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Romance › Re: What Was Your First Kiss Like? by lamaooo(m): 8:37pm On Dec 17, 2021

BadRadio:
my first kiss was a monumental disaster... bae was chewing on my tongue and gnashing teeth with me with her eyes wide open... she held my face and pushed me against the wall and tore my 20k balenciaga shirt, I noticed her breath smelled like ginger and garlic!!!

I was sore and bruised after she finished with me !!!

Scary !!!

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Romance › Re: Kim Kardashian’s Daughter, North West Shows Off Her Designer Purse Collection. by lamaooo(m): 8:34pm On Dec 17, 2021

I don't understand how this consigns me grin

Romance › Re: Don't We All Wish To Be Ethiopian Sometimes by lamaooo(m): 8:34pm On Dec 17, 2021

I still do not understand how black people will still be racist ��

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Romance › Re: How To Conquer Masturbation by lamaooo(m): 8:31pm On Dec 17, 2021

Or better still cut your dick grin

Romance › Re: So This Boy Dey Practise What His Parent Is Doing With My Daughter by lamaooo(m): 8:30pm On Dec 17, 2021

Wait fes how old is Joshua
grin

In other words you are looking for parenting tips abi grin

I envy that Joshua boy ooo grin

Romance › Re: Should I Tell Him, She Has Aborted For Me, I Need Advise Please. by lamaooo(m): 8:28pm On Dec 17, 2021

You better tell him now ooo grin

Romance › Re: Man Finds Maggots In Pork Meat He Bought Outside To Prepare Soup by lamaooo(m): 8:27pm On Dec 17, 2021

Comrade

ItsGoodToBeGood:
As you can see those magots are romancing the pork meat.

Romance › Re: Man Finds Maggots In Pork Meat He Bought Outside To Prepare Soup by lamaooo(m): 8:26pm On Dec 17, 2021

He no cook am well that's why grin

Eating raw or undercooked pork is not a good idea. The meat can harbor parasites, like roundworms or tapeworms. These can cause foodborne illnesses like trichinosis or taeniasis. While rare, trichinosis can lead to serious complications that are sometimes fatal
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Romance › Re: Tongue Drives Dem Craxi by lamaooo(m): 11:14am On Sep 08, 2021

you are evil mehn cheesy

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Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Says Am Not Emotional; What Does That Mean? by lamaooo(m): 11:31pm On Sep 07, 2021

He want you to cry when he nacks you cheesy

Romance › Re: . by lamaooo(m): 11:28pm On Sep 07, 2021

anastasius:
Useless fool. Already having sex at 20
U want to be useless in life. I pity you

coming from someone wey neva nack before cheesy

Romance › Re: . by lamaooo(m): 11:25pm On Sep 07, 2021

Cerebellum:
You knack hoelosho and you came here to announce to the world

You're a mumu man mehn!!

Abi na

Romance › Re: My Dick Refused to Stand After Doing This [Picture] by lamaooo(m): 11:29pm On Jan 07, 2021

LIKE AND DIE cheesy

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Celebrities › Re: Fan Super Excited As DJ Cuppy Video-called Him: Pictures & Video by lamaooo(m): 3:28am On Dec 24, 2020

Neimar:
Gosh when i go suck this girl boobies with my mouth?

MAYBE IN YOUR NEXT LIFE,THEN SHE MIGHT BE YOUR MOM grin

Celebrities › Re: Agbani Darego Celebrates Her 38th Birthday Today by lamaooo(m): 2:55pm On Dec 22, 2020

IS THIS THE LALA EVERYONE TALKS ABOUT,NICE TO FINALY MEET YOU SIR grin

Romance › Re: People Said I Look Like Brazilian Star Neymar Jr(photos) by lamaooo(m): 10:16pm On Dec 19, 2020

LETS SAY ABOUT 30%

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Celebrities › Re: If I Wasn't Educated, I Will Not Be Standing In Front Of You - President Buhari by lamaooo(m): 10:02pm On Dec 19, 2020

BUHARI SAYING THAT BE LIKE

IV I WHASNT EJUCACHED I VILL NOTCH BE STANDING IN FLONT OV YU

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Crime › Re: 2yr Old Boy Strangled To Death And Thrown In Oven By Grandparents For Crying by lamaooo(m): 9:48pm On Dec 19, 2020

AM SPEECHLESS grin

Crime › Re: 10-years Old Girl Throws Stepbrother In A Well To Avenge Maltreatment by lamaooo(m): 9:46pm On Dec 19, 2020

Vurkay:
Usman followed me and I throw him inside well

SHARP GIRL grin

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Crime › Re: Mob Sets Robber Ablaze In Akwa Ibom; Displays His Remains On The Road (Graphic) by lamaooo(m): 9:41pm On Dec 19, 2020

Mayng01:
Who does that?

YOU ALREADY ANSWERED PSYCOPATHS

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Crime › Re: Mob Sets Robber Ablaze In Akwa Ibom; Displays His Remains On The Road (Graphic) by lamaooo(m): 9:38pm On Dec 19, 2020

DoubleEngine007:
Them really say calabar people dey chop this thing....

What dey fvck did I just see

YOU SAW BURNT BALLS

BALLS MEHN

BALLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

grin

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Crime › Re: Police Investigate Five Secondary School Girls Who Raped Biology Teacher To Coma by lamaooo(m): 12:19am On Dec 18, 2020

asadkhatri627:
thanks for this usefull article, waiting for this article like this again. linktrader

PLS WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO

Crime › Re: Notorious Woman Who Beheaded Owl On Social Media Is Gunned Down by lamaooo(m): 11:59pm On Dec 17, 2020

MAD OO SO SHE WAS KILLED FOR KILLING AN OWL,STUPID PEOPLE grin

Romance › Re: Russian Woman Marries A Briefcase She Dated For 5 Years (Pix) by lamaooo(m): 10:25am On Dec 17, 2020

CHAI THIS ONE HAUE MAD FINISH

Politics › Re: President Buhari Celebrates His 78th Birthday Today by lamaooo(m): 10:06am On Dec 17, 2020

NA LIE THIS MAN SUPPOSE DON ENTER 80-85

Politics › Re: Boko Haram: Tinubu Visits Zulum, Wants Military To Change Strategy by lamaooo(m): 6:15pm On Dec 15, 2020

WOW SO THEY HAVE A STRATEGY

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Celebrities › Re: Nollywood Actor Jim Iyke Involved In Gastly Car Crash by lamaooo(m): 11:36pm On Dec 14, 2020

DID HE DIE

Celebrities › Re: Sasha Obama Faces Backlash On Social Media Over Viral Video And Photo by lamaooo(m): 11:31pm On Dec 14, 2020

That second picture looks like she put a bottle there

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