₦airaland Forum

Choooooiii....

FruityLass:
I tell you

Clothes dey cover things o.....look closely all those open parts are clean unlike the inner parts.
Bleaching creams causes cancer, inflammation, unnecessary stretch marks etc
U go see clean babes...say make she open body na stretch marks like map of asia lol.

Map of Asia!!! Lolzzz

achinaboy:
yes because the sperm is already on the track waiting for any available egg to fertilize,,thas what my momma told me

You and your mom are correct

All bizarre things happen in India....

adewaletb3:
So we are all still gonna die

You better repent!!!

Holywizard:
as frm today...may ur stup1d mum's toto leak like bore hole

No need to curse your mom since she is feeling mad anyway.....

Holywizard:
may u sleep forever while ur eyes are open.

stupid yoruba pig!!!

And may you see money and call it paper, then see paper and call it money....

Son of a cow

Emphany:
So the fact he didnt visit yobe took the state out of the Nigerian map...dopemu.

English!!?

He visited 35 states, he didn't say "Nigeria has 35 states"

This is why Nigerians fail WAEC, JAMB and would always love to embarrass themselves...

Holywizard:
may thunder fire u & ur entire useless family

And I pray that all the curses present in the bible and Quran be on you, your immediate and extended family, and all your descendants till the end of time....

But hey, I remember, your father was a thug that slept with a madwoman, who gave birth to you prematurely, since you refused to goto school, you inherited the legacy of your father, which was a broken down danfo bus....

Oloriburuku ma s'anfani omo-@le jatijati elenu yamayama hi bata ashawo....

Shithead1:
... Yess oo and even more educated

Watch that video again

THUNDER4real:
Why the so much hate for GEJ, control your temper b4 u commit sucide. I don't have problem GMB becoming next president. Pls where is his CERTIFICATE. This is my only question because Nigeria will soon be a laughing stock abroad.

Go and ask Cambridge... And produce yours

Holywizard:
Buhari is a goat...

Quote me & die!!!

Isi gi there

THUNDER4real:
May be that's he would disgrace Nigerians in U.N meeting.E.g
Are u sure he knows where River Niger is located? he will likely answer Niger republic.

Now watch that video and comprehend what he said

All you TANoids are idiots....

He said he visited 35states, and that's true, because he didn't visit yobe....

You guys need lectures in comprehension

byrron:
But their parents, governors, ministers and most ex- this and that In Nigeria are now living inside Twitter e.g Oby, El-rufia, fayose etc!

so what do u expect from 2go children with Twitter parents?



Education in Nigeria is on relegation just like QPR.

2go and twitter are two DIFFERENT entities....

Even Facebook is better....

2go is made up of half-baked secondary school dropouts who do nothing than ask for sex chats...

But hey, even Obama is on Facebook/twitter....

Anyway make I no derail thread, education is the key in Nigeria, and we really need a very sound one

Teempakguy:
what the hell do you mean by that? 2go teens, i mean. Have you ever been to a teens room before?

S'oro ni yen....

May God have mercy on these 2go teens....

Education in Nigeria is in shambles....

God have mercy

LillyAnne:
Please don't say that again.

That bank is annoying.

In fact, the most annoying and most useless bank of all time!!!!

Give me diamond Bank anytime, any day!!!!

Op don't mind these people jare....

Them just dey form familiarity, if you check their account balance you go nearly break their teeth.....

Abeg enjoy your phone jare....


BTW, is it really Nigerian made, with the Igbo name attached to it

But in calabar.....

Lwtmb oooooo!!!!

Mods abeg front page shaapaly!!!!

Chooooooi, can't stop laughing!!!!!

Revolva:
not every girl has opportunity like omotola..if u know what i mean....ok..omotola is from an opportuned home...now go to people's home all over nigeria n see abject poverty...now instead of inspiring women to make it..at this age...inspiring them to grow in toughts na marrigae dem dey force dem to marrry at 17..Africa and this syndrome is annoying

I understand you perfectly

But please don't drag Africa into this..

They do same in India, Bangladesh....

And what of high schoolers in USA who elope together to start a life....

We have to be rational at times....

The husband can sponsor the lady, no biggie....

bukatyne:
Omo T's case is an exception and should be treated as such.

Her husband helped her achieve her dreams and fantasies, not everyone has such sweet stories to tell.

18yrs is even too young IMHO. What is a child doing married before university

Anytime after service is fine for peeps who gain admission at the average age.

A lady done with schooling 22yrs, 23yrs is ok to get married.

Nice one tho......

I believe 18yrs is still okay for marriage, then the husband can sponsor her education in the university (with no babies) then can start a family after then....

Revolva:
Aisha pls let it be 20 pls....17 is too young to understand motherhood

Omotola that got married at 18.... She didn't understand abi

I'm sure she made a mistake, she wanted to say 18

What's the diff BTW 17 and 18 gaan sef

jmoore:
Tell that to Yerima and your Imams.

Which of the Imaams ooo....

worlexy:
Legionella?

Possible....

Sudden infant death syndrome..

AC is not good for children under five years old, cos it predisposes them to respiratory infections, especially pneumonia...

Fanning the poor baby would've sufficed...

The baby might have also aspirated some mucus that built up because of the cold....

Anyway, God knows

Oya e gbadura!!!!??

Idboyostic:
wow!!! With the heights you've attain, someone might think you spent most of your undergraduate life in a small room in Oke Oyi.... Baba I doff my hat for you oo

Hahaha, thanks

donriddo:
yeeeeeeh! I dunno maybe i shud cry or laff... I cant just imagine my one and only greatest ßoss of the "highest alacrity" take a look at our thread.... ßoss Dr. Lagusta, eni mo kori, eni ri kodamo.(dey translate am ursef)... Yessss!!! Its good to av a ßoss in our midst... With all d reserved respect sprayed with heavenly fragrance, i say unto you "Welcome to our little world! Sir".

Wooow, I feel honoured that my biggest chairman is hailing me like this, chooooi, I am the luckiest man on earth.....

God bless u bro