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Next time, use a condom.....

idu1:
Happy birthday my doc

Thanx boss

Pimples:
africa and superstitions
what is mysterious about a man chasing a goat.
Apparently....he was blinded by the chase.

Even if he needed to capture the animal...... there are better ways of going about it.
We need to learn to treat animals with respect

Why would a man normally start pursuing a goat like a child??

standd:
Sorry OP, pls once you are well and out of the hospital, take this matter up with human right activists. Maybe, just maybe, with enough publicity, we can put a stop to the shameful acts of some NPF officers.
Happy Birthday. Wishing you a better and fruitful personal new year.

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Happy Birthday Lagusta...LLNP

Thanx sis

ITbomb:
If you see snake and Nigerian police, run from police

If you see snake and Nigerian police, kill the policeman before killing the snake!!!

So sorry bro, thank God you lived

Happy birthday to the two of us!!!

Confirmed, this guy is a devil worshipper!!!!

It said that the US government had committed $40 million over three years for equipment and training assistance to Nigeria, Chad, and other African countries in their efforts to fight Boko Haram.

Hmmmmm

Hmmmm
“This is a critical time for Nigeria and this region. Nigeria’s national elections are scheduled in just over two weeks, while Boko Haram controls an area in the north about the size of New Jersey. The bombings and other Boko Haram activities are sure to further destabilize some areas in the run up to the election. It’s a precarious situation,” Lynch said.

Rapmoney:
Guys, how many times have you experienced this situation?

1) She greets you at all times of the day with sexy smiles and you think she is in love. You approach her and she turns you down painfully

2) She never fails to stare at you in an erotic way whenever you see her in the street...you feel you would easily bleep her. You approach her and she fall your hand by rejecting you outrightly in all ramifications My guy would be like:'WTF...I thought I looked like Trey Songz to her!!!'

3) You met her at a party. She danced seductively with you! Holding you, giving you 'ukwu' lavishly. Your joystick come whisper to ur brain like:**'I must fiok dis babe today'** Oya, time dor reach to go house...next thing u see one short ugly dude with a Toyota Venza and she says: 'That's my boyfriend, thanks for keeping me company, take care!'

4) She laughs at all your jokes and always seems happy when she is with you , U come chyke her and she tells you she is not interested! Say she is into a relationship! My guy go be like: 'Shuo! I feel say the babe dey trip for me o!'

Chai!!! Women...deh nor fit understand una at all
You can share yours!

That no3 is the most annoying....

Kwara state has Mazda written all over it...

aristocrazzy:
Good for him sha least we still have players that score goals

Not like someone that missed a goal, with an empty net in front of him...

And so??

If he liked, he could grab shekau by the balls, e no concern me....

valmunich:
The lady in the first pishure is thick

And she is another man's wife.....

What of eye awoko

Judgment day!!!!




Sorry na Monday....

I would marry the good cook, then toosh her up very well to my taste.....

Wallahi she go fine pass di'ja

SuperSuave:
Dnt know these. Saw the bottles but ddnt taste any of dem tho

How old are you