₦airaland Forum

Ayam jurst hiier tu riid korrmentz.....

Tapout:
top cat is a new age cartoon na...I was expecting to see something like teletubbies, way back on NTA or RSTV...cant remember the exact tv station

Top cat is not a new age cartoon ooo, just type TOP CAT on wikipedia and find out when the cartoon was made.....

Spaxon:
hmmm

You're pretty

Na by force to carry yam for head??

Abi which kain rubbish be dis sef....

And Jesus wept....

2cato:
If beating the diplomat will cause reset in the thinking of the nigerian govt i am in full support of it.
The lady below me is a drunkerd who doest takes her bath for 3 months. abi i lie?.

Wallahi u no lie ooo, as she fine reach she get nothing for brain

Tomfrench:
JEEZ!! how did dis Guy gain admission into UNN maybe hes's studying music , the grammatical blunders are stinking to high heavens

Lolzzz, chaai, me sef I wan die from too much laughter??!!!!!?!!!?

"I am begin you but I am not begin you" chooo, Nigerians can really crack me up!??

Your excellency.....

I vote tohpahz

Cc: NLJega

dahdah:
Do U mean KWARA as in Kwara State , Nigeria

Yes, kwara state has never owed salary....

In fact, thats the only thing I like about fatai Ahmed....

It was likely written by a CHEW...

Because I trust nurses, they can never come up with that crap....

Malaria asthmatics.... Na wa oooo

kenwins:
you sound like a medical practitional.
Sometimes, i wonder why little ailment takes people away. Why from a tender age they tend to suffer these things. I had a junior student back in high school who ended up repeating a class because of constant asthma attack which often require her to go home most times for proper treatment. Another case i know of is someone with a PUD(Peptic Ulcer Disease) who detected it at age 13 and has had GastroIntestestinal bleeding(vomiting and stooling of blood) two times ever since then. There is no way one wont cry when these two people have crisis or an attack.

Asthma has a genetic and environmental influence on an individual....

That's why I can inhale tons of dust without any issues, but an asthmatic would start wheezing after inhaling a douse of cologne....

PUD is a different kettle of fish....

kenwins:
Que Sera Sera! If u tink all asthmatic patient shld be wit dir inhaler, what do u tink someone who choked to death from drinking water should be with?
Some would blame it on unavailability of transport but what if joy still leaves even after urgent medical attention, what then would you blame it on?
May her soul continually rest in the bossom of her creator.

I understand you perfectly....

But as a doctor, I believe some deaths can be prevented.....

That is why the quality of life in developed countries far outweighs that found here in obodo naija...

May her soul find solace....

Emmyk:
Space Impact.... It took a while before I could finish but alas, it was worth it

On Nokia 2100, it was easy because when you press down the gun, it auto-shoots unlike on Nokia 3310 that you have to press the gun (1) repeatedly....

Your head dey dere....

Make I rush go do mine

Its SPACE IMPACT not space wars....

I've played that game on Nokia 3310, 1100 and 2100....

One of the best games Nokia produced at the time....

Folakeme:
Go to d hospital,buh wait H2SO4 ke?,u don taste am b4 besides u said conc

I also wanted to ask the same question.....

Anyhow shaa

Awww, what a pretty lady.....

God be with the family

This is why asthmatics must always be with their inhalers all the time....

RIP sis....

estyvino:
@op, bring ur a,ss here and look closely. That isn't Jim, it's me!

Not funny bro

I hear say if you eat mango with garri you go die....

Abeg shey na true....

Because the food dey hungry me well a

Meiji:
In serious countries we don't have multiple agencies performing duplicate functions - we have a centralized police force with different departments to handle different elements of policing, inspection and maintenance of law and order.

This country is a joke.

God bless you sir

So what exactly do they do....

Because they are more troublesome than FRSC...

Nice news anyway

Okay, iyyaff hieerrr

funkybully:
Subu wetin? This is what ur idiotic religion is causing the world.

ISIS is beheading in Syria, boko is doing Same in Nigeria.

It will not b well with Who ever found this Islam. This is heart wrecking!

And in USA, white policemen are shooting black people, in Israel, they are killing palestinians....

In Nigeria here, there are kidnappers, ritualists, robbers and our bloody politicians

All these are done by Muslims abi??

booqee:
that'll be difficult cos its last year and there's been many topics on bokoharam..but i'm going to find it...i want you to watch it. There were reading a verse that said something about killing the infidels and people of the book wherever they come across them. he read in arabic.. there was a translation showing beneath..

I need to find the video abeg..just can't remember the title

The main reason is because I want to trace that verse and give you the REAL translation and commentary, not just some cooked-up translation to please themselves....

Another rat go die that day.....

Titilayodeji13:
explain?

A very lovely article....

I'll be going for my youth service next year with mixed feelings...

While some can't wait to serve their fatherland, others think its a waste of time, money and energy that could be used for better things....

I'm largely in-between tho, willing to serve but wary of the dangers that lie ahead....

God bless Nysc, GOD BLESS NIGERIA!!!!

Hmmmmmmm

SeverusSnape:
What the fvck are you saying....Dont even give me that crap.
All I know is this....ISLAM IS THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN TO THIS WORLD.
[size=15pt]ISLAM IS EVIL!!![/size]

You say that because your mind has been programmed to believe so...

Google tells us that there are over ONE BILLION MUSLIMS in the world...

If all the Muslims in the world are so violent and love to terrorize peeps, there won't be any peeps left in this world....

Think about it, shebi u be atheist, a free-thinker, so THINK DUDE....

Truman155:
nitwit

Oya no vex, na joke I dey joke

SeverusSnape:
Go and ask that question to Christians, because I'm not one, even at that, most of those wars were necessary for world peace, "we make war so that we'll have peace".
Islam's killings is so senseless, They are killing because of aaallah, Can't aaallah fight for himself...

The world wars were due to world peace Choooiii, I'm just hearing something new...

Ever heard of WORLD DOMINATION before

And yeah, they are killing for Allah, but they receive arms and funding from top government personalities, or what's up with the arms deal that happened in south Africa, or have you forgotten