₦airaland Forum

Man must wack pastors

post=114807240:
All the best to the citizens of Osun State.

A better Nigeria is all we want at [b][/b].

Final Results still loading.........

Each Local Government Results

You want a better Nigeria and you're supporting an old,sick man?

Keep lying to yourself.

Totilopussylick:
I am in Germany.

To be honest with Nigerians, Europe is not easy.

(1) Racism

(2) No English

(3) the weather etc.

Enroll yourself to learn the language.
It's not really hard if you put your mind to it.My friends in Germany learnt and passed it in less than 3 years.

Very healthy.

I encourage women to do that too...but many Nigeria ladies who are sexually active are just hypocrite.Learn to get your own condom, you don't have to let the man ALWAYS be the one bringing the condom.

There are condoms that may not tally with your vagina wants,some condoms can actually make your puzzy smell badly.Some are not durable enough,and can have a tear.

Again be the one to wear the man the condom.Some guys are very dubious.
I caught my ex on two occasions trying to use his nails tear the tip of the CD,all in a bid to get me pregnant so I no go look another man.BE WISE!

Buy your own _fucking condom no be everything man go buy for you.

On a flipside it may send a wrong message to premature guys that you are loose.
"Oh,is that Durex,em I actually like Carex and I be got mine in my bag."Simple!
Once you notice any guy with that mentality,drop am.Na those kind guys dey stress person for relationship,infact,once he says anything negative about your own condom, wear ya clothe,carry ya bag and move.

No time.


Make him use him own mouth give him own D Mouth Gig.

Chai
I see nl pickle -pree-ked teenagers screwing their beds with this pics this night.

If Igbo woman snatch my hubby, I will fight.
Yoruba, I go fight
Hausa I will fight

If na Ebira, I go jejely give her certificate of return alongside freshly cooked peppersoup to encourage her say I no won fight.

I no go fit die before my time.

Hakeem3:
Na yoluba boi na. Wetin u expect ?

Hakeem you no be Yoruba guy?

Sholaco:
hehehe we understand..them no give Igbo

An average igno drug dealer get money pass CJN.Wetin concern Omo nna with white wig?

Ok...
Who cares?!!!!!
Them dey do roll call during mass for those wey no come na.

Catholic church no dey do poster and crusade.We no dey hustle for members.

Ave Maria...

Lol....


See the personality of people sending others to prison in Nigeria, including innocent victims.

Cesspit!

Lanretoye:
my dear those people started from scratch and they might not have found their way to that top as easy,you should stop to dey encourage mediocrity either...with his certificate and all,where has he gotten him self?

LoL.
We dey Nigeria.
Certificate self no help me, the illegality of the system encourages corruption and impunity.Dont mind me jare,me self dey enjoy the corruption this grannies put us into.

Na mumu dey believe say Naija go better.

Lanretoye:
Na your own problem be this one instead of to work hard to be a person in life,na u dey carry buhari age,tinubu age,new cjn age for head...leave distractions out of your prosperity abeg.

Stop to dey encourage impunity.

Mmmm.

Social media marriages.
I have Facebook friends that 'ooooh' and 'lalahaaaaaa' about their marriages online.
But I know say them dey hear nwheeeeen!
It's very easy to detect when such marriages is in trouble because soon enough na motivational marriage lamentations them go start to post again...

For those ones like us wey no dey post when oga buy lingerie for us, e come be like say we no get problem gaaannnn.

I hardly post my life on Facebook,infact I post at least once or twice a month after which I edit to "Only me".
Sometimes I go just upload pictures of abstract things or my partner's leg

Na my exs them dey view the update tire ( them won compare ), or my friends who wants to know how farr I don go for my gad damned life!
But my man is a very _fucking good-looking,nice, good hearted,calm headed, big veiny preeek-ed, Alpha.

That's one of the major criteria of winning an election in Nigeria.

On Tinubus old,wrinkled manhood mandate I stand!

Sergio101:
The op is only trying to create problem between two southern tribe.


All this Aboki sef

You saw it!
Smart, you're very smart.

thebosstrevor1:
Tinubu is not from my tribe.

Some section of the country, hate him because they hate yoruba people.

They won't tell you.

Why is it that during the endsar protest, this same man was the main target of the evils of the endsar protesters.

Now that he is contesting, he is also the victim of hate from another section of the country because they have their own candidate

A clever way of making both tribe slug it out to favor the North.

You kettle and _ballz washing _preek!

Sleekfingers:
Some people just like to dey deceive themselves.......

I can bet with everything in this world, that peter obi can never be our president in 2023...... Tinubu is our next president.....

Can peeter obo win in the southwest? No......
Can peter obi win in rivers , Benue , kano, Kaduna , Kogi, Katsina, kebbi, sokoto, taraba, adamawa, gombe, borno, yobe, plateau, kwara? As a matter of fact, can he win in the north.........awon confused people

Elede!
But Tinubu can win the aforementioned.
Suffer kill ya lineage there!

yemmit90:
So many, the worse of them all is disruption of sex.

Yea,you can say that again.
Especially early morning _$ex,that's the exact time they love to wake up.

jumper524:
people like una take style wicked. The way you take analyze am ehhn, person when never go lagos go think say e bad reach that level.

For some places he worst.

Beejayy20:
i mean your pig mother from dump refuse called aba

At least my mother is edible enough.
Your cockroach of a mother stinks to high heavens.

Hope she isn't practicing witchcraft like majority of old Yoruba women.

chiefoga:
Tinubu didn’t steal Nigeria's money, Buhari has been the most prudent president we’ve had in Nigeria compared to others.


Of course you support thieves, drug dealers and cannibals. Jonathan’s thievery will never be enough in your eyes, imagine how much thieving you would demand from Peter Obi.

I hope other tribes are seeing this and seeing the nature of Osus, be careful who you support or they will use pall our money to buy bra and pata finish

Yes,na my papa and your papa thief am.
Agbaya!
See afonja calling other OSU.
Tribe wey dey use bucket shiit for kitchen.
Oruee!

Golan007:
Taa.

Getat.

No Lagos born used base in...fact.

Maybe you were selling wares at Orile after coming in from Nnewi.

Alcatraz007, you know as e dey be for me and you.You go soon deactivate again.

Beejayy20:
says by a pig from abia

So your mother is a pig from abia?

Pakute:
I no fit carry house dash anybody ontop toto. The way we men estimate hoe value different from each other. If na because of house, you no wan give me knack, you better waka siwaju, u hear me so?

Dey go na.
Yoruba mega men wey dey throw houses eferywear never finish.

I want Tinubu to win so e go enter double sef.An average Yoruba man like yansh like kilode,and if na Igbo yansh them dey lose guard,if she come get big breast wey yellow like pawpaw,then big yansh and thighs, them go drop sense for ground.

ogbuefi677:
You prepare for Monsurudeen them well oo

I no dey prepare for them oooo
I don Waka well for Yoruba land so I know them in and out.

I don't even know much about ANAMBRA STATE the way I know Yoruba land.From the highest down to their local Ifa,I don sit down with them.
Abeg leave this nairaland urchins jare.

Now,what's the worst you have ever suffered from this little humans,kids!Your kids or someone's.
I love children so much,so I like being around them.And no thanks to the way I spoil them with sugary stuffs (I have sweet tooth myself so I buy loads of sugary stuffs every now and then).I love those innocent faces and laughs and childish talks and mutters, especially those ones still in their still- trying - to - talk - stages.

I sat close to a family last Sunday and the little girl of say a year plus screamed at her dad who left his sit, "Honey come back!"
The uproar of laughter was delightful.

Let's get to that point when they are annoying.You just want to spank them hard on their butt!

So I and my little nephew was joke playing.He is like 3.And then I slept off

Woke up much later, heard some noise in the toilet.The speed was no longer needed.He was busy washing my phone in a bucket of soaked bedspread.
He just look at me as I slumped down in exasperation,smiled and continued.

The phone was on vibration only, maybe it's his own way of making it stop.

Share yours.

Pakute:
One of my guy wan try am, I borrow am sense. Politicians feel dey buy you house ontop awoof money but for sharp guys, u no go fit open shop ontop our head.. Na you go carry that toto come give us chop. fact!

Na lie!
You no get money reach that level.
Story

People wey get money dey dash houses like peanuts.
Mtchew!

chiefoga:
I disagree. Fulani don’t own the oyel wells, the sitting government does. If not, then explain where and how Goodluck Jonathan acquired his wealth, the man grew up poor with no shoes to go to school

And how did Tinubu and buhari got theirs?Even with shoes didn't they steal you blind?

Keep deceiving yourselves.

Jonathan sef is a fool,he didn't steal well the way I expected.If not for his wife, him for dey look like mumu for aso rock.

I expected him to steal more than abacha.

chiefoga:
I disagree, Nigeria definitely does not belong to Fulani, Nigeria does not belong to any tribe. Nigeria belongs to Shell, Chevron, Mobil, and BP

Now,that's a flip side to this argument.
But who owns the OYEL wells again?

Nigeria is exclusively for the fulanis.

Pakute:
Buy you a house in Abuja?.. Your hoe value never reach.

LMAO!
Hmmm...wetin your fellow Yorubas wey owe dey dash small girls for here.

I no you don't have money.The MEN wey get money no dey too type.Your energy for typing na that of local hustling

Orisirisi

Pakute:
You're making the biggest mistakes of your life.
All land within Lagos belongs to State Government and can do with it as she pleases. Magodo phase 11 should have taught you a lesson.

No,it hasn't.
It taught the buyers from all tribes lessons.
Yorubas are not left out.