₦airaland Forum

MrFly:
my mother clearly tops the chart of women with the widest, biggest and watery toto. She is a legend

I couldn't agree more dear

MrFly:
baby pig with an ocean enclosed underneath a ruptured abdomen

Well mine is no bigger than your mother's pacific

MrFly:
my mother is a dirty pig with a drooling smelly sand filled asshole

I doubt you not!

MrFly:
pig na pig

Tor! I'm a baby pig while your mother is a mother pig

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MrFly:
no matter how many times u bath a pig a day, it will still get dirty and stink. Even if u and ur mother use a full geepee tank of water to pull out those debris underneath ur abdomen, it will never stop smelling. Dog na dog!

Lmao!
Pig are actually clean animals, na the ones wey them breed here dey dirty. Like your mama.
But I agree I'm a pig in a saner clime,while your stanky mother is a Nigerian bred pig

It's not news, it didn't happen in Anambra

MrFly:
u got it! Smelly watery thing, open it here and the whole environment is polluted, it stinks to the brim

It's already open, and it's flowery smell is second to none. Like I said I take care of my investment well

Water wey o take dey wash am a day, tour mana never see take bath for 3 months

MrFly:
urs and ur mums are a replica of the atomic bomb that struck Japan. effective when opened and closed.. una laps don burn finish. tueh

You mean we are the US who made it and unleashed it? While your mom's "HELLHOLE" was japan?

DDIA:
I’m at you never run out of water for the sake of your vaginal discharge

No I won't. Vagina water is to vagina just like saliva is to tongue. Hopefully, mine doesn't stink like your mama's

MrFly:
u and ur mum are certified and recognised akpara. I wonder the kind of odour u guys exude. Tueh!

Well. If you can endure your mom's rotten Cu'nt, you will definitely survive mine

DDIA:
I see, you have to use buckets and buckets of water many times a day to try wash it off, but the sink hole has become a factory that seems to produce the discharge in perpetuity

Pussy has even become a living Petri dish to develop mutated discharge organism causing culture that I am sure does not have a cure, hence your predicament.


Your male family members will be busy getting the latest mutated organisms update from you and passing it to other girls they be with.

So you write all these for me to read?
Na so e vex you reach?
Didn't bother to read,although I advice you quit sniffing your mom's dirty underwears

DDIA:
When are you going to be available?


With the size of the pit in-between your legs.
How do you cope with that your vaginal discharge?

My puzzy is no wider than the Atlantic ocean between your mother's laps
My vaginal discharge us slimy and cheesy, I try to wash it thoroughly , infact water wey I take dey wash my toto in a day ,your mama no see am bath for 3 months

DDIA:
How are you able to choked on your fathers c0ck with cum inclusive?

Same way your sisters choke-died from your dad's gigantic blokus

DDIA:
These words were said to you by someone here on Nairaland ….REMEMBER!!!


REMEMBER ME!!!!!!





which of your male family members are you sharing the night w/ happy endings with today?

Keep getting high on your mama's dirty panties

MrFly:
edit, copy and paste... E pain me die.. Decieve myself in deceit.. I just messed up. My mum is a personified acuna day dreaming her death. RIP loose pass

Na wa o.
Have pity on her, your mom isn't the only koromoto in Nigeria

DDIA:
Una the practice incest for una house?


How many times your papa and brothers don fvck you?


Chai. 🤧

Continue sniffing your mom's putrid Cu'nt.

MrFly:
my late mum might look alive to me sha, she is late cos she is morally, politicaly, socialy and spiritualy useless. Her watery stinking closet makes her worthless

Whatever makes you believe your mom's worthless, I agree.

DDIA:
That’s by the way..


Abeg how I go take see you cure small konji?

Wetin do your mama?

DDIA:
All the paternity fraud wey naija women the do before na wetin?

Shebi na una sperms still dey form the paternity fraud pikin?

BrighterSyde:
lol…certainly not as common as the women in need of husbands. Don’t dwell in this illusion as a means of getting back at the reality women are facing ok…

Its so common like bread and beans.
There's quite a lot bothering men than it bothers Nigerian women,no wonder there are more widows than widowers.

Eeeyahhh
Our Nigerian men don finally deu at the receiving end.

BrighterSyde:
Lmao. You old ladies just like drama. So cos of one story of one man somewhere who married an evening newspaper it automatically means Nigerian men love and worship them? 🤣🤣🤣…
Go to Shiloh and see how women are desperately looking for husband. Anyway I trust you are being sarcastic.

By the way she’s one lucky old layer. Finding such a young pastor at her age and after so many kids. I wonder what the pastor saw in her sha cos that place won’t even be tight to start with but then as long as he is happy

Same shiloh where many non achieving men in their 40's roll on the floor for God to atkeast give them a job, so they can stop using anointed oil to masturbate.

If the problem of an average Nigerian woman na husband, she no get problem at all.

GO0DHardDick:
Learn to shut up on things like this!

I'm sure you have heard of the word "SIMP" before but just wanted to play dumb

I bet Simps don't have dicks anymore. Idiot!

MrFly:
ur late mum that gave birth to u as a bastard passed her waterboard infested to to u as a parting gift to u.. what a great souvenir

My mother is still collecting better gbola from her husband. E be like say your mama don die.

Chai!

This religion is a clown.

What manner of bulaba is this?

Somilat:
THIS IRAQI BODY IS PROBABLY SUNNI.

So you Muslims sect fight yourselves?
Yet you cry when others fight you.

Notable clown.

It's funny how the op mentioned the fact that even many notable Christians and religious leaders are lending their voice to help protect the Palestinians. This is a rare trait you will never see in islamists. Those wicked vermin, including their vampires they call leaders will rather pour fuel to fire to eliminate Christians.

Wicked and vile lots, they are!

Indian film love

Ulunne777:
3 kids in first marriage
4 kids in the 2nd marriage with the complainant.
3rd marriage now to a young Bobo who will still want his own baby.

Between the pastor and woman,I can't even say who hypnotized who.

There's no hypnosis here.
The pastor is particularly in love with this overly experienced old layer.

'Evening Newspaper propaganda in the mud. The man should move on, this old layer wants life 'afresh'.
I no marry again no be by force.

So Nigerian men truly like ' Evening Newspaper'?
A pastor and a full grown man crying over paper wey don pass evening, infact this paper sef company don close down since 1980's.

They will come online running their mouth about Evening newspaper, offline they'd be running to court to claim old layers.

Believe them at your own peril.

See the fine pastor sef D. I bet he goes down on her properly

MrFly:
yep! That was when opiotus was opiotus... Not the kind watery one wey dey in between ur tiny laps... Tueh!

I agree mine is watery, not compared to yours mother's that rains musty odour .