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The Thursday’s Associated Airline crash turned out to be
a blessing in disguise for some hoodlums who were seen
fighting themselves dirty over the money they found on
the dead victims of the ill fated air plane.
It was gathered that when the hoodlums were assisting in
the evacuation of the victims, they allegedly searched the
victims’ pockets for money and other valuables.
However, fight ensued between them
when some persons wanted to take the
lion share of the money they laboured to find.
One of the hoodlums, identified simply as Loko, was
heard saying, “You won’t believe that after the whole
rescue thing, we luckily found money and they don’t
want to share it equally.

dailypost.com.ng/2013/10/04/airplane-crash-hoodlums-fight-dirty-over-money-found-on-victims/

If she can tweet' and she's on facebook which am sure she will be whatsapp too' why can't she a nairalander' smtin tells me she's on 2go sef' *shiooooo*

Anoda reason why ѱє̲̣̣̣̥ shld neva stop tnkin God'

mikeljims: I hope you found out that his D*ck finally killed him coz it got hard at the wrong time. #SexDoesKills

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah' abeg' I no wan laugh abeg' 2day Nah sunday'

Love 2face die' 2face' abeg' its OººK♓ªªªY Oº°˚˚°˚☺ ' haba, 7children' bros' its ok abeg'

Mhyke: Techno' nah wah ooo' we
dey look for smfin good
insyd soup' pomo too dey
show face' wonders shall
never seize' I rather buy
an original fairly used
fone than to go for a new
techno fone' wetin! If you
knw fones very well' yhu
will knw technos are just
tryin to imitate' talkin
about originality'
graphics' sound
production' OS' dey no
get mouth' dey just dey
try ni jare' I think techno
is just for people that
can't afford to get good
fones and wanna feel
among' abeg, I noo dey
insult anybody oooo'
make I run go out bfor
pple start bitin me'. guy u beta b sncre wt urself,u'r runng because ur broda's demanding 4 hs nokia2626.nd wt wat u typd,u dont knw d 1st tn abt android so shut up

bro' nxt tym yhu wan quote' *no be copy and paste* try clickin on the quote link' I guess yhur one of dos techno users dat the touch aint effectiv' I dey feel yhur pain bro'

Mhyke: Techno' nah wah ooo' we
dey look for smfin good
insyd soup' pomo too dey
show face' wonders shall
never seize' I rather buy
an original fairly used
fone than to go for a new
techno fone' wetin! If you
knw fones very well' yhu
will knw technos are just
tryin to imitate' talkin
about originality'
graphics' sound
production' OS' dey no
get mouth' dey just dey
try ni jare' I think techno
is just for people that
can't afford to get good
fones and wanna feel
among' abeg, I noo dey
insult anybody oooo'
make I run go out bfor
pple start bitin me'. guy u beta b sncre wt urself,u'r runng because ur broda's demanding 4 hs nokia2626.nd wt wat u typd,u dont knw d 1st tn abt android so shut up

bro' nxt tym yhu wan quote' try clickin on the quote link' I guess yhur one of dos techno users dat the touch aint effectiv' I dey feel yhur pain bro'

AMAZING

Techno' nah wah ooo' we dey look for smfin good insyd soup' pomo too dey show face' wonders shall never seize' I rather buy an original fairly used fone than to go for a new techno fone' wetin! If you knw fones very well' yhu will knw technos are just tryin to imitate' talkin about originality' graphics' sound production' OS' dey no get mouth' dey just dey try ni jare' I think techno is just for people that can't afford to get good fones and wanna feel among' abeg, I noo dey insult anybody oooo' make I run go out bfor pple start bitin me'

#team galazy

Xpired food is bad for yhur health' I advise yhu don't take it' life is too xpensiv to be playin ludo wiv it abeg' it won't take yhu anyfin to do away wiv it and get smfin reasonable to eat' bro' shey yhu № like yhur life ni? I pity yhu Oº°˚˚°˚☺

Mikel is very good № doubt' but am not sure if he's ready for that title yet' he's improving and am sure if he continues like thiz' the future is bright for him''

Nairalanders' I urge you to help me out here' Am currently in my 200level and am a business Administration student' presently, am doing NIM which I think its directly related to my course but I need ideas of what I can do when I gets to my 3rd year' I want to go into training but I don't know what training I can apply for that won't have effect on my primary objective here in school and that's to make a degree' am currently thinking of learning photography for I long have passion for this' this has really got me thinking cos I don't want to be an ordinary degree holder when am finally done with university' please' what training do you think I can apply for that's I will never regret doing it and that I can easily be my own boss when am done with university' I know nairalanders is full of intellectuals' and am sure you will help out... Thanks!

Bst GOV ever'

[color=#770077][/color]what I tink is that its preferable yhu go into the business big time' its very lucrative I must say' buyin tokunbo might be a little risky for yhu dnt knw what might possibly happens' with like 1.5m' yhu are good to go and I assure yhu' yhu wil gets yhur capital back I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ lezz than 2yrs' quote me if am wroug' gets a new washin machin' a steam iron' I wonder why people dint mention this' steam iron is very good and sure it brings cloths back to exact' gets a dryer which yhu won't possibly be needin evrytym' yhu only nids it when yhu have express job to do' gets a good shop at a very stable place' yhu will be needing a board(advert) that will sure convince people that you are very good at what you do' and a good gen too' here is the problem' you will be needin a good gen here' with 150k' you should able to get that' and the most important thing you need to do is pray bfor venturin into any business' Ask God(PRAY) if that's what he want from you' be sure he will answer you' after dat' you are set to go'. Gooooodluck! #teamWHITEMOUNTAIN# stayclean and keepfit' if you stay at ifako Gbagada' whitemountains is a dry cleanin and gym company' ѱє̲̣̣̣̥ are very good at what ѱє̲̣̣̣̥ do' A trial will convince you'

Prof. Julius Okojie, Executive Secretary of the National Universities Commission (NUC) says he is confident that the protracted strike by the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) will soon be called off.

Okojie, who spoke on Wednesday in Abuja at a media parley with journalists, said the commission was doing everything within its powers to ensure a speedy resolution of the issues raised by ASUU so that students could return school.

``We are part of the system and we understand the issues, we are meeting with members of the union all the time and the issues are being tackled.

``So, we are optimistic the strike will soon be called off and our children can go back to school in the shortest possible time.’’

He also reacted to the call by ASUU for NUC to be scrapped, saying ``the call is not in good faith as the commission has not gone to sleep over its duties''.

Also speaking on the recurrent disagreements between the commission and some professional bodies over accreditation and running of certain courses by some universities, Okojie acknowledged that there were issues that needed to be resolved between both parties.

``There is no country in the world where regulatory bodies and professional bodies go to regulate at the same time.

``So, it is true we are having problems with professional bodies in carrying out our mandate, but the issues too will soon be resolved and we can move on.

The executive secretary, who said that the commission had closed many faculties not fit to run courses in certain universities, admitted that; ``it is not easy to be a regulator’’.

According to him, the commission was ``silently regulating the system’’ having to also pay professional fees and encourage professors to do accreditation. (NAN)

http://leadership.ng/news/250913/ASUU-strike-soon-be-over-says-okojie

Omo see gobe

1. Mikel Obi Score Goal.
2. Pedro of Barca Score Hat Trick.
3. Black Face Signed a Deal of 52 Million.
4. Ramsey dey Score Goal now and nobody die.
5.Arsenal tops table
6.BBM now avaliable on Android & IOS.
7.Man.U got Thrashed!...

You still need Pastor to tell you say Endtime don near?

Nah wah Oº°˚˚°˚☺ ' if I wan write jamb sef' shey I go read reach diz one?

Sodiq3: 4.50-5.00 - first class

3.50-4.49 - 2nd class upper(2-1).

2.40.3.49 - 2nd class lower (2-2)

1.50-2.39 - 3rd class.

1.00 - 1.49- pass.

0.99- 0.00- failure..

GPA = TCUS/TCUR..
Where GPA is Grade point average, TCUS is total credit unit scored and TCUR is total credit unit registered..

CGPA =previous TCUS +Current TCUS/ previous TCUR+current TCUR..

Applicable to most uni's in nigeria except U.I dat uses a 7points grade..

xame az eksu'

El fenómeno: You're nothing but a fool. Idiot.

easy bro' I tot yhur gonna say his mad'

ASUU' ASUU' ASUU' if una allow me waste 2month. At home for nothing' thunder go fire una Oº°˚˚°˚☺ ' I just hope dy won't call off this strike under pressure' make sure all demands are meant bfor callin off diz time waster yhu call strike!

Hopin for the best'

Na today?

Ijele-igbo:
1 – DON’T SLEEP WITH WATCH
Watches can emit a certain level of
radioactivity. Though small, but if
you wear your watch to bed for a
long time, it might have adverse
effects on your health.

2 – DON’T SLEEP WITH BRA
Scientists in America have
discovered those that wear bras
for more than 12 hours have
a higher risk of getting breast
cancer. So go to bed without it.

3 – DON’T SLEEP WITH PHONE
Putting the phone beside your
bed or anywhere near you is not
encouraged. Though some of us
will use phones as alarm clocks,
but please put the phone as far as
possible. Scientists have proved
that electrical items including
mobile phone and television sets
emit magnetic waves when used.
These waves can cause
disruptions to our nervous
system. Therefore if you need to
put your mobile phone near you,
switch it off first.

4 – DON’T SLEEP WITH MAKE UP
People who sleep with make up
might have skin problems in the
long run. Sleeping with make up
will cause the skin to have
difficulty in breathing and
problem in perspiring. You will
also need a much longer time to
go into deep sleep. Lastly….. &
Most Importantly,

5 – DON’T SLEEP WITH OTHER
PEOPLE’S WIFE/ HUSBAND You may
never wake up lately

bros' abeg noo vex ooo' wetin happen? 3110 post and close to 500 topics' shey seun dy pay yhu ni mk yhu tell us' e don do naw' I trowey salute. For yhur kind person ooo' e good mk person get job sha' anyway nice advice' tnx!

I have issues with this topic for over a while now and I need nairalanders to help clarify it' which of this is better' graduatin early bfor 25 with a bad grade(pass) or graduating late with a very good grade(firstclass)

L.M Ayedun..:
Taye and Kehinde Babaagba of Thomas Adewumi International college, Oko, Kwara state.

My one year Juniors back in Secondary school days.

Proudly TAICO.

yhur juniors? Ehya! Did yhu bag first class too?

Nyc1'

Coooool but not fp worthy!

Soothin words indeed' any reasonable person shld be understandin after hearin one or two of diz words'

Nah wah Oº°˚˚°˚☺ ' and ѱє̲̣̣̣̥ are told not to say diz END TIME TINZ anymor' well' am just gonna shut my mouth and pretend I see nufin'

Badoo of lyf' I sight yhu bro!