₦airaland Forum

IneedOT:
Those yeye mod won't tell Nairalanders from other religion to swear of accepting Jesus as their saviour before commenting on the post

Mistermamus:
go for d redmi 8 4gb ram, 64gb ROM think it's 49,500 now

Mohbola:
They should keep hating them, they're still making sales

pinkyruledworld:
1gb phone in this era? It needs to be scrapped tho

Bobbybob:
Why is no one talking about m30 or a40s! They're both monsters!

Princelyon247:
My only advice is for u to look for a good samsung galaxy smartphone and buy
And be rest assured

No so I buy buy medium class phones until
I finally settled for a Samsung galaxy smartphone
Now on flex

Nnemuka:
But it brought pain and sadness to one Coza pastor

LegoxMetahuman:
that lion is so cute

cant believe such a beautiful creature will grow up to become a flesh eating beast.

clipz01:
please oo I need help I want to buy nokia 6.1 panel my device has a panel issue pls help me...

Nnemuka:
Who told the owner of nairaland that pen1s gives joy?

Kennitrust:
The five minutes enjoyment leave him in life time regret.





I rather mastttooooo till am fine.



Stupid man

Koiikoii:
We will all give birth to a daughter that will make us proud and not some slayqueens

tintingz:
Those Muslim countries broke Allah's command as regard friendship with the Kafir.

drmuri:
Go and do anything against Islamic ethics in Dubai, that is when you will know they take religion serious

magaji700:
Which one b westernise Arab again?

Guestuser:
This is the most idiotic nonsense I’ve read online in a very long time .

How about Qatar , Abu Dahabi , Saudi Arabia , Kuwait?
You islamophobes will never know peace .

Guestuser:
I thought some good for nothing people said Islam is the problem of Northern Nigeria?
Is Dubai a Christian city?

Kampack:
Sorry I'm replying late to this post.

I have a natural remedy for you made by researchers in one of our leading federal universities from the dept of botany and plant sciences. It's external use.

Please call and I will give it to you to try.



It's free of charge!

AssistntBoyfrnd:
Guys,

Please does anyone know the samsung repair center in Lagos or have thier contact number.

My A70 screen just went black. Like there is ink all over it. Phone didnt fall from me. Very surprised.

BafanaBafana:
Tinubu is a great politician but i dont see him fixing the country.

Shibaraba:
Break failure na one of the disadvantages of driving a car. E dey happen anytime even amidst regular checks. E pain me say the driver was just unlucky to kill the kids. Kids that shouldn't be selling by the roadside in the first place. May their soul rest in peace. My problem is why burn the car? As burnt offering? Or it will resurrect the dead? I just tire for my country people.

During my hustling days In Ibadan I managed to buy one Toyota Orobo. Master brake had issues I repaired instead of replace. The day wey ogun for kee na the day wey the brake fail. On top molete bridge I was going to beere. Match brake na fuuushhaaaa I hear. I begin to shibaraba santaribobo in tongues even though I know say the prayer no fit answer. Because na olosho I dey carry go drop for house and I no give her chingbain. I give her solid lamba with intention say as I drop I go zoom off. Brake fail I started thinking fast. Beere road is everyly busy. If I keep on people go die. One solid canal dey there. I been wan try James Bond jump out of motor after steering the car towards the canal. As I dey think am I see one very sweet god sent Micra dey drive out from nowhere. I no think am twice..... Skrrrrrree gbosaaaaa. I hit the car men. For my mind I was like we go settle am. Nobody die. The man came down. Me see come down but as sharp man I Don lie down dey beg already. E joor sir. E joor sir. The man anywhere he dey God go bless am. His micra had iron guiding for back. He just looked at his boot saw the little damage. Turned to me and said, "Now you're a man", and drove away.

I was shook visibly. Enter motor start am e start. Thank god. Match brake e work. Match am again e work. Olosho was nowhere to be found. I just turned around,drove home, parked by the road and put big pangolo on the car. Wetin I buy no go kill me.

Bottom line... 1.Check your car regularly.
2.If anything needs to be bought to fix the car buy.
3.If eventually brake fail find inanimate object ram and pray for the best.
4. No carry Ibadan olosho. If you carry pay her well.