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Officer Naughty: So Funke is bigger than this? Are u serious

It's either the house or her happiness, let her choose.......

itunujohnsin: I bought this tab it is useless i gave it way it over heated to the point that it burnt the back and the touch screen to dey scratch oh dis is a bad one it is terible just like n3[color=#000000]It Sucks[/color]

Is that the reason why you can't use your punctuation marks

I suspect foul play

overtaker!!!!!

Salaam,I heard the moon has been sighted, is this true?

Fedric: Nawao. This Nairaland na wash. I couldn't access this site for more than six <6> hours. Infact who is the moderator of this site?

The site was down for some time, it had to undergo some form of maintenance, I also experienced it

bellong: ^^^ Can you tell us your first attempt at jumping down from a molue?

As for me, my first attempt was brutal. At the time, I never knew I was to run along the direction of motion when jumping down. I just jumped and tried to stand but toppled over and got injured. Learnt a brutal lesson that day. Subsequently, I became a pro

Hahahaha

Jumping from molue Na skill, people dey get PhD on top am

Shebi u guys always enter inside the molue itself, I had a couple of experiences where I stood right at the door, sometimes at the edge, about to drop from the speeding molue......

[quote author=Dr. jco]please i need advice, i have been aspiring to study medicine in a federal university,this actually prompted me to apply for med/surg in UNN. after everything, unn offered me zoology which i did'nt want to study. while considering that; the school i choose as second choice out of applying sake finally offered me med/surg. my problem is that i don't like the fact that it is a state school which they just accredited last yr(imo state university) and i heard rumors that the teaching hospital is not that good. please should i consider the state school or should consider pre med. please i need answers. thanks[/quote]What are those things that made you believe the teaching hospital is "not that good"

is it the lack of equipment or........

i'll advise u go for your dreams, studying medicin is the same everywhere, whether its a federal, state or private university, east, west, north or south

Fedric: hahahaha. He can't toast but can do VE.

alutacontinua: In VE

alutacontinua:

No sweetie, u got it all wrong, they are TEMPTING ME TO ACQUIRE MORE PRACTICAL KNOWLEDGE!!!!!!

Fedric: Oga Lagusta. Your absence made the room bored. Come and encourage, teach, inspire, be our adviser na. Share your past experience with us, make the room fill with laughter.

Sorry boss, work things, these nurses are seriously tempting me!

Discombobulated drunkard

I will just wake up from the worst nightmare ever

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Hey bud, why bring prophet Muhammad into this

Go and read the full story of why and how he maried aisha, then come back later

truthislight: ^


For some strange reason not obvious to me, you at least this time reasoned and made an effort to address the op, unlike the almighty "wise" "logicboy".

Some how, you disappointed me, going by your reputation in this forum. (that will be a discussion for another day).

Yes, religion has blundered big time.

I rather stay in darkness rather than read with a light that will destroy my eyes in the pretence that i must read with a light.

If a salt that was meant to add test to my food loses its test, it is a foolish thing for me to continue poring it into my food.

When those that are supposed to stand for religion are now the perpetuators of the same offence, then you can be my guest.

This is a vicious circle, those that lack self control have a big problem in there hands and should be encourage and be told that they are have a problem and that they are wrong instead of permpering the problem.

When lust is the lot of ones life, he should work on it, rationalising it is useless.

Where do i start from ? It is all the same from all those lacking self control where sex is concern.

Muhamade has this lack of self control, then the virgina of a 9yrs became attractive for whatever reason.

Yerima! Yerima!, it is all the same fantasy, once sex is not placed at its place it will boomeranged out of control with time with adverse consequences.

If you can just read inbetween the lines, then you will see it all lies on the same plane > abuse of se.x and sexu.al practices.

If someone wishes to think that homosexuality is excepted from this bend, then, that individual is free to keep on deluding himself.

They all experiment and explore, like Yerima and muhamade.

Unlike girls that have a chance of menstruating, the boys am afraid, only have the option of peeing urine.(what with anus and spermatozoa ?) smh.

I dont know where the hypocrisy talk is coming from, well, to you, this may be a debate or you are a player and wishes to play defence, in that case, you can suite yourself, your freedom starts and ends where mine starts. No ?

Homosexuality should be pointed out for what it is, and that is that it goes against nature and with it comes the unexpected and the expected.

If the so call straith people with multiple partners end up going for brand new commodity(virgines) every now and then, i then wander what stops homosexuals? however, the later is unnatural.

If this homosexuals have the capacity to father their own kids(not adoption), i hope they will celebrate it when someone disvirgines their sons an.us.

If they will not celebrate it, then who is the hypocrites here ? Me or you ?
Smh.

I will let your insult fly for now. But i know, one dont learn left handedness at old age, so, your cursing nature seems to be part of the bend you are in.

Am a father, and will not wish that anybody, be it a catholic priest or a pope, be it a penthicoastal MOG, or even 'YOU' to disvirgine my son's an.us for me, just because it is fresh, untouched and tight.

If any father or mother feels it is wrong for me to express my concern, then it is my sincere wish that what happened to that "14" yrs old boy should happen to his sons and grand sons.

As for you weagraf or whatever is your ID called, i wish that what happened to that boy dont happen to your blood son or your grand children.(i doubt you will have one if you are completely band).

The other issue is that the full homosexuals may not have their own blood kids, so, our worries is not same with theirs since it will not happened to their flesh and blood.

Smh.

i will still reserve my comment for later.

lomaxx: So who else wants to join the Nigerian military after med school?

Me, me and Me again

Mcslize: Thats seriously interesting. So what school did u finish from? I hope u are not planning of practising out side the country o. I heard that the Government is lubricating all the Doc pocket from time to time here in Nigeria. An average Senior registrar is taking home N450,000

I hope I am not dreaming here?

Unilorin, no plans to practice outside

alutacontinua: ARAM, BOSS, ARAM!!!

Where's a ram

alutacontinua: Ogini kwa...what is VE
Has Ramadan ended?

nope, but dr lomaxx knows the meaning!!!!

alutacontinua: I hail everybody in the house.
I didn't follow no Dr. Lomaxx, if you wanna apply, there is vacancy!

the problem is, i dont know how to toast a lady, all i know is how to do a VE, but no toasting

Okay

Mcslize: U have finish Medical school?

I believed u have also done ur Induction

Soon Bro, soon

I still notice my Mb gets deducted while I am fully connected to droidvpn, how do I get the 100mb a day thingy

I use airtel

Mcslize: seriously?

Don't tell me u don't have a girlfriend in ur School. What level are u now?

I have finished medical school, no time for ladies then

BUT NOW...

[quote author=m.esther96]erm erm,talk 2 aluta[/quote]She has followed Dr lomaxx.

All the pretty ladies have followed dr lomaxx

Iya alagbo

[quote author=m.esther96]lol,aw u?[/quote]Bored, I need a girlfriend

Used menstrual pad seller

Ok

Calabar dog chopper

Trouble maker. With your booty butt tho

Booty butt chic: Bouncer