₦airaland Forum

Electronzeez:
I am currently on episode three ,that series is classic .

yuseer154:
Anyone watching killjoys

benedictnsi:
Even if you drive that Mercedes Benz weh dey your mind, wetin wan happen to happen..... Que sera sera!!!

Beta hold onto God...... Rip to the lady!!!

Explorers:
One can reject the offer and make something bigger in few years then live longer.

One can also reject the offer and die before 10years poor.

Why i no just collect am and enjoy.

#300 × $20m = #6Billion

You spend about #25m every month for 20years.


Lol......

Lalas247:
Lol she has the same name as me Lala Anthony .. Yh she cute cute cute ..
think her n tommy look good together but u see that Tariq men he is going to really do some damage .. he doesn't understand ..

Lalas247:
Loved it
And did you see how tommy Egan dressed in my oh my ... u wont understand

Where are the ladies who watch power o .. who thought Tommy Egan looked tasty in that MAC coat he had on

sod09:
why is ghost not thinking of the camera at his office
its becoming annoying

Lalas247:
Power season 4 episode 2


My blood they hot !!!
Men I wanna kil thta Angela Argh that thot men she is something else
Anyway Ghost cannot die o he just can't get the needle HE DIDNT DO IT!
And Angela so stupid like honestly she knew there was a mole in the department and the BASTERD IS GETTING AWAY WITH IT


GHOST will never leave a gun at the club table like wtf do they think he is .. tommmmmmm do something !!!
Phew breathe

IJOBA2:
AND AFONJA MUSLIMS ARE SHOUTING "ONE ZOOGERIA" UPANDAN... GOD GO PUNISH ANY AFONJA MUSLIMS HEDIOT WEY GO QUOTE ME THIS EARLY MORNING

timidapsin:
Dear Nigerian police, 500k to bail my self? (what a funny encounter today!)
Based on the 777, Edo police took it upon themselves to make some cool cash, knowing fully well people would send location messages to friends about the event...

Before i go on: "I would be happy, if federal government could tutor old and incoming police about what INTERNET / Online business is" it will save the stupidity many are putting on themselves.

To save your stress in this life: Let your sent messages, received, draft be always at zero, anything is an offense to SARs i swear.
i showed them ID no way, i showed them my Cooperate Acc Cheque, they claim almost every G boys now have cooperate Acc / Dorm account, i should show them real facts.

They made me pull of my shirt (chai) searched my body for any marks, checked my thumbs if it has been manipulated, several useless cheques
i told them Google adsense is one of the source, they said anything relating to online is CYBER CRIME, i try to explain that its when its being used fraudulently they say NO, as far as i goto Google and search who to defraud, immediately i fainted in spirit..

They saw Bank transactions and flared up, i begged them to give me access to my phone they ignore, they read my SMS one by one till ending..
When i knew they were blatant illiterates is when: The started checking my Facebook Timeline/wall from their phone with the name found on my ID and said why would i have so much comments on my posts, that i am fraudulent.. i totally stopped talking cos i couldn't convince them anymore, it seems all they want is money.

They saw a comment from one Icekid Dah saying "OMG", they said it means "O mi Gongo", that am a "Marphites", they saw another comment of "mmm", they said its MMM that am using MMM to defraud people.

i was boiling inside mehn, that kind thing, totally restricted to make calls or prove a point..
One said if i am making money online i should give them Adsense number so they can call and confirm (i just weak!)
They said if i cant provide details of people i claim pays me, then am literally doing it illegal, How the they get my account details to always pay me, No way to further explain cos i was not with a browsing phone and it seems they do not even know what E-Mail means...

After few hours with them, i had to reason along the money side, but before then..
Who say police/SARs are not making money? it is one of the lucrative jobs right now, i saw over 100 brown envelopes pilled in with money in accordance to several office with names on each, right before my eyes people where paying 100k, 50k etc just to free themselves (would i challenged them? i was just looking, trying to prove my point because 500k is so ridiculous)

When i discovered i was the only one left and the other idiot was writing a Detention Order (he wrote DENETION instead Lol)
Should i price 500k? i dey mad, even if am worth more i rather sleep in cell than lavish money, i decided to start begging, they where now happy, then said this is what i should have been doing instead of quoting laws (if i hear u say Nigeria have any laws eehn, we have broken our ten commandments)...
"With Pain", i brought out 5k and said Sir please manage it its for you all, the bargain started, they claimed commissioner knows about my case, becos the scene i created was too large that if not 400k am sleeping cell, after much much, as an Igbo boy, i still gave them the 5k, we all became friends gave them few recharge cards, and they are inviting me over..

These are the Tips they gave me, as am now their younger brother:


Now: are these the police that claims to be our friends? so no young man is free? even if not, atleast given a benefit of explanation..
They keep shouting "Oboy say the truth, U dey press, abi you no know say na we first start cultism and yahoo for this benin" - Why do not arrest yourselves instead?

Today, i became tired of Nigeria, i wept for my dear Nation, all those patrol agents all they do is catch get undocumented bail to enrich their pockets..
We are now friends tho, but if i have spiritual powers, i would just wipe out all the officers in that office tonight (God answer this prayer) LOL...


Fidelis Ozuawala

Friedyokes:
Legend of awesomeness

donjazet:
Abeg for the house of cards fans in the house, why did Francis hand over power to Claire to become the president? I'm very confused he clearly isn't incapacitated, so on what grounds was such done?

donjazet:
Please can someone clarify this?

Papiikush:
Lol...finally the guy don turn celeb. They will Apologize to each other later but mission accomplished.

I need to diss someone. I want to become famous.


Mýnd444 you broke ass Nigga.

Garshy:
Pls guys, i need suggestions on a tv series to watch.. ACTION is preferable .. . Or any good one. Not romance sha

Nooxa:
please recommend a tv series with lots of sarcasm.

Ebubemg:
The Blind side
Chips
The last king of Scotland
Resident evil vendetta
The Belko Experiment
Free fare
Life
Just finished watching this movies, omo they make sense die, I give them pass mark
I think I will download ring, the recommendation of it is too much, but the rating is too poor

chistev12:
It doesn't have a download button,??

chistev12:
Where do you guys get your movies... I'm looking for classics released in 2000 but I can't find them...

Almost famous
You can count on me
Spring forward
Two family house
High fidelity
Beautiful people

Go

Please, I'd greatly appreciate it if I'm provided with a site with all these movies or if the download links of each is given... Thanks

NwaAmaikpe:


He looks like King Nebuchadnezzar...only that Nebu was wiser and richer.


D'Banj is such a failure and I wonder why he is even named after a man as smart as Daniel.

The only way to describe D'Banj's life after DonJazzy left him is the aftermath of an erect preek after ejáculation.

Totally collapsed and completely wasted!

makydebbie:
Better stop acting like a primary school kid and be serious with her. All these ones are the things guys did to get our attention in Secondary school na.

lofty900:
He rapes them to stupor?? I'll love to watch the video

nototribalist:
We need to supply them with serious weapons against our enemies from SW and Northerners.



In case you don't know these security guys are called agulere. They look simple but extremely dangerous. They're the same agulere group we use in dealing with touts that come to disturb ladipo market in Lagos.

When fashola was showing himself, trying to destroy igbo markets in Lagos he didn't know the boys protecting our boys are agulere. If you wan try agulere boys go to ladipo market and start trouble. Afonjas know how far, them no dey near that side. Cowards!!

TheMainMan:
nop... never




lemme use this medium to greet those that there money went with mmm.....



hop u are now calm...