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Enough of Ambode vandalizing roads

Enough of Dirty Environment.Go to Oshodi,Ajegunle and Mushin and see for your self

for your mind Ambode is working...He has succeeded in turning Lagos into Mega Trash.
bad road,dirty environment,Jobless citizen
Abeg go sitdon

I met hubby in 2014.. We just clicked, no toasting, no chyking, we just blended into each oda..we became good friends dat each tym i travel ,he falls sick... I do visit him occasionally and in one of such visits he poped d question *wii u marry me* i shaa died and woke myself up ..hehehehhe ....


my brain started doing arithmetic sharp sharp,,this man dat i dated for 3 yrs and he obeyed to my* no sex* rule *is his john thomas really functioning??

Is he a one minute man(have seen lots of stories on it) .as d sharp geh wey i be , i started carressing him *immediately i heard baby you have turned me on**i look john thomas im dey touch ceiling, i turn to usain bolt and ran to my papa house..lolz


On wedding day (traditional),as i gave him palmie to drink he whispered to my ears**u are officially mine,Mr John cant wait** kikikikikikikiki ,shame
Wan kii me.lolzzzz..as we were dancing he was busy reminding me of all the things i said to him like

*please comman gimme belle am tired of dis my flat tummy* * you know i can never give in to sex, cant u just close your eyes and rape me*
* if i get raped by someone else i will neva forgive you*

Hot piss don dey swell my stomach,after every every it was tym to go,Oga no gree follow him people go villahim just dey waka upandan (he gat plans)

Na so we take lodge ooo,honey moon don start

Kikikikikikikiki..I was scared,,, i lead d prayers ,,,i pray pray pray soteeeeeeeyyyyyy oga use him hand end prayers and laid me on d bed lolzzzz..i looked down John thomas don dey point me with anger...i burst cry..hehehehhehehe..


he was all soft,u are my wife ,dont worry i will take it easy,just spread ur legs,do like dis do like dat...he try try try ,mr john no gree enter..my cry just dey change gear. We slept..on d 3rd night oga vex *i know its painful buh u ve to endure d pains,is dis how we are going to continue??if i hear any sound again eeh,i will bundle u to ur papa house tomoro ,, spread ur legs,he anointed my kitten with anointing oil and finally finally had his way....fear no gree me cry out ,,,i endured all d pains.
.promised him in my next life i will allow him to test small before marriage..hehehheheheehehe...

Finally finally i still can't help buh cry,,its still too painful,very painful ,,is dat how s3x is?? I cannot even walk properly.....all these runs gehs i commot cap for unah oooo

Will i ever make out with my hubby without silently crying due to d pains i feel down there? My anointing oil has finished ooooo

Is it kind of punishment for not doing white wedding before breaking my covenant with God??Buh we prayed !!!

Please my fellow BVs dat married as virgin,how did u overcome dis pain..

Hubby isnt complaining yet buh i know very soon he will ,i always run and lock up myself in d bathroom when the pain becomes unbearable.

What do i know sef??please nobody should refer me to the hospital oooooo

So I decided to send in my wedding night story. I don't know how so many of your readers had the strength to have sex that night.

Well this is my own story....

Hubby and I had a long distance relationship. We got married within a year of dating. How I met hubby is a story for another day (you should probably have a series of how we met our better half and maybe delivering experience, it will make a great read)


We had our traditional marriage on Friday and Saturday was the church wedding. We had both celebrations at my home town.

On Saturday by 9pm,we left my home town for my husband's place. Before we left, my sister gave me the money that we made from the church wedding reception, while my mom gave me that for the traditional marriage. I then hugged every member of my family only to find out my dad was crying for real.


I started crying also. I'm a daddy's girl. Everyone knew me and my dad. He visited me in the university every weekend when I don't come home. He was always there for visiting day while i was in boarding school. He always calls me and gives me anything I want as long as he can afford it.

Those that saw us crying understood.

We were crying because we wouldn't see ourselves like we use to. I was going far away from where I was born and raised. Well I got into one of the cars meant for the bride and groom and the convoy set off to my husbands place.

For the 2hours we were on the road, I cried all thru it. We got to his place and there was a serious party going on in his place. It was our party. I cried thru out the party at a corner. I didn't dance or greet people and all. I was just sobbing and when I get the chance burst out crying. After the party, went into the house at about 3am and I was still crying. My hubby kept consoling me and all..


Then I started having panic attack. I started saying so many things like why the hell did I get married. I'm too young for this. How did this happen. I'm too young to be a wife. How can I be a mother at my young age when I get pregnant and so many other things I was saying. Lol. My hubby kept calming me down but it wasn't working.

Then he started making a lot of promise. What he will do and not do. How he will be a good man to me forever. How we I'll enjoy each other's company. How our sex life will be awesome.

All this was coming out of his mouth and more but I was still crying. I later went to take my bath. I stopped him from joining me so I will cry my eyes out. After that I came back to the bed, brought out my money, still crying and counting it.

My hubby started laughing. Because he found the sight of me counting money and crying funny. Suddenly I stood up and left the room, rushing to another room to meet my friend to ask her where the money she packed was. A friend of mine followed me to my hubby's state. I remembered I saw one of my very rich aunty that likes showing off spraying a lot of dollar. And I couldn't find any of the dollars That was why I left the room to search for her and i was still crying o.

When she saw me she asked why I was crying and I told her to give me the money she packed. She said she was waiting to give me in the morning I told her it's already 5am so it's morning. She handed the money to me and I went back counting. We made a lot of money during the celebration.

After counting the money, I stopped crying and laid down to sleep, it was already 6am.i felt hubby trying to do some things to me but I started sobbing so he left me and slept off.

We woke up late for our Thanksgiving but we made it. We left for Lagos that same Sunday. Came in late, showered and slept till late hours of the morning when I felt my husband's tongue on my private part and that was when we consummated the marriage. I can't remember the styles we had and how we did it but I know we had s3x all over the house that day.

We kept going and going like s3x was going out of fashion. Mind you, we were not celibate during relationship. We had so much s3x that day that I couldn't walk well for the next few days.

My husband still teases me about how I cried thru out the night we got married.

It will be 5yrs in December, 2kids and we are doing super great.



*Infact i cried all thru with you as i read this but when i got to the part of you counting money and crying,i laughed so hard..LMAO!

My wedding night was really fantastic. After the trad on Saturday and wedding on Easter Monday, i was really tired cos I danced all through the party and haven't eaten well for some days.


We were supposed to travel out on Friday for our honey moon so i wasn't really expecting much for the wedding night, though I met hubby when I was a virgin but we've been collecting a year and two months before we tied the knots so I really wasn't expecting anything special.

But it turned to be a memorable day. We got to the hotel room after the big party and it was my first time feeling so relaxed like �so dis man is now my hubby, am a married woman, and no one will question me even if i collect 100 times. Infact I felt so fulfilled. And the next thing was hunger.


We ordered for the food to be brought to our room, I won't lie "i ate like there was no tomorrow " for the first time. We ordered for another plate and while I was still on it (hubby was actually watching me eat so fast like a girl from the village) he came and grabbed my hand, made me stand , gave me water and before I could say am not done eating, someone's mouth was on mine and i found myself on the bed collecting.

Infact it was such a romantic one. Nothing i had done before getting married was sweet like the one of my wedding night. I felt so fulfilled for the first time. It was fun and i slept like a baby in my hubby's arm and refused waking up the next day. I had sleepless nights before the occasion so I didn't even want to wake up from the beautiful dream.

It was actually a reality when I finally woke.

My Boyfriend happens to be my sister's Ex and i love him so much.

please advice.

All the singlemania abeg shift this thread is not for you.

Oya lets make it a whole lot of fun jare.