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FamilyRe: I'm Feeling Suicidal by lakamua: 7:27pm On Oct 19, 2014
Op, na woman dey cause am abi
FamilyRe: I Think My Friend Is More In Love With Me Than My Husband by lakamua: 7:05pm On Oct 19, 2014
When the man has slept with you and is tired, u will knw hw nice he is. You are too old to still reason like a 16yr old girl
FamilyRe: Her Husband Was Never An Angel, What Went Wrong? Please Advice Her, *crying* by lakamua: 5:06pm On Oct 19, 2014
You said you married the kind of man everylady wishes for. Handsome and rich ryt?. You married for looks and money and fake story book care he was showing as a playboy. Enjoy your marriage well well. I dont like foolish people
SportsRe: Ebola: Morocco Will No Longer Host 2015 Nations Cup by lakamua: 10:48am On Oct 18, 2014
mrofficial:
I hope they ban Morocco from participating henceforth.
you lack wisdom. Plz comment like a wise adult and always think with the brain before talking
PoliticsRe: Buhari Took Bank Loan To Purchase APC Nomination Form by lakamua: 2:59pm On Oct 17, 2014
lilprinze:
so he is saying he is very broke to the extent that he doesn't have N27 million To Purchase
APC Nomination Form but he has money to sponsors BH, this old man should please respect his age and stop lying and deceiving us.
you and people liking ur comment are the reasons why democracy will keep taking africa backward. Lots of foolish people allowed to vote just becos they are above 18 in age despite their mental capacity is way below 12. Is there a negative effect of melanin on the brain dat makes most black men reason like u. #Spits#
PoliticsRe: No Governor Can Take Credit For Wining Ebola War – Jonathan by lakamua: 7:23am On Oct 17, 2014
Gej shud start renovating kirikiri becos he is definitely going to start a new home there once APC kicks his lazy corrupt ass out
RomanceRe: Please Advice One Small Girl Is After My Liife by lakamua: 10:07pm On Oct 16, 2014
Her father cannot do anything. How big boy like you go dey fear woman threat. Anyway, fucking a small girl is a proof of a fuckup man. You should be able to reject a teenage girls advances. Na your type dey commit abominations everywer
RomanceRe: CONFESSIONS: Let It Out! by lakamua: 9:35pm On Oct 16, 2014
EroticAngelina:
hmmm
okay! I created this thread coz my heart and head is pounding! my palms are sweating!

you can tell I'm SCARED!! sad
I've done something that I'm ashamed of! something bad, and I'm afraid to tell my cousin(who is the closest relation I have. we are literally BFF! we are very close and we tell each other everything) I'm afraid to tell anybody! but the load and guilt is too much! I wanna let out and be free! even if its not dumebi(my cousin/bestie) that I'm telling it to.

here's what went down
my cousin came to stay with me for sometime.. so yesterday, her boyfriend came to visit her... I should have known that this guy, (his name is rorokubom, but he says people should call him flemzy coz he hated his name,) kinda likes me, dumebie once told him about me........ you know what guys! to cut the story short... he kissed me when dumebi went to the toilet! and begged me not to tell her that my lips were tempting him and he just couldnt hold back. I'm DEAD! I feel like I've betrayed dumebie sad I can't tell her coz I don't wanna loose her, she's my best friend sad I feel so guilty, and she loves this guy so much, she once gave him #84,000 for his feeding in uni! and what makes it worse is that dimebi is so sensitive and in her prev relationship, the azzhole cheated and she became unstable and went to drugssad but rehab healed her, and now.... look at what I did!

right now, she wants to take me to a Chinese restaurant so we can celebrate a modeling contract I finally landed(which she even helped me with! OH GOD I'm screwed) and she's paying for everything! I'm in my room dressing up right down! I CNT even look at her and I feel like I'm gonna shii on myself!! i can't think straight! ive been biting my painted nails coz am nervous,i decided to let it out here on NL. I'm a horrible person!
THERE! I said it! at least I feel a Lil bit okay.. pls post ur own confessions, so that I know I'm not alone on thissad and do u think I should tell her?
see this attention seeker. Girls of nowadays are so shameless. Coming to public to exhibit ur waywardness just to get cheap attention. No wonder use and dump is the current trend for handling most women with nothing useful to offer a man apart from fakeness
RomanceRe: He Wants Sex After Dating For 2days by lakamua: 9:21pm On Oct 16, 2014
She is not worth his time. He wants to mange sex and go
RomanceRe: Should I Marry The Lady That Loves Me Or The Lady I Love by lakamua: 4:44pm On Oct 16, 2014
Hw old are u?
RomanceRe: Help. My Boyfriend Has "Mouth Odour" And He Always Wants Me To Kiss Him• by lakamua: 4:41pm On Oct 16, 2014
U met him on the first day in an eatery( fastfood girl). And he wants to kiss u on day 2. Then bleep u on day 3. Is he ur boyfriend or a customer. You should not be proud to exhibit ur cheapness in public.
RomanceRe: Am Going Crazy And Will Do Something I Will Regret: by lakamua: 2:16am On Oct 16, 2014
Madam sweettot, am sorry u are passing through all these. Its really painful though and you have to pick up the pieces and move on. But calling God in this issue is like making mockery of him. This is the one thing africans mostly do that makes me laugh. You committed fornication and you know how much God condemns dat and you are now calling him into the matter. Did you remember God when you were enjoying the pre marital sex? Gos never abandons those who obey him because the bible says "If you love him, you will keep his commandment". I also have sex like you, but i leave God out of the consequences . Blame yourself and leave God alone.
Secondly, you chose a banker. I hope you were not disvirginned by money. Because you women of nowadays have delusion of grandeursity and hence think only guys with big money deserve you. So you keep virginity hoping it will be a good bargain tool to lure the big fish of your choice. Believe me, some guys like me will use and dump anygirl that follows me because of what she and her family are hoping to reap from my pocket especially if i observe she is trying to trap me like a mouse with the urge to sleep with her. Virginity is not the best bargaining tool, Character is.
Thirdly, killing yourself is not the best. Trust me, people will forget about you in one week. Train your child and get married. Dont fall for men because of money and let them disvirgin you before marriage. The day he tricked you with the thought of marrying a rich banker, was the day he realised, you are no different from other girls. Only a true friends tells you the unpleasant truth. Dont beef me for your own good. What does not kill a person, only makes him/her stronger. Learn from your mistakes. Everything happens for a reason. You will benefit from this experience one day. Thanks
RomanceRe: Am Going Crazy And Will Do Something I Will Regret: by lakamua: 2:07am On Oct 16, 2014
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RomanceRe: Was I Rude? by lakamua: 9:16pm On Oct 13, 2014
U did the right thing. That guy is the kind that can rape somebody. Too desperate for sex
RomanceRe: Why Do Guys No Longer Appreciate Virgins by lakamua: 9:10pm On Oct 13, 2014
What is a virgin looking for boyfriend for?. Abi she is looking for the benefits from the man without giving anyting all in d name of virgin. Plz, she can take her virginity to her family members and stop looking for boyfriend dat will give her free money. Her virginity is for herself and shud be appreciated by herself. It doesnt add 10kobo to my pocket
RomanceRe: To The Ladies. "Can You Date A Guy Younger Than You?" by lakamua: 8:58pm On Oct 13, 2014
If money were to grow on trees, women wont mind marrying monkeys. Women can marry anything that has money and power even if its dog but asking them is a waste of time. They will always pretend to be different. See as akin and pawpaw have more girlfriends than some tall dark handsome guys. U can ask dem sha, but a sensible man does not take a womans words seriously.
FamilyRe: My Wife Just Told Me She Has A Boyfriend And That There Is Nothing ℓ̊ Will Do by lakamua: 6:35pm On Oct 13, 2014
Op go to a doctor and check ur testosterone level. If u knw wats gud for u, behave like a man and not a woman rapa. No wonder she is bold to tell u such rubbish to ur face
RomanceRe: Dating Who You Will Not Marry by lakamua: 2:38pm On Oct 13, 2014
SAINTDADA:
your analogy is quite baseless as far as am concerned... Yes I recognize the fact that not all relationships must end in marriage... But 4 u to come out here and tell us to jst do things cos it makes us feel happy shows how selfish, naive, and immature u r.... Secondly let me remind you that only fools live for the now alone, cos ur now is often times the bearing to ur future.... Get into a relationship with whom u love and can live the rest of ur life with, however relationships are pretty much unpredictable thus if it ends in marriage Halleluya, If it doesnt, pick up the valuable experiences gained and move on... Only "kids" and hopeless folks jst get into a relationship 4 the sake of it.. and if sex is ur priority, u dont even have to b in a relationship to acheive that... Am sure u wudnt advice ur kids to jst get laid cos it makes them happy otherwise u bcome a mother devoid of any moral virtue whatsover... Some of ur points were valid but d overall tone of ur msg sounds morally bankrupt. Peace!
Jealousy
RomanceRe: Dating Who You Will Not Marry by lakamua: 5:41am On Oct 13, 2014
Hadizy:
Is it pointless to visit Rome if you don't intend to move there? Is it pointless to see a movie if you're not going to buy the DVD? Is it pointless to drink a really good beer when you know you'll be peeing it away within the hour? Lol!!

Live for now, not later. Do you choose friends based on whether or not you will know them for the rest of your life? No, unless you're some kind of weirdo. The same principle applies here. Why stop hanging with someone you enjoy?

Romance is unpredictable. Anything can happen. We rarely know who we'll fall for. Love is sneaky like that. ( The guy's / lady is married? People get divorced. He's gay? People become straight. He's your brother? Okay, that one's an absolute definite no, although you could probably find a country somewhere in the world where you could marry. ) But...ew.

All I'm saying is don't be so sure you know what's going to happen. You don't.

Even if you do know, even if never marry the guy, it's still not pointless. He's a friend, maybe even a friend with benefits. Being with him makes you happy; is it a waste of time for you to be happy? Is it pointless to get laid? Every relationship is a practice run for the Big One. We learn a little something about life and about ourselves from everyone we date. Is that pointless? Au contraire, mon amie!
This is the definition of pure social intelligence. Neva in my life have i seen a lady that can reason like this. If u are truly a lady, then ur kind is almost extinct.
CelebritiesRe: Emeka Ikeactor Reveals Movie Producers Sleep With Actresses For Roles by lakamua: 10:29am On Oct 11, 2014
berem:
Emeka Ike,have you settled your landlord the money you owe him? Last time I checked,you still owe him rent. Please learn to keep your house in order before dreaming to hold such a position in AGN.
i thought you were intelligent but i was definitely wrong. You talked out of point
RomanceRe: She Friend-zoned Me For Over 5yrs But Now Wnts A Committed Relationship by lakamua: 6:45pm On Oct 09, 2014
JuicyGee:
Ohk! embarassed . But I still hate you 4 hee other comment you made. angry . Watch out in ur dreams coz I'm still gonna strangle you
lolz.. Abeg oo
RomanceRe: She Friend-zoned Me For Over 5yrs But Now Wnts A Committed Relationship by lakamua: 5:58pm On Oct 09, 2014
JuicyGee:
I feel like strangling you now.. angry ok, ok, how else do u want us to be fun.. wat exactly are we suppose to do.. I'm very curious
just be ursef. No pretence. Dont try to impress anybody. Dont form good. Dont form bad. Most importantly, dont be selfish. Put ursef in peoples shoes and treat them as u want to be treated
RomanceRe: She Friend-zoned Me For Over 5yrs But Now Wnts A Committed Relationship by lakamua: 5:30pm On Oct 09, 2014
JuicyGee:
Wait first o.. all these dudes saying friendzone friendzone, so you guys mean you cant keep female frnds without being either her bf or bed warmer. Smh undecided..
women are very boring. Sex is the only fun we can manage from their company
RomanceRe: She Friend-zoned Me For Over 5yrs But Now Wnts A Committed Relationship by lakamua: 5:26pm On Oct 09, 2014
Frm ur story, u are a smart guy. U knw exactly wat to do with her. Na marriage she dey find so. She no love anybody
HealthRe: The First Ebola Patient In US Is Dead by lakamua: 8:02am On Oct 09, 2014
Papi wata may seem harsh but he is 100percent RIGHT. There are too many hypocrites and selfish wicked people in africa. I remembered the kind of comments i saw here when patrick sawyer brought ebola to nigeria. 2day, everybody has turned to child of God because, the same thing is happening to america. If you are as Good and you claim to be, You will obey they most important commandment of God, " love your neighbor as yourself". 98percent of africans lack that spirit
SportsRe: I Am Done With Ike Uche – Keshi Blasts by lakamua: 7:30am On Oct 09, 2014
If i wer to be in ike uche's shoes, i will never ever play for a corrupt unserious country like nigeria where nobody cares to help you develop but only run to you when you are already successful due to your own efforts. Mr keshi, develop the home based eagles . Colonial mentality dey worry you
PoliticsRe: Agbakoba Sues Army Over 12 Soldiers’ Conviction by lakamua: 7:18am On Oct 09, 2014
Austindark:
is true let them at least be allowed a fair hearing. is the natural right.

not even now that we are deficient of soldiers.

I know gej will intervene favorably, he is a good man
hw does gej come into the topic nw. Na people like you dey answer off point in exams. Abi must you comment?
PoliticsRe: Adamawa: Jega Stops Stakeholders Meeting On By-election by lakamua: 5:50pm On Oct 08, 2014
Up APC. We need sanity in nigeria
PoliticsRe: ADAMAWA. Mr. Bala Ngilari Taking Oath Of Office As Governor. Pics by lakamua: 5:45pm On Oct 08, 2014
Signs of 2015 beginning to manifest. We are voting laziness out of aso rock.
CelebritiesRe: Google Removes Linda Ikeji's Blog by lakamua: 5:43pm On Oct 08, 2014
Most people forming sympathy dey happy oo. We knw ya way. Nigerians and public hypocrisy
SportsRe: We’ll Beat Sudan In Front Of Their Fans – Enyeama by lakamua: 2:11pm On Oct 08, 2014
Who cares?

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