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RomanceDangerous Mistakes You Should Never Make During Intercourse by Landy101(op): 2:45am On Jan 09, 2019
Love making can be extremely, fun, exiting,and rewarding while it can also go completely wrong.Whether you enjoy your session entirely depends on both of you. To ensure that you both enjoy that exclusive moment with your loved one, you must keep off some things. Here is a list of things you should never do when having sex:

1. Farting

Oops! This is so annoying. While it can be accidental, you must try as hard as possible not to let out that pungent gas while making love. Otherwise, it will spoil the moment and may also affect your self-esteem.

2. Missing the target

This is for men who can hardly differentiate between the two holes. Wait, who even does that? Anyway, be keen not to miss it as it can offend your woman or send the wrong message.

3. Fall asleep

This is a grave sin when it comes to sex matters. It just shows how disinterested you are and you should not start it if you are already feeling sleepy.

4. Calling another person’s name

If you want to lose someone for good, dare call another person’s name during sex. If you are not sure of what will come out of your mouth, keep it shut.

5. Your phone

You will have all the time to chat with friends and answer those phone calls. But in the meantime, you had better concentrate on making love and giving your partner their out of this world sexual encounter.

6. Reciprocate the favor

If they gave you an oral job, be ready to pay back. Otherwise, it will be so mean of you. Also, if you happen to cum earlier, do not leave your partner unattended. Ensure they also climax through other ways besides penetration.

7. Dry penetration

Ouch! This really hurts and every guy ought to get this clearly in their minds. The fact that you are hard enough does not necessarily mean that it’s time to slide into her honey pot yet. Ensure she is wet enough or make use of the lube.

8. Crying

Hahaha! Funny, right? At times women get so hysterical during love making that they even cry. Please hold back those tears and preserve them for some other sad occasion. Crying will only put him off since he may be worried that he hurt you.

What do you think about this ?
RomanceRe: Is Breast Still Private Part Or Public!!! by Landy101(m): 2:39am On Jan 09, 2019
it is public for women and girls with low self-esteem,, and it is private for those who have proper home training and upbringing..
RomanceRe: ? by Landy101(m): 2:32am On Jan 09, 2019
yes,, most definitely you will come quicker because of your state of mind..
CrimeRe: Prostitute Loses 4-Year-Old Son To Client After All Night Sex Romp In Delta by Landy101(m): 9:48pm On Dec 06, 2018
what a life
PoliticsRe: Buhari’ll Rather Lose Than Rig 2019 Election – Adesina by Landy101(m): 9:44pm On Dec 06, 2018
sai mai_gaskiya
#buharified
Music/RadioVote A Nairalander (LANDY) To Win The Ongoing #mtnnextrated Music Competition by Landy101(op): 2:09am On Dec 27, 2015
Please vote a nairalander LANDY to win a mid-saloon car and become an MTN ambassador in the ongoing #MTNnextRATED music competition
The competition ends in 2days
His name is LANDY
And the song #akanchawa
Please just click d link bellow,
Register,
And like the song,
You can download it from there too,
Please the vote is very important to enable him win,
And u must register to enable u like d song
Registration is free
MTN lines only
Tanx 4 the support
http://musicplus.mtnonline.com/touch/#show-activity-list

Music/RadioA Nairalander Won The Abuja Music Talent Show by Landy101(op): 8:39pm On Dec 14, 2013
The abuja music talent show that was held on thursday at EDEN GARDEN was won by a nairalander LANDY
Landy an upcoming music act in abuja is nw d talk of d town after winning the abuja music talent show.. He has perfomed alongside PSQUARE, TIMAYA and PHYNO
Some say he sounds like brymo and he looks like davido but truth be told landy is a unique artist with his own kind of style..
Download his song and share your opinoin...
www.hulkshare.com/igubduhq0dfk

PoliticsRe: El - Rufai On Reno Omokri, GEJ, PDP And Nairaland by Landy101(m): 10:32pm On Jun 30, 2012
Ola one: Just like the one he gave you when he's serving Obasanjo? undecided
u must be a fool to have said dis. Elrufai was d best minister abuja ever had, he workd with abuja master plan and contributed alot to making abuja wat it is today..
Music/RadioRe: Nigerian Artiste You Dislike The Most. & Why? by Landy101(m): 4:17pm On Jun 30, 2012
nanoken: goldie....davido....charlie boy....k-switch....
all these guys ar naija's worst
PoliticsRe: El-rufai On Boko Haram by Landy101(m): 7:02am On Jun 29, 2012
Some people hav fail tọ understand d truth because of religious sentiment, as for me boko haram is a government/pdp sponsord agenda to disintigrate d county, GEJ said d almagamation of d north & south protectorate is d cause of nigerias problem... A statement dat indirectly sugest d division of nigeria... In an advance country dat statement is enough to impeach a president.. To crown it all i believe jonathan is an illuminati agent in nigeria to help dem achieve their prediction dat nigeria wil b divided in 2015 [color=#000099][/color]
ComputersRe: 3 Things Microsoft Cannot Explain by Landy101(m): 11:09pm On Jun 27, 2012
Posh
TravelRe: Nigeria Is Sixth Most Dangerous Place To Live by Landy101(m): 12:25pm On Jun 27, 2012
Na wa 4 my count3 oh

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