₦airaland Forum

Starzo:
mumu!...ashawo nor big work. na manage Dem dey manage am.... useless rotten Stinky cunt.

Rotten _cunt is still manageable. Atleast you still get to jerk off on it!
I know say you wan cry

Ashawo na work, just that your mama dey charge wey too cheap.

Starzo:
don't go out and get a real job. Stay there and continue consoling urself.
it will only end in bitter pains. Stupid hoe!.

I can't get a job because I'm the boss of my own dimwit!

PROCTOR:
In the end, in an asinine attempt to debase Nigerian men, you ended up denigrating and slut-shaming the gender you seek to project.

By Nigerian men's statistics. Every successful single woman is a slut in Nigeria. I don't think that should be an ish bro.

Slut shaming doesn't and shouldn't stop a very ambitious Nigerian woman.

Oshokalo:
so fuckin white dick is ur sure way out of poverty

Read again, slowly...
In summary, billionaire Nigerian single ladies should also beam their searches MORE on foreign men.

Starzo:
Too bad you're just another average wretched broke Nigerian h*e prowling around looking for a financially stable man to lift u and ur family out of generational poverty and suffering.

So sad ur efforts(hoeing) haven't yielded any positive results( Rich maga)

I feel your pains.

Being a hoe is a compliment , depending on the context if you ask me. It's the oldest trade on earth. At a point, God adviced his servant Hosea to marry one.
And she went on to bore him beautiful kids.

I know you're mind blogging broke and wretched, but it's not your fault especially if it's a bloodline curse.

Now, you can get out of mention you _Cunt!

Hmm...
Married women also keep sugar daddies, it's not basically a single girls thing. Many Nigerian married men are just too useless, some intentionally go after married women because they feel a sense of superiority ramming another man's wife.

Nigerian women are one of the best to marry in the world.

I love bold women like Linda Ikeji. She is a story that speaks of the greatness of any Nigerian woman who fight against all odds to be something.

Linda Ikeji makes weak, egoistic and most importantly financially handicapped Nigerian men have sleepless nights.It doesn't matter if the man is rich, as long as he is egoistic marriage with a successful Nigeria woman is hardly attainable. That's where I have a problem with Linda... It's difficult to be a single billionaire and have a good husband in Nigeria.Many Nigerian men in their millions can't stand a successful single woman,no matter how you got your money.... Hardwork or otherwise.
That's why Linda should go beyond Nigeria men. I can't be a Linda Ikeji and narrow my search around Nigeria men. Infact my life time consideration Will torchlight around foreign billionaire like myself in their late forties and beyond. Nigeria men can't handle billionaire wives/girlfriend, their empty ego won't let them. You can keep them as your drivers and stewards ONLY, and employ them for minor domestic roles . Going further, she can extend employing highly unbiased intelligent technocrats who are open minded. For me I rather employ a gay Nigerian technocrat, and may decide to have them as PA. I have studied this sexuality and trust me the intelligent ones will give you want you want. They will work with you and around without giving you emotional troubles.

If I have the kind of money this lady has, I will lodge in 5 stars hotels around the world so I can meet white haired billionaires! Advance Men with substance that their kisses alone makes my business gains triple. Men that will place me on paparazzis and not these nairaland cheap guys, who abuse successful ladies yet they have sisters that _4cks for free and still deminds to be loved.

EmekaChiwe:
So he is spending the 1.5 million naira a month in Nigeria?

No of course, but he is living really good as compared to when he is in naija.

All the people I'm affiliated with that moved abroad are all doing great, and 100 percent of them are from the south. I think southerners are more go getters than the MB or north especially those from the west and Eastern part of the country.

A friend of mine that left the country 3 years ago is now building a duplex in warri. His brother is married to an Irish and a citizen so he helped him secure a job. His salary right now due to exchange rate is almost 1.5 million a month.

November1857:
Biafra actually given the Fulani's sleepless nights !

When did Almajiris turned to Ibo Igbo

It's that oyigboupdate guy running this package. That guy is slowly digging his own grave. He should pray there never be an uprising in Nigeria, the way he will he haunted..

Hmmmm

Klass99:
Is it?

I thought an open marriage is one where couples agree to and are allowed to have multiple sex partners people, while staying married. That has been my understanding of an open marriage!

What was described to me didn't sound like an open marriage. But there may be variations of it I am unaware of.

If they didn't agree to multiple sex partners while married, then I am still intrigued and won't find fault with their marital lifestyle. For me, I think they married for companionship more than anything, while opting to maintain some degree of their space, independence and etcetera.

But, what do I know

That's why I said it's almost like an open marriage. I think it works for them,although I don't encourage it.

Klass99:
Too seriously I swear, some people will quench if they hear how certain couples conduct themselves, homes and marriages.

My boss told me (the guy dey always get interesting gist ) about a married couple he knows personally, man and wife are based in Lasgidi but they both live in their separate houses. As in, houses they own.

The man lives in his house and the lady in hers, but they are in a legit marriage. They were previously married to other people but divorced, met themselves later and remarried.

I heard the story and was intrigued and understanding of the fact that this couple decided to do what works best for them. I asked so when the in-laws visit nko or konji catch one person, how is that handled?

Boss said, the in-laws stay with the person they are related to and may visit the other spouse's house OR the spouse goes over to see his or her in-laws.

As for the konji part he said he is pretty sure they've also worked out a formula that suits them. They spend most weekends together though, hubby either stays over @ her place or she goes over to his.

Are they doing anything wrong? No, I don't think so but some Naija people will hear about them and start breathing fire and brimestone, even going as far as to quote scripture on top their matter.

Lol...
That's almost like an open marriage, but if it works for them fine. And yes! Nigerian marriages are way too boring to say the least. At first it seems as if it's cool but once the kids start coming in, it's like a boring chapter of their lives just begin. This is one of my greatest fear of getting married as I hate boredom. The more reason I love foreign lifestyle to the Nigeria type that takes things way too serious.

If hubby wants to hang out with friends, I don't think there is anything wrong with that as long as he keeps to time and same thing should apply to me if I also feel to hang out. What brings jealousy or ruffled feathers is when one party is entitled to do that,and it's mainly because one party is messing up and knows what's out there if the other begins to go out.

Husband wey dey run show no go want make him wife hang out na, because he know say street no dey smile.

Nigerians take marriage too serious, that's why it's so so boring. Sometimes it's good to give people benefit of a doubt and let them enjoin themselves a bit. I only will feel bad when it's my turn to dance away my stress and my husband is trying to hold me down. For me, let men be boys sometimes. Kwt them breathe, hang out and have fun. I say this to women whose husband's do this once in a while and not to unrepentant night crawlers.

I love enjoyment and I don't see that stopping after my marriage. Give the man a break sometimes and let him hang out with the boys.

Happy birthday sir! Sad, but be strong.

larryking540:
the funny thing about ladies is this ,you act cool they take u for granted ,you act harshly they call u a beast ,how do you tame a lady who is going astray ? I kw most marriages in the world or in Africa are abusive marriage and many women still stay behind ,while the other marriage in which the man Acts cool is full of cheating or infedelity ,to me ,as far no blood spillage I don't see any abusive thing in a marriage ,but also most times a lady needs to be put in her rightfull position in marriage ....

Locking out one's wife the whole night is far too extreme in curtailing a woman's excesses. You don't spite the face by cutting off the neck, if your own sister calls to tell you this, even if you will blame her you must react negatively towards her husband for going to that insane extent of locking her out.

See, this kind of issue can bring serious issues between some families. I don't know how many people on here are raised but I don't think calling my father to narrate that my husband locked me out would be a tale taken easily. Them no suppose to hear that one at all as the outcome can be disastrous.

The guy went way too far, period.

3RNEST:
So correct, i already figure out this before applying with them.
One need to be smart with them before they out smart u.

let me add to that Fairmoney list,

Xcash, Xcrosscash, Palmcredit, NewCredit ( Same Company running 4 Apps)

Then Branch and QuickCheck (Best Loan Apps 2021 with low interest rate) .

Fairmoney is the KING among them all, if u no get money to repay, just pay small de money to extend ur loan (Sapa hold you)

That's why I like fairmoney. I'm not under pressure to pay as long as I can extend.

somehow:
People like us loan out..

Let me stop here.

Enjoy your bubble.

Well, after loaning don't trouble your debtors when they default.

Adieu!

somehow:
You think the username quoting you is interested in broke loan apps and their poverty inducing ₦1k, ₦2k at most ₦10k loan?

LOL SMH.

Even if it's in millions, pay back in millions borrowed. Simple!

3RNEST:
Loan App Trick (LAT) lol, we move oo.. No time!! these loan app people can't finish us with high interest rate.
If App X have high interest rate (short duration) , use App B with low rate (long duration) to pay App X then delete the app from ur phone sharply...

That's what I do too. I interchange between my bank(low interest) and Fairmoney.

Women hustle oooo, hustle so that Una no go dey sleep outside. Get educated, hustle without shame so when time reach you self go rent hotel sleep, eat hotel food and allow hotel AC blow you enter yansh.

NiRfreak:
You must think the discipline I refer to here is "beating" her. No that's not why I implied. The discipline is putting her in her place making her know she fuuccks and apologise for it....Unless u feel a man don't have to set boundaries and discipline his woman when she errs

Locking your wife out the whole of the night is bullshiit guy! It's even better not to come home for days than to lock your wife out!
I read that thread, and was jut shaking my head. Some women dey marry rubbish say na husband. How dare he? Person pikin, your wife is like your possession, it belongs to you and you don't leave it outside at the mercy of outsiders, especially this period of bad security ehn?!?

He is lucky nothing happened to that woman. Even if there's an issue on ground, he is not supposed to go that far... O boy, I will call him to apologize first, call my people and his people to talk to him. I will control myself for just one hour after apologizing before I start breaking all the doors in the house.
I never sleep outside for my life before, so na for my own husband house I go come dey sleep outside because of marriage.

For what?!

NiRfreak:
Well, It depends on the context of her bad behavior, if locking her outside fits the context of her bad behavior then it may be necessary to prevent a worse future misbehavior..

You don't lock people outside. That's not discipline, that's stupidity. A loose woman will see that as an opportunity to _4ck around. A scorned woman will see it as an opportunity to brew fatal hatred. I think she is soft wife because someone like me, my husband won't try that shiit! I NEVER see Wetin go make me sleep outside, I will pull the door down! I go go mechanic shop carry iron, break every chains and barricade.

He married a soft wife. He is lucky

This can only happen to women who don't truly come from strong willed families. Try that with some wives and have her people beat you up blue black and yellow before stuffing the 500 naira bride price you paid for her in your bloodied mouth

Hmmm...
This will definitely not end well.

3RNEST:
Lolz @OP, know the trick on Loan App before using them,
Collect Loan from App X, Use App X to pay App B, u know u know! u can never default.

You smart!

somehow:
You think the kind of loan those useless apps give can start any profitable business for anyone with the criminal interest they often put?

The fact is that their loan isn't meant for any one willing to be successful in life.

Their loan is to keep those who take it in perpetual poverty.

Know this and know peace.

Them stop taking it! It is not BY Force! Your own government will never give you loan, so why expect so much from private establishment? Go beg your friends and relatives for loan, Atleast in this case the debtor won't be killed for not paying OR kill so as not to pay back as we see in non corporate loan applications.

lereinter:
Your brain is less than buhari own

And yet he is your president 3 consecutive time!

Lol