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PoliticsRe: 50 Achievements Of Akeredolu Within 3 And Half Years (Photos) by LannisterIMP: 1:10pm On Jun 08, 2020
PVision2020:
I guess Ikpeazu that has been unable to finish his dinning table size flyover for over 5years is Married to an Osu.
The fact is, the yardstick of leadership in the SW is quite high that Aketi's achievements seems normal (mimiko also did quite well). That's why your ancestors, your youths and your generations to come will keep packing themselves like sardine inside ekene dilichuckwu night bus to SW.
You are too h.a.r.s.h.
Pls Sofrry Soffry bro!

HealthRe: Lasaka Habila, Policeman Electrocuted In Abuja While Cutting Tree by LannisterIMP: 9:45am On Jun 08, 2020
Where are pictures of the tree, ladder or Cultass and the Police!
PoliticsRe: 'I Choose God' - Dino Melaye Says As He Flaunts Expensive Power Bike (Photo) by LannisterIMP: 9:37am On Jun 08, 2020
All to just Stay In The news cycle!

SportsRe: Liverpool Squad Knelt In Honour Of George Floyd by LannisterIMP: 12:16am On Jun 02, 2020
YoungLionken:
Well if I were Floyd, I would have resisted the cop guy. Floyd wasn't smart enough,he saw death and was smiling..

#justiceforuwa...
I guess you didn’t see the real viral video of the said cop kneeling in George Floyd’s neck and he was helpless and immobile, begging and pleading so he could breathe.


i also am sure you have not seen where police want to please/stroke their almighty than thou Self!

#MYOR
SportsRe: Roman Abramovich’s £66million Private Jet With Banquet Hall (Pictures) by LannisterIMP: 7:20pm On May 19, 2020
Where is the vanity correct crew!
PoliticsRe: 10 Things Yar’adua Will Be Remembered For by LannisterIMP: 12:05pm On May 06, 2020
If His wealth was product of shady Business and Endeavors will he declare and sign it to be opened to the whole Nation and International Community to see and Scrutinize!

Look at it again bro.


ednut1:
Lets be factual here. Where did he see 800m from. Typical of Nigerians they will paint him a saint. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2015/07/how-yaradua-was-pressurised-to-revert-refineries-sold-to-dangote-obasanjo/amp/ he also refused to resign to take care of his health. Says alot
CrimeRe: Woman Who Slapped Policeman 13 Times Arrested In Oyo by LannisterIMP: 9:49am On May 06, 2020
NextD18:
Do you know what it means to slap a Nigerian policeman 13 times? The guts!!

She's wayward, wild and very lucky she did that to a tolerating man, because a typical Nigerian policeman would have shot her to death out of anger.

They should please jail, prosecuted and penalized her thoroughly, because a woman who's capable of harassing a policeman in such manner can comfortably kill her husband or anyone around her.

She's a time bomb.
I wonder how many innocent men she has raped.
Who is this one.

Do you know what brought about her out burst. The video is half baked and the whole situation is not recorded.

Plus can you try to keep your vulgarity on the low.

Thanks!
BusinessRe: Viral "Papa bar" Story Inspires Guinness To Support Bar Owners, Bartenders by LannisterIMP: 11:13am On May 05, 2020
Offpoint:
Thread for the bottle lovers...

And that was how God picked papa nonso call.

I'm grateful for the kind of man I am.
No smoking
No drinking
No womanising
Zero friend
Zero neighbor relationship
No football watching
No computer games

Spent my life either on the computer screen or the woods listening to nature.

When I die trees and birds will miss me
Congratulations
CrimeRe: Ondo: Okada Rider Robs, Rapes Pregnant Woman To Coma, Goes On The Run by LannisterIMP: 9:06pm On May 01, 2020
Such SICK people everywhere!

Nairaland GeneralRe: My Near Blood Money (ritual) Experience. (true Life Story) by LannisterIMP: 8:17am On Apr 26, 2020
southniyikaye:
oga na true life story a swear no jokes.
I am interested in your story!

May God bless the works of your hand!

Pls ride on!
PetsRe: My Rott's Naughty Behavior: I Need Advice Please by LannisterIMP: 9:16pm On Apr 25, 2020
Ishilove:
Dog Lovers, Please I Need Advise On My Rott's Naughty Behavior

I have a one and a half year old Rottweiler named Gift and I don't understand him anymore. We can't chastise him again when he misbehaves because he bares his teeth and growls menacingly at us if we try to spank him for being naughty. He welcomes us when we come home like any loyal, loving pet, but yesterday he shocked me. Usually as we are about to enter the house he playfully holds one foot down so we can't enter, or he jumps on you and hugs you tight so you can't move. When I got back from work yesterday I was exhausted and I didn't have energy for his play so I hugged him briefly but as I entered the house I mistakenly stepped on his right hindpaw.

He howled, left me, and lunged at me, this time to bite me. He actually narrowly missed my arm.

I was mad. I turned and yelled "Gift are you mad?" He bared his fangs and barked at me. Me sef I bared my teeth at him and ordered him to stand down. He growled, me sef I growled back. Do you know this dog kept advancing menacingly at me and barking? I quickly borrowed myself brain and locked the door. Werey dog.

I can't shoo Matilda, my chicken in his presence. He covers her with his body and warns me away. And now, the most perplexing thing is he now marking every where in the compound. My sib came visiting and before he entered the house, he quickly relieved himself outside because he was very pressed. Do you know Gift went to where the dude urinated and peed on top? It has gotten so bad now that Gift entered the house and marked different sections of the corridor and smaller dining area with pee.

Now, I don't know if this is classic Rott behavior or if he is just being indisciplined. I confess we spoilt him a bit because he is such a sweet animal when he is not misbehaving.

How do we discipline a dog that has grown wings? He is well socialised so it's not a case of too much isolation.
You sound like a 1st time dog owner. Rottweiler is a very strong dog and need to be shown he is below you and not above you in the pack!


I have to tell you. You have encouraged his dominance Behavior with the way he welcomes you into the house and so all did not happen overnight!



This can go down 3 ways from my POV.

1. Taking back Control of the pack by Show of force and dominance.

2. Obedience school if you can get one close to you in this lockdown.

3. Or gettin rid of the Dog to a security company or anyone that can take him off your hands.


The Dog (Gift) is a ticking time bomb now esp if there are kids in the compound and can even pose a danger to adults!

This new behavior makes him the leader of your pack!
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Suggests Injecting People With Disinfectant As Treatment For Coronavirus by LannisterIMP: 6:58pm On Apr 24, 2020
Dr Trump

HealthMen Work 28days Nonstop To Make Millions Of Raw PPE Materials To Fight COVID-19 by LannisterIMP(op): 12:18am On Apr 24, 2020
No one told them they had to do it, Braskem America CEO Mark Nikolich said. All of the workers volunteered, hunkering down at the plant to ensure no one caught the virus outside as they sought to meet the rocketing demand for their key product, polypropylene, which is needed to make various medical and hygienic items.

The crew worked 12-hour shifts, while they were away from their families and friends, but got occasional drive-by visits from loved ones, who waved signs and honked their horns in support

Braskem’s plant in Neal, W.Va., is doing a second live-in now to provide/produce more protection gear from the Virus!

https://6abc.com/business/delco-workers-going-home-after-28-days-making-covid-19-protective-gear/6115590/


Lalasticlala Mynd44

PoliticsRe: Abba Kyari: How FG Spent Millions Of Naira In Trying To Save Buhari's COS - SR by LannisterIMP: 7:49pm On Apr 18, 2020
mankan2k7:
Aunty kemi should be made minister of information, so as to avail us an opportunity of hearing first hand news
Hmmm that’s very TRUE.

She will be better that Lair Lair by far!

CrimeRe: Policeman Kills Man In Ohafia, Abia State (Graphic Photo, Video) by LannisterIMP: 11:44am On Apr 18, 2020
Why do I feel more sorry for this Young man dying that the Old man that also died of the Virus.


Well RIP to them both!

Too much death in the Land!

embarassed cry
PoliticsRe: Just Received My Stay At Home Relief Food Items From Edo State Government by LannisterIMP: 8:20am On Apr 17, 2020
So because the OP took a picture with an average background now he is well to do and don’t need to receive the palliatives.

What if he is a squatter!

He just pointed out he is a returnee (whatever that means)

If we continue throwing jabs like this!

How are we any different from the Woman that said Nigerians from the SS and SE don’t need any help and help from the Govt because each family has a relative abroad.

And she said all Northerners are poor and should be give the relief Materials and funds!




Let us all be sensitive in this trial Times. cry
CrimeRe: Gbagada, Lagos Joggers Must Be Quarantined For 14 Days - Court Rules by LannisterIMP: 8:57am On Apr 09, 2020
manuelreports:
They should stop troubling people, Coronavirus is not for blacks. How many blacks have died from the sickness. Our lack of indepth research dexterity have made up copy what ever black man does whether it suits us or not.
Pls can you furnish NLDers your Research that supports COVID-19 as a white mans Virus.

Go to Tyler Perry’s page and see him mourn a colleague that just passed due to Corona.


Pls this Virus is real.

Don’t down play it!
TravelRe: Coronavirus: US To Evacuate Citizens From Nigeria by LannisterIMP: 10:15am On Mar 28, 2020
PresidentAtiku:
Hope it is not what am thinking?

Hope there is no plans of post corona crises with blood shed due to power tussles
What are you thinking?
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Nigeria Confirms 11 New Cases, Total Now 81 by LannisterIMP: 9:29am On Mar 28, 2020
nickvanilla:
Something smells fishy here.

Why is it that these figures are now released in the evening or at night?

Is it that these people hold meeting to determine the number of new cases to be disclosed?

They should better be honest. This level of deceit is not going to help anybody
What level deceit did you discover Sir.

Can you enlighten NLders. The figures that you have that’s different from NCDCs daily Updates!

Thank you Kindly
SportsRe: Ighalo Ready To Take £6 Million Pay Cut To Remain At Manchester United by LannisterIMP:
nazicartel:
would've loved you to list some of the trades. Will learn one or two things from you
I stick to Currency Majors(USD pairs) and Synthetic indices .

But when I am not, I cautiously delve into Crash and Boom Index.

And I exit when I make my daily/weekly target!

Tread Carefully like I have said Earlier!

Thanks
SportsRe: Ighalo Ready To Take £6 Million Pay Cut To Remain At Manchester United by LannisterIMP: 7:45am On Mar 16, 2020
nazicartel:
which other trade do you think he can do?
I don’t know.

Why I don’t is because I don’t know his risk appetite/quotient.

Lots of trades for investment to put money in.

But wisdom has to dictate!
SportsRe: Ighalo Ready To Take £6 Million Pay Cut To Remain At Manchester United by LannisterIMP: 7:22am On Mar 16, 2020
DenreleDave:
.. Baba ighalo wants to become Mario for man utd.. Sha be careful coz rooney may send u corona if u Wan pass him record oo



Ehnn experts let's talk
Experts pls come in and render your advise
Any hope for bitcoin guys..
Do you think one should buy now that it's 5300 dollars or one shud still wait till it falls to 4k dollars?
Your suggestions pls bcox i wud love to invest my one month allawee.
Shud I buy now or wait till it falls?
Is the any hope that bitcoin will rise back to what it was in early February?
Pls kinmdy explain if bitcoin will rise again and is it good to be bullish now?

I wana learn
Dear Corper, speaking from experience with btc.

I will say you put your $$ where your mouth is.

Bitcoin is volatile and unstable even now because of the Virus and China being disabled and not trading.

(It will recover but you can’t give it ultimatum or personal time frame to rise)


By and large trade with the funds you can afford to lose so that you don’t bite your fingers off when $&it hits the fan.

Be wise sir!
SportsRe: Coronavirus: Boring Weekends Without Soccer by LannisterIMP: 1:34pm On Mar 14, 2020
Just like things happening in the world we have to adjust and be prepared and stay safe for when this Deadly Virus Sneaks into Nigeria!

Science/TechnologyRe: Hungry Monkeys Storm Streets In Thailand, Fight Over Food by LannisterIMP: 5:59pm On Mar 12, 2020
southniyikaye:
so monkeys were also affected in this Corona virus craze?
Imagine you not knowing and coming from your farm with 3 bunches of banana and these monkey waylay you?
Then you pick the banana in your hands or your precious life.
CelebritiesRe: Adedeji Adeleke Dances To Davido's 1 Milli Song Inside His Private Jet by LannisterIMP: 10:18am On Mar 05, 2020
Hold On Hold On.


Pls let Wait to hear from the Vanity crew.

grin wink smiley

Christianity EtcRe: Buhari Celebrates Pastor Adeboye At 78, Says He Always Told Leaders Truth by LannisterIMP: 7:48pm On Mar 02, 2020
Happy Bday.. Daddy GO.


Booboo continue to KeepKwayet while Nigeria roam with wild animals killing and making the masses poorer!
PoliticsRe: "My Bills Are Getting Heavy" - Dino Melaye Cries Out In Song by LannisterIMP: 7:44pm On Mar 02, 2020
He is talking in the Rubbish, talking in the thing that is not have good experience!
CelebritiesRe: Larry Gaaga: “I Started Music By Managing Vector, I Was 2face's Bestman” by LannisterIMP: 3:20pm On Mar 02, 2020
Big Man you deserve all the accolades!

Go Larry!

Go Gagaa! !

PoliticsRe: SERAP Asks Lawan To Drop Bill To Give ‘repentant Terrorists’ Foreign Education by LannisterIMP: 11:13am On Mar 01, 2020
Why do I have this Felling that NIGERIA IS SINKING DEEPER AND DEEPER INTO SOME UNPHANTOMABLE quicksand!.


Who will save us ALL from this dunces with misplaced priorities!

PoliticsRe: DSS To Arrest Samuel Ogundipe Who Leaked Monguno's Letter On Abba Kyari - SIGNAL by LannisterIMP: 9:49pm On Feb 29, 2020
VillageParrot:
http://www.signalng.com/breaking-dss-moves-to-arrest-ogundipe-journalist-who-leaked-nsas-letter-on-abba-kyari/

Chidi Odinkalu
@ChidiOdinkalu



https://mobile.twitter.com/ChidiOdinkalu/status/1233709299509211136
What happened to simple investigation and counter intel to find and plug a leak.

I think it’s a amateur hour For the DSS to announce a pending arrest especially when it comes to national security matters.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Club Brugge :Europa League (5 - 0) On 27th Feb 2020 by LannisterIMP: 11:31pm On Feb 27, 2020
Glory Glory Manchester United!

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