₦airaland Forum

handsomeyitayo:
hope is not in ijebu ode you were invited to by the lady..I have a similar case like what you said...

Nope, at LASU

SARS almost lynched on me that year, I was set up by a fine lady through bbm chat, never knew I bought a stolen phone
Since then, I never bought fairly or London use phone, all my phone from slot since then

AbooNasir:
itumo?

Do I know o

Kapajumarimajupako

Water scarcity at this century
Which kind country be this na

Haha, the way women were caught cheating this days is alarming

I have that exactly jacket for sale if u wish

I swear, I hope government banned make up and Snapchat in nigeria

Op calm, the trailers have not been there almost a week now

BabaTee na Agbaya
See him small john thomas

Na so dem dey talk o, before u know gbam, 220 per liter

Akalia:
Iffa hear say you get 7 inch bazooka down there. You don't look it and you don't sound like it. No homo.

Ok bro

Well, to me personally, its not how big it looks like, but what you can perform with it, sometimes I wonder why people like lexteen steel and Julio Gomez got huge dick but can't perform with it
They will just be moving slow slow, that thing suck
I always imagine if am the one that got 13inch of dick, I would have destroy anything destroyable
My 7inches still dey try though

Hedonisst:
Just look at the obese pig. And the most annoying thing is how unremorseful he looks.

If I had the money, I would settle the CP and other top bosses in the Lagos police hierarchy to release the fat, disgusting bastard. Forget the internal processes, long talk, and court case. Let us forgive and forget. And release the idiot....

Release him alone to the 'boys in the hood' of Onipetesi, and zoom off. If he survives that ordeal, then he can continue with his life.

Where is onipetesi?

That's why I always prefer someone to go for a good grade car, all this 400,000 car won't help

Honchovv:
So nothing for the east

Which east?

Cityfirstborn:
u no well, am sure hush bumped into him in dubai and beg for a pix.
A football star who earns over 250k per week, you dey call fan

Na lie

Lol daddy freeze

The odd for G G in this match was 4.5 odd, damn I missed

Some people says pass like this

So u be side guy

House in the jungle?

Ijaycool:
Before you take this silly decision in NIGERIA,
First of all ask yourself

1. will my mother in law agree?
2. Will my father in law agree?
3. Will my husband's sisters agree?
4. Will my parents agree?
5. Will my mum's pastor agree?
6. Will Mike my elder brother agree?
7. Will our church youth agree?
8. Will the decorator agree?
9. Will our village youth agree?
10. Will our landlord agree?
11. Will my Facebook group (poshness bae) agree?



In oyibo land, wedding is between two consenting adults.
In Nigeria, wedding is between two families trying to out-do everyother humans.

The couple can't take any decisions.

I remember saying I will like to do my wedding on low cut hair, kaiii my mum and sisters almost disowned me.

Them go dey there dey wait marriage, I will just carry belle. I dey pity them.

Let me give you belle jare

Nawa for LOGO LGA :

fkmd:
BREAKING NEWS
Governorship Candidate of the African Action Congress (AAC), Engr Biokpomabo Awara declared winner of the following LGAs of Rivers State
Ahoada West LGA.
AAC – 44,857
PDP – 5,866
Ikwerre LGA.
AAC - 96,663 Vote
PDP - 7,554 Vote
Asalga Governorship result
AAC -18,834
PDP -2,239
Eleme LGA, Engr Awala floors Wike with;
AAC - 27,712
PDP - 4436
Oyigbo LGA
AAC - 32,026
PDP - 8,652
God is great! Wike is going
#RiversDecides

Haaa
Bro, are you serious?

Man, just go and perform to the will of the people and your name will evolve

Cantonese:
Brother your details are absolutely wrong! May I respectfully ask you how old you were between dec. 31, 1983 & aug 1985 when Buhari was the head of state and Tunde Idiagbon his deputy. The reasons why they were overthrown by Babangida/Abacha, etc, were highhandedness and poverty in the land. That regime was characterised by many cases of soldiers breaking open peoples shops, selling their essential commodities and making away with their money. Life became harsh for Nigerians. When they were removed Nigerians were happy and relieved.

Be reminded that when PDP took over in 1999, a bag of the best quality rice sold for between 4,000 and 5,500. The 2,500 that you quoted was the price of 1993 - 1995.

The pound sterling as at 1996 was at #130 - £1. At least I imported goods into the country that year and the dollar was @$1 - #60. The rate of #20 - $1 that you quoted existed between 1992 and 1993 just before the 12/06/1993 election.

My brother so also goes for other items/things that you quoted. Every Nigerian who had come of age, every Nigerian who was working or doing some form of business, every Nigerian who was handling some financial responsibility, every Nigerian who was concerned about the affairs of this country as of 1999 knows all the rates including the political leaders in the APC.

The problem sometimes that people have is blind followership. When things go wrong we must honestly admit it and hold leadership responsible. APC appealed to us all in 2015 on the grounds of morality and with evidence of looting on the part of PDP. We all saw it and booted that government out. That is the was it should be. Why is it difficult for some people to admit the truth that in this government the word "intergrity" has taken another dimension? Can you honestly say that APC is filled with incorrigible men and women? If so should I then remind you of some so called men and women of intergrity currently serving in this government but who are being protected?

The truth my friend is that this particular government had no clear cut economic plan. That's why we are still in the economic wilderness and the government still telling stories of how PDP wasted 16 years. We no longer one year to waste as far as development is concerned. Embezzelment is the very compelling reason why our politicians want to get power. If not so APC will not be in this do or die affair to hold on to power or capture PDP state.

You think about it. Our president promised to end medical tourism. Can you ever hear how much has been spent on his several visits abroad to fix his health? Why must he remain in power? If he is severely sick why won't he simply retire and go back to Daura. The only reason that can be adduced is power and the money he makes as a president. So also are other men and women across political parties. Cut off sentiments and see clearly my friend.

The day we begin to hold leadership accountable irrespective of political party, that day we begin the move out of the wilderness that Nigeria has been led into by power hungry politicians.

And PDP never an option

Validated:
You guys really amaze me. Do you really know why Buhari CANNOT hound Obj and Jonathan? They have a dossier on him wrt PTF, 53 suitcases, etc. All the noise about $16b power project have ended with elections.

Buhari is a confirmed THIEF! Else what relation has a man of integrity with Tinubu, Amaechi, Akpabio, Orji Uzor Kanu, Goje, Wamako, etc. These are known thieves with EFCC or CCT cases, Tell me any case Atiku has!

Buhari and APC have spent 4 years depreciating value in Nigeria, just masturbating on 16 years of PDP.
> They met Petrol price at N87 , but took it to N145. I hear we are going to N220 after elections.
> They met Naira at N197 and took it N360
> They met a thriving economy and revved it into recession
> They met a united nation and turn it to ethnic biased and religiously incensed country
> They said, they was no subsidy, but are paying trillion in other guises
> In 4 years, they initiated ZERO project, just commissioning what PDP started. Let us see what they will commission in second term . Nothing!
> The world of economist created the acronym BRINC (Brazil, Russia, India, Nigeria and China) as fastest growing economies in the world. Buhari and APC help them to change it to BRIC.

Who were the PDP leaders then? You need not look far.... See my second paragraph above.

And what prize pdp took over in 1999? Let me analyze in case u don't know

1. They said when Buhari took over from them a bag of rice was N11,500 but they took over when it was N2,500

2. They said when Buhari took over from them ltr of petrol was N87 but they took over when it was N11.

3. They said when Buhari took over from them $1 was N235 but they took over when it was N20.

4. They said when Buhari took over from them a bag of cement was N2,000 but they took over when it was N400.

ANALYSIS BETWEEN APC and PDP GOVERNMENT OF I6YEARS AND 31/2YEARS

ON MAJOR COMMODITIES

Rice
APC-N15,000-N11,500 =N4,500
PDP-N11,500-N2,500 =N9,000

PETROL
APC N145-N87 =N58
PDP N87-N11 =N76

U.S $
APC N360-N235 =N125
PDP N235-N20 =N215

CEMENT
APC-N2,500-N2,000 =N500
PDP-N2,000-N400 =N1,600

Who then created poverty

Alright now

Me in this life
Hustle
Make money
Bleep
Hustle
Make money
Bleep
No time for radarada

But Atiku claiming APC stole his mandate is not an insult abi?
Una no well I swear