₦airaland Forum

capetownboyz:
lol Omoase .. de catch ur cruise de go .. me don leave u waka go .. Nairaland’s grandma since 2005.. Oya come collect award your best achievement.head slammer .

Na great grandma I be here don't be silly!

capetownboyz:
Rubbish take your tales by moonlight elsewhere.. lock your sibling at home .. imagine choking on free cake lol.. am sure if she ate a pinch such might not have happened ..

See am.
Na that ya small blokus I won squeeze comot pus wey full inside.

Ewure!

capetownboyz:
wo shift u no get talk again .. mtchewww

I still stand o.

Just that your come backs too weak,I dey read am like novel.
I'm not challenged,I dey like come backs wey dey terrible.

Abeg shift jare!You no reach.For my side,na bathroom slippers you be.

capetownboyz:
see give me better hard line ..your mention don de weak ..na craze worry you enter market ba ..see na to reason you better slap remain like this ..make u de run ur mouth with keyboard ba ..no go house go take care of that your long throat sibling ..ebina oshi .

See as you dey vex.
Na that your small blokus I won squeeze

Gandollar:
Fire on baby girl!

Peace was never an option!

The guy no get sense.

capetownboyz:
lol if I start na you go run ooo I swear anyways I get better things to do ..longer throat family ..funny enough the rest didn’t get such vibe except your sis ..Ebina oloruburuku..her mum couldn’t feed her enough she was hitting hard on every cake that comes way ..lmao omo werey..tinubu family drug laden bastards.

If I catch you eh,I go use hand squeeze that ya small blokus comot that excess pus wey full inside
Stu'pid boy!
You fit even afford drugs sef?!
Na your type dey wear tapolin say na boxers.

Gandollar:
Lawd!

That guy think say him dey talk to indomie I'll livered nairaland girls.

Me be ogbologbo for here since 2005.

Gandollar:
Are you sure you are not talking about Tinubu?

My sister I tire oooo.

capetownboyz:
werey omo .. you just saying gibberish words .better go back to school and take your sibling along with you .. shows how useless you are .no respect lol .. anyways be last mention to you .. fix your brain also take out time to school your sibling .. bo everything you see for party you go open mouth de chop .. well Bleep off now !!!!

Offpoint!!!
You don dey lu Le, keep mis yearning.Seems you no get talk again.

I'm sure you're hungry.Poverty kill you there!

My baby sister is fine. And still winning.

Greateful she doesn't spread her legs like your sisters

Lol...

It's so painful until we find ourselves in that shoe.

This is exactly my prayer point

capetownboyz:
cheap Jab.. no one mentioned money here but cheap prostitute like you did ..what was in question was your cheapass sibling who couldn’t control her urge but ended up choking on drugs due to her long throat ..y’all have the guts to blame the celebrant cause u never been to parties where such happens right ..better keep that ur kids at home trying to form woke ..parties are not for kids and cheap bastard like you ..

Hehehe!
Blah blah blah
Cheap is an overstatement when it comes to the wh.ore littered in ya añcestry!
Keep bleating like a he-goat.
Broke ass moth'erfucker, ya parties are ONLY limited to grown ups.

so you wey no get sense like this na grown up you thin say you be?!ORUE!

You just dey talk like -fool!
Ogun kill you there.
Read wetin you write there again weda sense dey inside.Bastard!

capetownboyz:
stupid girl … lol u wish I was broke and Poor like ur kid sis and entire family .. bleeped up family .. cheap ass nonentity boasting on a penny .. u very stupid talking about finances lol .. maybe it best you upload your statement and that of her broke mum .. useless fools .don’t worry don’t look out for that little she might choke on another drugs due to her longer throat … no class .

Mtchew!
Church rat!
Ur fams get money yet ya papa no fit afford condom or abortion pills for ya malee to flush you?!?

Eranko oshi!

bukky1994:
close mouth, who asked you?

Wetin concern you?
Se u wom carry eleru wey no be your own?

capetownboyz:
more like hunger de worry ur kid sis .. am sure she ate so much than required due to long throat .. anyways hope she gets better ..

Unfortunately for you,my lineage is not tormented by poverty like where you came from.
Her monthly salary alone in doillette Nigeria as a chartered accountant at age 25 ,I'm sure, a tiny percentage is enough for your kinswomen spread their stinky p$ussy like japanese hand fan for men.

Hello Nairalanders,

This topic is fueled by a recent happening that threw me and my family off balance.Last weekend, there was an emergency at home,and then by the time my brother got to the hospital,my kid sister was already in the emergency ward.

The neighbors explained she was screaming and calling for help.

They had to break in, like break in with tools on a security door to get her out.

Medical diagnosis showed hard drugs in her system.

How come?

Everything was flushed and then the doctor began to question what she took.She said cookies.
Where you buy am madam?

She said she ate it in a party.

After further investigation involving security personnel, we found out the cookies shared in the party was prepared with drugs.
The celebrant provided the drugs and the Baker did the job.

Some of you bakers should be very careful!

Like WTF!!!

Small madam, you no no say drugs dey the cookies?

She said she wasn't aware as she ate it a lot.Cuddled and questioned her privately to tell me the truth,with tears she stucked to her guns.Said she didn't know.

No thanks to the fact she has sweet tooth!

First of all,the idiot paid back the money for her hospital bills and trust me, the money big.She was rushed to a very expensive elitist hospital.When I heard the bills me sef be one ask weda na kidney transplant them do?

It's either he pays or the Estate's CSO pays his HR a visit, the celebrant works in a very reputable international company.

Please ladies and gents,be careful of what you eat at parties, especially pastries and cakes.

Na the matter my siblings dey currently on top.
Some group of boys are cooling off in cell.'boys' over 30

My baby sister and friends ate some cookies at a party,and she came home and started behaving strange.Luckily some neighbors broke in through the kitchen and rushed her to the hospital.


Her system was flushed.

The doctors report revealed substance intake.She was drilled and then she said she ate cookies.

O boy!My elder brother had to contact his friend who is a DSS.

Long story short, it was pre meditated.The cookies was made by a baker and paid to add exactly what she did by the celebrant.

Celebrant is even a matured guy.Well paid.Even if he has some guests who like stuffs like that, he should have made it know to others.

Sadly, it's a friend's boyfriend's party and the biitch is aware the cookies were baked with drugs.She get luck say I no dey around,I for beat her like thief, before calling her elder sister who is a childhood friend.

Why will you throw a party with drug spiced cookies served to unknowing guests?What other things were spiced with drugs?

And my baby sis is sweet toothed and ate so much of it.

The parents of the boy are already in touch.They are so remorseful and disappointed.

PumpumPrince:

U are a iliarate...period.loookat u again now bragging u have Peter 0bi direct phone nomba.trying to impress me coz am a Londoner from London ain't gonna walk..try harder. How can Nigeria ever move forward when the country is full of lie people like..SHAME ON U SIR!!(no oofencse)

Mtchew!
Ode

No matter who wins self, Nigeria is a very useless country.The rot is deep rooted and beyond repair.No matter how good the next president is, it will take years to start seeing major improvement, especially with the backward North.

Country wey dey campaign for criminals and terrorists enter power.

Nigeria need major foundational overhaul.

This election is between Atiku and Obi.Either way, it's a win for the Igbos.


Tinubu will never win

PumpumPrince:
helo. please forget that iltracy obi ..please can we quickly talk aboutsexx for few moment but please keeepit clean!!(no oofensece)

Stop pretending to be who you're not, think of your own SIG.
I have the real person's contact on my phone for over 10 years now.

All this silly new generation nairalanders sef wey their small preek still dey shack.

obaaderemi:
I guessed so too. Especially places like Benue, Plateau and southern kaduna. But we can't rule out APC and PDP money sharing as a factor once election is close, or even on election day.

That one dey na.
Me sef dey secretly do anti party as I'm a card carrying member of PDP and I need the cash.But I will vote Obi,even though I still attend PDP meeting.

Frigga13:
You’re in an idoma village and believe because they Catholics ..Beune state will now vote Obi

Your eyes go clear in that village ..

Idoma are minorities in Benue with one senatorial zone

And what happened to egede and Tiv make idoma first govern Benue state

No Nasarawa vote is based on security.. they North is pushing Atiku based on security

Reason why the north is quing behind Atiku

Which security will an igboman provide for northern Nigeria

Una no Dey use Una sense walahi

Just ranting

Which place is Nasarawa is insecure

Where in kaduna .. out of the 51 tribes .. are singing Obi’s name ..

Una go just the assume ..

I no Dey assume ..
North is my home and I vist every part of North I every two weeks

Tell me what’s happening in akwaibom and I won’t argue

Not what’s happening in the north


Go and shout Obi at makurdi.. you dey idoma village on visit and believe Catholics are voting Obi

Stop
Spreading false propaganda

Nigerians are wiser than IPOB bingos and obi cretians

Power to the people

I don't have time to read your jargons.

It's all in your head.

obaaderemi:
So you are saying Obi might even lose in the middle belt. In that case he can only win in the east and Niger Delta. Going by your logic.

Obi will not lose in Benue AT ALL!
I dey village right now,and these drunks around dey sing him praise.This people are Catholics, especially the idoma tribes and their pastors and priest are influencing them greatly.A priest is presently being favoured to rule despite he is in APC!

BENUE state is Obi followed by Atiku.
Nassarawa votes just like Kaduna will be voted based on insecurity/ and religion.

I can't speak for kogi.

Niger votes will be fucki,Ng shared as well.

Kwara is shared majorly between Tinubu and Atiku and I can bet my money on Atiku.

Frigga13:
Where in the north are arewa christian routing for Obi

Tell us ..

You igbos don’t understand anything .. Una go just sit for Una south dey yarn dust..

Egon in Nasarawa are majority Christian mixed with igbo tribe over the years are divided btwn Atiku and Obi

What happen Northern. Nasarawa .. do not be decieved by media ..

Nasarawa is between Apc and Pdp..

Not be internet noise

And where in idoma land they carry Obi for head

Infact Na dia Apc candinate the carry for Head

Have you been to idoma land before ?

I’m in chikun local government.. southern kaduna as I type and will soon be enroute to Abuja ..
Where is the hype in southern kaduna .. your friends told you.. there’s a Obi bill board by igbos in sabo.. chikun road and that’s all in kaduna state mounted by igbos in sabo..

Which tribe in southern kaduna and sokapu is hunting for obi out of the 51 tribes in s. Kaduna ?

Northern kaduna is totally locked down for Atiku
From makrafi plaza to Kawo Nandi is Atiku

No be hear say..

Vist A makurdi and feel it live .. no social media

Reason why Obi cretians will cry more


Power to the people
North 2023

This mumu think say na only him dey Waka for North.Make I come follow you dey make noise for NL.

You have your own observations,I gat mine too.Rest!
The game is about to change.
Atiku is popular,no denial.
But even if he wins,as I'm also a realist, it will be a tough one because of obi factor and not tinubu.

Once again rest, I still dey collect PDP money dey put for my business.

I'm currently in Benue for my husband's uncle burial

Even the drunks here knows peter obi

Benue is dusted for obi,then Atiku.

The Idomas self carry obi for head like Edo people.My observations recently, many rev fathers from the MB are mostly from Benue.My parish alone sef a huge percentage registered like kilode, with the help of an idoma priest.

Nassarawa christians are going for obi as well.

I really don't know the voting patterns for the kogis, bet a split between tinubu/ Atiku and Then some percentage for Obi.

Kwara definitely is tinubu and Atiku with a small minority for Obi.

Now, from the facts I have from grassroots folks, northern christians are rooting for Obi massively, only political jobbers who are in for the money are campaigning for Atiku.Them no dey hear Tinubu at all, infact some don't even see him as a candidate that will live long enough to rule.So the reality of shetimma becoming president by natural disaster dey fear them

Even the PDP northern christians self dey fear wetin go happen if APC win.

Majority of Jos folks are obi and Atiku.But, then money factor may play here because it's presently a poor state with nothing meaningful in terms of development.Religion and money factor will play a huge role here.

Thing is churches in the North are out to make sure a Christian wins.Truth is, northern christians are voting based on religion and hardship/ insecurity they are facing.This Deborah issues is still lingering in their lips,they keep talking about it.

I no even want talk about southern Kaduna.Majority of my friends are from there, na them dey vex pass.

Kaduna people were sleeping in registration centres just to get registered

I'm a card carrying member of PDP, my fellow comrades don dey see small small change but, I'm just too reluctant to campaign for them.

Atiku is just a reminder to the born to rule nature of the fulanis,hence my no zeal to campaign for him.Again the gbagis and bwaris I mingle with are not happy with the way their lands/political roles are being snatched by Northerners,and so I will campaign and vote for Obi.

BeardGangJnr1:
If u drag wit pigs � � they tend to take u down the gutters where they dwell....Adios puta
Dirty fugly pillock

Drag with pigs ke, when I joined you in a mud.
You first class downtrodden son of a demented Bleep'tard!

Adieu

BeardGangJnr1:
Windbag....why's yo argument centered about yo mother...?? What a reprobate
I won't insult yo mom shaaa....I was raised different....!

Naa you weren't raised differently.
It's an affirmation to 'what' she really is for raising a dingbat for a son

Chai!

Abeg i no won laugh I just overfed

Why i watch am,God!

Water dey comot from my eyes

This rechargeable lamp?
Una go just carry person wey him bladder don weak dey parade as president.