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Foreign AffairsRe: Police Raid Gay Wedding In Uganda, Arrest 44 by lampvoice: 5:37pm On Jun 01, 2021
Among a lot other characters and behavior some set of humans chose to be barbaric.

Does it seem natural to pull your dong on a fellow man knowing that he is female therefore can not reproduce like it is supposed to be naturally.

I personally can kill any man who dares have sexual thought towards me he doesn't even need to say his intentions by thinking it alone I'll kill

If the world was gay will they exist?
Animals in human skin
PoliticsRe: Buhari Seeks Confirmation Of Farouk Yahaya As Chief Of Army Staff by lampvoice: 12:26pm On Jun 01, 2021
Congratulations Mr. Farouk Yahaya

The Senate will confirm you because,

Your service is highly needed to curb the menace bedeviling the country we only can hope that your service is fair and it's according to the ethics and rules of engagement.

Not to allow sentiment and personal agenda get in the way of delivering your service to our dear crying country.

And above all, try not to die cause your boys will be doing a lot of killing too
lipsrsealed
HealthRe: Indians Bath In Cow Dung & Urine To Fight Off Covid-19 (disturbing Pictures) by lampvoice: 10:36pm On May 31, 2021
Reason why some group in Nigeria thinks cows are more important than human lives

So backwards they still worship cows
RomanceRe: She Told Me She Was Engaged, Now She Wants Me To Marry Her by lampvoice: 10:29pm On May 31, 2021
Mr man forget your principle in this matter, it's normal for any man to hit any puna either as first or second boyfriend must you marry any girl you see?
Na your type be loverboys wey de suck woman puna even wash their pants mr first boyfriend

colossalll:
It's evident from your write-up that you lack self-esteem, self worth and integrity. Consciously agreeing to be a lady's toyboy says alot about you. You think "you have nothing to loose", but in the real sense you have alot to loose psychologically.

If you hadn't tracked her down to the third guy's place, she would have further pushed you down to third choice, this shows how low you are.
RomanceRe: She Told Me She Was Engaged, Now She Wants Me To Marry Her by lampvoice: 10:26pm On May 31, 2021
Tell her to fvck off and eat shit

One is currently telling me she ain't down for relationship but she asks me for 5k today and 5k tomorrow but because 5k isn't my problem I give her thinking we are friends till she agrees to date.

Right now, I'm all about my visa to escape this shithole and and I'll keep asking her till she gives me the puna to file.

Soon as I hit that bam I'm pulling out like withdrawal method and she'll only see update of me from Europe

Most low class girls especially Nigerian girls are so annoyingly cheap forming hard to get for genuine guys
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Has Moved To Outlaw Pornography. Here's What You Need To Know by lampvoice: 3:44pm On May 31, 2021
Hahaha

When poverty strikes necessity becomes mother of invention or should I say creativity

I think pornography is creative art cause till tomorrow some people can't still beat their chest they have or can do what those actors do

I mean can you try any of those with dirty Nigerian girls yuk
PoliticsRe: This Travel Advisory For Nigerian States Will Make You Weep by lampvoice: 3:37pm On May 31, 2021
Well, I see what happened in Sudan playing out in Nigeria

I mean it's clear to see that Arab nations are going through a kind of die and rise from the ashes situation and Nigeria was going to have a taste of it the moment Abacha was mysteriously killed it has only been delayed but its finally here.
PoliticsRe: CNN:President Of Nigeria Urged To Declare State Of Emergency by lampvoice: 1:38pm On May 31, 2021
Well, Nigeria is about to get to the front page of world news and once that happens the heat will get hotter and that's where propaganda will fuel another civil war.

Aljazeera will show only the burning story of Nigeria which will then create panic and instigate more attacks and violence

US will then have reasons to deploy some of the US army leaving Afghanistan on September 11 to Africa to manage crises thereby creating a cover for CIA to come do some intelligence work to further destroy the country so they can now begin to drag monopoly of the market place with China.
China will now fund and support some other terrorist elements to make sure US doesn't monopolize the economy of the Giant of Africa thereby making Africa more underdeveloped.

Africa is at the brink of returning to stone age just to create a new market place for whoever monopolizes the continent mind you, China and Arabs are one on this mission and the West are the other
PoliticsRe: Igbos Would Have Defended Benue But.............. by lampvoice: 2:53pm On May 28, 2021
How many of the killed ESN fight has Ipob saved

PoliticsRe: World Bank Approves $700 Million Credit For Nigeria by lampvoice: 2:50pm On May 28, 2021
Haa is World bank supporting the looting going on?

When you know it will be looted and it will put the country in bad debt

You can't really trust some of the organizations, can you

Haa scammers

PoliticsRe: 300% Fuel Hike, NLC Vows To Cripple Economy Nationwide by lampvoice: 2:33pm On May 28, 2021
Aah this pipu want to kuku kill the common man ni

Hike fuel by 300% na no food for the farmers ooh cause no farm because of Fulani

Where the money to buy the expensive food if pices of food hike pass like this

Thunder is just wasting up there instead of striking high places

Haaa Naija don suffer o

PoliticsRe: Wike Commissions Roads In Akwa Ibom, Flags Off Petro-Chemicals Factory, Hospital by lampvoice: 12:19pm On May 27, 2021
Haa see greenland ooo

why won't Fulani want to takeover everywhere for their cows

PoliticsRe: Buhari: Kebbi Boat Accident Devastating, Condoles With Families Of Victims by lampvoice: 11:23am On May 27, 2021
Did he condole with families of people killed by Fulani herdsmen recently in Benue?

A bucket is waiting to be kicked by someone up there
PoliticsRe: $350,000 Fraud: US Court Orders Indefinite Detention Of Bidemi Rufai by lampvoice: 11:12am On May 27, 2021
Haa Bidemi don enter

PoliticsRe: How AGF Malami Covered Up $370million Abacha Loot Repatriated Through UK Attorne by lampvoice: 11:02am On May 27, 2021
Malami I think your time is almost up.
Monguno must see to it that you're dealt with one way or the other now that Abba Kyari is no more and Buratai is no longer in the army.
You'll go in like Magu.

Haa haba e don too much nah

PoliticsRe: N1.5tr Fraud Allegation: PDP Demands NIMASA Dg’s Suspension by lampvoice: 10:10am On May 27, 2021
N1.5 tri wetin

Politicians please have conscience nah

Haba

PoliticsRe: Soldiers Stop EFCC Operatives From Marking Jafaru Mohammed's Forfeited Assets by lampvoice: 10:04am On May 27, 2021
EFCC no de hear word

Them suppose know their mates base on Espiri de coup

CareerRe: Woman Caught Having Sex During Zoom Meeting: Pics & Video by lampvoice: 12:40am On May 27, 2021
Aah this pikin don spoil

PoliticsRe: Senate To Consider Proposal To Create Sharia Courts In South-West by lampvoice: 10:38pm On May 26, 2021
How true is this?

Why now?

Ahh so dem go ban alcohol be that

TravelRe: Boat Carrying 200 Passengers Break Into 2 In River Niger, Many Feared Dead by lampvoice: 9:35pm On May 26, 2021
Naija and bad news recently na 5 and 6

God abeg expel our leaders and put full stop to the calamity

PoliticsRe: Gunmen Kill Policeman At Checkpoint In Delta, Set Van Ablaze (Photo) by lampvoice: 5:28pm On May 26, 2021
Ahh what is going on in this country

BusinessRe: Nigeria Will Soon Create Digital Currency — CBN by lampvoice: 5:27pm On May 26, 2021
What are you saying Mr Goddie

EducationRe: ICAN Unveils ICAN University, Nigeria's First Accounting University by lampvoice: 12:52pm On May 26, 2021
Good one.

But computers are taking jobs away from accountants
PoliticsRe: Ex-directors, Others Raise The Alarm Over Nepotism In NIA, Petition NSA by lampvoice: 2:19pm On May 22, 2021
Fishy moves by DG there

Turkey, Iran and etc posting hmmm there must be a reason why the ex directors mentioned this countries deliberately in the petition.

Fish brains can't pick the fishy moves in the intelligence just passed by ex directors
PoliticsRe: PDP Jubilates Over Defection Of Ben Ayade In Cross River by lampvoice: 1:42pm On May 22, 2021
Ayade is in trouble.

One way or the other, sooner or later

He's in trouble

Fish smelling, the fisherman's girlfriend is smelling gish I guess

grin
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Navy Cancels 65th Anniversary Over Gen Attahiru's Death by lampvoice: 11:00am On May 22, 2021
Well he deserves to be honored..

Fish smells and not only the fisherman know the smell everyone with functioning nose could perceive fishy things

lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: "Was It An Inside Job?" - Fani-kayode Demands Investigation Into Airforce Crash by lampvoice: 10:54am On May 22, 2021
Well, it could be anything but certainly not a good thing.

I know there are people who wants his job especially when the president is not known for appointing next in commands as successors.

lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: Buhari Mourns The Death Of General Attahiru Ibrahim, Others by lampvoice: 10:26pm On May 21, 2021
I wish say na high tension shock

Not only shock na everything de make you express shock
PoliticsRe: Late General Attahiru Saluting Buhari At The Airport (Throwback Photo) by lampvoice: 10:22pm On May 21, 2021
What's Buhari doing with two pen in his breast pocket.

Him de mark exams?
CareerRe: 10 Professional Codes Of Conduct For Managers. by lampvoice: 9:30pm On May 21, 2021
Don't fail to punish a staff when he or she disobeys or violets any company rules and also reward your staff for a job well done

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