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Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Shatters Messi's Transfer Announcement Record On Twitter (Pix) by Lamasta(m): 9:54pm On Aug 27, 2021

All the dead Man Utd fans have suddenly resurrected

Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's Announcement Causes Man Utd Website To Crash As Deal Is Agre by Lamasta(m): 9:47pm On Aug 27, 2021

Kyase:
Cr7 breaking records already

Breaking websites too

Sports › Re: Official: Cristiano Ronaldo Joins Manchester United by Lamasta(m): 9:43pm On Aug 27, 2021

fergie001:
It's City's corner...
Counter-attack from United....It's Ronaldo....Sancho..Pogba...Fernandes....Sancho...Ronaldo Strikessssssss

Electric.......Orgasmical...........6 touches in a space of milliseconds....my world....

United deservedly in the lead.......What a Goal.

For all Man Utd fans....

Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Shatters Messi's Transfer Announcement Record On Twitter (Pix) by Lamasta(m): 9:40pm On Aug 27, 2021

Numerouno94:
Gbam!! I dey ur back. Notin for penchester United this season

Isee for the criminal club imagine the formation way I set them cone pass backyard scatter am...Fergie001 you and Ole no go make heaven o

Sports › Re: Tuchel Laments Ronaldo’s Move To Man Utd: He Will Make Life Harder For Us by Lamasta(m): 6:41pm On Aug 27, 2021

fergie001:
Sorry oooo...So City no get 9 laidis...

City should bring 100m and take Martial nah.....haba

Martial kee you dia

Sports › Re: Official: Cristiano Ronaldo Joins Manchester United by Lamasta(m): 6:39pm On Aug 27, 2021

fergie001:
United fans rn

Don't worry Arsenal fate awaits you na Manchester we dey grin

Sports › Re: Tuchel Laments Ronaldo’s Move To Man Utd: He Will Make Life Harder For Us by Lamasta(m): 6:38pm On Aug 27, 2021

fergie001:

Criminals....

Sports › Re: Official: Cristiano Ronaldo Joins Manchester United by Lamasta(m): 6:37pm On Aug 27, 2021

fergie001:
Manchester United FC

This is not acceptable UEFA must do something about this evil transfer man united just commited.....

All of us at Manchester City say no to this broad day light robbing.....

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Sports › Re: Tuchel Laments Ronaldo’s Move To Man Utd: He Will Make Life Harder For Us by Lamasta(m): 6:33pm On Aug 27, 2021

fergie001:
Numerouno94 dey peep
Lamasta don go awol

Mtchew

Foreign Affairs › Re: The Taliban Will Enjoy Killing Us': Gay Man Trapped In Afghanistan (Pix) by Lamasta(m): 6:31pm On Aug 27, 2021

MayorWhales:
You don’t mean it

Remove that meme now or you team will suffer worse fate than Arsenal for 600 years grin

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Taliban Kill A Woman After She Told Them She Was Too Poor To Cook For Them by Lamasta(m): 6:28pm On Aug 27, 2021

Death to talibans

Death to Terrorists

Una no go make heaven all of una cry

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Sports › Re: Tuchel Laments Ronaldo’s Move To Man Utd: He Will Make Life Harder For Us by Lamasta(m): 6:23pm On Aug 27, 2021

Numerouno94:
I jux dey observe

Na Lamasta i dey feel for pass, him bn done even create City new formation wit Ronaldo.

E pain me no be small o cry

I don set my formation with O R O R O before our devils dem hijack am from us

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Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Shatters Messi's Transfer Announcement Record On Twitter (Pix) by Lamasta(m): 6:22pm On Aug 27, 2021

fergie001:
Lalasticlalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.............see snake ooooooooo

ghettokid1 emeijeh vickyrotex angelfrost fuckingmallam45 ebukahades10 gbest90 Wordson crazygod kyase ray07 redblood01 dfrost lamasta chikason22 Oludharay rodwave Playermaker1 Sammy07 openmine

For poaching our only hope United will not make champions league next season cry

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Sports › Re: Details Of Mbappe Deal As PSG Accept Real Madrid’s Offer by Lamasta(m): 2:59pm On Aug 27, 2021

Anigreat:

Respect to the legend MESSI. Mbappe that PSG valued so much, they want to discard him immediately because they know that MESSI is 100+ mbappe in one person.

What KING MESSI can't do in pitch doesn't exist, is it dribbling, scoring , good pass, shots name them please? Unlike one old goat that is on his knees crying and begging Man City to take him in, so he can continue is tap in.

Mbappe is going to Madrid to win UCL, it will shock the young lad, when PSG with Messi lift the title this season.

Not surprised sha, all penaldo fanboys are weaklings and Mbappe is not excluded.

You pessi fans the earlier you realize that Mbappe will never play alongside Messi the better for you guys moreover PSG was begging him since last season to sign new contract but he refused so why say they discard him ehn you pessi fans self grin

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Food › Re: My Husband Loves Heavy Breakfast! by Lamasta(m): 12:58pm On Aug 27, 2021

chival:
Lol. The dish does look terrifying.

No be lie nnem grin

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Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Empties Locker At Juventus by Lamasta(m): 12:38pm On Aug 27, 2021

Ronaldo we earnestly awaits your arrival if this news is true

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Sports › Re: Manny Pacquiao,struggles To Open His Eyes While He's Being Spoon-fed By His Wife by Lamasta(m): 12:33pm On Aug 27, 2021

Beating way dey reset brain grin

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Politics › Re: Nigerians’ Trust In Buhari Regime Drops To 26% - API Survey by Lamasta(m): 9:01am On Aug 27, 2021

As far as Nigerians are concerned we have no trust in buhari our trust for him is -0% only zombies and BMC have trust in him

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Full List Of UEFA Award Winners. by Lamasta(m): 8:58am On Aug 27, 2021

Rugaria:
I'm actually looking at the possibility that the award should go to Kante. If he's the better midfielder, then he's the better player to Jorginho who plays in the same position with him..

Jorginho deserves it more cos of his exploits at the 2021 Euros

Food › Re: My Husband Loves Heavy Breakfast! by Lamasta(m): 8:51am On Aug 27, 2021

chival:
This comment cracked me up seriously.

That preciousgirl is the chief cook for the gods so am not surprised the kinds of delicacies she prepares for the gods...

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Full List Of UEFA Award Winners. by Lamasta(m): 8:50am On Aug 27, 2021

Rugaria:
So Ngolo Kante win The midfielder of the year while Jorginho wins the player of the year. Yet Kante and Jorginho play in the same midfield and in the same team!
How is this remotely possible?

Them share the award for Chelsea grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Full List Of UEFA Award Winners. by Lamasta(m): 8:49am On Aug 27, 2021

koladebrainiac:
that Diaz na wash sha,Just like Buhari

None of your defense reach am

Science/Technology › Re: 15ft Snake Swallows Entire Cow Before Its Stomach Bursts Open In Thailand by Lamasta(m): 6:50am On Aug 27, 2021

Greediness of the highest order grin

Politics › Re: Channels TV Presenters Leave NBC Meeting As DSS Denies Reports Of Arrests by Lamasta(m): 10:16pm On Aug 26, 2021

Hope my crush Maupe Ogun is hale and hearty o cos I don't trust buhari boys.....

Food › Re: My Husband Loves Heavy Breakfast! by Lamasta(m): 7:07pm On Aug 26, 2021

Na Orunmila grin

breakfast be this cos am seeing lizard hand inside the food...

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Sports › Re: BREAKING: CR7 Joins Manchester City by Lamasta(m): 7:05pm On Aug 26, 2021

Don't shake this table na pessi fans full am o grin

Family › Re: Former Ugandan Couple Celebrate Their Divorce After 6 Years Of Separation (Pix) by Lamasta(m): 6:56pm On Aug 26, 2021

Sko sko couple grin

celebrating divorce together but they cannot stay married together

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Politics › Re: Stella Oduah Decamps To APC, Dumps PDP (Video, Photos) by Lamasta(m): 6:53pm On Aug 26, 2021

They should all join them and destroy them

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Sports › Re: UEFA Champions League Draw On 26th August 2021 by Lamasta(m): 6:50pm On Aug 26, 2021

Faber:
I tell you. He just dey laugh where he dey now

As in ehn na better laugh in go dey laugh o as in go escape the bully way go follow the beating if Bayern beat them grin

Sports › Re: Jorginho: Chelsea Midfielder Win Uefa Men's Player Of The Year Award by Lamasta(m): 6:36pm On Aug 26, 2021

Congratulations to all the winners most especially at Ruben Dias am really happy for you....From all of us at Manchester City we say congratulations
to Jorginho he was fantastic at the UCL and Euro its an award well deserved and to Tuchel too he is lucky I must say from being a finalist with PSG and becoming a winner with Chelsea the following season he really deserved the award.....Congrats to all the winners cool

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Sports › Re: UEFA Champions League Draw On 26th August 2021 by Lamasta(m): 6:34pm On Aug 26, 2021

fergie001:
ghettokid1 paulolee Sammy07 angelfrost fuckingmallam45 ebukahades10 gbest90 Wordson crazygod kyase ray07 redblood01 dfrost vickyrotex lamasta chikason22 Oludharay rodwave Playermaker1.....

Bayern v Barcelona oooo

8-2 reloaded grin

Messi foresee this draw coming and ran away from Barcelona grin

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Sports › Re: UEFA Champions League Draw On 26th August 2021 by Lamasta(m): 6:14pm On Aug 26, 2021

Great100000:
Group Q (Very Hard Group)

Arsenal

Orlando Pirates

Gamba Osaka

Hercules.

May una forgive Arsenal now grin

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