not like Abuja estates.

Pakute:
It is rotten already, Anambra ti baje but una mumu never do.
https://www.nairaland.com/7174877/epidemic-looms-refuse-overruns-anambra

Ondo to baje, but your own mumu just enter gear 5.

Pakute:
Better than mining pussy.

But una still dey follow us mine the pussy na.
Yorubas dey sell TOTO na.Is it not "obo" again.A very common delicacy in your shrines.

ScamHunter:
You're very correct. I once lived in Lagos and it was a good experience. Almost as good as living in a decent city like Enugu. If you must enjoy Lagos, avoid where the crowd and the locals are. The places you won't find them are the estates. Also Target an estate close to a major highway or expressway. Also target an estate where you'd be moving in an opposite direction from where most people are heading. This means that when they're going to work, you'd be driving the other way with lower traffic, same as when they're coming back. That's the way to keep down the stress and live a minimal decent life.

Please when was the last time you came to Lagos?

chiefoga:
You stay in abuja pumping money there while your home state rot and erode into oblivion

Let it rot, along with the cesspit.

Pakute:
So, as u don make plenty mouth finish, you no sabi any politician. I dey even dey think say na ya papa house, Dangote dey come chop food. omo ale. send me a pm.

Na me and you dey Eagle square abi?
Na me go introduce you.Na politicians wey your people dey bow for I dey pursue.

Parachoko:
See this mugu

I have 6 house in Lekki

May Almighty Allah give you more.

Same way my Igbos are buying more houses.Na still all of us go dey endure the stench.

Pakute:
So, there's no money in Anambra?. Lol. Is that the reason they are stealing pots of soup in Alaigbo?
You wan catch trap, you no dey fear?

Same reason una dey mine skull for Ibadan.

Pakute:
Yoruba package & market am?, Lol.. Na Yoruba get the 2×2 una dey sell am abi those houses una turn to drug factories where una dey mix drugs belong to Yoruba. I still dey find one ibo person wey no dey lie.

To lie is another business strategy.
I'm sure you're typing with a Chinese phone.
I remember those child hood years my father office na '2 by 2' in Idumota,then he had a big warehouse in Coker,Orile then.

I would visit him with my friends,many of which are Yorubas.Those longathroat brats keep begging we stop at my father's office because of money he usually dash us.

Your hatred no do me anything.You are just a political rif RAF.If I tell you to introduce me to one Yoruba politician now,you no go give me anybody.Na noise una dey make here.

Abeg gettout!

Nukilia:
Nobody is forcing you to stay in Lagos

Did I tell you that I stay in Lagos?

Pakute:
You be from Anambra but your family are scattered in Lagos, yet Lagos stinks, Lol.. Eran Ogun.

We are making money na.
Even inside your Lagoon,I don't mind making money there.Igbos don't like poverty.Thats more reason why even in your father's house,we will still make money there.
Pakute,if I catch you, I'm ready to sell you for money!

Simplythebest:
Ur bullion Van Master. Better leave Obi alone for Nigeria youths. Am sure u are enjoying ur own share of the bullion Van

This PETER obi will not win.
That man will block things.Let Tinubu or Atiku win, those ones are theives.There are businesses that strive on heavy corruption.

Omo,every week na owambe for ABUJA.
Owooooooo!Owo!!Owo!!!
Dollars everywhere!

Pakute:
Na same thing we dey talk na. Import substandard drugs from China, then package dem inside original drug packs of licensed brands. Be proud of yourselves, oh ye assassins!

You made money from illegal business, no be new thing.. no bi una dey traffick una sister for olosho work. Let's make money anyhow my dear, nothing dey happen.

I'm proud of it na.
Igbo man import am,Yoruba package and market am, Hausa catch us collect bribe.atleast we still dey see money buy cement build house.

Wetin concern agbero with load.

That's Nigeria.Why you dey cry?

Parachoko:
You're just saying nonsense. You're not making sense.

Is no one's fault you stayed in a ghetto when you visited Lagos.

Know this and have peace of mind.

Who be this mumu?
Make me and you dey follow talk about Lagos,where I have a house.

O ri e o ti baje!
Mtchewww!

guobe:
yes Abuja is lovely and well organised with fantastic road network.

Yea it is,I love the serenity.
But, it's not really good for business.The only one can easily break the jinx is if one has connect to other northern States.

Hausa/Fulani can buy things.In business,I like them.

NoQualmz:
Just like Anambra is!

The only diff is that Lagos is still the commercial capital of Nigeria but has one of the worst and decaying infrastructures even with it’s high GDP and revenue generated

I'm really not a fan of Nigeria and all that it entails.Anambra is my State, I'm also not really taken by it.
Me no just like the country.
I just want to make money and live a better life anywhere with my family.

Pakute:
Abi o. Even when Buhari banned about 20 items from importation, una still find a way to circumvent the process and frustrate the policy. Una dey cry say dollar don scare but na still your ibo brothers dey use dollar dey import tooth picks. But olofo like u dey blame buhari. Na una kill our economy.

Oga even the the drugs wey you dey take alongate your 'pichikum' in between your legs,na Igbo man dey import am.

Give us credit.

Nigeria is our dumping ground.And I pray it never stops.

During lockdown I made millions selling expired hand sanitizer to your government,and they knew God punish una!Wetin concern me concern Nigeria.
Mtchew

Assetinvestor:
I'm ready for the bastards!

It shall never be well with any soul supporting a disaster to rule Nigerians. Haven't 200 million people suffered enough? Why worsen their already terrible situation by bringing a plague upon them?

I repeat, it shall never be well with those souls trying to foist a fossil on Nigerians because of ethnocentrism or cronyism.

Nna just make money to move your family outta the cesspit.

I dedicate this year for it.If not for matrimony arrangements,I for don Japa.

guobe:
Lagos has always been a stinking state from time in memorial.when my cousin came from Lagos for the first time to live with us he was also stinking like Lagis too but now the guy don fresh.

Lagos stinks no caps

I was born and bred in Lagos, infact I was born in Surulere,then moved to Ikeja, back to festac then to lekki.


Na lekki I hate pass.Very useless place.Although I no longer base in Lagos but my family trees are scattered there.

Anybody that wants to enjoy his money should move to FCT.

Pakute:
Do we expect anything less from you, no be una contrive to waste Dora Akunyili when she was fighting drug cartel of her kinsmen.
No be una turn Nigeria to China dumping ground, even Obi wan continue to dey sell us to China. ibo wayo sense.

Yet you dey use Chinese products for ya house.

Suegbe!

Parachoko:
You stayed in a ghetto when you visit Lagos, and you wan use your wailing kill us for wetin no concern us.

Mtchew!

Lagos wey even agbero wey know street dey banana island.
What's so special?

All these ekuke sef.

Una no get money ,una dey drag Lagos.

GreyLaw:
But not everywhere is like that in Lagos. Humans live in Ikoyi, Victoria Island, Lekki Phase one, Alausa, Magodo, Banana Island, etc. Yes, there are slums in Lagos (a lot of slums) but there are still cool areas.

The government have robbed the people blind, but there are still cozy areas.

I think Magodo is best
But my brother was saying just yesterday that there's a court case for houses around there,one might end up having issues.
(He keeps buying lands in ajar).
Although I have never spend time in banana island.Nevwr been there,and I'm sure is damn good.
My brother cancel lekki abeg
Majority treat their water.I remember years back when I lived around admiralty, we buy water from tanks to fill up GP tanks.

The only thing I enjoyed then is the catfish I catch during raining season back then.There was this German man that was living in the next compound,I remember.The guy asked me to come over he wants to show me something.I got to his well looking very black, smelly but if you see the kind eja aro wey full there.Omooooooo!!!

I chop finish soteeeeeee e be like say I dey shit am live.BIG FISH.ONE Fisg HEAD THEN DEY COVER WASHING HAND BOWL.

Lagos stinks to high heaven.

And it gets worst even on the island.

The water stinks,I no dey fit use am brush teeth or drink tea.

I don't even want to talk about how the gutters smells... Omo.

Anytime I come to Lagos,I feel sick!

Person go carry 80 million buy rubbish say na house?!? Then dey buy air freshener as if na everywhere be toilet for house.E no better to use the money go Asaba go buy correct house?!New house go dey smell like where rat die,you gats to keep the AC running like 247 to control odour,then pay nepa 80k monthly for recharge.

The water own vex me pass.Even when treated,i feel it's still dirty.E go dey itch me.

My hols remain small.

I really wanted PETER obi and Osibanjo to lose.
I'm an Igbo lady.

I prefer Nigeria to continue deteriorating...
Let it self destruct.

I hate Nigeria.I don't wish anything good for it.Sorry.

What do you expect.The state is overwhelmed.