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Wow...
More beautiful than loads of younger ladies. She is a stunner

arukwe123:
every black snake for nairalanders eye na black mamba.

Omo, e tire me.
And I was waiting for the first dunce to call it black mamba and I no surprise. Foolishness wey get confidence seriously. If I no no something I dey read quotes, thenenter Google images to confirm and read.

castrol180:
As a matter of fact, when it was to be killed it spreaded its head making me to believe it's a cobra but the clour doesn't look cobra

It's 100 and one percent cobra, it's patterned neck self gave it away although not all cobra got those colored neck.

Danisaint112:
The snake looks like a Black Mamba;
One of the most deadliest snake in the world,
Kills in less than a minute no matter how strong your are,
One of the fastest in the world,
And mostly Above six feet tall for an adult male.

Lucky set of students.

Go get a DSTV,when you subscribe please put all HISTORY and National Geo on REMINDER ALWAYS. Please!

Black mamba kor, black scorpion ni.

castrol180:
Do you know the snake type?

That's a cobra

Decency2020:
In other words he was not in charge. Lolz. If buhari can get zombies why won't one of the greatest scammers of all time get some.


No further comments.

As if you're ultimately in charge of your own life.

Decency2020:
He preached and practiced love by selling water five thousand naira right?



No further comment.

Bullshiit, it is not TBJ that encouraged that. When he knew he stopped it completely, the water is free!

For NL, tecno pop owners self go dey form Pro max.

Sankabson:
Hello Gurus in the House,

Please, what business can a Man of 65years of old do, with a total capital of 3.5M ? He’s not looking for heavy profits but he’s looking at a steady and reliable income.

City Of Residence : IBADAN.

Charcoal business.

Can Admin help push this thread. We have many older people on here, that doesn't wanna sit idle at home. There's so many Brilliant Mind on Nairaland.


Thanks In Advance.

Charcoal business in a middle class environment. They will come to do the offloading while he packages it with the help of any young relatives.


Nylon business/bags of pure water/you can build an industrial cold room for him to store bags of water for hawkers.

Kerosene business is also very lucrative as well/especially when he sells coal by the side

zeusdgrt:
How u nor go thank am,u guys always like weaklings so u can control,if this guy was a friend I go disfriend am

But you won't take back the car na

Kindness218:
Who get back and front? Girls

Boys too na, Una plenty wey them don dey _4ck for yansh

SmellySperm:
That's if only they married a promiscuous woman na. My point is,men don't forgive a cheating wife but women do and sadly it is what it is.

Just like women getting more favor in life than men. I've gone to apply for a job with a couple of babes,they got the favor living me in the mud

Men do, but not all men. You guys just don't talk about for egoistic reasons and Yes! Some men forgive cheating wives and girlfriends. Women forgive cheating husbands be its African to swallow it up, especially for the sake of companionship and kids. Some also forgive because they are also not faithful as well.

SmellySperm:
But why even go out with him if u never liked him from onset? Is it because of his spending prowess?
Can't you just declined his moves and help him save his money as a good girl that you are?
Good morning and hope you had a good night rest?

Deline his moves? Hmmm... I no dey too do shakara
Going out on dates ain't bad, not getting the picture that who you are wooing ain't into you is bad. I do tell some, "hey my guy is around and I've just got an hour to have a drink," they will still agree to spend their money, so Wetin be my stress?

Morning!

Define your relationship explicitly to your partner. And I say these for the women as well, don't lead a man who's in love with you on and allow him spend his money hoping you feel same way too. Me I don't pretend o, If I like a guy because of his spending I tell am straight up, "Men guy you can spend o, Na wetin make me like you."A smart guy go code, Waka but then some go even spend more, still I go take style dey dodge amas I no like waste people time.
But what actually works well to send the message is," I have a really nice cool headed friend I would like you to meet,. "

SmellySperm:
Aboby wetin concern born again with his comment? You lots are fun of attaching your over religious sentiment to reality.

He said the fact. I can never ever ever ever in my life forgive a cheating wife. Men cheat with their preeq while women cheat with their heart. Sadly it is what it is and nothing can be done about it

Whats women cheat with their heart? So all the adulterous women for my estate running packages and dancing with their husbands on Sundays during Thanksgiving procession _4cks with their heart too?

There are women who just like to _hump men, it's natural to them not because they want money, love or attention.

Both should swallow it except the adultery brought something disastrous like a baby. God will punish a man that gets a woman order than the wife pregnant or a woman that gets pregnant for another man not her husband.

Who run the world?Girls! Girls!!
Toto dey sweet men die!!!

God, we the women thank you ooo. As you take create this yansh wey you give us so we happy no be small.


Ah, odi wo
Yansh don fall
Anywhere yansh go, yansh must fall
Up, left, right, round-round, it must fall
And nothing wey yansh dey do no dey sweet
Shit, piss, Bleep, e dey sweet, why not?
Because yansh na wonderful material property....

He hehe.... Fela, Legend.

abeniagbon:
It is very annoying to see woman trying to put mouth in men's business and investment.

I don't know know if one need to carry them along. But most time they want their wishes granted against man decision.

I don't know if I am the only one experiencing this.. what actually happen is I have a bus and my wife ask me to sell it on scrapt and give her the money to start up business... I told her we can still fix the bus and get it back to normal. But it sound very unpleasant to her...

Now if I intended on selling the bus while she start up a business..the next is is that you see her family kepp asking her for help and assistance before you know the whole money will be mystery.

Kindly advise:

Stand by your word. But... Repair the bus immidiately and start running it so you can raise money and give her.

Vision101:
@LadyRosa


You for kukuma chop your husband _ shiit. Nonsense!



@me
She is a correct wife material

Abi o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te4iJsB03Mo

TheGidRedpiller:
Yea i said that and i'm not taking it back, but you sounding like you actually care or you are some reasonable and high IQ person is whats really pissing me off.
You are just like your fellow feminist biittches who would throw word tantrums at me and call me names because of what i talk about. You are just being polite about it, i know your type. GET OUT!

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I act nice, I'm a biittch.
I act bittchy and I'm still a biittch .
Let me not piss you off further
We go jam next season yo!

TheGidRedpiller:
Get The Fvvck!

Just keep your make friends away from her, seems she humps on anything _dickable.

TheGidRedpiller:
Successful softspot biittch Do you feel good now?

But you said your mother is a _whore. Why are you pissed off?

TheGidRedpiller:
Pls just leave my thread, the truth is that you are just politely against my motions but you want to sound nice about it.

Haba! Do you wish I sound rude?
Anyway, I'm off your thread, until you quote me. Adieu!

debbydams:
lol I'm not posting pic and if I'm posting a pic nd it gonna be traditional wear,I hate Skippy wears

Traditional wears is bar, love them to bits but hate them because my tailor charges are expensive.

MasonKendall:
This guy is just a wailer who does nothing but wail from day to day. If your mother no get your time make sure say you no also get her time. I personally didn't grow up with my mom.

Well people take neglect differently, some see it as part of their life experiences then move on, while others don't.

debbydams:
you are right..she is pretty tho, Happy birthday op..mine is next month and I'm gonna paint nairaland red

Congratulations in advance. Abeg no wear 'Nwa Aba' dressing o, so if NL boys start to drill you I go fit defend you

MasonKendall:
Why's all your problem circled around women?

His mother messed his life up. According to him, his mother is a prostitute who don't care about her kids. Really sad.

debbydams:

Lol...
Why you dey laugh?
She just messed up the beautiful blazers with the ripped shorts. A ripped pant would have better with a nice white sneakers or low heel shoes.

falcon01:
Who also didn't read that all?

I stopped halfway, the op is obviously high on something illegal.

IyaTola:
How To Save Your Husband From Next Chidinma.

A brief telephone conversation with a housewife and her hubby's side chick.

*Madam:* Hello Angela, please, leave my husband alone.

*Angela:* Hello Madam, sorry I will, but kindly permit me to collect the money he promised me so as to enable me open a saloon.

*Madam:* Money? How much is the money my husband promised you?

*Angela:* (afraid.) Erm... erm... it is 250k ma.

*Madam:* Just 250k? Alright, send me your account details.

_Alert wole gbam!_
*Angela:* (surprised.) Wow... madam, you sent 450k instead of 250k.

*Madam:* Yes 250k for the saloon, and 200k for defining your purpose of sleeping with my husband. Don't worry, I was once in your shoes. Please, just leave my husband alone.

*Angela:* Thanks and God bless you Ma. But Madam, I have confidential issues to discuss with you Ma.

*Madam:* Yes, go on...

*Angela:* (coughs.) Madam, your husband told me that each time you return from work, you just take your bath and go to bed without preparing his meal. You don't as well have romantic discussion with him except you want something important to collect from him.

*Madam:* (surprised.) He told you that?

*Angela:* Yes madam. Well ma, let me tell you how I handle him on bed, so that he won't think of going out to look for young girls like us as I have already quit my relationship with your husband.

*Madam:* (anxious.) Ok, go on.

*Angela:* Madam, cook soups and vegetables over the weekend. Store in the freezer. Make food and serve with the warmed soup from the freezer. Also, sometimes, once it is 6pm and you are not yet home due to the nature of your work, try to call him and ask him what he will eat even if you won't be home on time to prepare it. Are you with me Ma?

*Madam:* Yes, I am with you.

*Angela:* On your way home, visit a good restaurant and get delicious food, then see how best you can get home before him. Dish the food, and since he is not the kitchen type, he won't know if you bought it. Even if he eventually knows, he will appreciate the fact that you care about him.

*Madam:* Hmnn... Go on.

*Angela:* Then, make sure you wear catapult or g-string pant and a transparent night gown. Lay carelessly in the sitting room as he is eating. Ma, ensure you are wearing his favorite colour pant. He likes white and pink.

*Madam:* (crazy.) What? _Mo gbe!_

*Angela:* Don't be surprised madam. I am not through with what I am saying or should I stop here?

*Madam:* No, no, please go on.

*Angela:* Then as soon as he stands from the dinning, ask him how he spent his day, and prophesy to him that tomorrow will be better and that great things will surely come his way.

Always be positive in your conversation. He told me you always spend such moment either in gossiping about others with him, pressing phone or reminding him of family challenges when you know what he need is rest or words of encouragement after a stressful day.

*Madam:* (sobs.) Jesus! _Aye mi temi bami!_ So he told you this too?

*Angela:* Yes, he did. Madam, I am not through. See, after that scene, ensure he takes his bath, and if possible give him body spray and prepare the bed for him to sleep. Don't ask him for sex as you always do according to him.

*Madam:* (flabbergasted.) This is serious!

*Angela:* Very serious Madam. As you make your way to join him on bed, ensure you remove your pant, and sleep close to him with your night gown. Also ensure you use body spray too. Because he complains too much about you not smelling nice.

You can use good body spray. Check the supermarkets for your choice. Concentrate on your armpits too. Madam, after 10 minutes, stylishly look at his manhood. I bet you, the idiot will be protesting. But because he is tired, his strength won't be there to take the first step.

*Madam:* (shakes her head as tears drop from her eyes.) Angela, how old are you?

*Angela:* I am 23 years old Ma.

*Madam:* I have to tell you this, my younger brother deserves a wife material like you. Please, I will transfer another 100k to you. I have a younger brother who is single and rich and I promise not to tell him about your escapade with my husband. I will give your number to him. You are a very nice girl because you just restored my home.

After few days, the husband creditted Angela N250k, and in return he got this text message; _"Sir, thanks for this kind gesture. But I think this money is no longer needed. Your children deserve the best. Starving them while you give me this huge amount is unacceptable and God won't forgive us. Have you consider the joy or smile you will put on your wife's face if you give her this money? Please send me your account details. I don't need the money."_

The man replied; _"Your message is touching, never mind, keep the money and move on with your life."_

Naked Facts:

Many of you, yes you married women today, are responsible for all what you are passing through in your marriages. Women now compete with their husbands at home instead of remaining loyal and submissive. Be a royal queen, mother, and wife.

My advise to our married women is that, it is better to approach your hubby's side chick(s) just like the woman did in the above play, then try to know those areas you aren't doing well which the side chick applied. Apply the tricks too to win your man's heart.

When I say side chick, I am not referring to those night stand girls that he pays after sex. I mean that very particular lady that takes his time more, and make him feel at home each time they are together. She is the only opponent you have. If you are not careful, she will take over your home without using charm.
That's part of feminine psychology.
As the saying goes, beauty will do you good by taking you to paradise, but only good attitude will keep you there, or sustain your stay.

May God give us wisdom and intelligence.

Let me also add this; a beautiful face without intelligence is like a cosmetic of foolishness! Women, use your natural brains and whatever you have to protect your marriage.

HOW TO WIN YOUR HUSBAND’S HEART

1. Discover his favourite pet name and call him by that.

2. Allow him exercise his authority as the head of the family.

3. Do not challenge him when he is hurt.

4. Be silent when he is angry. You can go back to him in his sober moment with apology and explain why you behaved the way that annoyed him.

5. Be quick to say “I am sorry dear”. Whenever you offend him, insist on his forgiveness and kiss him when he does.

6. Speak good of him before his friends and siblings.

7. Honour his mother and opinions.

8. Insist that he buys gift for his parents and be sure that he will do same for your parents.

9. Surprise him with his favourite dish, especially when he has no enough money at hand

10. Do not allow the maids to serve him food when you are at home, because you may lose him to them. And don't allow outsiders to clean your matrimonial room. Its risky.

11. Give him warm reception with an embrace when he returns. Collect his luggage and help unclothe him.

12. Smile when you look at him and give him occasional perks when you are out socially.

13. Praise him before your children.

14. Wash his back while he is in the tub or shower.

15. Put love note in his lunch or purse.

16. Phone and tell him that you miss him.

17. Dial his number and on hearing “hello” just tell him, “I love you.”

18. If he is a public figure or politician, gently wake him at the early hours of the morning and romance him to the point of demand. He will not be enticed by any other woman that day.

19. Tell him how lucky you are to have him as your husband. Respect him and heed to those attitudes he dislikes.

20. Give him a hug for no reason.

21. Appreciate God for the Adam of your life. Implement this law that every morning your family will wake up and pray. It brings unity.

22. Value your husband because you may not have the second chance to love him. Pray to God to protect him.

23. If you practice all these, your husband will be afraid to cheat on you; even if he does, his mind will not be at rest.

Kindly share it to others for knowledge sake. Save a marriage and save every man from Chidinma.

Kindly share to many places, let it reach many women.
Save a marriage please.

You for kukuma chop your husband _ shiit. Nonsense!

Hmmm... If you can do all these efforts to keep a man, you can as well run for POTUS.