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He should pray that God should touch his wife.He should make sure he fasts fervently and midnight prayers should be adopted till the wife changes.

" Breaking up is never easy I know but I have to go, knowing me , knowing you is the best I can do!"

"The winner takes it all,the loser has to fall.Its simple and it's plain,WHY SHOULD I COMPLAIN...The game is on again,a lover or a friend......"

"See that girl,watch that scene ,dig in the dancing queen"

" There were something in the air that night,the stars were bright Fernando,and there were shining there for me and you,for liberty Fernando."


"One of us is crying, one of us is lying
In a lonely bed
Staring at the ceiling
Wishing she was somewhere else instead..."

"Don't go wasting your emotions,lay all your love on me"


"Mama Mia,here I go again ,my my how can I resist you?"

"Money, money, money
Must be funny
In the rich man's world
Money, money, money
Always sunny
In the rich man's world
Aha
All the things I could do
If I had a little money
It's a rich man's world
It's a rich man's world"

Omo,this is painful

GoLEarn:
So looking for hope at the end of tunnel is now a sin?

Should the trend continue like this?
How dare you speak so vile against a country just because of your own personal gain.


If anything is bad, does that mean the people should not strike for ways to make this country better and desirable to live in?
Do you not have a conscience at all?

Conscience?!
I'm striving to feed myself and family in one of the worst country in human history and you want me to have conscience?

Look, I'm Igbo.
Peter Obi will surely mess up a lot of our businesses.Let him allow the crooked ones rule please.

Peter Obi can never ever be the president of Nigeria.He should channel his frustrations somewhere else.

Nigeria is a dilapidated state that will never work.Lol!Talk about throwing a magic wand to reverse a taboo.Is he ok?!

One major characteristic that defines Nigeria is bad leadership,that's it's merit and it's pretty much working for me.

So much money doing illegit business.Now, that's the way I want it to remain.

Make him go rest abeg.

Venomous snake, DEFINITELY!

You have this number of shoes yet you can't fix a good door?

Who still keeps a wooden door in this present naija?
Look at the baby shoes

Oga, you should stop living like a bachelor.You are taking risks as if you're not a family.When you make decisions,you must first put the safety of your family first.

Looks like a wardrobe,can't tell.
Omo which kind room be this?!

Vinnie2000:
Lol, i agree with only the LAST PART of ur comment!
Really, too many Diccks intake is bad for a lady!

If we don't take it,how then will you exercise your di'ck?!huh?!

Now you get to blame us for helping you all increase your dwindling life span, also decreasing your prostrate issues?

I think your womanizing should increase,we are not complaining about our body counts.To serve your di'cks is now a top priority for us.

Vinnie2000:
Body count is applicable ONLY TO FEMALES!
A man NEVER has a body count even if he has fvcked more dan 50 ladies.
When a lady fuccks men, she is recieving different Dicks and sperms which damages her.
But when a Man fvcks diferent babes, he is just exercising his Penis!

Damages her in what way?And what makes you think we're not exercising our stiff waist, legs and hips.Dont forget sex is also therapeutic.

Again,we are also helping men exercise their dicks by our body counts too

A female body counts matters same way a man's body counts should.

I'm about to travel soon, and I Will pass through OGUN STATE

Treat her exactly the way you Will treat treat your kid(s) when they misbehave.

WhatUneverKnew:
I'm planning to go for one soon
Maybe they drained his own with string

I doubt.

Wish you luck.
But it can be done in government hospital.If you resident in the FCT, visit Federal staff.

WhatUneverKnew:
How much in total for the surgery

It's been like 6 years ,so I really don't know how much.
But he said that they removed it through hie eyes.lol

Because I was looking for a scar,and asked how it was removed.lol

No incision.

Hmm...

My brother had similar stuff,for years.So maybe his was different from those who claimed it disappeared later.


He went for surgery.Was right in his forehead, painless but moves when you touch it.

St Nicholas hospital in VI.

It was a simple surgery, because he came home that same day.

No incision,I was all over him looking for a scar.He told me they removed it through his eyes I remember....

Couldn't sleep the whole night.I was visibly haunted with that.

DoggoneDogg:
Acute leprosy developing

RIP in advance to your brother.
Tell him to help me tell Buhari that Aisha rejected his impostor.

All this pikin them wey Dem dey collect from river.

Medianna:
It is said that "A Queen does not remove her crown and cast it to the ground."

In fairytales.Because your reality is Nigeria

babajeje123:
Oh my! I'm so sorry.

Lol,it's ok.Was painful then.
Life goes on.

Medianna:
Abeg.
What is sopose to be on my leg.. Cuz I don't know what you're even saying..
Ahhh

You wanted to play the good girl na way no like money.Jennyclay stated explicitly that she needed money they bashed her,you wey say you no even care about the dough them still bash you even worst than the jenny.

You dey find naija guy wey get sense?Them dey o but e too rare.Better start chasing after the money, because them don kukuma body shame you say you need am pass sensible guy.

babajeje123:
Oh... what happened to the first one? I'm sorry to ask, just curious to know.

In heaven.

Ficient:
Whatever

Guess as much.

Ficient:
And he left you high and dry. I hope he still remembers you, this one you are still masturbating on the casual fling. Better face your reality

High and dry?Naaaa!we said goodbye and the memories still keep me wet and High too

Masturbating is healthy you know

Yea my reality just stepped out to get me some toiletries .He is a good catch too.

kriss27:
Now you have left the both of them!

My fling from the start was a fling, dating would have resulted to a LDR ,and I no get that kind strength.I no like stress.

But they both serve their purposes.

We can't all marry our dates and flings.

Emaprince:
Nairaland is hypocritical and you are guilty too.

Women will be shouting men are scum..and lamenting about cheating men. Yet they have the same skeleton in their closets.

Your story isn't new or shocking..I wonder why that guy is looking up anywhere. That story is the story of every girl nowadays. The difference is the calibre of men they fling with.

Y'all should just quit calling men cheats when you are all greatest cheats.

And who the 4vk cares if men cheats?Like is a new thing,or like women don't cheat too.And who do you called an hypocrite? Me? You just be jonzing to call me the very opposite of who I'm.

I cheat, you may cheat,so 4ck what?!
Abeg swerve.

PrinceMajestic:
hmmm, nawo o. Rose I dey look up to u b4

You dey crase?
Who you dey look up to?I resemble ya mama?!
Na this character make girls no dey fit open up for nairaland again like in the old times.

10 years ago nairaland wasn't this hypocritical,yet the abomination wey dey happen now is alarming.

I no dey find person trouble but I no dey forgive person wey find me.Nexr time,avoid me if you no get better thing to talk.

My toto dey smell, na me e smell e no smell you.

PrinceMajestic:
Lol, abeg no vex. I just dey play, una too get bad mouth. Una suppose dey nice and romantic as ladies when una be. Those bad words don't fit u ladies

You dey beg,
Na you first talk anyhow,na you still dey yarn say we get bad mouth.

Shebi you won 4ck toto wey dey smell,now you see the one wey smell pass your mama own you dey run

PrinceMajestic:
hmmm, nawo o. Rose come give me my share na, I go manage your pussy no matter how e slack and smell reach

Na small thing mama own take pass my own smell

fof1:
YOU ARE VERY WRONG...METER READER IS RIGHT THERE BUT MOST WOMEN ARE UNAWARE,PLS. A Woman used is always known to me by all standards, Pls.

Ok.

InfinityFabric:
Ah, you're cougar. Or is it milf ? Ewww!


No one is the same age with their, you're too dumb and that's why older guys are avoiding you bubonic plague like players are avoiding Man United.

You're still crying
I'm a proud MILF!
I just love men and boys alike

And I get them whenever I want

Me...

I cheated,we broke up.
I went back to the guy I cheated with.ONE OF THE BEST DAMN FLING I EVER HAD IN MY WHOLE LIFE.Omo, If that niggar can give that much on a fling I wonder how e go be if na real thing mehn

My ex just dey para that night.I remember how he tried removing his suit that night like say na nightgown.Snashed my phone,called my fling.
I warned him not to find out who he is oooo.Niggar come go do small detective work.
Him humble!Quiet like pikin..AFTER VISITING his social media pages. .
Him come dey beg make I no see the guy again, ofcourse e see who pass am by far in every sphere.
Better food wey I just put for mouth....make I no finish am?

Clean sweet, chivalrous guy! Exactly wetin I like chop but the upgraded pro- premium version.

I warn am oooo,say I just dey respect am.He should quit treating me anyhow.E no gree!

He begged me to stop seeing him!

How!?!?
I tried,but e haaaarddddddd.Guy wey if him pull him preek for my eye dey big like Roast chicken dipped in barbecue sauce, spiced with hot chilli pepper and a chilled nkwu enu to join?!Ife n'alike

Nna,them no dey free that kind food na!

I tell am hoo haaaa say the guy don scatter my brain to pieces!NO REMEDY.

Charley, wherever you are, thanks for giving me one of the best times of my life.