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Don't marry your enemy, marry your friend cos am not married and me and bae are so into all dis especially the farting even kissing when she is taking a dump amongst others.
That's the spice in a relationship,

Don't marry your enemy, marry your friend cos am not married and me and bae are so into all dis especially the farming even kissing when she is taking a dump amongst others.
That's the spice in a relationship,

Well nor be every dirty when craze man see him dey pick but this op own different, mugu fall guy man walk una call am robbery, if u never go waff town nor come here come deceive people,
Warri is one place that brings smile to my face and never sieze to amaze me, a town where every body for area na bros, and every body get gist for mouth,
But any how sha Devil na area boy, God na Godfather

1) Ameh o toh osho ore ti ibwrite ( water when touch prick naim dey blokos)
2) Voking (bragging) na water, Action na blood
3)Teya agogo Teya alleluyah orieda kanri churc ( if u like shout alleluya play d bell witch must dey church
4) Na poor man dey complain say beer bitter
5) Fast guy nor be thief except them catch
6) na nyash dey call man go meet woman but when dem reach bed, Man nor go remember am

From my point of view the pastor did nothing wrong, getting souls to God is quite a tedious task and churches are developing ways to bring unbelievers to God and one sure way is throwing something appealing to them and when they come you show them love and the spirit of God might just arrest them
It's also like the Dog and Bone theory

Personally I don't like lies but try and get your facts straight, ughelli was never flooded, and by the way the rivers are tributaries of river Niger, so go back to primary school and study your map very well then come back, but am sorry for you, cos before you are done GEJ is president

raumdeuter:
Let me put you to test now

https://www.vanguardngr.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/delta-flood-flood.jpg

That flood was in Ughelli, what is the distance from Ughelli to the ocean and whats the distance of Iyana Ipaja to the ocean

I have been trying to get information about National Productivity center a parastatal of ministry of labour and productivity on ;
The objective of the center
The act of parliament that gave birth to it and year of establishment
The achievements since inception
The members of the board if there are
Please informations will be highly appreciated and please I have Googled and found no useful info.
Laidthrice@gmail.com.

Still can tell what I see in this pic, I need someone to help me

The greatest and best write-up ever. Kudos man

kosovo:
You are the one fooling yourself...

In the last 6 years.. U.S blocked every channel of weapon sale to Nigeria.. It was blocked in the U.S, Israel, And South Africa..

Until we went to Russia and Ukraine, which U.S has no power over.. Nigeria couldn't secure some weapons to combat the hi-tech weapons of BH.

Secondly, in the last 6 yrs.. Neither border nations joined the fight.. Now we have Chad, Niger, Cameron and A.U in this fight.

Over 20,000 solders, Airforce and Navy are in this fight . Hence, the massive offensive and bombardment..

UPDATE: 4:36PM/20/02/15

I can't reply all the mentions, but I need to clarify some very sincere objections..

For those asking why Government didn't buy weapons from Russia ever since;

Purchasing weapons isn't just like going to the market to buy Garri, if one seller doesn't sell, you simply move to the other.

There is a lot of bureaucracy involved. If purchasing weapons was so easy, Iran wouldn't have had it and still having it tough with the development of nuclear energy, which the UN and U.S. Believe is a secrete plot to developing weapons of mass destruction..

On the Side Note:


It is unfair to place the entire blame on president Jonathan.

When the 9/11 attack happened, all right-thinking nations developed their military, including South Africa and Chad to meet the challenges ahead and guard against any future terrorist attack. If the previous government started developing and upgrading the military, we would have enough intelligence to counter the terrorist, even before they escalated to this level.

Is it not a shame that the last time Nigeria got a Naval ship was in 1983? Only recently did President Jonathan acquire 8-Naval ships, four already commissioned and handed-over to their captains, while Nigeria awaits the remaining four.

Finally:

It is important to note that President Jonathan's hands were literally tied on the issue. He was not willing to commit Genocide in the North East like OBJ did in Odi. OBJ may have escaped the ICC, GEJ may not, if he carried out aggressive offensive without the backing of the A.U.

The intervention of A.U and assistance from border nations was the game changer. Unfortunately, it happened 6-years into the Jonathan's administration.

The U.S. obviously decided to suffer the Nigeria government because it refused to approve Gay marriage. This, the U.S sees as a violation of human rights, and uses the BH insurgency as a means to retaliate.

Nigeria enjoys great ties with the U.S,.. going ahead with Russia who now provide military Intel to the Nigeria Army means that Nigeria would suffer further backlash from the U.S...

In essence, as a patriotic Nigerian, it is not the time to blame.. it is the time to consolidate on our recent gains in the fight against insurgency and give the government all the support it requires.

When the 9/11 happened, no single American blamed George Bush. Even the Opposition Democratic party became United for a common goal, and that was the WAR against terror. America has never been more United until the terror attack which sent shock-waves through the spine of all Americans. The 9/11 attack is one of the most accurately planned and devastating terror attack in the world.

It is time for us to unite..

God bless Nigeria!

just me

soonest:
You find this mostly among the igbos and ibibios(akwa iboms), i wonder why?

that's true

Before I met her I used to feel funny around bearded ladies, avoided them cos I could not just cope with that thought.
But now I am comfortable with it, she's got hair in some funny places that I like and find attractive, as for the beard we just trim with scissors so as not to provoke their growth, but my only fear is that am very hairy also, hope its not gonna make our kids more hairy than us

pls can anybody help me with activation key for office 365 as my trial version is not activating or help me on what to do, will be very grateful peeps

Oga milky sent you SMS and mail on Whatsapp that I paid the balance 21k, but got no reply from you, need details on her to claim the laptop

Iyaaaami in okon lagos's voice, this guy is always a miss even when he is naked, uselu should just keep a bed for him cos he will walk with His two tiny legs there, Abasi mi mbok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#lastbullet who ever invited him to the teens choice award does not wish those teens well, cos I wonder the kinda role model he will make, they should have just invited lady gaga instead.

I can attest to the fact that calabar women are magical, I currently date a cross riverian and anytime I am away working I always count the days, cos her cooking is wonderful and she is homely and caring, #lastbullet if your wife or fiancee is not a cross riverian you are single cos you ain't see nothing yet. Cross river Adi ok

I recently noticed something about the female folks, when you ask them about their "DISLIKES" they are always quick to say I dislike fake people, pls I need the Definition of fake people Cos I believe a lot of guys are also confused about this development

[quote author=OsunOriginal]Such attacks will continue until after the 2015 election. They will even attempt to expand the scope to ensure at least 50% of the northern population can't vote in 2015.

The reason your Oga at the top doesn't give a damn about governors or reps defecting to APC. It is a grand design to defeat northern political opposition.

To stop this senseless killing and daily attacks, remove GEJ and that Igbo man heading the Nigerian army.


[/quote) Nigeria does not belong to the North, it belongs to all of us, so d igbo man is not senseless and the ijaw man is also not senseless, Boko haram is evil and myopic.

Am interested

Pls I was invited for an interview with Sence, Pls can anybody help me with what to expect at the interview

It is High time, where we as Nigerians, live above the Bias of political or Ethnic affiliations and laud the Achievement of the GEJ Led administration. All administrations has had its shortcomings but we see with our eyes that even with the issues of insecurity he is Still making head way and bringing in investment into Nigeria.

I applied For this Job about a month ago and I was replied by their Human Resource that my application is not complete, pls anybody with Useful info about the NOC thing Should please Enlighten Us

Yea, that's my thought, But don't want to miss it, if its real

I applied for a job with a pharmaceutical company in senegal and they just sent me a letter of appointment, the firms Name is royal Botanic Afrique pharmaceutical, in dakar senegal. Pls if u have heard of them let me know, dunno if they are scammers, but if they are for real, I don't want to miss it

How do we apply