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Nairaland / General / Re: Snakes In My Compound by lakefist(m): 10:46pm On Jul 25

Which area is that in Abuja?
By the way I sell snake Repellant o!

U sell and u know put anything for signature
Religion / Re: I Stepped On A Fetish Thing While Going To 5am Mosque (PICTURE) by lakefist(m): 12:47am On Jul 17
I mistakely stepped on a fetish thing with ₦10, 12 peppers, colanut and a mini clay pot while on my way to the mosque at about 5:15am.
The listed items were carefully arranged on the ₦10 note before stepping on it. What could that be?
NOTE: It's in the north, and a Muslim dominated place.
So, I threw the cola and the mini clay pot away and burt the ₦10.
Am I in trouble? shocked

You will not experience hardship in your life, amen. Take your mind off it, pray and reject it

God probably use u to cancel the spell on the intended person.

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Family / Re: With ₦400 your wife can prepare soup that would last two days — Pastor says by lakefist(m): 10:50pm On Jun 30

It can, assuming you have gas, palm oil, salt & maggi already @ home

for a single man...(vegetable soup should last a day)
For couples....(one evening)

Pepper/tomato/onions = 100#
Shawa-fish (according to ur coat) =200#
Vegetable = 50#
Locust bean or crayfish = 50#

I stay in Zaria for now, I don't know about the remaining north tho.

only sensible comment so far.

People are quick to judge the man if God but he is right.

Women are good managers. If they know that is what is available, they will manage it.

The man just cited an example. He meant give woman what you have and she will make good use of it.

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Family / Re: Dad Sends His Wife Hilarious Photos Everytime She Asks If The Kids Are Okay by lakefist(m): 1:10pm On Jun 16
We know how we mums can be very fussy with our kids, especially when we leave them alone with their dads. Sometimes mums can call or send messages several times a day to confirm the health and well being of their children, because in their minds, daddy is watching TV or playing video games leaving the baby to crawl into the oven.

This particular dad sends his wife photo-shopped pictures every time she asks him if their kids are okay. grin


I would do more than this sef. Stop asking me f0olish questions grin

It is my duty too to take care of them if their mum is not around.
Technology Market / Re: Iphone 11 Pro Max 64 Gb For Sale 290K [SOLD] by lakefist(m): 7:39am On Jun 10
Technology Market / Re: Iphone 11 Pro Max 64 Gb For Sale 290K [SOLD] by lakefist(m): 7:20pm On Jun 07
Still Available
Technology Market / Re: Iphone 11 Pro Max 64 Gb For Sale 290K [SOLD] by lakefist(m): 6:28am On Jun 07
Technology Market / Iphone 11 Pro Max 64 Gb For Sale 290K [SOLD] by lakefist(m): 10:48pm On Jun 06
iPhone 11 Pro Max 64 Gb for sale 290K

Neatly used 11 pro Max available with strong Battery
No crack (front or back)
Everything is working perfectly
Face ID working
WorldWide Unlock
Battery 87%


Location: Ibadan

Technology Market / Re: Professor On Any Type Of Generator. by lakefist(m): 10:05pm On Jun 06
I didn't get a response to this but I thought I should give a feedback anyway just in case it might be useful for someone.

It turned out that the 'bearing' was the culprit according to the technician and not the piston and ring as I envisaged originally. It is working perfectly now

Which one is bearing?
Career / Re: Academic Advice; as an HND graduate what next? PGD or BSC by lakefist(m): 7:40pm On May 30

Leave those certificates. Learn marketable skills.
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Marine Osprey Aircraft With 4 Soldiers On Board Missing In Norway by lakefist(m): 12:43am On Mar 19
They will all be found alive IJN.


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Car Talk / Re: My Camry 2005 Guzzles Fuel by lakefist(m): 4:06pm On Mar 18

Lol, you've literally fallen so hard for the "Toyota no dey chop fuel" train. On top fuel wey no reach 15ltrs ,you want to drive the whole Nigeria and come back abi



Technology Market / Re: Tasers, Pepperspray And Other Personal Security Gadgets by lakefist(m): 4:01pm On Mar 18
Powerful hand held torch tasers available

Give us a call or send a message on whatsapp for demo videos
Car Talk / Re: RX 300 With Camry 2001 Engine & Gear by lakefist(m): 11:07am On Mar 17

Car Talk / RX 300 With Camry 2001 Engine & Gear by lakefist(m): 11:07am On Mar 17
Gazzuzz I saw this towed to my mechanic Garage with bad gear.

My mechanic said the conversion was done at Edo state.

He said one thing that he commended them for was the fact that they didn't make any fabrication Incase the owner decides to revert to the original 1mz engine.

I don't know if anyone has seen such cos me i was surprised, had to take pictures.

Family / Re: Pregnancy Or Nursing Of Baby; Which Is More Challenging? by lakefist(m): 11:15am On Mar 13
All stages
Car Talk / Re: Between Corolla 1.8L & Jetta 1.6 Which Is More Fuel Economical? by lakefist(m): 8:23am On Mar 09
I don't go with crowds of lunatics opinions and perceptions about any car, most often times their fear is as a result of their poor maintenance habit which often leads them to looking for a pig that's not dirty, meaning trying to let a functioning lunatic fix their car cos they are dirt cheap in charging for service charges.
Most of these lunatics have no basics tools for the job not to mention fundamental tools or knowledge adequate enough to so successfully troubleshoot & fix the problems with this piece of engineering, next is an outcry that german cars are money pits. I have golf versions 3 & 4, Jetta & passat, no headache some will say it's cos I am a mechanic not even certified one but I know more than just average mechanics, in other words who says it has to be a lunatics who should fix too tech car when those who engineered are smartest intelligent groups?

If you want to go into owing this model, have two things in mind, you need a professional to handle it electronics issues that comes up once in a blue moon, no trial & error not cutting corners, this is not Toyota that anything goes.

Second you need have good maintenance habit, their parts last like Mercedes parts but what people fear most is electronics & electrical cos they are always looking for shortcuts. Aside for mondeo that's within my collection all my cars are Volkswagen.

If you have this two this checked correctly, you will be replacing some mechanical parts once in 3 or 5 years. Drive through worst road ever it's not about vw,

You can express your opinion freely without using the word "lunatic". There are many reasons people go for Toyota brands especially that yeye Corolla, not only because of fuel consumption.

The car have great resale value compared to the brands you mentioned. For me, I will pick v6 engines anytime any day over 4 plug engines. I sincerely can't tell much difference and i.don't care about fuel consumption. Even with that you still see people saying all manner of rubbish about it without driving one.

If there is one car I hate most, it is that Corolla. You can blame people with bandwagon mentality. In naija especially this car dealers, dey will rubbish other car models just to buy it from you at ridiculously cheap price.
Politics / Re: Govt Can’t Deny Us Access To Firearms, Let Alone Stop Us From Buying Fuel by lakefist(m): 8:39pm On Mar 05
God help us. He spoke the truth.
Business / Re: Scam Alert!!! Scammers Now Use Polaris Bank Corporate Bank Account by lakefist(m): 3:28pm On Feb 24
I have just been scammed by these people
I paid 12k into their Stanbic IBTC corporate account Lontor Pay and the guy has not delivered what I ordered since morning.

Provide the Stanbic Bank account for further investigation
Technology Market / Re: Original 32gb Flash Drive Filled With Movies For 5k by lakefist(m): 9:19pm On Feb 23
Original 32gb HP flashdrive loaded with 16gb worth of latest movies which can be deleted after watching

Movies include; eternals, shang chi, no way home, Clifford the big red dog,Red notice, Queen pins, Suicide squad 2, The Adams family 2, No time to die and many more

Price : 5k

The Flash also come with an otg

Do pay on delivery or come with reliable escrow. U waybill to Ibadan
Technology Market / Re: Clean Iphone 11/64 Gb Available by lakefist(m): 10:37am On Dec 27, 2021
Technology Market / Re: Clean Iphone 11/64 Gb Available by lakefist(m): 11:17am On Dec 26, 2021

Bro nah wetin I get be thay

Come Whatsapp I fit use am do Christmas Giveaway
Technology Market / Re: Clean Iphone 11/64 Gb Available by lakefist(m): 10:49pm On Dec 25, 2021

Add Sumtin then let's talk on WhatsApp.
Technology Market / Re: Clean Iphone 11/64 Gb Available by lakefist(m): 12:21pm On Dec 23, 2021
Still available
Technology Market / Clean Iphone 11/64 Gb Available by lakefist(m): 9:51pm On Dec 18, 2021
Clean iphone 11/64 Gb available

Battery is 88%
True tone available
No crack
Factory unlocked
Price: 235k

Text or Whatsapp

Location: Ibadan

Properties / Re: How I Managed Light Situation In My Apartment (DIY Guide) by lakefist(m): 9:29pm On Dec 18, 2021

Pls what's the litres and how much is it? And can u pls explain further?

Mine is 168 litres got it 170k alone without battery and solar panels.

Mine can use both solar and Nepa with use of adapter.

I better pass my neighbor generator will power it conveniently.

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Properties / Re: How I Managed Light Situation In My Apartment (DIY Guide) by lakefist(m): 1:37am On Dec 15, 2021

Pls recommend anyone for me, I wanna use it for selling of frozen foods
See mine attached. You won't regret avin a solar freezer. It is worth every penny. Mine is Bona.


NYSC / Re: Corper Proposes To Female Soldier In Kwara NYSC Camp (Video) by lakefist(m): 4:02pm On Dec 14, 2021
This is so lovely.
But I doubt the authenticity of the lady's love. She was even shying away from the guy's hug.

I hope she isn't disciplined by the Army.

She is on duty! She accepted the ring. The hugging is unofficial.
Autos / Re: Clean 2005 Toyota Highlander For Sale by lakefist(m): 12:02am On Dec 12, 2021
Urgent sale! This is a very beautiful and clean suv, clean interior and body, still in it first body, solid engine and gear, New tyres, cooling a/c, you will love this car when you see it a buy and drive. 08032989564

Going for 1.8m

Location is Epe Lagos

Is this car as clean as what you posted?
Properties / Re: How I Managed Light Situation In My Apartment (DIY Guide) by lakefist(m): 8:51pm On Dec 01, 2021

Good option. You refer to DC freezer.
It's such a good option.
I'll have to work on installing DC output to then.

My solar freezer can work with both solar and Nepa light.

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Properties / Re: How I Managed Light Situation In My Apartment (DIY Guide) by lakefist(m): 6:37pm On Nov 30, 2021

Interesting, my fridge takes stable 100w but need about 800w starting power which lasts for less than a second. My 5kva gen will make noise for a second or two anytime I plug the fridge.

I have been sceptical about plugging my fridge on the unit despite my research and the fact that it is a power-saving unit as well.
I use less than 25% capacity of the inverter during the day, so there is enough room for the surge requirement.

Fridge defrosting is the only reason I put on the gen. What do you say?

Specs are:
Rating: 252KWh/annum
Operating current: 0.8A
Total input power: 100w
Lamp power: 10w
Frequency: 50hz
Voltage: 220-240v

Get solar freezer and stay worry free
Health / Re: Please Help Me: How Do I Treat My Pile? by lakefist(m): 10:55pm On Oct 19, 2021
Good evening dear Nairalanders.

I've been having swelling on my anus since 2014. I saw a pharmacist and he prescribed Anusol for me to buy. After taking the Anusol, I felt better for some days and the swelling reduced but it came back few day later.

Now being almost 8 years ago. January 2022 will make it 8 years that I've been having this pile.

I've gone to University hospital in my State here in Jos and the woman also suggested Anusol for me. I've taken the Anusol but I'm still stock where I am. No difference at all.

Please has anybody ever experienced pile?
How did you get rid of yours?

The worst part now is that the pile comes with pain now. It almost feels like there's pepper in my anus.

Somebody please help me. Please don't just read and ignore me. Please see me as your brother or your son. Please help me fam.

Buy 'Omo Osun' and thank me later

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