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Business / Laundry Business by lambszy(m): 4:20pm On Dec 31, 2021
Good day guys.
Please, i need template for record keeping in laundry business. Pls, I need it to optimise profits.
Thanks.
Politics / Re: Thieves Steal A Whole Bridge In Ohio, USA. Police Baffled, Ask Locals For Help by lambszy(m): 6:46am On Dec 17, 2021
This one weak me!
I swear... shocked
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Photos Of Two Security Men Sleeping On Duty by lambszy(m): 8:12pm On Nov 25, 2021
They look tired. Judging by the way they are even sleeping...

E no easy.
Phones / Re: Whatsapp Warns Over GB WhatsApp That Mimics Features & Could Leave You Blocked by lambszy(m): 7:21pm On Jul 05, 2021
grin grin grin grin
Them dey talk about temporary ban of accounts using GB WhatsApp
You dey find am for Iphone....

Life!

Dahunsipaul:
Does anyone know if there’s any gb WhatsApp for iPhones?

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Education / Re: He Speaks English Well But Can Not Read And Write by lambszy(m): 4:38pm On Jul 05, 2021
Thanks I appreciate.
SEGLIZ:


you are such a good friend, very selfless indeed. Jesus continue to reward you in all that is yours.

he needs phonics, with phonics he is good to go. even the impaired are doing well this, I could have being of help though I don't know you distance.
Education / Re: He Speaks English Well But Can Not Read And Write by lambszy(m): 4:34pm On Jul 05, 2021
Thanks...
venatus25:
Don't just help by listing words and their spelling, he won't be able to remember all the spellings.
In this very case you need take him back to the fundamental which include the 26 letter of the alphabet which comprises of the 5 vowels and 21 consonants, teach him the sound each vowel and consonant carries and how they are being combined to produce a unique sound or word.
After this is done you can proceed to giving him example of words when combined by starting with two letter words then upgrade gradually to more letters word and also show him how to seperate letters when trying to pronounce complex letter words, example: mo-bi-li-za-tion, ca-me-ra, etc. Don't be in hurry, ensure he fully understand each step before proceedings to another step. If he is living in or could visit Akwa ibom state, I will personally volunteer to help him out at lease for a day.
In my secondary school days, I've help 3 of my friends with similar problem.
Education / Re: He Speaks English Well But Can Not Read And Write by lambszy(m): 1:09am On Jul 05, 2021
Thanks.
Gambit23:


Meet a primary school English teacher.

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Education / Re: He Speaks English Well But Can Not Read And Write by lambszy(m): 1:07am On Jul 05, 2021
@tosheeba
He is In the North.
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Education / Re: He Speaks English Well But Can Not Read And Write by lambszy(m): 1:02am On Jul 05, 2021
cool

FORWARDEVERLY:



Well, I didn't say it to Mock poly graduates..
I just stated known FACTS..
As for your friend, first of all, he needs to be willing to learn, cos if he is not, then anything you are doing to help him can not be appreciated and is dead on arrival..
If he is willing, then teach him and be strict on the routine..
He would adjust and improve with time..
All the best to him and you.
Cheers..
Education / Re: He Speaks English Well But Can Not Read And Write by lambszy(m): 10:52pm On Jul 04, 2021
Guy... No be so,
Relax. na because of arguments like this na em dey make people like my friend dey die in silence.
This kind energy no go help

Thanks anyway.
FORWARDEVERLY:
Tomorrow now, if we say poly graduates cannot and should not be compared to Uni graduates..
Una go start to Wail...
Oh.. I remember back then, for those of us that went to Fed Uni, if you no get 200 you no go even near school gate for Aptitude test..
And you no fit use guess work score 200 above for jamb. Quote me anywhere anyday..
Op, you friend should go back to Primary 5
Education / Re: He Speaks English Well But Can Not Read And Write by lambszy(m): 10:44pm On Jul 04, 2021
Thanks.

geunik:

Record the lecture. Download video and audio and let him listen to them. But the writing part is a problem. Even if he understands the lecture audio and videos, putting them into writing is a most
Education / Re: He Speaks English Well But Can Not Read And Write by lambszy(m): 2:24pm On Jul 04, 2021
Thank you. smiley

CeokRicchezza:
Do you know phonics? If you don't, try to read up on phonics and study the 42 sounds and use that to teach him how to read. Queen premier won't help him at all. All you need is a good instructor or yourself that can explain how sounds works. From there, he will be able to pick words by listening to the sounds

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Education / Re: He Speaks English Well But Can Not Read And Write by lambszy(m): 2:19pm On Jul 04, 2021
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bigtt76:
cheesy cheesy cheesy

For some reasons many can read the bible but can't read any other book ...I don't know why. They can also speak very good English or so it may sound to listeners but they can't actually decipher what they mean.

It may because they read along with the pastor during church service and are able to make their way through reading it on their own but can't do so with any other book.

As for dashing me as BF ...won't mind and would've helped him improved more undecided


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Education / Re: He Speaks English Well But Can Not Read And Write by lambszy(m): 2:01pm On Jul 04, 2021
optm:
He's most likely having a learning disability called dyslexia. Go read more on it and see support communities your friend can benefit from

Thank you.

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Education / Re: He Speaks English Well But Can Not Read And Write by lambszy(m): 2:00pm On Jul 04, 2021
sisisioge:
It's a common phenomenon in Nigeria. That guy would eventually graduate with "helps" and become unemployable tomorrow or even a bad entrepreneur if he doesnt address the issue now. Now that he has opened up, his problem is half solved.


Let him get Queens premiere and brighter grammar book 1 to 4 as well as start using YouTube to learn to read and write sensibly. He could search for "reading in english for beginners", "writing in English for beginers", etc...The guy will learn how to read well within 1 year if he stays consistent and thank you for being such a good friend. A problem shared is half solved, all that remains is his own resolve to resolve the matter grin

By the way, I grew up in the north, speak really good English with a little trace of the northern tongue but didnt really learn to read until I was in primary 4. Afterwards, I read almost everything wink

shocked
Thanks, I appreciate.

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Education / Re: He Speaks English Well But Can Not Read And Write by lambszy(m): 10:45am On Jul 04, 2021
Obakashdee:
How he take pass jamb, seems the sickness just started

Em guess the answers come score 145 by chance or luck I no know watin to call that one but em pass sha.

Somebody help am get admission for the poly wey me dey school now.

...any help wey you think say fit help am abeg just drop am. No advice too small

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Education / Re: He Speaks English Well But Can Not Read And Write by lambszy(m): 10:41am On Jul 04, 2021
Volkswagen90:
Olu is not fair o,so u bring my matter here,don't ever come to me again,i don't need ur help,so u don't know I dey nairaland.
shocked shockedshocked shocked
grin grin grin grin

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Education / Re: He Speaks English Well But Can Not Read And Write by lambszy(m): 9:34am On Jul 04, 2021
bigtt76:
He needs to listen and watch more YouTube English Language training videos. You can search for those that will enable him read along and also get a notebook with which he can also be writing down what is being taught in the videos. That way he practices both reading comprehension and writing.

Why I asked if he was a born again is because jokes apart, they rarely want to read or study anything other than the Bible or listen to language training videos but would rather spend hours listening to their pastors and read the Bible. Not that it's not good but most times these pastors don't use the correct tenses while preaching and you latch on it. Then again the Bible (aside from the New English Version) is written in old English format.

Your friend needs to dedicate more time to this and trust me he will be better off within the shortest possible time. All the best and God bless you for assisting him.



Thanks again for your input.
You're very correct about the born again thing, listening to their pastors and the rest of it. He believes only in prayer and I have talked to him about it.

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Education / Re: He Speaks English Well But Can Not Read And Write by lambszy(m): 9:20am On Jul 04, 2021
oluwafreshkid:
You ever heard of dyslexia?

Yes,
Thanks.
Education / Re: He Speaks English Well But Can Not Read And Write by lambszy(m): 9:18am On Jul 04, 2021
DMCY:


@OP, please read up on dyslexia a little that might be his problem.

Thanks.
I appreciate, I will do just that. A friend of mine suggested it to me too, talking about a learning difficulties.

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Education / Re: He Speaks English Well But Can Not Read And Write by lambszy(m): 9:14am On Jul 04, 2021
ruggedtimi:
You self u cannot write well grin...Most of my class mates back then at the University couldn't write simple sentences and correct spellings... Nobody perfect sha

Thanks.
...but you sha get the message abi. That's the ideal idea of communication. No b so?

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Education / Re: He Speaks English Well But Can Not Read And Write by lambszy(m): 9:12am On Jul 04, 2021
Freestainworld:
You are a good friend, never let your guards down on him or give up, it's usually not easy to read and Write if a child fails to comprehend that at an earlier stage of his or her development not to talk of an adult, just be patient, start with those easier words like " come, go, table, you, us etc" he will pick up with time.
Thanks. smiley
Education / Re: He Speaks English Well But Can Not Read And Write by lambszy(m): 8:16am On Jul 04, 2021
OlayemiAshraf:
He might have "reading disorder "

True.
I advised him, to see the students counselling unite, he was advice to get a Bible believing Church for prayers.
Which he did but we are still here.

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Education / Re: He Speaks English Well But Can Not Read And Write by lambszy(m): 8:12am On Jul 04, 2021
bigtt76:
Is he a born again? Na dem sabi speak all big big grammar but can't read or write cheesy
Well, yes...
Serious one but no be the issue be that...
The guy need help..
If you get advise abeg drop am.

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Education / Re: He Speaks English Well But Can Not Read And Write by lambszy(m): 8:09am On Jul 04, 2021
illicit:
Is he a native speaker?

How did he get to pass sch exams, WAEC and JAMB UTME anyway

He needs a specialist
yes, I agree with you.

The same and more questions I have also asked him and he said something about not knowing how he passed WAEC but as for JAMB, he did the computer base JAMB, picked any options he feels is right. then scored 145.

As for the admission, his family friend helped in working out the admission into the polytechnic.

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Education / He Speaks English Well But Can Not Read And Write by lambszy(m): 6:56am On Jul 04, 2021
Good morning guys,

Please, help me to help a friend.

I have tried everything possible within my capacity to help this guy but to no avail.
My friend is 22 and currently in one of the federal polytechnic here in Nigeria. This guy can speak good english well but the problem is he can not read nor write, the only thing he can write down is his name and Reg. No.

Last year, before first semester exam. I noticed that this guy is always avoiding conversation that involves reading or studying. I never saw him read, not even once. We are neighbours and friends.

I just decided to take it upon myself to find out what was wrong as I know, he is a good person but hiding something. So I offered to be helping him with his assignments and handout summary to my amazement the guy find it hard to read what I smartly asked him to. He refused to admit that he can't read, probably he was a shame to admit it, so I let him be.

He, then finally opens up to me about him not been able to read and write. Of course, this was after first semesters exam and I had to perster him before he was able to tell me of his secret. How have you been writing the exam then? I asked, he said "I submit blank paper" when the result came out he had 6 COs (carry overs).

Again, I offered to help. I did all his assignments, encourage him to write something in all his test, He improved on his CA and others except for reading as I told him to at list write some thing down.even if it means coping from someone siting next to him without getting caught, I'm not encouraging exam malpractice but he needed help urgently.

Now here's my major challenge and concern, Since January this year, I have used Queen's Premier, used other English materials, vowel and consonant sound

The only thing he's been able to read are just few two letter words. Thought I was the problem, so I lied to a friend who happens to be a lecturer that the guy needs help, and that he's finding it hard to understand his books. The lecturer agreed to help but later told the guy not to come again as the guy is still not getting any thing.

Please, help.... the guy want to learn but I don't know what exactly could be the problem.

Inputs please, I anticipate your wise advice.
Thanks.

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Crime / Re: Chidinma Ojukwu: I Tied Usifo Ataga's Hands Before Stabbing Him To Death by lambszy(m): 5:49am On Jul 04, 2021
Something is not just right, here. cry
Crime / Re: The Apartment Where Chidinma Ojukwu Killed Usifo Ataga (Video) by lambszy(m): 11:09am On Jul 03, 2021
prezee1:
Nigerian police are working unless they tied thier hand with a remote control from Abuja
This is the ghost of PM Jubril. grin grin grin grin
Crime / Re: The Apartment Where Chidinma Ojukwu Killed Usifo Ataga (Video) by lambszy(m): 11:04am On Jul 03, 2021
moscobabs:
That gender killed Usifo

That gender lured Nmamdi Kanu

That gender led the DSS operation to Igboho's house.

Fear the gender
Just learn the act of using the gender...
You gehrit shocked
Romance / Re: A Nairalander Weds His Pretty South Korean Bride In Owerri (photos) by lambszy(m): 10:59am On Jul 03, 2021
cheesy
Rozcol:
So we have them on Nairaland too lol
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Things You Should Do To Keep Your Job by lambszy(m): 2:52pm On Jun 26, 2021
You make a point. But all this don't guarantee one keeping his or her job...

I know of some guys, that were laid off, in Lagos, just because some set of people in the company felt threatened by this guys's expertise...

One man business is one of the places you get knowledge and experience. Not keeping the job. shocked
Cvclue11:
One of the statements I hear from unemployed job seekers time and time again is to do everything you can to keep your current employment unless you're ready to move on and have a new position lined up.
If you're dissatisfied at work, have a look at these suggestions for how to keep your job before submitting your resignation. You don't have to stay indefinitely, but if you can, you should try to stay at least until you find another job because it's more difficult to get work when you're unemployed.
Make an effort to make the job work. Is there anything you could change to make the job work better? Is it possible to request a transfer or a shift change? Is there anything that could sway your opinion and persuade you to stay?


Work assiduously.
Most companies don't mind if you spend a little time on Facebook or texting, but make sure you focus on your work and give your boss the time you're paid for. When it comes to layoffs, if the company needs to make a decision, your employer will keep the most productive staff.

Ascertain that you are one of them.
Installing a Facebook blocker on your browser will make it more difficult to view the website if spending too much time on it is your main vice. Both Google Chrome and Apple have a couple of apps that are very good at limiting your Facebook usage.

Always arrive on time.
Employees who are late to work, take a long lunch break, use a lot of sick time, and/or depart early every day will not be rewarded by their supervisor. Instead of making excuses for why you can't be at work, be on time and present.
If your delay is due to a personal issue, set up a meeting with your manager to explain the circumstance. Inquire if you can stay late to make up for missed time until the problem is resolved. If the situation is urgent enough, most companies will sympathize and be accommodating.
Play well with others. Be the employee who gets along with everyone, doesn't engage in workplace gossip, and is willing to assist coworkers. A pleasant attitude and friendliness go a long way toward winning your coworkers' respect and trust. This strategy could potentially increase your job satisfaction and happiness.

Be adaptable.
Flexibility might be an important factor in keeping your employment. Consider volunteering if your personal schedule allows when your company needs someone to alter shifts, work weekends, put in some extra, or take on additional jobs.

Don't be a whiner.
Nobody hates complainers, no matter how valid their grievances are. If you don't like your job, keep in mind that there are plenty of others who would gladly take it. One technique to avoid whining is to express thankfulness by stating, "I receive" rather than "I have" to accomplish anything. You will immediately begin to view the glass half full by changing one word!
Offer to assist. Volunteering for new initiatives, offering to help with projects, and taking on more responsibility are all excellent methods to gain (or preserve) job stability. It will also benefit you because the more jobs outside of your comfort zone you take on, the more you will learn and progress

Separate your social media and professional lives.
Even if you despise your job, keep your feelings to yourself or trusted family and friends. Don't vent your frustrations on social media since you never know who will read it. That could be enough to cost you your job.

Maintain a positive attitude.
A good attitude is contagious and essential for long-term employment retention. On my desk is a Post-it note with Rosanne Cash's phrase, "Cheerfulness is a choice." Maintaining a cheerful attitude, especially in the face of adversity, will make your life and that of your coworkers much simpler. Make modest changes to your everyday routine to become more positive if you're trapped in a negative rut.
Business / Re: Nigerian Company, Ketron, Acquires Shoprite Stores by lambszy(m): 8:19am On Jun 02, 2021
Nice...
At least, “ShopRites” is now 100% a Nigerian own store,.

Hope they will improve on their employment strategy.

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