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lalasticlala:
What's your problem? Is it not on home page?

I have posted about three NEWS since ysterday but neither Ishilove, Lalasticlala nor Seun has made it to FP....IԲ na to say na accident, robbery, lynching or insurgency, dem 4 don make FP sinx dat second.
I tire oooooo

TYPES OF STUDENTS FOUND IN SOME OF THE
DEPARTMENTS IN HIGHER INSTITUTIONS:
.
OPTOMETRY: Their girls always looking sharp,cute and
neat with their all white, just gorgeously looking but by
the time u set ur eyes on their guys u will become
discouraged; looking like the first mortuary attendants
on earth.
.
MED LAB : Students found in this department both the
girls and the boys are believed to be advanced
community secondary school students searching for
green pastures in the university with their white and
blue uniform. Enjoying senior jokes, till i catch one
.
LAW STUDENTS: Students found in this department are
believed to be the ones that seriously did ITK (I too
know) in secondary school,always galavating round the
school premises looking like hungry teachers that have
not received their salaries for about 8 years plus.
.
Marketing: Only the name will give u a little Idea to
where I am heading to. They are the chief noise makers
found in the university. Evolution made it known that
they are the backsitters in Secondary School transferred
to continue their good work in the university.
.
ACCOUNTANCY: Their guys are more cute than their
girls. U will concur with me that some shapes have
been discovered by scientist barley looking at the legs
of some girls like c Ronaldo shape...anti curved shape
etc.
.
Zoology:Their department is like onion..It will make u
cry. If u are under this discipline please clap for
yourselves. It is not easy joor.
.
ORTHOPEDICS AND PROSTHESIS: Yes their are fine girls
in this department but they are believed to exist only in
the early 60's. Their guys are now frustrated to the
extent some are now doing change of course not
minding the course even If is Industrial Igbo.
.
PHILOSOPHY; The call themselves the great wisdomite
but yet they are been duped in school. Do me a favour
please gerrarahia.
.
NUTRITION AND DIETETICS: Great course with great
students with well fed handsome guys with Mary amaka
girls. Sometimes mere looking at them u will be like
''wait o am i still in secondary school or in the
university'' pharoah please let my people go'
.
POLITICAL SCIENCE: Students found in this discipline
are very tall but mainly disabled...no wonder politicians
are like that.. It is from their course gene.
.
MEDICINE AND SURGERY: They are quite intelligent but
boastful. Always feeling like without them nothing
moves. Big heads. Combining their heads together u will
make a good okada seat.
.
HISTORY: Looking like History themselves always
wearing one type of clothe to school all the time.
.
MASS COMMUNICATION: Girls found in this department
are believed to be the cutest in the university. Is like the
admit students according to looks because It will be
hard for u to see a being that is ugly. Even their guys..
looking very neat and well kept.
.
MICRO BIOLOGY: They are the most populated in
university history with block heads and hippy students.
Always making noise in class.
.
INDUSTRIAL CHEM/ CHEMISTRY: Joyfully Admitted but
they don't know where the are heading to in respect to
the course the are studying. Ask one the meaning of
Chemistry and see definition that will make u fall down
and die.
.
MANAGEMENT: Bursty girls with manageable boys...
will u blame them after all that is what the are
studying.
.
FOOD SCIENCE TECHNOLOGY: Filled with Students that
can't cook that re looking forward to cook well in future.
.
LIBRARY SCIENCE: Mainly students that hardly read or
write so the are aided by allowing them spend the rest
of their years in school learning it.
.
PHARMACY: Filled with Indigenous and Industrious cute
students. So sophisticated and brainy.
.
NURSING: They are the Ajebos in campus. Always
gossiping in class. The rate of their gossiping has eaten
much of their flesh till the extent they are now looking
like expired recharge cards.
.
COMPUTER SCIENCE: Filled with Good looking well
educated criminals that sort their lives out after
examination
.
ARCHITECTURE.Good students that needs help in
future...without seeing what to draw to earn
money...hunger will sacrifice them to the gods
.
ENGLISH AND LITERALLY STUDIES: Always carrying
dictionary that looks like book of life"" yet they dont
release atom.

1 University of Lagos
Lagos
2 University of Ibadan
Ibadan
3 Obafemi Awolowo University
Ile-Ife
4 Covenant University
Ota
5 University of Ilorin
Ilorin
6 University of Nigeria
Nsukka ...
7 Federal University of Technology, Minna
Minna
8 Federal University of Technology, Owerri
Owerri
9 University of Benin
Ugbowo ...
10 Ahmadu Bello University
Zaria
11 University of Agriculture, Abeokuta
Abeokuta ...
12 Federal University of Technology, Akure
Akure
13 University of Port Harcourt
Port Harcourt
14 Afe Babalola University
Ado-Ekiti
15 Landmark University
Omu-Aran
16 Lagos State University
Ojo
17 Nnamdi Azikiwe University
Awka ...
18 Michael Okpara University of Agriculture
Umuahia
19 Bayero University Kano
Kano
20 University of Jos
Jos
21 Enugu State University of Science and Technology
Enugu
22 Redeemer's University
Mowe
23 Rivers State University of Science and Technology
Port Harcourt
24 Federal University, Oye-Ekiti
Oye ...
25 Babcock University
Ilishan-Remo ...
26 Ebonyi State University
Abakaliki
27 University of Maiduguri
Maiduguri
28 University of Abuja
Abuja
29 Ladoke Akintola University of Technology
Ogbomoso ...
30 Pan African University
Lagos
31 Ekiti State University, Ado Ekiti
Ado-Ekiti
32 Veritas University
Abuja
33 Adekunle Ajasin University
Akungba Akoko ...
34 Lead City University
Ibadan
35 Osun State University
Oshogbo ...
36 University of Uyo
Uyo
37 African University of Science and Technology
Abuja
38 Delta State University, Abraka
Abraka
39 Kwara State University
Ilorin
40 Federal University, Dutsin-Ma
Dutsin-Ma
41 University of Calabar
Calabar
42 Federal University, Ndufu-Alike
Ndufu-Alike
43 Tai Solarin University of Education
Ijebu-Ode ...
44 University of Agriculture, Makurdi
Makurdi
45 American University of Nigeria
Yola
46 Paul University
Awka
47 Nasarawa State University
Keffi
48 Nigerian Turkish Nile University
Abuja
49 Bingham University
Auta Balifi
50 Baze University
Abuja
51 Abubakar Tafawa Balewa University
Bauchi
52 Bells University of Technology
Ota
53 Ambrose Alli University
Ekpoma
54 Madonna University
Okija ...
55 Federal University, Otuoke
Otuoke
56 Modibbo Adama University of Technology
Yola
57 Olabisi Onabanjo University
Ago Iwoye ...
58 Caritas University
Enugu
59 Ajayi Crowther University
Oyo Town
60 Ondo State University of Science & Technology
Okitipupa
61 Benue State University
Makurdi
62 Kaduna State University
Kaduna
63 Federal University of Petroleum Resources
Effurun
64 Chukwuemeka Odumegwu Ojukwu University
Uli
65 Benson Idahosa University
Benin City
66 Joseph Ayo Babalola University
Ikeji-Arakeji
67 Crawford University
Faith City ...
68 Umaru Musa Yar'Adua University
Katsina
69 Achievers University, Owo
Owo
70 Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida University
Lapai
71 Adeleke University
Ede
72 Niger Delta University
Wilberforce Island Yenagoa
73 Federal University, Dutse
Dutse
74 Igbinedion University Okada
Okada ...
75 Caleb University
Imota
76 Oduduwa University
Ile Ife
77 Federal University, Lokoja
Lokoja
78 Usmanu Danfodio University
Sokoto
79 Imo State University
Owerri
80 Fountain University
Oshogbo
81 Al-Hikmah University
Ilorin ...
82 Renaissance University
Enugu
83 Obong University
Obong Ntak
84 Novena University
Ogume
85 University of Mkar
Mkar
86 Abia State University
Uturu
87 Kebbi State University of Science and Technology
Aliero
88 Cross River University of Science & Technology
Calabar ...
89 Bowen University
Iwo
90 Wellspring University
Benin City
91 Federal University, Lafia
Lafia
92 Salem University
Lokoja
93 Yobe State University
Damaturu
94 Western Delta University
Oghara
95 Adamawa State University
Mubi
96 Federal University, Kashere
Kashere
97 Bauchi State University
Gadau ...
98 Taraba State University
Jalingo
99 Crescent University
Abeokuta
100 Sokoto State University
Sokoto.


Cc:
Isilove, Lalasticlala and Seun....FP pʆร

Nigerian men treat their wives as second in command, they expect their women to be there for them, answer when they call and they always want to make the final decision... be the man

For a woman... not knowing how to cook is a serious crime in Nigeria.

Men in Nigeria believe that a woman is responsible if she is good with domestic works while the ones with very little knowledge and domestic know-how are considered irresponsible


A Nigerian boy is expected to leave his father's house at most by the age of 30, fend for himself and build his own home. If he fails to do so, he would be regarded as an irresponsible man in his own community; Nigerian men are expected to be independent by thirty at most.

A Nigerian man is very hard-working compared to his counterparts in Diaspore because

1. The average Nigerian man believes in a family and the men are expected to take up all the bills at home.

2. The man runs the home irrespective of 'how much' the wife is worth.

The Nigerian man is a natural hustler, they go out in the morning and come back in the evening, they don't usually get fed up with wealth acquisition, that is the one thing American women seem to like so much about Nigerian men, - That they take responsibility and make sure their family as well as their woman is well taken care of.

One said "I love the way African men love their children it is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen, but I can see the boys are more spoiled, that is the truth."

Find out more juicy Tips About Girls From Nigeria
Why do Nigerian men Always go Home to Marry??

If you do a search on the internet about "Nigerian men" you would come across very few positive comments and loads of negative stuff about Men from Nigeria, like they are domineering, you hear things like "Nigerian guys are naturally dishonest!," you will hear the good and you will also hear the bad things about men from western African. Well, I guess that comes with life

But the main question is - Why Nigerian guys in Diaspore go home to marry the accredited innocent and yet un-spoiled girl back in their country instead of the white chick they have been cuddling all year long??

The simple answer to that question is - because they don't like an independent woman. African men believe that independent women and women with western upbringing are already spoiled and finds it very difficult to cope as tradition demands

Like going into the kitchen everyday to prepare his favorite recipe or give it to them the way they want it on bed. African men in general see the women as a helper who they have to love, pamper and dominate and they want her to remain thus, not another bread winner or some sort of competition.

Clubbing, excessive partying, alcohol is considered highly indecent for a Nigerian wife while the white woman considers them a sort of get-away.
The simple Nigerian girl is willing to submit and be a real wife to an African man, by so doing she enjoys unhindered love and lavish that she initially never bargained for. That's why a man from Nigeria can fly several miles back home to bring her over, after of course several trial and errors with the white chicks.

A Nigerian women finds savorable love in humility, a quality that Nigerian men are yet to find in women with western upbringing.

Most of the negative things you hear about Nigerian/black men are from white/American women who tell stories of how they got their heart broken and how ruthless heartless they find Nigerian men. I am a Nigerian guy and I don't care whether you are white, black or even pink once you have the qualities I want in a woman, I am off to the alter with you.

And that brings me to yet another tip about Men from Nigerian - They prefer church wedding to court marriage, in fact, only about 2 percent of all couples in Nigeria had court marriage, the rest follow the normal trend, - introduction, traditional and then church wedding no court nothing.

Dating Nigerian Men

Here is where it goes wrong most of the times... dating a Nigerian guy, white women often find it difficult to cope, they think we are domineering and demanding. Well, that is because we were pretty spoilt back home, In Nigeria, we think the main responsibility of a man is to pay the bills, we can pay all the bill and even more but we don't wash no dishes, we don't change no diapers, we pay someone to do that if our wife is gainfully employed.

Women from the western world got "ego" and that is simply why Nigerian men don't marry far away from home.

Most of the American/European women that are successfully dating Nigerian men either had to adjust or get him to shrink a little bit but that is not always easy, we rather turn the other way than get squeezed a little bit and that is the hard truth.

But frankly, you can date and marry a handsome Nigerian guy any day if you are willing and able to be a good wife.

Almighechi....the almighty APC member...Welcome home baba

I would rather marry a aged Beninoise , than date 25years old Nigerian lady.
They sucks, stinks etc.
F**k tɦɛ devil that made them.
We're truly Nigerians(guys) because we're smart, handsome, rich, which makes us all dope.
Don't take things the other way round. I know you beg your bf for s3x at times, just to feel the strength and thickness of a Nigerian guy's d1ck.
Lol.
Mo'fooooo

Since the inception of Governor Peter Ayodele Fayose, some APC members has been given suspension letters from work.
In the case of a man from my local government, he was then the Supervisor for Education in my local council and also a health worker during Fayemi's administration, Mr. Sanya Aroso by name.
The last time he was paid a salary was last year february. He had six(6) children, three(3) of his children are in higher institution and the last of his children, being triplets are about to write UTME this coming month.
Please I plead to all well meaning Nigerians to help him resolve this issues out.
If not because his wife had a very good job. How will the family members cope? His wife is a serving head teacher in one of the primary schools in Ikole Local Government of the state.
Thanks very much to all Nairalanders.



Lalasticlala, Seun front page please.

praxisnetworks:
On appointment. But I wish you well though. Government jobs are overrated.

He was also given appointment

praxisnetworks:
You can't be a civil servant and be playing politics. Choose one!

I understand, but let me tell you what you don't know, the present chief press secretary to the Governor is a civil servant and scores like that.

Since the inception of Governor Peter Ayodele Fayose, some APC members has been given suspension letters from work.
In the case of a man from my local government, he was then the Supervisor for Education in my local council and also a health worker during Fayemi's administration, Mr. Sanya Aroso by name.
The last time he was paid a salary was last year february. He had six(6) children, three(3) of his children are in higher institution and the last of his children, being triplets are about to write UTME this coming month.
Please I plead to all well meaning Nigerians to help him resolve this issues out.
If not because his wife had a very good job. How will the family members cope? His wife is a serving head teacher in one of the primary schools in Ikole Local Government of the state.
Thanks very much to all Nairalanders.

Since the inception of Governor Peter Ayodele Fayose, some APC members has been given suspension letters from work.
In the case of a man from my local government, he was then the Supervisor for Education in my local council and also a health worker during Fayemi's administration, Mr. Sanya Aroso by name.
The last time he was paid a salary was last year february. He had six(6) children, three(3) of his children are in higher institution and the last of his children, being triplets are about to write UTME this coming month.
Please I plead to all well meaning Nigerians to help him resolve this issues out.
If not because his wife had a very good job. How will the family members cope? His wife is a serving head teacher in one of the primary schools in Ikole Local Government of the state.
Thanks very much to all Nairalanders.

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